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I received a PM from the original Jack, and it looks like he wanted me to post it here on his behalf. Below is the text of said message:

Loser[s].

Resistance is Futile, you will be syndicated.

Meh. This thread needs more robotic tentacles.

The poodle is obsolete. You need an upgrade.

Absotootly

You will all be assimilated!

You will be syndicated.

Ruh-dee-ruh-doo-da!

Reasons people are wrong. They're always in multiples of four.

Rum-fah-roo-fah-ree!

You will be syndicated.

Can we eat zhees Meester Feeshy?

Get out of here! Begins gathering Borg army to drive out French Chef.

You will all be syndicated.

We are the Borg, Resistance is futile, you will be syndicated.

We are the Borg, Resistance is futile, you will be syndicated.

This bears further scrutiny. It seems this thread is ready for syndication.

David Fryer wrote:

Divad Frier wrote:

Solnes' First Alias wrote:

Divad Frier wrote:

David Fryer wrote:

Divad Frier wrote:

Me too!

No you aren't.

Don't reject me David! I'm part of you.....!

Now you understand how I feel.

Rejection hurts....

But not as much as a plasma bolt.

You are correct meatbag.

Stop muscling in on my territory

~looks at my watch~ So time travel does work. I have to warn you, do not do... ~disapears back to the future~

And now he's stuck in a causality loop, it happens from time to time.

Interesting bit of reporting long after the fact.

Did Al Sharpton and the NFL “Rush” Limbaugh Away from his Dream?
By Bill Neri-Amadeo at 6:42 am on Monday October 26, 2009
Rush Limbaugh has been rebuked by the NFL and the partnership group that courted him led by St. Louis Blues owner Dave Checketts because he is an alleged racist and the leader of the firestorm about the Conservative talk show host was none other than the Rev. Al Sharpton. Sharpton was quoted on www.ESPN.com as saying, "It's remarkable in that he was denied by other powerful whites. At the end of the day, his peers said, 'You are a liability.' Even the rich and powerful do not want to be identified with racism." Where do we even begin to break this story down?

Rush Limbaugh is a loudmouth. He is arrogant. He is headstrong. He can be at times hypocritical. Is he a racist? I’m not really sure. On the other hand…Al Sharpton has shown who he is on a continual basis. Let’s briefly examine the history of the two individuals and allow you to make the call.

Rush Limbaugh is one of the most outspoken Republican supporters this country has ever seen. A strong political voice and a die-hard sports fan, ESPN made a questionable move when they hired him to be a host on NFL Game Day in 2003. During his tenure there, Limbaugh made a commentary on Eagles quarterback Donovan McNabb and stated, "I think what we've had here is a little social concern in the NFL. The media has been very desirous that a black quarterback do well."

While this comment may have been misplaced, I think many people shared his sentiment. As an Eagles fan and supporter of black quarterbacks and black head coaches, I too want a black quarterback to be successful and I hope it is Donovan McNabb because I feel the fans of Philadelphia deserve to have a Super Bowl Championship brought to their great town. However, ESPN fired Limbaugh the next week and fellow host Tom Jackson stated that he would’ve resigned if the termination was not made yet when Limbaugh made the comments; Jackson sat in the studio and agreed with him. I’m not sure how that was racist. When we turn the page, there have been some controversial moments.

During the last Presidential election, Limbaugh made many derogatory remarks towards our President Barack Obama and strange commentary towards the players of the NFL. Many feel that Limbaugh has lost touch with society and should not be given the chance to own an NFL franchise and amongst those people staunch in their views against Limbaugh have been the Rev. Al Sharpton.

Now, when we analyze Sharpton, the first question that comes to mind is “What does he have to do with the NFL?” Sharpton is not in the NFL is any capacity but yet his words ring loud and were the main reason Limbaugh was denied part ownership of the St. Louis Rams. Sharpton feels Limbaugh’s words are what did him in but we need to ask, does Sharpton have any accountability for his won words?

In 2007, Sharpton said of Republican Presidential candidate Mitt Romney who was running for office and is Mormon that, "As for the one Mormon running for office, those who really believe in God will defeat him anyways, so don't worry about that; that's a temporary situation." These are truly words of bigotry and yet Sharpton was not held accountable.

While what Sharpton said about Romney was wrong, perhaps there was not a greater form of injustice than the Duke Lacrosse scandal when several Duke Players were accused of raping a black woman. Sharpton and Jesse Jackson, in the midst of the allegation called for Duke Lacrosse coach Mike Pressler to be fired and the university did as these two leaders wanted. As the facts came out, the players were innocent and the coach was left without a job. Sharpton never so much as apologized for his role in having an innocent man terminated. Al Sharpton is far from a good, fair or racially moral man.

I don’t like Rush Limbaugh and I don’t like Al Sharpton. Both have colorful histories and neither should be given a free pass for the comments they have made. However, the great thing about America is that if you fight hard enough for your dream, you can make it a reality. Rush Limbaugh fought to get where he is and has the money to buy a portion of an NFL franchise.

While I won’t listen to Rush or add to his empire, I’ll leave you with one question: Who is Al Sharpton to stop him?

Samnell wrote:

There was an old Kids in the Hall skit where two aliens talked about that. One of the aliens remarked that all they had found in fifty years of abducting random truckers and anal probing them was that one in ten liked it.

I think you're assuming that the aliens want to do a colonoscopy, though. I think it's just a bunch of teenagers from an out-of-the-way world without much to do, so they hope in Daddy's spaceship and go anal probe some humans.

Judd Winick did something similar in Barry Ween, Boy Genius, only the aliens were basically drunken frat boys.

Most aliens I have met are drunken frat boys. I mean, really?

Remember when Vito Stelino described the NFL as the "National Felons League" in Football Digest? Things haven't gotten better since then.

This looks fun.

This sector appears to have collapsed. There is nobody left here.

Gah, ninja'd by a bdge.

Clearly further analysis is required.

I have apparently tuned in the wrong sector. This looks like CNN to me.

Easy Rusty, you will have a chance to feed soon enough. In the mean time why don't you snack on some of those old cans over there?

Intriguing. I must observe this sector closer. We may have to consider skipping syndication and going straight to primetime with it. This is better than Baywatch.

We will install reactionless thrusters for you. They are much more efficent.

We have always been here...just in the closet.

*sees crushed borg and goes to get baby rustmonster to clean up*

Assimilates Rust Monster This new drone will be useful in accessing sectors that are not currently open to us.

Borg Chachi wrote:

I detect booze and boobs. Surrender now. This sector is ripe for syndication.

{sneaks up behind Borg and crams thumbdrive with Rick Astley video loop into vunerable USB slot} Hah-ha-Ha! Assimilate that!

Subject Rick Astley has already been assimilated. Downloading to video display units now. I designate this sector Sector Playboy.

Transforming robots do not frighten the Borg. We have already sent out agent Shia LaBeouf to undermine their strength. Besides, we have already syndicated their strength through our control of Cartoon network.

Sensors detect mindless nonsense and no point. This sector will be syndicated and we shall call it Seinfeld.

Then we will syndicate WotC as well.

I detect booze and boobs. Surrender now. This sector is ripe for syndication.

Borg Chachi wrote:

Begins the process of Turnerizing Tossed Slaad.

Hey, he's already in colour, you inglourious basterd!

Turnerizing also consists of buying up the rights to the individual and never letting them go. You will all be syndicated.

Borg Chachi wrote:

Rejects and disintigrates egg.

Hah! You can't even spellcheck... are you running Windows Me?

What do you expect from a high school dropout.

Borg Chachi wrote:

Surrender now. Resistance is futile, you will be syndicated.

Didn't you and Borg Joanie get canceled real quick-like?

Or are you from Borg in Charge?

I know have my own really show where a camera crew follows me around and records me making an ass of myself. And I get payed for it too. Join me.

Borg Chachi wrote:

Surrender now. Resistance is futile, you will be syndicated.

Syndicated? You're going to play reruns of us?

Whatever you mean, it sounds way too lawful.

*tries to egg the borg*

Rejects and disintigrates egg. Begins the process of Turnerizing Tossed Slaad.

Threat of assimilation and syndication.

Surrender now. Resistance is futile, you will be syndicated.

Resistance is futile, you will be syndicated.