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A jeweled palanquin borne by fearsome Utahraptors shimmers into existence. A grizzled chicken descends from the device, waves a wing and the palanquin fades out. BRWAAK! I have returned after giving counsel to a wroth simian power! Peace has been restored amongst the demithreads! GRAAWK!
The chicken pecks contentedly at the golden grains.
BRAWK! I am sorry noble Alderyk, but I have learned of a dire catastrophe in the farther spheres. My presence is needed. May the winds always give you good counsel! A team of four Utahraptors appear carrying a jeweled palanquin. Brwaaaktor clambers inside and the palanquin with its reptilain bearers shimmers out of existence.
We will take this and by many scratching posts and much catnip. Thank you. By the way, are those zombie raptors? Takes Jay's skull from Major Monogram. Thank you for bringing the skull of our gull brother home. The raptors you see are not zombies, merely the spiritual manifestation of the ChickenMind as it has evolved throughout the endless millenia. The ChickenMind is the distillation of avain evolution from the earliest Eoraptor all the way to the pinnacle of evolution, the chicken. We can call on the spirits of our ancestors to protect us in times of crisis.
The chicken nods his grizzled beak Indeed you are wise Alderyk. We chickens have a bad habit of thinking the sky is falling. It's a chicken thing. I will relax and recall my summoned ancestors. When the time is propitious you may rely on the counsel of the ChickenMind. The Utahraptors fade. Brwaaaktor resumes pecking at the ground
I see engines of death poised over the flock! The metal children of the milk-sucking races come to defile our holy lands! BRWAAAK! We must band together and gain the key! Brwaaaktor dances in a circle shaking his wings Ancestors of fang and claw heed my call! Come to our aid this day and bring the riches of your ancient world! Suddenly, a dozen Utahraptors materialize in front of Brwaaaktor, all bearing iems in their claws. They place the items in a pile. Raw gold nuggets the size of boulders, rubys the size of a human skull, black pearls of enormous size. Riches untold pile at Brwaaaktor's clawed feet. The dozen raptors then fan out around Brwaaaktor. He gestures to Major Monogram. This is for you cat in return for the skull of Jay. Accept it and our thanks for bringing it to us.
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