paizo.com Favorited Posts by Bombadilpaizo.com Favorited Posts by Bombadil2024-03-26T06:02:07Z2024-03-26T06:02:07ZRe: Forums: Play-by-Post: Motteditor's Strange Aeons PBPAlbert Hazred (alias of Bombadil)https://paizo.com/campaigns/MotteditorsStrangeAeonsPBP/gameplay&page=166#82672024-03-05T23:14:13Z2024-03-05T21:36:18Z<p><b>"King in Yellow, of course not, we stand apart! I am the King in Blue, and if we don't stand apart then we both become the Kings in Green. And forgive me for not recognizing you, are you the Queen in Alabaster? It's a pleasure to meet you, my lady. May we humbly request that your excellency tell us about this place where we've arrived, for it is a new land to us."</b></p>
<p><span class="messageboard-dice"><b>Diplomacy, or bluff at -2:</b></span> <span class="messageboard-dice">1d20 + 23 ⇒ (5) + 23 = 28</span></p>"King in Yellow, of course not, we stand apart! I am the King in Blue, and if we don't stand apart then we both become the Kings in Green. And forgive me for not recognizing you, are you the Queen in Alabaster? It's a pleasure to meet you, my lady. May we humbly request that your excellency tell us about this place where we've arrived, for it is a new land to us."
[dice=Diplomacy, or bluff at -2]1d20+23[/dice]Albert Hazred (alias of Bombadil)2024-03-05T21:36:18ZRe: Forums: Play-by-Post: Motteditor's Strange Aeons PBPAlbert Hazred (alias of Bombadil)https://paizo.com/campaigns/MotteditorsStrangeAeonsPBP/gameplay&page=166#82532024-02-27T15:11:33Z2024-02-27T05:42:55Z<p>Al painfully shuffles forward for healing and winces as the thought of continuing further without rest. <b><span class=tiny>"Damn, I'm old"</b></span>, he mutters to himself as draws a painful breath. His energy spent for the day, the old man cleans his blade and heals his wounds.</p>
<p><span class="messageboard-dice"><b>wand cure light:</b></span> <span class="messageboard-dice">1d8 + 1 ⇒ (5) + 1 = 6</span>
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<span class="messageboard-dice"><b>wand cure light:</b></span> <span class="messageboard-dice">1d8 + 1 ⇒ (8) + 1 = 9</span>
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<span class="messageboard-dice"><b>wand cure light:</b></span> <span class="messageboard-dice">1d8 + 1 ⇒ (4) + 1 = 5</span>
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<span class="messageboard-dice"><b>wand cure light:</b></span> <span class="messageboard-dice">1d8 + 1 ⇒ (1) + 1 = 2</span>
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<span class="messageboard-dice"><b>wand cure light:</b></span> <span class="messageboard-dice">1d8 + 1 ⇒ (2) + 1 = 3</span>
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<span class="messageboard-dice"><b>wand cure light:</b></span> <span class="messageboard-dice">1d8 + 1 ⇒ (4) + 1 = 5</span>
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<span class="messageboard-dice"><b>wand cure light:</b></span> <span class="messageboard-dice">1d8 + 1 ⇒ (3) + 1 = 4</span></p>
<p><span class=messageboard-ooc>7 charges used, that's in addition to the fast healing, one more trample and it would have killed both Al and Lothan!</span></p>
<p><b>"That barking butter knife never tells us anything until we're already getting smacked around, I say we sell it and take a nice vacation after we've dealt with Lowls. No wonder Teralinda didn't make it out of here alive, I wouldn't use it to cut cheese."</b> Al continues insulting the sword for the next several minutes as the party decides their next steps.</p>Al painfully shuffles forward for healing and winces as the thought of continuing further without rest. "Damn, I'm old", he mutters to himself as draws a painful breath. His energy spent for the day, the old man cleans his blade and heals his wounds.
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...Albert Hazred (alias of Bombadil)2024-02-27T05:42:55ZRe: Forums: Play-by-Post: Motteditor's Strange Aeons PBPAlbert Hazred (alias of Bombadil)https://paizo.com/campaigns/MotteditorsStrangeAeonsPBP/gameplay&page=164#81822024-01-30T20:18:26Z2024-01-30T01:28:41Z<p><b>"Yes, we are here to request the use of your observa..."</b></p>
<div class="messageboard-quotee">Kyffin wrote:</div><blockquote>”So sorry. We’re here for your deaths!”</blockquote><p><b>"Ah, well, you see, by death my friend meant..."</b> Three chalkboards slam into the faces of the nagas.
<p><b>"Right, please ignore the hasty actions..."</b> A column of massive flame scorches the snake ladies.</p>
<p><b>"Ah heck, Slither for your lives you serpents!"</b> Albert dashes forward to slash at the <span class=messageboard-ooc>red</span> naga on the left. <span class=messageboard-ooc>same BoF</span></p>
<p><span class="messageboard-dice"><b>curve blade, power attack with focus, BoF:</b></span> <span class="messageboard-dice">1d20 + 21 + 2 ⇒ (12) + 21 + 2 = 35</span>
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<span class="messageboard-dice"><b>Damage:</b></span> <span class="messageboard-dice">1d10 + 5 + 12 + 2 ⇒ (6) + 5 + 12 + 2 = 25</span></p>"Yes, we are here to request the use of your observa..."
Kyffin wrote:”So sorry. We’re here for your deaths!”
"Ah, well, you see, by death my friend meant..." Three chalkboards slam into the faces of the nagas. "Right, please ignore the hasty actions..." A column of massive flame scorches the snake ladies.
"Ah heck, Slither for your lives you serpents!" Albert dashes forward to slash at the red naga on the left. same BoF
[dice=curve blade, power attack with focus, BoF]1d20+21+2[/dice]...Albert Hazred (alias of Bombadil)2024-01-30T01:28:41ZRe: Forums: Play-by-Post: Motteditor's Strange Aeons PBPAlbert Hazred (alias of Bombadil)https://paizo.com/campaigns/MotteditorsStrangeAeonsPBP/gameplay&page=164#81572024-01-27T00:02:13Z2024-01-20T02:42:53Z<p><b>"You are totally correct, of course, this is your time, and with your time wouldn't you love to join an interesting debate on the methods of cranial knocks to induce an aura of calmness? Our companion here is an expert on the subject and very, very smart, much like yourself."</b> Al gestures at Tristain.</p>
<p><span class="messageboard-dice"><b>Diplomacy:</b></span> <span class="messageboard-dice">1d20 + 22 ⇒ (14) + 22 = 36</span></p>
<p><b>"But that's not all, you could also spend your time in quality discussion while enjoying a fine meal prepared by our very own master chef!"</b> Al gestures at Lothan. <b>"His culinary skills were highly sought after in the bustling streets of Katapesh, in fact very esteemed individuals in that city were willing to kill to get their hands on him. Now doesn't that sound like a fine use of your time, enjoying intellectual discussion while partaking of a delicious meal?"</b> Al provides his friendly old man smile as encouragement.</p>
<p><span class="messageboard-dice"><b>Bluff:</b></span> <span class="messageboard-dice">1d20 + 19 ⇒ (19) + 19 = 38</span></p>"You are totally correct, of course, this is your time, and with your time wouldn't you love to join an interesting debate on the methods of cranial knocks to induce an aura of calmness? Our companion here is an expert on the subject and very, very smart, much like yourself." Al gestures at Tristain.
[dice=Diplomacy]1d20+22[/dice]
"But that's not all, you could also spend your time in quality discussion while enjoying a fine meal prepared by our very own master chef!" Al gestures at Lothan....Albert Hazred (alias of Bombadil)2024-01-20T02:42:53ZRe: Forums: Play-by-Post: Motteditor's Strange Aeons PBPAlbert Hazred (alias of Bombadil)https://paizo.com/campaigns/MotteditorsStrangeAeonsPBP/gameplay&page=161#80272023-11-18T15:21:54Z2023-11-18T06:48:13Z<p><i>wow, he's a priest</i>, Al realizes after all this time.</p>
<div class="messageboard-quotee">angry sword wrote:</div><blockquote>"DO I LOOK LIKE A PET TO YOU? DO I?!?"</blockquote><p>Al has to agree with Tara Linda, <b>"It can't be a 'pet' if you can't pet it. These folks that keep things in cages that you can't pet and then call them 'pets' just ain't right."</b>
<p>With the path before them clear, and shiny in his new plate, Al strides forward ready to slay polyps and ancient evils and stay on the trail of Lowls. <b>"We're close, Lowls can't be that far ahead of us now, let's keep up the pace and catch him before things get worse. I don't one bit like these evil rituals and he'll keep at them until stopped."</b></p>wow, he's a priest, Al realizes after all this time.
angry sword wrote:"DO I LOOK LIKE A PET TO YOU? DO I?!?"
Al has to agree with Tara Linda, "It can't be a 'pet' if you can't pet it. These folks that keep things in cages that you can't pet and then call them 'pets' just ain't right." With the path before them clear, and shiny in his new plate, Al strides forward ready to slay polyps and ancient evils and stay on the trail of Lowls. "We're close, Lowls can't be that far ahead of us now,...Albert Hazred (alias of Bombadil)2023-11-18T06:48:13ZRe: Forums: Play-by-Post: Motteditor's Strange Aeons PBPAlbert Hazred (alias of Bombadil)https://paizo.com/campaigns/MotteditorsStrangeAeonsPBP/gameplay&page=159#79252023-09-26T14:35:20Z2023-09-26T03:24:05Z<p><span class=messageboard-ooc>forget to add extra smite damage for it being undead, so that would be 52 damage on original attack, and 44 damage on the crit confirm if it hits</span></p>forget to add extra smite damage for it being undead, so that would be 52 damage on original attack, and 44 damage on the crit confirm if it hitsAlbert Hazred (alias of Bombadil)2023-09-26T03:24:05ZRe: Forums: Play-by-Post: Motteditor's Strange Aeons PBPAlbert Hazred (alias of Bombadil)https://paizo.com/campaigns/MotteditorsStrangeAeonsPBP/gameplay&page=158#78702023-08-28T20:48:53Z2023-08-28T02:51:00Z<div class="messageboard-quotee">Tristain wrote:</div><blockquote>I think we should pronounce this spot, right here, as the starting corner.</blockquote><p><b>"Son, I've been traveling with you for years now, and that has to be the worst idea you've ever had. This city is absolutely the least likely spot in all of Golarion to be declared a starting corner. I can't even tell what direction the buildings are leaning, much less remember one intersection from the other, and it feels like everything moves when our backs are turned. This city is more like an ending corner."</b>
<p><b>"And, I concur on finding the hideous aberrations, that does sound like a good idea."</b></p>Tristain wrote:I think we should pronounce this spot, right here, as the starting corner.
"Son, I've been traveling with you for years now, and that has to be the worst idea you've ever had. This city is absolutely the least likely spot in all of Golarion to be declared a starting corner. I can't even tell what direction the buildings are leaning, much less remember one intersection from the other, and it feels like everything moves when our backs are turned. This city is more like an ending...Albert Hazred (alias of Bombadil)2023-08-28T02:51:00ZRe: Forums: Play-by-Post: Motteditor's Strange Aeons PBPAlbert Hazred (alias of Bombadil)https://paizo.com/campaigns/MotteditorsStrangeAeonsPBP/gameplay&page=156#77582023-07-13T04:33:32Z2023-07-13T02:37:55Z<p>Albert finds the prunes he was searching for in his haversack and looks up in time to see everyone congratulating Kyffin. <b>"What happened? Did we find the sword? Great work, team! Prune, anyone?"</b> Al offers to share his delicious and regulating treats.</p>
<p><span class=messageboard-ooc>I think Al has the lowest perception of any high level PC I've ever played</span></p>Albert finds the prunes he was searching for in his haversack and looks up in time to see everyone congratulating Kyffin. "What happened? Did we find the sword? Great work, team! Prune, anyone?" Al offers to share his delicious and regulating treats.
I think Al has the lowest perception of any high level PC I've ever playedAlbert Hazred (alias of Bombadil)2023-07-13T02:37:55ZRe: Forums: Play-by-Post: Motteditor's Strange Aeons PBPAlbert Hazred (alias of Bombadil)https://paizo.com/campaigns/MotteditorsStrangeAeonsPBP/gameplay&page=155#77422023-07-09T20:34:49Z2023-07-09T19:01:29Z<p><b>"And we're going to purge that wicked thing from the heart of this old city, but first we need a sword that was lost by this elven lady that died a while ago, but still haunts this place, and it was her that warned us about the polyps in the city, we already killed one of those, and the awful evil lurking in the pond, or lake, or something like that, meaning she warned us about it and we're going to kill it, we haven't yet, but we need that sword first."</b> Al pauses as he realizes he sounds more crazy than Tristan or the old Azlanti. <b>"Ahem, well, anyways, do you know where we can find the elven lady's magical sword?"</b></p>"And we're going to purge that wicked thing from the heart of this old city, but first we need a sword that was lost by this elven lady that died a while ago, but still haunts this place, and it was her that warned us about the polyps in the city, we already killed one of those, and the awful evil lurking in the pond, or lake, or something like that, meaning she warned us about it and we're going to kill it, we haven't yet, but we need that sword first." Al pauses as he realizes he sounds...Albert Hazred (alias of Bombadil)2023-07-09T19:01:29ZRe: Forums: Play-by-Post: Motteditor's Strange Aeons PBPAlbert Hazred (alias of Bombadil)https://paizo.com/campaigns/MotteditorsStrangeAeonsPBP/gameplay&page=153#76152023-05-20T21:29:35Z2023-05-20T17:48:58Z<p><span class=messageboard-ooc>I forgot to apply the power attack without focus penalty, so the crit confirm on the 4th attack would not confirm, and that should only be 114 damage total</span></p>I forgot to apply the power attack without focus penalty, so the crit confirm on the 4th attack would not confirm, and that should only be 114 damage totalAlbert Hazred (alias of Bombadil)2023-05-20T17:48:58ZRe: Forums: Play-by-Post: Motteditor's Strange Aeons PBPAlbert Hazred (alias of Bombadil)https://paizo.com/campaigns/MotteditorsStrangeAeonsPBP/gameplay&page=150#74892023-03-27T17:20:56Z2023-03-27T17:01:38Z<p><span class=messageboard-ooc>ninja'd!</span></p>
<p>Kyffin whispers so quietly that Al's old man ears don't hear anything, and he blurts out stuff to the archons.</p>ninja'd!
Kyffin whispers so quietly that Al's old man ears don't hear anything, and he blurts out stuff to the archons.Albert Hazred (alias of Bombadil)2023-03-27T17:01:38ZRe: Forums: Play-by-Post: Motteditor's Strange Aeons PBPAlbert Hazred (alias of Bombadil)https://paizo.com/campaigns/MotteditorsStrangeAeonsPBP/gameplay&page=150#74812023-03-25T18:41:19Z2023-03-25T18:36:00Z<p>Undaunted, Al steps forward. <b>"We came here to stop a bad man that is trying to use an evil book to evilify things. As my companion said, we think the book is called the 'Necromoronicon', or something like that, and we intend to destroy the thing, and stop this Lowls fellow from doing more harm. Maybe you'all could help us? We can't seem to find the right path through this city, however the giant double doors right in front of you may be the way, they're the first we've seen in a building."</b></p>
<p><span class="messageboard-dice"><b>Diplomacy:</b></span> <span class="messageboard-dice">1d20 + 21 ⇒ (8) + 21 = 29</span></p>Undaunted, Al steps forward. "We came here to stop a bad man that is trying to use an evil book to evilify things. As my companion said, we think the book is called the 'Necromoronicon', or something like that, and we intend to destroy the thing, and stop this Lowls fellow from doing more harm. Maybe you'all could help us? We can't seem to find the right path through this city, however the giant double doors right in front of you may be the way, they're the first we've seen in a building."
...Albert Hazred (alias of Bombadil)2023-03-25T18:36:00ZRe: Forums: Play-by-Post: Motteditor's Strange Aeons PBPAlbert Hazred (alias of Bombadil)https://paizo.com/campaigns/MotteditorsStrangeAeonsPBP/gameplay&page=150#74712023-03-21T20:52:41Z2023-03-21T16:54:07Z<p><span class="messageboard-dice"><b>DC 18 Will save:</b></span> <span class="messageboard-dice">1d20 + 17 ⇒ (9) + 17 = 26</span></p>
<p><b>"That's a fine looking clasp, I'll put it on my cloak if no one else wants it?"</b> Al inquires.</p>[dice=DC 18 Will save]1d20+17[/dice]
"That's a fine looking clasp, I'll put it on my cloak if no one else wants it?" Al inquires.Albert Hazred (alias of Bombadil)2023-03-21T16:54:07ZRe: Forums: Play-by-Post: Motteditor's Strange Aeons PBPAlbert Hazred (alias of Bombadil)https://paizo.com/campaigns/MotteditorsStrangeAeonsPBP/gameplay&page=149#74312023-02-28T10:50:36Z2023-02-27T23:59:51Z<p><b>"The 'screaming lady' does seem like the easiest to find. Alright, Lothan, show off those guide skills, and guide us to the screaming lady. With our luck, she's probably screaming at you or something you did."</b></p>"The 'screaming lady' does seem like the easiest to find. Alright, Lothan, show off those guide skills, and guide us to the screaming lady. With our luck, she's probably screaming at you or something you did."Albert Hazred (alias of Bombadil)2023-02-27T23:59:51ZRe: Forums: Play-by-Post: Motteditor's Strange Aeons PBPAlbert Hazred (alias of Bombadil)https://paizo.com/campaigns/MotteditorsStrangeAeonsPBP/gameplay&page=148#74002023-02-03T19:21:20Z2023-02-03T18:53:59Z<p><b>"It didn't seem so big and mean until I got close, thanks team, thanks Starflit, you saved my life there."</b> With the extra healing, Al is back to his normal self. <b>"Well, that took all of half a minute, hope that impressed the giants. Let's see what they think."</b> </p>
<p>The fully healed Al addresses the clan and the giant queen. <b>"What say you, have we proved our worth? We did not shy away from the beast, risked limb and life, and conquered it quickly. Are we worthy of the clan's respect, what say you?"</b></p>
<p><span class="messageboard-dice"><b>Diplomacy:</b></span> <span class="messageboard-dice">1d20 + 21 ⇒ (15) + 21 = 36</span></p>"It didn't seem so big and mean until I got close, thanks team, thanks Starflit, you saved my life there." With the extra healing, Al is back to his normal self. "Well, that took all of half a minute, hope that impressed the giants. Let's see what they think."
The fully healed Al addresses the clan and the giant queen. "What say you, have we proved our worth? We did not shy away from the beast, risked limb and life, and conquered it quickly. Are we worthy of the clan's respect, what say
...Albert Hazred (alias of Bombadil)2023-02-03T18:53:59ZRe: Forums: Play-by-Post: Motteditor's Strange Aeons PBPAlbert Hazred (alias of Bombadil)https://paizo.com/campaigns/MotteditorsStrangeAeonsPBP/gameplay&page=148#73772023-01-30T01:36:15Z2023-01-29T22:29:00Z<p><span class=messageboard-ooc>Al can <i>neutralize poison</i> with a lay on hands, he can take the front spot and the sponge role while the party dishes. He'll move to a central spot, maybe a spot or two ahead of where Tristain is now on the map depending on where others end up</span></p>
<p><b>"We understand that this beast was stolen from you, and that even the clan’s best claw-speakers cannot convince it to submit. If this has made the Shatter Smile resent the beast, then it seems clear that the clan will appreciate the beast again and respect us if we are able to make the creature submit. We will return this stolen property to you and your clan, excuse me for a moment."</b> Al quickly steps to Lothan and clearly begs in a lower voice that he also makes audible to the closest giants for emphasis of the party's ability. <span class=tiny><b>"Please, do NOT kill this creature, I beg you, just subdue it. I know you can pincushion it in second and wow them with our ability to kill quickly, but let's just return their property. Do this and I promise I'll put in a good word for you with the next, um, 'pursuit'."</b></span> Turning back to the giant queen, <b>"We gladly take on this trial, and we thank you and your tribe for your hospitality and the opportunity to prove our worth."</b> Al salutes the giants and takes his place in the center of the arena. </p>
<p><span class=messageboard-ooc>Al uses <i>divine bond</i> on his weapon to give it <i>Merciful</i>, so it deals an extra 1d6 and all damage is non-lethal, which helps us subdue it, along with <i>bane, vermin</i> and an additional +1</span></p>Al can neutralize poison with a lay on hands, he can take the front spot and the sponge role while the party dishes. He'll move to a central spot, maybe a spot or two ahead of where Tristain is now on the map depending on where others end up
"We understand that this beast was stolen from you, and that even the clan’s best claw-speakers cannot convince it to submit. If this has made the Shatter Smile resent the beast, then it seems clear that the clan will appreciate the beast again and...Albert Hazred (alias of Bombadil)2023-01-29T22:29:00ZRe: Forums: Play-by-Post: Motteditor's Strange Aeons PBPAlbert Hazred (alias of Bombadil)https://paizo.com/campaigns/MotteditorsStrangeAeonsPBP/gameplay&page=147#73202023-01-15T21:42:28Z2023-01-15T19:09:30Z<p>Al wakes from a lazy slumber in the warm air to the site of Lothan grinning suspiciously and Tristain clearly having nothing to bonk on within a mile. <i>Well, this doesn't look good</i></p>
<p>Al gently forms out of the wind and air at the front of the party. <b>"Forgive our trespass, we are just traveling through on a great, long journey, and we'll out of your skies quickly. We'll respect your lands and air, may we have your permission to continue our windy journey?"</b></p>
<p><span class="messageboard-dice"><b>Diplomacy:</b></span> <span class="messageboard-dice">1d20 + 21 ⇒ (18) + 21 = 39</span></p>Al wakes from a lazy slumber in the warm air to the site of Lothan grinning suspiciously and Tristain clearly having nothing to bonk on within a mile. Well, this doesn't look good
Al gently forms out of the wind and air at the front of the party. "Forgive our trespass, we are just traveling through on a great, long journey, and we'll out of your skies quickly. We'll respect your lands and air, may we have your permission to continue our windy journey?"
[dice=Diplomacy]1d20+21[/dice]Albert Hazred (alias of Bombadil)2023-01-15T19:09:30ZRe: Forums: Play-by-Post: Motteditor's Strange Aeons PBPAlbert Hazred (alias of Bombadil)https://paizo.com/campaigns/MotteditorsStrangeAeonsPBP/gameplay&page=146#72622022-12-15T14:22:14Z2022-12-14T18:39:23Z<p>Al kicks the pile of dust formerly known as Tristain's Annoyance. <b>"And that's why we never interrupt the head bonking. Now, let's get what we came here for and be done with this place."</b></p>Al kicks the pile of dust formerly known as Tristain's Annoyance. "And that's why we never interrupt the head bonking. Now, let's get what we came here for and be done with this place."Albert Hazred (alias of Bombadil)2022-12-14T18:39:23ZRe: Forums: Play-by-Post: Motteditor's Strange Aeons PBPAlbert Hazred (alias of Bombadil)https://paizo.com/campaigns/MotteditorsStrangeAeonsPBP/gameplay&page=144#71732022-10-31T21:28:29Z2022-10-31T21:23:52Z<p>Albert resists the urge to investigate the shrouded cages and follows Kyffin up the ramp. <b>"Even a danged desert will be better than this failure of a city. Let's find the Lash and be done with this place."</b></p>Albert resists the urge to investigate the shrouded cages and follows Kyffin up the ramp. "Even a danged desert will be better than this failure of a city. Let's find the Lash and be done with this place."Albert Hazred (alias of Bombadil)2022-10-31T21:23:52ZRe: Forums: Play-by-Post: Motteditor's Strange Aeons PBPAlbert Hazred (alias of Bombadil)https://paizo.com/campaigns/MotteditorsStrangeAeonsPBP/gameplay&page=143#71292022-10-18T16:10:26Z2022-10-18T15:50:29Z<p><b>"What?"</b> Al growls after Tristain suggests that Kyffin is dangerous.<b>"That's not fair, I'm dangerous too!"</b> Leaning into the suggestion, Al quickly steps forward <span class=messageboard-ooc>(40' move)</span> and slashes at the other gnoll guard.</p>
<p><span class="messageboard-dice"><b>Curve blade, power attack, prayer, focus:</b></span> <span class="messageboard-dice">1d20 + 18 ⇒ (4) + 18 = 22</span>
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<span class="messageboard-dice"><b>damage:</b></span> <span class="messageboard-dice">1d10 + 4 + 12 ⇒ (8) + 4 + 12 = 24</span></p>
<p><b>"See!, See, I'm dangerous too! You should definitely go lock yourself in there!"</b></p>
<p><span class="messageboard-dice"><b>Bluff to aid?:</b></span> <span class="messageboard-dice">1d20 + 18 ⇒ (13) + 18 = 31</span></p>"What?" Al growls after Tristain suggests that Kyffin is dangerous."That's not fair, I'm dangerous too!" Leaning into the suggestion, Al quickly steps forward (40' move) and slashes at the other gnoll guard.
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"See!, See, I'm dangerous too! You should definitely go lock yourself in there!"
[dice=Bluff to aid?]1d20+18[/dice]Albert Hazred (alias of Bombadil)2022-10-18T15:50:29ZRe: Forums: Play-by-Post: Motteditor's Strange Aeons PBPAlbert Hazred (alias of Bombadil)https://paizo.com/campaigns/MotteditorsStrangeAeonsPBP/gameplay&page=142#70792022-10-05T17:46:52Z2022-10-05T16:48:34Z<p>After a satisfying meal of porridge and prunes, Albert readies himself for the fortress. With determination in his stride he approaches the guards at the gate. <b>"Greetings, we are information brokers and we wish to speak with the master of this fortress. We intend no harm and we pay well."</b> Al decides against scratching the gnoll guards behind the ears, though it is his first instinct.</p>
<p><span class="messageboard-dice"><b>Diplomacy:</b></span> <span class="messageboard-dice">1d20 + 20 ⇒ (5) + 20 = 25</span></p>After a satisfying meal of porridge and prunes, Albert readies himself for the fortress. With determination in his stride he approaches the guards at the gate. "Greetings, we are information brokers and we wish to speak with the master of this fortress. We intend no harm and we pay well." Al decides against scratching the gnoll guards behind the ears, though it is his first instinct.
[dice=Diplomacy]1d20+20[/dice]Albert Hazred (alias of Bombadil)2022-10-05T16:48:34ZRe: Forums: Play-by-Post: Motteditor's Strange Aeons PBPAlbert Hazred (alias of Bombadil)https://paizo.com/campaigns/MotteditorsStrangeAeonsPBP/gameplay&page=141#70402022-09-15T21:36:23Z2022-09-15T17:47:31Z<p><b>"We'll be escorting you back to the princess, no telling who else was in league with the outsiders and we don't want them snatching you off the street before you've had a chance to be reunited. Now cover up that distinctive ocher attire and let's get the hell out of here."</b> Al turns back to the party, <b>"Lothan, take a sneaky peak outside and see if anyone is waiting for us, then get your <s>girlfiend</s> girlfriend to come in here and see the proof that we found Dahab."</b></p>"We'll be escorting you back to the princess, no telling who else was in league with the outsiders and we don't want them snatching you off the street before you've had a chance to be reunited. Now cover up that distinctive ocher attire and let's get the hell out of here." Al turns back to the party, "Lothan, take a sneaky peak outside and see if anyone is waiting for us, then get your girlfiend girlfriend to come in here and see the proof that we found Dahab."Albert Hazred (alias of Bombadil)2022-09-15T17:47:31ZRe: Forums: Play-by-Post: Motteditor's Strange Aeons PBPAlbert Hazred (alias of Bombadil)https://paizo.com/campaigns/MotteditorsStrangeAeonsPBP/gameplay&page=141#70132022-09-04T18:09:36Z2022-09-04T17:22:09Z<p>Al nods in agreement at Lothan's words. <b>"The lad speaks truth, it will be easier on everybody. We're here peacefully at the moment, but we think you have something that doesn't belong to you and we want it back, now."</b> Al pauses without a smile and gestures at the fresh blood stains on the party from the poor guards. <b>"Enchanting the folks in the lobby was a dirty trick. We didn't want these stains on our clothes, and we don't want you to be staining our clothes either, so please tell us who you are, and then we'll tell you why we're here, and we can complete our simple business transaction."</b> Al smiles the friendly old man smile again. <b>"As the lad said, this really will make things easier for everybody."</b></p>
<p><span class="messageboard-dice"><b>Diplomacy:</b></span> <span class="messageboard-dice">1d20 + 20 ⇒ (8) + 20 = 28</span></p>Al nods in agreement at Lothan's words. "The lad speaks truth, it will be easier on everybody. We're here peacefully at the moment, but we think you have something that doesn't belong to you and we want it back, now." Al pauses without a smile and gestures at the fresh blood stains on the party from the poor guards. "Enchanting the folks in the lobby was a dirty trick. We didn't want these stains on our clothes, and we don't want you to be staining our clothes either, so please tell us who...Albert Hazred (alias of Bombadil)2022-09-04T17:22:09ZRe: Forums: Play-by-Post: Motteditor's Strange Aeons PBPAlbert Hazred (alias of Bombadil)https://paizo.com/campaigns/MotteditorsStrangeAeonsPBP/gameplay&page=140#69772022-08-12T15:27:08Z2022-08-12T04:06:38Z<p>Albert heals his remaining damage while the party interrogates and heals the lady and guards. <b>"No brain eating, I promise. Sorry for your fellow guards, true shame that. We'll free you of this foul magic and make Faraz answer for what's happened here."</b> Al looks at Lothan as he stands in the doorway of the shop. <b>"Quit gawking and shut that door. I ain't any different, it's like Tristain says, a totally normal person, just with this as well."</b> The gray limbs, blue tongue, and glowing eyes suggest differently, but the voice of the old man rings true from the alien creature.</p>Albert heals his remaining damage while the party interrogates and heals the lady and guards. "No brain eating, I promise. Sorry for your fellow guards, true shame that. We'll free you of this foul magic and make Faraz answer for what's happened here." Al looks at Lothan as he stands in the doorway of the shop. "Quit gawking and shut that door. I ain't any different, it's like Tristain says, a totally normal person, just with this as well." The gray limbs, blue tongue, and glowing eyes...Albert Hazred (alias of Bombadil)2022-08-12T04:06:38ZRe: Forums: Play-by-Post: Motteditor's Strange Aeons PBPAlbert Hazred (alias of Bombadil)https://paizo.com/campaigns/MotteditorsStrangeAeonsPBP/gameplay&page=139#69502022-07-29T15:42:16Z2022-07-29T15:04:30Z<p>Albert's limbs elongate and his skin turns a sickly grey while his eyes start glowing. A long blue tongue snakes from his mouth and the alien wail rises in the room. <b>"I CAN EAT YOUR BRAIN TO GAIN THE KNOWLEDGE! TELL ME NOW AND YOU MAY STILL LIVE!"</b> Albert's alien hand pushes the coins back on the counter. <b>"NOOOOW I SAID, YOU HAVE NO IDEA THE FORCES YOU ARE DEALING WITH! NOOOOOOW, BEFORE YOUR BRAINS ARE MY LUNCH!"</b></p>
<p><span class="messageboard-dice"><b>Bluff:</b></span> <span class="messageboard-dice">1d20 + 18 ⇒ (18) + 18 = 36</span></p>Albert's limbs elongate and his skin turns a sickly grey while his eyes start glowing. A long blue tongue snakes from his mouth and the alien wail rises in the room. "I CAN EAT YOUR BRAIN TO GAIN THE KNOWLEDGE! TELL ME NOW AND YOU MAY STILL LIVE!" Albert's alien hand pushes the coins back on the counter. "NOOOOW I SAID, YOU HAVE NO IDEA THE FORCES YOU ARE DEALING WITH! NOOOOOOW, BEFORE YOUR BRAINS ARE MY LUNCH!"
[dice=Bluff]1d20+18[/dice]Albert Hazred (alias of Bombadil)2022-07-29T15:04:30ZRe: Forums: Play-by-Post: Motteditor's Strange Aeons PBPAlbert Hazred (alias of Bombadil)https://paizo.com/campaigns/MotteditorsStrangeAeonsPBP/gameplay&page=139#69452022-07-28T00:00:41Z2022-07-27T23:45:32Z<p><b>"He's not busy, and if you lie to me again I'm gonna cut you open and dye the next set of leather with your innards, then burn this place to the ground. We are speaking to him, now, and you're going to tell us exactly where he is or I'll make good on that threat."</b> The old man smile has vanished completely, and although Al has no intention of burning anything to the ground, he figures that Abren doesn't know that.</p>
<p><span class="messageboard-dice"><b>Bluff:</b></span> <span class="messageboard-dice">1d20 + 18 ⇒ (15) + 18 = 33</span></p>"He's not busy, and if you lie to me again I'm gonna cut you open and dye the next set of leather with your innards, then burn this place to the ground. We are speaking to him, now, and you're going to tell us exactly where he is or I'll make good on that threat." The old man smile has vanished completely, and although Al has no intention of burning anything to the ground, he figures that Abren doesn't know that.
[dice=Bluff]1d20+18[/dice]Albert Hazred (alias of Bombadil)2022-07-27T23:45:32ZRe: Forums: Play-by-Post: Motteditor's Strange Aeons PBPAlbert Hazred (alias of Bombadil)https://paizo.com/campaigns/MotteditorsStrangeAeonsPBP/gameplay&page=139#69052022-07-05T22:47:33Z2022-07-05T22:40:58Z<p><span class=tiny><b>"I will, just not when she wants to bite us, or in front of her weird cronies that are spies in this crap hole of a town, and I'll totally tell her I'm a normal human being as well."</b></span> Al whispers back to Tristain in an old man way that is piercing and audible to everyone in the <s>kennel</s> chamber.</p>"I will, just not when she wants to bite us, or in front of her weird cronies that are spies in this crap hole of a town, and I'll totally tell her I'm a normal human being as well." Al whispers back to Tristain in an old man way that is piercing and audible to everyone in the kennel chamber.Albert Hazred (alias of Bombadil)2022-07-05T22:40:58ZRe: Forums: Play-by-Post: Motteditor's Strange Aeons PBPAlbert Hazred (alias of Bombadil)https://paizo.com/campaigns/MotteditorsStrangeAeonsPBP/gameplay&page=139#69032022-07-05T20:01:28Z2022-07-05T19:43:20Z<p><b>"Yes, it seems silly, I know, a book that could destroy the world. At first I thought it was a conspiracy by book haters, illiterates, and control freaks, but it's a much more serious threat to all of us than you can image. We found an angel, a higher being, corrupted by just the book's presence. Think of what it would do to every market, system, structure of power in place. All of it would be destroyed, every leader toppled, and the wealthy will be the first to lose everything I might add."</b> Al finishes with an appeal to the creature's greed, hoping that shifts the conversation.</p>
<p><span class="messageboard-dice"><b>Diplomacy:</b></span> <span class="messageboard-dice">1d20 + 20 ⇒ (18) + 20 = 38</span></p>"Yes, it seems silly, I know, a book that could destroy the world. At first I thought it was a conspiracy by book haters, illiterates, and control freaks, but it's a much more serious threat to all of us than you can image. We found an angel, a higher being, corrupted by just the book's presence. Think of what it would do to every market, system, structure of power in place. All of it would be destroyed, every leader toppled, and the wealthy will be the first to lose everything I might add."...Albert Hazred (alias of Bombadil)2022-07-05T19:43:20ZRe: Forums: Play-by-Post: Motteditor's Strange Aeons PBPAlbert Hazred (alias of Bombadil)https://paizo.com/campaigns/MotteditorsStrangeAeonsPBP/gameplay&page=138#68952022-07-02T01:34:28Z2022-07-01T06:23:49Z<p><b>"What my associate says is true, we're looking for a book, a terrible book that makes humanoids insane."</b> Al gestures to Lothan for emphasis. <b>"It's started happening to this poor man already."</b> Albert nods sagely as Lothan skips away. <b>"As you can see, this type of behavior from everyone would surely ruin society, not just our ivory towers, but your festering, degrading, vile, hellacious, disgusting, putrid, unethical, hideous, pitiful, arse stank of a market as well. Surely you understand. We intend to destroy this book before it can cause more harm, and we just need information on a certain traveler that you may know. Before we proceed, Would you prefer a more private location for this transaction?"</b> </p>
<p><span class="messageboard-dice"><b>Diplomacy:</b></span> <span class="messageboard-dice">1d20 + 20 ⇒ (1) + 20 = 21</span></p>
<p><b>"Did I mention how really awful that market is? A true disgrace to the gods themselves. It's a shameful clusterf..."</b> Al stops as he sees Tristain air head bonking and realizes he may have gone too far. <span class=messageboard-ooc>not now with the fumbles dicebot!</span> Quickly he tries to reverse the negative tone. <b>"My apologies, Princess, it's hard for me to let go of my ideals in this city, I meant no offense to you."</b> </p>
<p><span class="messageboard-dice"><b>Diplomacy:</b></span> <span class="messageboard-dice">1d20 + 20 ⇒ (8) + 20 = 28</span></p>"What my associate says is true, we're looking for a book, a terrible book that makes humanoids insane." Al gestures to Lothan for emphasis. "It's started happening to this poor man already." Albert nods sagely as Lothan skips away. "As you can see, this type of behavior from everyone would surely ruin society, not just our ivory towers, but your festering, degrading, vile, hellacious, disgusting, putrid, unethical, hideous, pitiful, arse stank of a market as well. Surely you understand. We...Albert Hazred (alias of Bombadil)2022-07-01T06:23:49ZRe: Forums: Play-by-Post: Motteditor's Strange Aeons PBPAlbert Hazred (alias of Bombadil)https://paizo.com/campaigns/MotteditorsStrangeAeonsPBP/gameplay&page=138#68812022-06-25T00:26:24Z2022-06-24T23:01:18Z<p><b>"Yes, my lady, we do. May we speak with you in private as it's a delicate matter, as you may guess simply by my appearance at this market."</b> Albert toys gently with his holy symbol for emphasis. <b>"We know your busy and we don't wish to interrupt your business, and as we mentioned it's a very lucrative offer. We can meet when you're ready and the timing is more advantageous for us to speak completely on the issue at hand. Thank you."</b> Albert smiles his friendly old man smile to disarm any hostility, though his instinct it to skewer every single slaver in the damnable place.</p>
<p><span class="messageboard-dice"><b>Diplomacy:</b></span> <span class="messageboard-dice">1d20 + 20 ⇒ (12) + 20 = 32</span></p>"Yes, my lady, we do. May we speak with you in private as it's a delicate matter, as you may guess simply by my appearance at this market." Albert toys gently with his holy symbol for emphasis. "We know your busy and we don't wish to interrupt your business, and as we mentioned it's a very lucrative offer. We can meet when you're ready and the timing is more advantageous for us to speak completely on the issue at hand. Thank you." Albert smiles his friendly old man smile to disarm any...Albert Hazred (alias of Bombadil)2022-06-24T23:01:18ZRe: Forums: Play-by-Post: Motteditor's Strange Aeons PBPAlbert Hazred (alias of Bombadil)https://paizo.com/campaigns/MotteditorsStrangeAeonsPBP/gameplay&page=138#68612022-06-15T02:53:37Z2022-06-14T05:17:42Z<p><b>"Forget that book, the one we're chasing is what should be a bunch of nonsense, but get's a mind all mixed up instead. Folks will start doing evil without even knowing what they're doing. The fool that wrote the danged thing probably went insane himself, no telling where he's at?"</b></p>
<p><span class=messageboard-ooc>Lovecraft's fictional author for the book was Abdul Alhazred, which is how terribly unoriginal Al's name really is</span></p>
<p>With the party settled, at least for the moment, Albert tries to glean a little information about the slaver market without drawing undue attention. If he finds a talkative target, and with pints enhancing the situation, he'll cautiously press for more information regarding Biting Lash.</p>
<p><span class="messageboard-dice"><b>Diplomacy:</b></span> <span class="messageboard-dice">1d20 + 20 ⇒ (7) + 20 = 27</span></p>
<p><span class="messageboard-dice"><b>Diplomacy:</b></span> <span class="messageboard-dice">1d20 + 20 ⇒ (5) + 20 = 25</span></p>
<p><span class="messageboard-dice"><b>Diplomacy:</b></span> <span class="messageboard-dice">1d20 + 20 ⇒ (13) + 20 = 33</span></p>"Forget that book, the one we're chasing is what should be a bunch of nonsense, but get's a mind all mixed up instead. Folks will start doing evil without even knowing what they're doing. The fool that wrote the danged thing probably went insane himself, no telling where he's at?"
Lovecraft's fictional author for the book was Abdul Alhazred, which is how terribly unoriginal Al's name really is
With the party settled, at least for the moment, Albert tries to glean a little information about...Albert Hazred (alias of Bombadil)2022-06-14T05:17:42ZRe: Forums: Play-by-Post Discussion: Motteditor's Strange Aeons PBP DiscussionAlbert Hazred (alias of Bombadil)https://paizo.com/campaigns/MotteditorsStrangeAeonsPBP/discussion&page=10#4942022-04-10T18:22:20Z2022-04-10T18:13:12Z<p>"Dirt On It" is just flavor text for Al using Lay On Hands, it's from the saying "Rub some dirt on it", like a grumpy old football coach yelling at you to rub some dirt on your bruised shin and get back in the game.</p>"Dirt On It" is just flavor text for Al using Lay On Hands, it's from the saying "Rub some dirt on it", like a grumpy old football coach yelling at you to rub some dirt on your bruised shin and get back in the game.Albert Hazred (alias of Bombadil)2022-04-10T18:13:12ZRe: Forums: Play-by-Post: Motteditor's Strange Aeons PBPAlbert Hazred (alias of Bombadil)https://paizo.com/campaigns/MotteditorsStrangeAeonsPBP/gameplay&page=129#64362021-10-28T16:52:49Z2021-10-27T16:50:56Z<p><b>"What a strange place. Careful what we touch down here, no telling what kind of cursed....TENNY!"</b> Albert shouts as he turns to see Tenny touching everything as items fall into her pockets, seemingly of their own accord. The old man sighs heavily, <b>"Well, at least you found something to quell your curiosity, not your average library is it."</b> Al points to carved face in a frozen bonk against the bookshelf beside it. <b>"Look, it's Tristain's forefather."</b> Chuckling at his own jest, Albert leads the way from the new starting corner as he sniffs for the presence of evil among the musty books.</p>
<p><span class=messageboard-ooc>alternate with detect evil and move, think of original ghostbusters in the library basement</span></p>"What a strange place. Careful what we touch down here, no telling what kind of cursed....TENNY!" Albert shouts as he turns to see Tenny touching everything as items fall into her pockets, seemingly of their own accord. The old man sighs heavily, "Well, at least you found something to quell your curiosity, not your average library is it." Al points to carved face in a frozen bonk against the bookshelf beside it. "Look, it's Tristain's forefather." Chuckling at his own jest, Albert leads the...Albert Hazred (alias of Bombadil)2021-10-27T16:50:56ZRe: Forums: Play-by-Post: Motteditor's Strange Aeons PBPAlbert Hazred (alias of Bombadil)https://paizo.com/campaigns/MotteditorsStrangeAeonsPBP/gameplay&page=127#63212021-08-26T03:23:46Z2021-08-26T02:06:32Z<div class="messageboard-quotee">Guard wrote:</div><blockquote>"So you're saying you broke into his house ... ?"</blockquote><p><b>"I never said such a thing! Don't tell lies about a follower of Erastil!"</b> Al proclaims loudly while shaking his holy symbol. <b>"You go and check the door of the building, you'll see it's not broken at all! We were guests! How dare you treat us this way! I'm warning you guards that something terrible could happen there, stop wasting time and protect these good people!"</b> Albert gestures to the gathering crowd. Like it should be expected, he stalks away with an air of righteousness.
<p><span class="messageboard-dice"><b>Diplomacy:</b></span> <span class="messageboard-dice">1d20 + 19 ⇒ (17) + 19 = 36</span></p>Guard wrote:"So you're saying you broke into his house ... ?"
"I never said such a thing! Don't tell lies about a follower of Erastil!" Al proclaims loudly while shaking his holy symbol. "You go and check the door of the building, you'll see it's not broken at all! We were guests! How dare you treat us this way! I'm warning you guards that something terrible could happen there, stop wasting time and protect these good people!" Albert gestures to the gathering crowd. Like it should be...Albert Hazred (alias of Bombadil)2021-08-26T02:06:32ZRe: Forums: Play-by-Post: Motteditor's Strange Aeons PBPAlbert Hazred (alias of Bombadil)https://paizo.com/campaigns/MotteditorsStrangeAeonsPBP/gameplay&page=126#62852021-08-12T03:58:00Z2021-08-12T01:15:22Z<p><b>"I ain't got anything blunt!"</b> Al snaps at Tristain, <b>"But maybe I can still help and make this dang suit useful."</b> Dropping his bow, Al leaps down the opening crashing to the floor 15' below, then quickly scrambles to his feet while gripping his knee. <b>"I'm fine, don't worry about me."</b>
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<span class=messageboard-ooc>two move actions to jump down the hole and scramble to feet, assuming that will provoke an AoO and if that hits then would also use a swift action for Dirt On It, but only if that hit.</span></p>
<p><span class="messageboard-dice"><b>Falling damage:</b></span> <span class="messageboard-dice">2d6 ⇒ (1, 6) = 7</span></p>
<p><span class="messageboard-dice"><b>Dirt On It:</b></span> <span class="messageboard-dice">6d6 ⇒ (2, 3, 4, 1, 6, 6) = 22</span></p>"I ain't got anything blunt!" Al snaps at Tristain, "But maybe I can still help and make this dang suit useful." Dropping his bow, Al leaps down the opening crashing to the floor 15' below, then quickly scrambles to his feet while gripping his knee. "I'm fine, don't worry about me."
two move actions to jump down the hole and scramble to feet, assuming that will provoke an AoO and if that hits then would also use a swift action for Dirt On It, but only if that hit.
[dice=Falling...Albert Hazred (alias of Bombadil)2021-08-12T01:15:22ZRe: Forums: Play-by-Post: Motteditor's Strange Aeons PBPAlbert Hazred (alias of Bombadil)https://paizo.com/campaigns/MotteditorsStrangeAeonsPBP/gameplay&page=123#61442021-06-11T22:55:19Z2021-06-11T21:04:37Z<p>Al walks directly up to the construct and addresses it in a voice of authority. <b>"Good sir, we are from the Taldan Navy, and we're here to check up on the experiments. Please, take us to the experiments directly."</b></p>
<p><span class="messageboard-dice"><b>Bluff:</b></span> <span class="messageboard-dice">1d20 + 15 ⇒ (17) + 15 = 32</span></p>Al walks directly up to the construct and addresses it in a voice of authority. "Good sir, we are from the Taldan Navy, and we're here to check up on the experiments. Please, take us to the experiments directly."
[dice=Bluff]1d20+15[/dice]Albert Hazred (alias of Bombadil)2021-06-11T21:04:37ZRe: Forums: Play-by-Post: Motteditor's Strange Aeons PBPAlbert Hazred (alias of Bombadil)https://paizo.com/campaigns/MotteditorsStrangeAeonsPBP/gameplay&page=121#60112021-05-01T22:56:01Z2021-05-01T18:01:06Z<p>Albert climbs to his feet beside Starflit and thanks her in a flat, hollow voice. <b>"Thank you for healing me, and thank you more so for accepting, rather than judging, me. I am truly grateful."</b> The shape of alien Al convulses, then ripples as the old man's features push through the surface like artwork forming in clay. His skin and eyes change back to their familiar colors, only the gray hair and beard remain the same shade as the creature that stood there a moment ago. <b>"It ain't so bad once you get used to it."</b> the old farmer's voice twangs again. <b>"And sure I'll tell you the story, next time we sit down for a meal, but let's get out of here first."</b></p>
<p>When Tristain stares at him in bewilderment Albert can only chuckle. <b>"See boy, this is what I was talking about, ain't no understanding love, it just is. The seasons of love change, and now she is confused about her feelings for you. You got three options as I see it, you can turn <i>away</i> and that's just going to hurt her feelings, you can turn <i>inward</i>, but that's just going to hurt you, especially if you bonk your head too hard, or you can turn <i>towards</i> and communicate with her. I'd say you go with that third option, but what does an old man know."</b> Al grins and slaps young Tristain on the back, then heads for the door. <b>"Now let's get some new clothes, a good meal, and a long rest."</b></p>Albert climbs to his feet beside Starflit and thanks her in a flat, hollow voice. "Thank you for healing me, and thank you more so for accepting, rather than judging, me. I am truly grateful." The shape of alien Al convulses, then ripples as the old man's features push through the surface like artwork forming in clay. His skin and eyes change back to their familiar colors, only the gray hair and beard remain the same shade as the creature that stood there a moment ago. "It ain't so bad once...Albert Hazred (alias of Bombadil)2021-05-01T18:01:06ZRe: Forums: Play-by-Post: Motteditor's Strange Aeons PBPAlbert Hazred (alias of Bombadil)https://paizo.com/campaigns/MotteditorsStrangeAeonsPBP/gameplay&page=120#59762021-04-20T19:18:29Z2021-04-20T06:07:40Z<p>Albert stalks the creatures as it moves away. His limbs move quickly and fluidly, unlike the old man's steps, and his blade continues to snake forward biting at it. <span class=messageboard-ooc>target derro with a shift south, or if it's dropped, then shift southeast to create flanking with Starflit and target the construct</span></p>
<p><span class="messageboard-dice"><b>Dirt On It:</b></span> <span class="messageboard-dice">6d6 ⇒ (2, 5, 3, 3, 4, 4) = 21</span>
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<span class=messageboard-ooc>HP: 52/74</span></p>
<p><span class="messageboard-dice"><b>curve blade, power attack, haste, attack penalty:</b></span> <span class="messageboard-dice">1d20 + 15 - 3 + 1 - 2 ⇒ (5) + 15 - 3 + 1 - 2 = 16</span>
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<span class="messageboard-dice"><b>Damage:</b></span> <span class="messageboard-dice">1d10 + 1 + 9 ⇒ (10) + 1 + 9 = 20</span>
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<span class="messageboard-dice"><b>High is Good:</b></span> <span class="messageboard-dice">1d100 ⇒ 11</span></p>
<p><span class="messageboard-dice"><b>curve blade, power attack, haste, attack penalty:</b></span> <span class="messageboard-dice">1d20 + 15 - 3 + 1 - 2 ⇒ (3) + 15 - 3 + 1 - 2 = 14</span>
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<span class="messageboard-dice"><b>Damage:</b></span> <span class="messageboard-dice">1d10 + 1 + 9 ⇒ (1) + 1 + 9 = 11</span>
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<span class="messageboard-dice"><b>High is Good:</b></span> <span class="messageboard-dice">1d100 ⇒ 10</span></p>
<p><span class="messageboard-dice"><b>curve blade, power attack, haste, attack penalty:</b></span> <span class="messageboard-dice">1d20 + 10 - 3 + 1 - 2 ⇒ (7) + 10 - 3 + 1 - 2 = 13</span>
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<span class="messageboard-dice"><b>Damage:</b></span> <span class="messageboard-dice">1d10 + 1 + 9 ⇒ (8) + 1 + 9 = 18</span>
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<span class="messageboard-dice"><b>High is Good:</b></span> <span class="messageboard-dice">1d100 ⇒ 68</span></p>Albert stalks the creatures as it moves away. His limbs move quickly and fluidly, unlike the old man's steps, and his blade continues to snake forward biting at it. target derro with a shift south, or if it's dropped, then shift southeast to create flanking with Starflit and target the construct
[dice=Dirt On It]6d6[/dice]
HP: 52/74
[dice=curve blade, power attack, haste, attack penalty]1d20 + 15 - 3 + 1 - 2[/dice]
[dice=Damage]1d10 + 1 + 9[/dice]
[dice=High is Good]1d100[/dice]
...Albert Hazred (alias of Bombadil)2021-04-20T06:07:40ZRe: Forums: Play-by-Post: Motteditor's Strange Aeons PBPAlbert Hazred (alias of Bombadil)https://paizo.com/campaigns/MotteditorsStrangeAeonsPBP/gameplay&page=120#59692021-04-18T13:48:44Z2021-04-18T00:38:14Z<p>Albert is bashed, then stabbed, and the light fades from his eyes. The familiar man shifts, his skin changing, twisting, stretching... </p>
<p><span class=messageboard-ooc>that's 74 damage total and knocks Al to -1 HP, triggering <i>Hero's Defiance</i></span></p>
<p><span class="messageboard-dice"><b>Heroic Dirt On It:</b></span> <span class="messageboard-dice">7d6 ⇒ (5, 4, 6, 2, 5, 2, 4) = 28</span></p>
<p>...then his limbs elongate and a gray hand traces dirt over the fresh wounds with clawed, alien fingers. <span class=messageboard-bigger><b>"Noooooo"</b></span> the feral howl rips at the thorn shielded derro. <b>"Not today, little thing."</b> not-Albert hisses at the creature. More dirt swiftly wipes across his wounds, then the curve blade snakes out with unnatural speed.</p>
<p><span class="messageboard-dice"><b>swift Dirt On It:</b></span> <span class="messageboard-dice">6d6 ⇒ (3, 5, 1, 3, 2, 6) = 20</span></p>
<p><span class="messageboard-dice"><b>curve blade, power attack, haste, attack penalty:</b></span> <span class="messageboard-dice">1d20 + 15 - 3 + 1 - 2 ⇒ (20) + 15 - 3 + 1 - 2 = 31</span>
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<span class="messageboard-dice"><b>Damage:</b></span> <span class="messageboard-dice">1d10 + 1 + 9 ⇒ (7) + 1 + 9 = 17</span></p>
<p><span class="messageboard-dice"><b>curve blade, power attack, haste, attack penalty:</b></span> <span class="messageboard-dice">1d20 + 15 - 3 + 1 - 2 ⇒ (9) + 15 - 3 + 1 - 2 = 20</span>
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<span class="messageboard-dice"><b>Damage:</b></span> <span class="messageboard-dice">1d10 + 1 + 9 ⇒ (10) + 1 + 9 = 20</span></p>
<p><span class="messageboard-dice"><b>curve blade, power attack, haste, attack penalty:</b></span> <span class="messageboard-dice">1d20 + 10 - 3 + 1 - 2 ⇒ (4) + 10 - 3 + 1 - 2 = 10</span>
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<span class="messageboard-dice"><b>Damage:</b></span> <span class="messageboard-dice">1d10 + 1 + 9 ⇒ (10) + 1 + 9 = 20</span></p>
<p><span class="messageboard-dice"><b>possible crit, first attack:</b></span> <span class="messageboard-dice">1d20 + 15 - 3 + 1 - 2 ⇒ (15) + 15 - 3 + 1 - 2 = 26</span>
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<span class="messageboard-dice"><b>Damage:</b></span> <span class="messageboard-dice">1d10 + 1 + 9 ⇒ (2) + 1 + 9 = 12</span></p>
<p><span class=messageboard-ooc>HP: 47/74</span></p>Albert is bashed, then stabbed, and the light fades from his eyes. The familiar man shifts, his skin changing, twisting, stretching...
that's 74 damage total and knocks Al to -1 HP, triggering Hero's Defiance
[dice=Heroic Dirt On It]7d6[/dice]
...then his limbs elongate and a gray hand traces dirt over the fresh wounds with clawed, alien fingers. "Noooooo" the feral howl rips at the thorn shielded derro. "Not today, little thing." not-Albert hisses at the creature. More dirt swiftly wipes...Albert Hazred (alias of Bombadil)2021-04-18T00:38:14ZRe: Forums: Play-by-Post: Motteditor's Strange Aeons PBPAlbert Hazred (alias of Bombadil)https://paizo.com/campaigns/MotteditorsStrangeAeonsPBP/gameplay&page=119#59452021-04-12T23:44:11Z2021-04-12T23:20:42Z<p><span class=messageboard-ooc>Al will take the thorn damage and keep attacking</span></p>
<p><span class="messageboard-dice"><b>AoO, curVe blade, haste, attack penalty:</b></span> <span class="messageboard-dice">1d20 + 15 + 1 - 2 ⇒ (1) + 15 + 1 - 2 = 15</span>
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<span class="messageboard-dice"><b>Damage:</b></span> <span class="messageboard-dice">1d10 + 2 ⇒ (3) + 2 = 5</span></p>
<p>Al curses the sneaky thorns, but keeps attacking until the creature moves away and hides, then he turns his attack on the one near Kyffin while wiping more dirt on his wounds.</p>
<p><span class="messageboard-dice"><b>Dirt On It:</b></span> <span class="messageboard-dice">6d6 ⇒ (4, 4, 3, 4, 1, 2) = 18</span>
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<span class=messageboard-ooc>HP: 63/74</span></p>
<p><span class="messageboard-dice"><b>curVe blade, haste, attack penalty:</b></span> <span class="messageboard-dice">1d20 + 15 + 1 - 2 ⇒ (5) + 15 + 1 - 2 = 19</span>
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<span class="messageboard-dice"><b>Damage:</b></span> <span class="messageboard-dice">1d10 + 2 ⇒ (5) + 2 = 7</span></p>Al will take the thorn damage and keep attacking
[dice=AoO, curVe blade, haste, attack penalty]1d20 + 15 + 1 - 2[/dice]
[dice=Damage]1d10 + 2[/dice]
Al curses the sneaky thorns, but keeps attacking until the creature moves away and hides, then he turns his attack on the one near Kyffin while wiping more dirt on his wounds.
[dice=Dirt On It]6d6[/dice]
HP: 63/74
[dice=curVe blade, haste, attack penalty]1d20 + 15 + 1 - 2[/dice]
[dice=Damage]1d10 + 2[/dice]Albert Hazred (alias of Bombadil)2021-04-12T23:20:42ZRe: Forums: Play-by-Post: Motteditor's Strange Aeons PBPAlbert Hazred (alias of Bombadil)https://paizo.com/campaigns/MotteditorsStrangeAeonsPBP/gameplay&page=119#59282021-04-06T21:53:59Z2021-04-06T04:59:59Z<p>As people start hopping and tumbling down the ladder, Al goes with the methodical approach and simply climbs down to where the man is crying. <b>"Look here fella, we've all seen some pretty terrible things. It'll get better with time. The chap at the inn thought you were a decent sort, so we'll give you the benefit of the doubt regardless of that thing in the attic. Now what's all this crying about? You can talk to us."</b></p>
<p><span class="messageboard-dice"><b>Diplomacy:</b></span> <span class="messageboard-dice">1d20 + 18 ⇒ (5) + 18 = 23</span></p>As people start hopping and tumbling down the ladder, Al goes with the methodical approach and simply climbs down to where the man is crying. "Look here fella, we've all seen some pretty terrible things. It'll get better with time. The chap at the inn thought you were a decent sort, so we'll give you the benefit of the doubt regardless of that thing in the attic. Now what's all this crying about? You can talk to us."
[dice=Diplomacy]1d20+18[/dice]Albert Hazred (alias of Bombadil)2021-04-06T04:59:59ZRe: Forums: Play-by-Post: Motteditor's Strange Aeons PBPAlbert Hazred (alias of Bombadil)https://paizo.com/campaigns/MotteditorsStrangeAeonsPBP/gameplay&page=118#58752021-03-25T17:17:42Z2021-03-24T22:00:00Z<div class="messageboard-quotee">Kyffin wrote:</div><blockquote>"Now hold on a moment. We're planning to invade this man's home, rather than wait a single day, because the building is creepy? I don't like this. I don't like this at all.</blockquote><div class="messageboard-quotee">Tenny wrote:</div><blockquote>"Tristain and I both heard the strange voice when we got here. Lowls was here. 'Ripples in the lake.' That's enough for me."</blockquote><p><b>"You both have the right of it, something strange is going on here, but it's important not to blame Mun until we know for sure. Evil can work through people, use them against their will. Remember the gnome didn't believe any of the rumors about Mun and he actually met the man. Maybe being a brilliant necromancer brings some unwanted attention, seems likely enough. Let's investigate, but remember that Mun may need our help instead of our blades."</b> Al is ready for the hop through space and into the old prison infirmary.Kyffin wrote:"Now hold on a moment. We're planning to invade this man's home, rather than wait a single day, because the building is creepy? I don't like this. I don't like this at all.
Tenny wrote:"Tristain and I both heard the strange voice when we got here. Lowls was here. 'Ripples in the lake.' That's enough for me."
"You both have the right of it, something strange is going on here, but it's important not to blame Mun until we know for sure. Evil can work through people, use them...Albert Hazred (alias of Bombadil)2021-03-24T22:00:00ZRe: Forums: Play-by-Post: Motteditor's Strange Aeons PBPAlbert Hazred (alias of Bombadil)https://paizo.com/campaigns/MotteditorsStrangeAeonsPBP/gameplay&page=117#58182021-03-12T15:24:30Z2021-03-12T06:08:51Z<p><b>"An old prison infirmary, ewwww! Why would anyone want to live there? Is it for his genius experiments? What's he experimenting upon? Does he keep his experiments locked up too? Is the old prison haunted? I bet its awful in there, what do you think an old prison infirmary smells like?"</b> Albert has no understanding of how Tenny keeps up such exhausting dialogue on a regular basis.</p>
<p><span class="messageboard-dice"><b>Diplomacy:</b></span> <span class="messageboard-dice">1d20 + 18 ⇒ (18) + 18 = 36</span></p>"An old prison infirmary, ewwww! Why would anyone want to live there? Is it for his genius experiments? What's he experimenting upon? Does he keep his experiments locked up too? Is the old prison haunted? I bet its awful in there, what do you think an old prison infirmary smells like?" Albert has no understanding of how Tenny keeps up such exhausting dialogue on a regular basis.
[dice=Diplomacy]1d20+18[/dice]Albert Hazred (alias of Bombadil)2021-03-12T06:08:51ZRe: Forums: Play-by-Post: Motteditor's Strange Aeons PBPAlbert Hazred (alias of Bombadil)https://paizo.com/campaigns/MotteditorsStrangeAeonsPBP/gameplay&page=117#58112021-03-11T12:55:58Z2021-03-11T06:01:57Z<p><b>"Oh sure, we understand about those plans. What other ships have you built besides the Starling? Is she your favorite? Did you build it for Skywin? Are there other ships of yours in the harbor? Did a person named Miacknian Mun arrive on a ship recently? Do you know him?"</b> Al continues with the barrage of questions in a Tenny like manner.</p>
<p><span class="messageboard-dice"><b>Diplomacy:</b></span> <span class="messageboard-dice">1d20 + 18 ⇒ (14) + 18 = 32</span></p>"Oh sure, we understand about those plans. What other ships have you built besides the Starling? Is she your favorite? Did you build it for Skywin? Are there other ships of yours in the harbor? Did a person named Miacknian Mun arrive on a ship recently? Do you know him?" Al continues with the barrage of questions in a Tenny like manner.
[dice=Diplomacy]1d20+18[/dice]Albert Hazred (alias of Bombadil)2021-03-11T06:01:57ZRe: Forums: Play-by-Post: Motteditor's Strange Aeons PBPAlbert Hazred (alias of Bombadil)https://paizo.com/campaigns/MotteditorsStrangeAeonsPBP/gameplay&page=117#58072021-03-09T19:03:30Z2021-03-09T17:31:43Z<p><b>"You oversaw the construction of the Sellen Starling, that's amazing! Is that drawing your latest construction project? What are you building now?"</b> Al tries to adopt Tenny's quick jumble of questions approach hoping the gnome finds that more engaging.</p>
<p><span class="messageboard-dice"><b>Diplomacy:</b></span> <span class="messageboard-dice">1d20 + 18 ⇒ (8) + 18 = 26</span></p>"You oversaw the construction of the Sellen Starling, that's amazing! Is that drawing your latest construction project? What are you building now?" Al tries to adopt Tenny's quick jumble of questions approach hoping the gnome finds that more engaging.
[dice=Diplomacy]1d20+18[/dice]Albert Hazred (alias of Bombadil)2021-03-09T17:31:43ZRe: Forums: Play-by-Post: Motteditor's Strange Aeons PBPAlbert Hazred (alias of Bombadil)https://paizo.com/campaigns/MotteditorsStrangeAeonsPBP/gameplay&page=116#57782021-03-03T14:50:59Z2021-03-03T07:42:19Z<p>Albert doesn't wait for the permission, he fixes a squinty eye on the newcomer and sniffs for the reek of evil. Even when Tenny kicks him in the shin he keeps his attention fixed on her until satisfied there is nothing wicked, then the old man relaxes. It's only at the talk of Winter that he interjects.</p>
<div class="messageboard-quotee">Starflit wrote:</div><blockquote>You were not with the others in the asylum</blockquote><p><b>"In fact I was, and Winter was not aware of my presence, but that is a story for another time, and one that is best told in private company. If it eases your heart, Erastil and Desna have long worked together."</b> Albert gently raises the small, simple wooden symbol hanging by a leather cord around his neck.
<div class="messageboard-quotee">Starflit wrote:</div><blockquote>And one of you (her eyes fall upon Al) is a total mystery to me</blockquote><p>When Starflit's eyes again turn to him with curiosity, Albert knows he'll have to show her the shifting before long, before she finds out by accident. His companions got to know him first and still it could have been a disaster when they found out in the heat of battle. Heroes slay monsters, they slay things like Al, and if this black butterfly was going to be traveling with them, then she would need to know the truth.
<p>In the morning, Albert stands with Kyffin as the questioning begins. At the talk of Mun he feels a surge of encouragement. <b>"So he is here in the city? Could we spot him leaving or entering one of Lowl's properties I wonder?"</b></p>Albert doesn't wait for the permission, he fixes a squinty eye on the newcomer and sniffs for the reek of evil. Even when Tenny kicks him in the shin he keeps his attention fixed on her until satisfied there is nothing wicked, then the old man relaxes. It's only at the talk of Winter that he interjects.
Starflit wrote:You were not with the others in the asylum
"In fact I was, and Winter was not aware of my presence, but that is a story for another time, and one that is best told in private...Albert Hazred (alias of Bombadil)2021-03-03T07:42:19ZRe: Forums: Play-by-Post: Motteditor's Strange Aeons PBPAlbert Hazred (alias of Bombadil)https://paizo.com/campaigns/MotteditorsStrangeAeonsPBP/gameplay&page=115#57342021-02-13T02:36:34Z2021-02-13T00:57:29Z<div class="messageboard-quotee">Tristain wrote:</div><blockquote>”I don’t understand, Al. I thought we were done being crazy, and done being tortured. Why is this happening?”</blockquote><p>Sadness fills the old man's eyes. He knows he must explain one of the harsh truths of the universe to young Tristain, and he won't take it well. <b>"Love <i>is</i> crazy. Ain't nothing about it is rational, logical, and sometimes even understandable. And you can't stop it, or control it, it just happens to you, if you're lucky."</b>
<p>Grateful to escape the impending meltdown, Al breathes easier when he and Tenny are around the corner. He nods sagely at her wise words about half gnomes. <b>"If you ask me, folks are too concerned with their composition. Don't matter what half or whole a person might be, you've seen what I can change into, but that ain't <i>me</i>. It's just a shell, the vehicle for the soul and the spirit that does defines <i>me</i>. Ain't nothing wrong with a human and gnome if they love one another, it just don't happen often, and well, maybe it should."</b> Al raises an eyebrow at Tenny. <b>"Tristain ain't really that bad is he? Seems a good lad and he'll fight to the death for you. Maybe you should give the boy a chance?"</b></p>Tristain wrote:”I don’t understand, Al. I thought we were done being crazy, and done being tortured. Why is this happening?”
Sadness fills the old man's eyes. He knows he must explain one of the harsh truths of the universe to young Tristain, and he won't take it well. "Love is crazy. Ain't nothing about it is rational, logical, and sometimes even understandable. And you can't stop it, or control it, it just happens to you, if you're lucky." Grateful to escape the impending meltdown, Al...Albert Hazred (alias of Bombadil)2021-02-13T00:57:29ZRe: Forums: Play-by-Post: Motteditor's Strange Aeons PBPAlbert Hazred (alias of Bombadil)https://paizo.com/campaigns/MotteditorsStrangeAeonsPBP/gameplay&page=113#56472021-01-09T02:39:01Z2021-01-09T01:26:36Z<p><b>"Age will rob me of any physical traits, but the ability to pass on all that I've learned increases in value. I pick <i>influence</i> as my greatest strength."</b> Al proclaims before he takes the book in turn.</p>"Age will rob me of any physical traits, but the ability to pass on all that I've learned increases in value. I pick influence as my greatest strength." Al proclaims before he takes the book in turn.Albert Hazred (alias of Bombadil)2021-01-09T01:26:36ZRe: Forums: Play-by-Post: Motteditor's Strange Aeons PBPAlbert Hazred (alias of Bombadil)https://paizo.com/campaigns/MotteditorsStrangeAeonsPBP/gameplay&page=112#55672020-12-21T16:23:58Z2020-12-21T05:19:40Z<p><span class="messageboard-dice"><b>Confusion:</b></span> <span class="messageboard-dice">1d100 ⇒ 94</span></p>
<p>Kyffin walks away but Albert is having none of his surrender and pursues him. <b>"Stand and fight you yellow belly!"</b></p>
<p><span class="messageboard-dice"><b>curve blade, power attack, heroism, haste:</b></span> <span class="messageboard-dice">1d20 + 14 - 3 + 2 + 1 ⇒ (7) + 14 - 3 + 2 + 1 = 21</span>
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<span class="messageboard-dice"><b>damage:</b></span> <span class="messageboard-dice">1d10 + 3 + 9 ⇒ (4) + 3 + 9 = 16</span></p>[dice=Confusion]1d100[/dice]
Kyffin walks away but Albert is having none of his surrender and pursues him. "Stand and fight you yellow belly!"
[dice=curve blade, power attack, heroism, haste]1d20 + 14 - 3 + 2 + 1[/dice]
[dice=damage]1d10 + 3 + 9[/dice]Albert Hazred (alias of Bombadil)2020-12-21T05:19:40ZRe: Forums: Play-by-Post: Motteditor's Strange Aeons PBPAlbert Hazred (alias of Bombadil)https://paizo.com/campaigns/MotteditorsStrangeAeonsPBP/gameplay&page=112#55622020-12-19T01:09:11Z2020-12-19T00:23:13Z<p><span class="messageboard-dice"><b>DC 19 Will save:</b></span> <span class="messageboard-dice">1d20 + 11 + 2 ⇒ (1) + 11 + 2 = 14</span></p>
<p>Albert starts shuffling his feet to beat...</p>
<p><span class="messageboard-dice"><b>Confusion:</b></span> <span class="messageboard-dice">1d100 ⇒ 87</span></p>
<p>...then Kyffin slashes him and unjustly claims his kill. <b>"You scoundrel, they're mine!"</b> Al cries as he slashes back at Kyffin</p>
<p><span class="messageboard-dice"><b>curve blade, power attack, heroism, haste:</b></span> <span class="messageboard-dice">1d20 + 14 - 3 + 2 + 1 ⇒ (8) + 14 - 3 + 2 + 1 = 22</span>
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<span class="messageboard-dice"><b>damage:</b></span> <span class="messageboard-dice">1d10 + 3 + 9 ⇒ (8) + 3 + 9 = 20</span></p>[dice=DC 19 Will save]1d20+11+2[/dice]
Albert starts shuffling his feet to beat...
[dice=Confusion]1d100[/dice]
...then Kyffin slashes him and unjustly claims his kill. "You scoundrel, they're mine!" Al cries as he slashes back at Kyffin
[dice=curve blade, power attack, heroism, haste]1d20 + 14 - 3 + 2 + 1[/dice]
[dice=damage]1d10 + 3 + 9[/dice]Albert Hazred (alias of Bombadil)2020-12-19T00:23:13Z