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A tall unhappy looking Blue citizen walks into the briefing room...

steps up to James-u and whispers not so quietly:

"James-U, I recevied an urgent communique from Vlad-I-MIR that the Ackage-Pay is Ying-Tray to ScapeEay"

NOTE: I suspect Paizo to be hammered tomorrow with the PFRPG PDF downloads, so make sure if you ARE trying to post, that you copy clip Before you hit submit...so you don't lose your posts.

Good one Logan

I gotta wait til the the O&BGM gets back before I can proceed...Man I almost want to run one of these myself now! I think the PbP format actually makes it more fun...

Happiness Officer Boris-R-LOF-3 wrote:

1-Tru-G0d wrote:

"Happiness Officer, you're answer so vague. Are you trying to sabotage your own prescription for happiness? That would be so disloyal."

Tru smiles ear to ear.

GETS RIGHT UP IN TRU's FACE, EYES BULGING, VEINS POPPING OUT, FACE TURNING RED

"YOUR DUTY IS TO TAKE THE PILLS I SUBSCRIBE AS HAPPINESS OFFICER! IF YOU WANT I CAN ADMINISTER THE PILLS RECTALLY!! I DON'T CARE HOW YOU TAKE THEM, TAKE THEM! YOU HAVE 3 SECONDS TO COMPLY" Spit flies into the face of Tru as Boris is screaming

"3..2...1..."

"You are not being happy, Happiness Officer."

Tru takes a picture of Boris' face. Meanwhile, Tru gulps down on the pills.

no kid'n? that's OK Boris mellowed himself out like 55 seconds after that...

Your Friend the Computer wrote:

I wish that all troubleshooters were as meticulous about nomenclature as you are. That would make me very happy. For setting such a good example you have earned a 100 credit commendation bonus.

....and add another 6 aliases to my account by the end of the month. When I already have 30.... HAHAHAHAH.

=)

naw, we'll be thru another 10-15 clones, meaning 2nd and 3rd characters by that time!! LOL Everytime I see your picture now Horton, it fits perfectly with your current state!!!

OOC: looks like we've all learned our lessons heh...or since we've just been doing cushy dexk jobs the last few days, we're not ultra gross...

haha

Boris-x-LOF wrote:

ooc:I love how Horton thought I stabbed someone!

HAHAHAHA! My ploy worked!

OOC:I think the wrong person got stabbed, someone blew everyone up, and if that person had been stabbed, I think the "innocent" might have lived, and Homer-G-DUF as well

ooc:I love how Horton thought I stabbed someone!

Excellent, yeah I've got a lot to do with my kids too, I owe one of them Car Wars and the other D&D, so...yeah...lots t'do here too

EDITED:

Did we die, and they waited a while to reactivate, or is there a time-lag between decantation and this briefing?

Bummer

Team assignments will be changed with a new mission right? Also, will we receive new credits? Since every time I spend credits, I seem to die. So I have 5 credits...ish

Is that another bootlicking check?

Boris-x-LOF wrote:

OOC: I just have to say this is a great game!!! Thanks for running it!

No sir, just that I'm elated to actually get to play in a game of Paranoia. It's been YEARS!!!!

OOC: I just have to say this is a great game!!! Thanks for running it!

OOC:Logan-R-RUN, you are fined 1 credit for a violation of the moral decency act

trivia: what movie is that from? and who said it?

ANSWER:

OOC:Not while I'm getting my hygeine inspection I hope

OOC:I had told the other shooters to protect the green citizen in a message that got eaten

OOC: nice!!! that's some great visuals Logan!

"My name is Logaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan," Logan says as he's being thrown on top of the grenade.

If Logan gets to grenade on time:
Logan grabs the grenade and holds the switch down, preventing it from exploding. He stands up, holding the grenade up for all to see. "Look! I finally got one!" he says, his face is an expression of pure joy. "And," pointing at Tim, "he's Tim!"

OOC:I see you stroking it and saying "My precious"....just before it goes BoOoM! LOL

OOC:Uh what happened with my shot? did you roll a secret initiative? and since you said it burned thru an orange citizen, I assume they're not wearing Reflec?

OK that's 2 1s in a row...OUCH! I just know that was too convenient to be an accident too!!!

"Excellent!"

"Now team let's move!"

"Equipment officer, lead the way!"

OOC: good one Logan!

"TEAM! Head to the PLC Outfitter, where our Equipment officer will be in charge of getting us outfitted. Well as in charge as he's allowed as a Red Troubleshooter! All Hail the Computer!!"

With that the extremely happy, unparanoid Boris, Grabs his satchel ,and leads the way

"Sound off"

"Equipt for what?" "Oh yes...Equipt, I think the computer has a mission for us...quite"

*feeling slightly less groggy*

"Congratulations on team leader Boris...wait, I'm Boris? So...I'm team Leader? Oh...All hail the computer!"

*Gurgle*

*Thunk!*

Well said!

Spoiler for Boris

** spoiler omitted **

smiles

Knows the credits will be removed from his account immediately

snaps to attention

"ALL HAIL THE COMPUTER!"

Gets in line

"Nice hair cut sir!"

takes a look around

*accessing the nearest computer terminal*

Uh, I don't know what I MEANT to write there...I think I was trying to access the computer...but now I have no clue HAHA

EDIT: Figured it out...HAHA I meant Assessing the damage to my PDC

As Boris continues to gleefully throttle Horton, and Bob nurses his bruised jaw, while preparing to jump back into the fray, the transbot suddenly decelerates very quickly.

Transbot vs. Horton 1d20 8=19
Transbot vs. Boris 1d20 8=10
Transbot vs. Bob 1d20 8=11

Bob staggers, but falls into a seat. Boris let's go of Horton's throat and falls to one knee. Horton goes reeling backwards and crashes into the backwall of the transbot, smashing his head. He's still consciousish, but very groggy. There is a pleasant sounding ding and the doors open. The orange citizen jumps out of his seat and virtually runs off the transbot, shouting out something about "Crazed Commie traitors trying to kill eachother."

See you soon Horton-R-TPK-1 or should I say 2?

*SMILES*

Now I'm happy

oh look the computer added FLAG links for inappropriate posts

"Pfah, what is this brother you speak of?"

Unarmed Combat (Boris) 1d20 9=27

Fine Manipulation (Boris) 1d20 9=12

Unarmed Combat (Horton): 1d20 6=25
Unarmed Combat (Bob) 1d20 4=9

Boris barley manages to wrestle the spray can out of Horton's hand. He then sprays it at Logan. A small blast of spray hits Logan, but then the spray just fizzles out and starts getting all runny and drips down Boris's hand, making him more dirty. Bob thumps at Horton, but is just slapping him like a little girl. Horton wails him with a solid blow and Bob staggers backward.

Logan is just getting pics of the scuffle. You aren't clear if he's getting any good ones of your spray painted uniform

uh oh! -

Can Logan Actually see my uniform to take a snap of it while I'm grappling Horton?

"Computer, I regret that I must also report Boris-R-Loff-1 for insubordination. His uniform is sloppy!"

ACK!

You hear the sound an aresol spray can, and Boris shouts out.

Spoiler for Boris

** spoiler omitted **

A few seconds later the lights come on. Here's what you see: Horton is standing in the middle of the isle with his can of spray paint. Boris is staggering about looking for his PDC. He has a big spray paint mark on his chest. The spray paint is red, but is still quite clearly visible on his red jumpsuit (they're different shades). There is the start of some sort of society symbol spray painted on the floor. Boris's PDC is also lying on the floor on the opposite side of the car from where he was sitting. It looks damaged. The orange citizen is still in his seat, but has a completely horrified look on his face.

"My beautiful new jumpsuit!!!"

"More treasonous activiy from you Horton? I hope your next clone is not so treasonous"

Tim stands and shuffles away from the sound of the fight, approximately far enough to stay out of kicking distance. He draws his laser in one hand, holds his PDC in the other and begins taking pictures of the fight with it.

Looks for his PDC in the flash from Tim's PDC

"I need some happy happy pills, this is stressing me out."

"Keep recording Tim, for posterities sake, The computer will want to see what's going on"

*seethes about his lost PDC*

no true insult implied tru, just playing the character ;)

"shut up Tru and remove that traitor from this train."

"Destruction of the computer's property is a treasonous act as well"

"Luckily the images are transmitted nearly instantaneously to IntSec once taken TRAITOR"

hmm I was under the impression we had our lasers, and the reason I was aiming at your head was that to shoot you in the chest would hit your red-laser proof reflec armor...I thought you had stolen my barrel in the dark

Did I miss something O&BGM?

They still have 6 shots per barrel?

As if he has a laser barrel....

=)

HAHAHA, oh that's awesome if you pulled that off...now did you get the correct laser? or was it the PlastiLaser?

*immediately takes pictures of Horton caught "Red-handed" and pictures of the symbol on the ground*

Horton-R-TPK-1 freeze!

*draws his laser and points it at Horton's forehead*

{OOC} HAHA all these SPOILER tags are making me paranoid IRL {/OOC}

Then

*pulls out his PDC* *SMILES* *takes a shot of himslef smiling*

*takes pictures of the rest of the crew*

*and finally taps away on his PDC some more*

*puts his PDC away* *pulls out his laser and begins polishing it*

*keeps glancing at his PDC as if waiting for a message*

*shuts down his PDC*