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Liberty's Edge

DeJoker wrote:


Thanks for the help, and again sorry that I had to post this.

YOU have ZERO to be sorry for

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Male Halfling Thief/9 Init: +12 HP: 53 / 53 AC: 30 Touch: 21; Perception 15 (19 traps; TRAPSPOTTER)
Attacks:
Rapier: +15/+10 (+6 BAB, +6 Dex, +1 size, +2 ench); Bow +14/+9(+1) (+6 BAB, +6 Dex, +1 size, +1 bow/+1 acid arrow)

HP lvl 8: 1d8 ⇒ 7 <--BAM!! (Henry)

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Male Halfling Thief/9 Init: +12 HP: 53 / 53 AC: 30 Touch: 21; Perception 15 (19 traps; TRAPSPOTTER)
Attacks:
Rapier: +15/+10 (+6 BAB, +6 Dex, +1 size, +2 ench); Bow +14/+9(+1) (+6 BAB, +6 Dex, +1 size, +1 bow/+1 acid arrow)

I'm hoping I can get my character worked out soon enough to join in this opening scene...i know exactly how I'm going to handle it if I can make it!!

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Male Halfling Thief/9 Init: +12 HP: 53 / 53 AC: 30 Touch: 21; Perception 15 (19 traps; TRAPSPOTTER)
Attacks:
Rapier: +15/+10 (+6 BAB, +6 Dex, +1 size, +2 ench); Bow +14/+9(+1) (+6 BAB, +6 Dex, +1 size, +1 bow/+1 acid arrow)

This is a Dot. I don't yet have a char name, so no profile. I'm leaning heavily toward a Swashbuckler--the gun-toting kind. More later... (Oh, and this is Mike Susalka)

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1d4 Goblin Babies wrote:
TOZ wrote:
Treppa wrote:
It's Oladon's fault, I'm sure.
Yes, blame Oladon.

1d4 goblin babies sing (badly):

♫♪ "Oladon! Oladon!
Oladon is really neat!
Oladon is filled with meat!
We've been eating Oladon!
" ♫♪

mm...mmust...CONTINUE!!

Dr. Forester is kind of a jeeeerk!
And Frank is really dumb too!!

we have to take part in these lame experiments...
but do we complain??
NO! NO! YES!! Huh??

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Male Halfling Thief/9 Init: +12 HP: 53 / 53 AC: 30 Touch: 21; Perception 15 (19 traps; TRAPSPOTTER)
Attacks:
Rapier: +15/+10 (+6 BAB, +6 Dex, +1 size, +2 ench); Bow +14/+9(+1) (+6 BAB, +6 Dex, +1 size, +1 bow/+1 acid arrow)

I believe that we are all busy enough that this delightful campaign has run its course...and we should call it "complete." The most invested are myself and DMHW; as bittersweet as it is, I am OK saying...finis.

DMHW, if you feel continuing some RP out is needed for closure, I'm all for it--just say so. But if you're ready with Done...

and we say thankya big-big.

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Male Halfling Thief/9 Init: +12 HP: 53 / 53 AC: 30 Touch: 21; Perception 15 (19 traps; TRAPSPOTTER)
Attacks:
Rapier: +15/+10 (+6 BAB, +6 Dex, +1 size, +2 ench); Bow +14/+9(+1) (+6 BAB, +6 Dex, +1 size, +1 bow/+1 acid arrow)

I think you mean "leaves them all behind "

Liberty's Edge

Male Halfling Thief/9 Init: +12 HP: 53 / 53 AC: 30 Touch: 21; Perception 15 (19 traps; TRAPSPOTTER)
Attacks:
Rapier: +15/+10 (+6 BAB, +6 Dex, +1 size, +2 ench); Bow +14/+9(+1) (+6 BAB, +6 Dex, +1 size, +1 bow/+1 acid arrow)

MISTER RED!!! You have been an inspiration both on and off the battlefield, and I'm proud to have fought alongside you. May your voice always be strong and in tune! And Poppy...you're a delight, my dear, but I'm afraid you're too short for me ;-) Keep this big lunk out of trouble, OK?

Where did Mirrin go?? I'm sorry he didn't stay for the festivities...a pint of ale or four probably would have done him good.

My good Lord Jarmaath, I will gladly accept your offer of land...and I will give it to my father for setting up shop, supplying the good folk with all the Beerswizzler suds they care to put away. Tirion, i would love to "pop" in on my pappy--but as I wrote him not long before we left on our last adventure, he might already be in town!

he pauses a moment.

As for me...well, I'm sure I'll stay about town, but perhaps me and my dear Elyrial will find something else...I must find her and make sure she knows I'm back...

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Male Halfling Thief/9 Init: +12 HP: 53 / 53 AC: 30 Touch: 21; Perception 15 (19 traps; TRAPSPOTTER)
Attacks:
Rapier: +15/+10 (+6 BAB, +6 Dex, +1 size, +2 ench); Bow +14/+9(+1) (+6 BAB, +6 Dex, +1 size, +1 bow/+1 acid arrow)

Mantooth, my friend! I have never lied to you, nor will I ever. There was no one more suspicious of the Lady than I was...I was *certain* she would turn on us as we faced Azzar Kul. Yet, she did not. She fought valiantly at our sides, using curative magic to save our lives more than once--even while we faced the Aspect of Tiamat herself!!

Believe me, I know a con when I see one--having run several--and you have my word: this is no con. Stormcaller is The Real Deal, and I give you my personal guarantee of her good faith and trustworthiness. And like I told your good Guard there...if she is not allowed free entry into the city, then I shall remain outside the walls as well. This is no threat, but a show of solidarity.

He grins broadly. Trust me!! *wink*

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Male Halfling Thief/9 Init: +12 HP: 53 / 53 AC: 30 Touch: 21; Perception 15 (19 traps; TRAPSPOTTER)
Attacks:
Rapier: +15/+10 (+6 BAB, +6 Dex, +1 size, +2 ench); Bow +14/+9(+1) (+6 BAB, +6 Dex, +1 size, +1 bow/+1 acid arrow)
Brindol Lion wrote:
"I do not like to disagree with you, Mister Beerswizzler, but I could get into serious trouble if I permitted her entry without at least clearing it with my superiors first. Please give me a moment and I will return with an answer."

Very good, sir, do your duty. Please also inform your superiors that if she is not allowed entry, I will not enter the town either.

He looks back at Stormcaller. Like I told you: I don't do anything half-assed, and that includes suspecting people--and defending them.

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Male Halfling Thief/9 Init: +12 HP: 53 / 53 AC: 30 Touch: 21; Perception 15 (19 traps; TRAPSPOTTER)
Attacks:
Rapier: +15/+10 (+6 BAB, +6 Dex, +1 size, +2 ench); Bow +14/+9(+1) (+6 BAB, +6 Dex, +1 size, +1 bow/+1 acid arrow)

Ah, that is an interesting tale, to be told over several pints of Beerswizzler brew...but this is no prisoner. Lady Stormcaller is a stalwart ally...she aided us in our most perilous hour, when turning back to her forsaken ways would have easily spelled our doom and earned her high regard from her erstwhile liege! She is a friend and any who do not afford her her due respect will feel my personal chastisement...not to mention that of her fiancée Tomkin--and he hits WAY harder than me

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Male Halfling Thief/9 Init: +12 HP: 53 / 53 AC: 30 Touch: 21; Perception 15 (19 traps; TRAPSPOTTER)
Attacks:
Rapier: +15/+10 (+6 BAB, +6 Dex, +1 size, +2 ench); Bow +14/+9(+1) (+6 BAB, +6 Dex, +1 size, +1 bow/+1 acid arrow)

Weeeeell I would be delighted!! I'm sure I can find a very appropriate someone to stand with the Lady as well!

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Male Halfling Thief/9 Init: +12 HP: 53 / 53 AC: 30 Touch: 21; Perception 15 (19 traps; TRAPSPOTTER)
Attacks:
Rapier: +15/+10 (+6 BAB, +6 Dex, +1 size, +2 ench); Bow +14/+9(+1) (+6 BAB, +6 Dex, +1 size, +1 bow/+1 acid arrow)

Yes, this has been QUITE a trip, hasn't it?? Can you imagine if you'd just kept to yourself and not helped fight that little imp? I suppose...

Bofus turns somber for a moment

...I suppose it wouldn't have just been Cebre that fell that night...

after a few quiet moments, he shakes himself, and forces a smile--which becomes more natural.

She would not have wanted our victory tainted with sadness. I have mourned her, and will miss her...but I will remember her with fondness and love, and will not be dragged into despair this night!!

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Male Halfling Thief/9 Init: +12 HP: 53 / 53 AC: 30 Touch: 21; Perception 15 (19 traps; TRAPSPOTTER)
Attacks:
Rapier: +15/+10 (+6 BAB, +6 Dex, +1 size, +2 ench); Bow +14/+9(+1) (+6 BAB, +6 Dex, +1 size, +1 bow/+1 acid arrow)

Indeed, my good man, indeed...tell me, how fares the town in the rebuilding after the Rout of the Red Hand?

He turns to another guard. Sir, please be a good fellow...get word to Captain Longbrow to meet us at Lord Jarmaath's place; he'll want the news first-hand, I guarantee!

Ready, friends? Let's go!

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Male Halfling Thief/9 Init: +12 HP: 53 / 53 AC: 30 Touch: 21; Perception 15 (19 traps; TRAPSPOTTER)
Attacks:
Rapier: +15/+10 (+6 BAB, +6 Dex, +1 size, +2 ench); Bow +14/+9(+1) (+6 BAB, +6 Dex, +1 size, +1 bow/+1 acid arrow)

Yeah, don't worry...he's with me! Bofus is leaning on what he believes is his obvious celebrity

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Male Halfling Thief/9 Init: +12 HP: 53 / 53 AC: 30 Touch: 21; Perception 15 (19 traps; TRAPSPOTTER)
Attacks:
Rapier: +15/+10 (+6 BAB, +6 Dex, +1 size, +2 ench); Bow +14/+9(+1) (+6 BAB, +6 Dex, +1 size, +1 bow/+1 acid arrow)

indeed my coal-complexioned compatriot says true! My good man, perhaps you would consider opening the gates for us? We'd like to report our successes to the good Lord Jarmath forthwith! Perhaps we could prevail upon you to send word ahead of our arrival. C'mon man, spit spot, best foot forward, handomely now!! Or need we request Captain Longbrow give you the order personally? We go WAAAY back, he and I.,,

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Male Halfling Thief/9 Init: +12 HP: 53 / 53 AC: 30 Touch: 21; Perception 15 (19 traps; TRAPSPOTTER)
Attacks:
Rapier: +15/+10 (+6 BAB, +6 Dex, +1 size, +2 ench); Bow +14/+9(+1) (+6 BAB, +6 Dex, +1 size, +1 bow/+1 acid arrow)

Is it safe?? Is it SAFE?!?!? . The halfling bursts into gales of laughter. After a spell, he wipes his eyes and nods at Mirrin. Show ''im Mirrin! What trophies do you beat??

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Male Halfling Thief/9 Init: +12 HP: 53 / 53 AC: 30 Touch: 21; Perception 15 (19 traps; TRAPSPOTTER)
Attacks:
Rapier: +15/+10 (+6 BAB, +6 Dex, +1 size, +2 ench); Bow +14/+9(+1) (+6 BAB, +6 Dex, +1 size, +1 bow/+1 acid arrow)

I say we go back to Brindol and proclaim our victory--and present your splendid idea, Tom, to the good folk of the region!

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Male Halfling Thief/9 Init: +12 HP: 53 / 53 AC: 30 Touch: 21; Perception 15 (19 traps; TRAPSPOTTER)
Attacks:
Rapier: +15/+10 (+6 BAB, +6 Dex, +1 size, +2 ench); Bow +14/+9(+1) (+6 BAB, +6 Dex, +1 size, +1 bow/+1 acid arrow)

Treasure updated!!

We should make sure this dump is deserted and T's followers know what happened here. Shall we?

Bofus fairly skips to the shaft preparing to climb down

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Male Halfling Thief/9 Init: +12 HP: 53 / 53 AC: 30 Touch: 21; Perception 15 (19 traps; TRAPSPOTTER)
Attacks:
Rapier: +15/+10 (+6 BAB, +6 Dex, +1 size, +2 ench); Bow +14/+9(+1) (+6 BAB, +6 Dex, +1 size, +1 bow/+1 acid arrow)

Wow.

This was my first PBP (and incidentally my first halfling!). I had a ton of fun and you guys were all great. This csmpaign will always hold a special place in my heart

Many thanks to DMHW, my Partner in Crime in All Things DND back in college (man, over 20 years ago?!?!). Watching you go from Pathfinder noob to Venture Capt has been a TRIP!! You never do anything half-assed, do ya?

I'd love to tie up all loose ends, I love this char very much and will be saddened to shelve him...

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Male Halfling Thief/9 Init: +12 HP: 53 / 53 AC: 30 Touch: 21; Perception 15 (19 traps; TRAPSPOTTER)
Attacks:
Rapier: +15/+10 (+6 BAB, +6 Dex, +1 size, +2 ench); Bow +14/+9(+1) (+6 BAB, +6 Dex, +1 size, +1 bow/+1 acid arrow)

Once the kiss has played out, Bofus approaches the couple.

Lady, I hope my actions in battle were enough of an apology, but in case they were not... he gives a deep bow ...you have my sincere apologies for doubting you. I am delighted to have been proven wrong.

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Male Halfling Thief/9 Init: +12 HP: 53 / 53 AC: 30 Touch: 21; Perception 15 (19 traps; TRAPSPOTTER)
Attacks:
Rapier: +15/+10 (+6 BAB, +6 Dex, +1 size, +2 ench); Bow +14/+9(+1) (+6 BAB, +6 Dex, +1 size, +1 bow/+1 acid arrow)

Bofus has recovered his breath by this time. He takes out the Staff of Life and uses the remaining charges on Red, Mirrin, and himself. Then he starts grinning broadly. I suppose we can head back to Brindol to a kickass celebration...with any luck my father will have started to set up shop--and the beer will flow!!

The thief will start searching for items of value and interest--and peel off a couple scales and maybe a claw or two for souvenirs

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Male Halfling Thief/9 Init: +12 HP: 53 / 53 AC: 30 Touch: 21; Perception 15 (19 traps; TRAPSPOTTER)
Attacks:
Rapier: +15/+10 (+6 BAB, +6 Dex, +1 size, +2 ench); Bow +14/+9(+1) (+6 BAB, +6 Dex, +1 size, +1 bow/+1 acid arrow)

In the several beats that follow, Bofus is standing ready, puffing like a little bellows. As the silence lengthens, his legs give and he sits hard (think Indy in Last Crusade after the tank went over the edge)

Did...did we -win?!?!

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Male Halfling Thief/9 Init: +12 HP: 53 / 53 AC: 30 Touch: 21; Perception 15 (19 traps; TRAPSPOTTER)
Attacks:
Rapier: +15/+10 (+6 BAB, +6 Dex, +1 size, +2 ench); Bow +14/+9(+1) (+6 BAB, +6 Dex, +1 size, +1 bow/+1 acid arrow)

Or even grow plants out of her skull--Chia-mats!!

and Mirrin...that was another good time for a crit, if it lands. Did you add Haste and Flank?

Liberty's Edge

Male Halfling Thief/9 Init: +12 HP: 53 / 53 AC: 30 Touch: 21; Perception 15 (19 traps; TRAPSPOTTER)
Attacks:
Rapier: +15/+10 (+6 BAB, +6 Dex, +1 size, +2 ench); Bow +14/+9(+1) (+6 BAB, +6 Dex, +1 size, +1 bow/+1 acid arrow)

That was a good time for a crit!!

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Male Halfling Thief/9 Init: +12 HP: 53 / 53 AC: 30 Touch: 21; Perception 15 (19 traps; TRAPSPOTTER)
Attacks:
Rapier: +15/+10 (+6 BAB, +6 Dex, +1 size, +2 ench); Bow +14/+9(+1) (+6 BAB, +6 Dex, +1 size, +1 bow/+1 acid arrow)

Methinks were effed....

Liberty's Edge

Male Halfling Thief/9 Init: +12 HP: 53 / 53 AC: 30 Touch: 21; Perception 15 (19 traps; TRAPSPOTTER)
Attacks:
Rapier: +15/+10 (+6 BAB, +6 Dex, +1 size, +2 ench); Bow +14/+9(+1) (+6 BAB, +6 Dex, +1 size, +1 bow/+1 acid arrow)

ROUND 4

With the Dragon Queen's attacks commencing, Bofus knows these are likely his last moments on this world. He stabs her with abandon, screaming admonitions at her all the while

attack: 1d20 + 15 + 2 + 1 ⇒ (2) + 15 + 2 + 1 = 20
Sneak Attack!!: 1d4 + 2 + 5d6 ⇒ (2) + 2 + (3, 4, 2, 6, 6) = 25

attack: 1d20 + 10 + 2 + 1 ⇒ (6) + 10 + 2 + 1 = 19
Sneak Attack!!: 1d4 + 2 + 5d6 ⇒ (3) + 2 + (3, 6, 6, 1, 4) = 25

haste attack: 1d20 + 15 + 2 + 1 ⇒ (10) + 15 + 2 + 1 = 28
Sneak Attack!!: 1d4 + 2 + 5d6 ⇒ (1) + 2 + (6, 5, 4, 1, 6) = 25

i can't catch a d20 break lately...

GET OFF MY WORLD YOU HAIRLESS KOBOLD B1TCH!!!

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Male Halfling Thief/9 Init: +12 HP: 53 / 53 AC: 30 Touch: 21; Perception 15 (19 traps; TRAPSPOTTER)
Attacks:
Rapier: +15/+10 (+6 BAB, +6 Dex, +1 size, +2 ench); Bow +14/+9(+1) (+6 BAB, +6 Dex, +1 size, +1 bow/+1 acid arrow)

You know, Mirrin, you're doing a masterful job at making me karay--zay!! This is the BBEG baby!! I know no one is as invested as me, but ..please post? :-)

Liberty's Edge

Male Halfling Thief/9 Init: +12 HP: 53 / 53 AC: 30 Touch: 21; Perception 15 (19 traps; TRAPSPOTTER)
Attacks:
Rapier: +15/+10 (+6 BAB, +6 Dex, +1 size, +2 ench); Bow +14/+9(+1) (+6 BAB, +6 Dex, +1 size, +1 bow/+1 acid arrow)

Waking suddenly from his near-death state, Bofus staggers to his feet with the erstwhile Wyrmlord'd help. Taking only an instant to apprise himself of the situation--that Stormcaller's assessment appears correct, he sets his eyes on the frightful Queen of Dragons. Death a near certainty...small chance of success...IM PHLUCKING IN!! It *is* what we came here for... and without further hesitation he leaps forward drawing his rapier on the way. He stabs viciously at the vulnerable spot at the base of the tails...

attack: 1d20 + 16 ⇒ (3) + 16 = 19 <---FAAAAAK not the time to roll a 3. Please add 2 if I'm currently flanking
Sneak Attack!!: 1d4 + 2 + 5d6 ⇒ (1) + 2 + (6, 2, 4, 2, 2) = 19

i wish to take advantage of Haste and T's flat-footed state to move so others can immediately flank

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Male Halfling Thief/9 Init: +12 HP: 53 / 53 AC: 30 Touch: 21; Perception 15 (19 traps; TRAPSPOTTER)
Attacks:
Rapier: +15/+10 (+6 BAB, +6 Dex, +1 size, +2 ench); Bow +14/+9(+1) (+6 BAB, +6 Dex, +1 size, +1 bow/+1 acid arrow)

it appears to my eyes that we have literally done everything we could...lets hope it's enough!!

Liberty's Edge

Male Halfling Thief/9 Init: +12 HP: 53 / 53 AC: 30 Touch: 21; Perception 15 (19 traps; TRAPSPOTTER)
Attacks:
Rapier: +15/+10 (+6 BAB, +6 Dex, +1 size, +2 ench); Bow +14/+9(+1) (+6 BAB, +6 Dex, +1 size, +1 bow/+1 acid arrow)

Seconded!!!

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Male Halfling Thief/9 Init: +12 HP: 53 / 53 AC: 30 Touch: 21; Perception 15 (19 traps; TRAPSPOTTER)
Attacks:
Rapier: +15/+10 (+6 BAB, +6 Dex, +1 size, +2 ench); Bow +14/+9(+1) (+6 BAB, +6 Dex, +1 size, +1 bow/+1 acid arrow)

I'm signed up. Will be bringing an inflatable mattress :-)

Liberty's Edge

Male Halfling Thief/9 Init: +12 HP: 53 / 53 AC: 30 Touch: 21; Perception 15 (19 traps; TRAPSPOTTER)
Attacks:
Rapier: +15/+10 (+6 BAB, +6 Dex, +1 size, +2 ench); Bow +14/+9(+1) (+6 BAB, +6 Dex, +1 size, +1 bow/+1 acid arrow)
DM Harpwizard wrote:


[b]• Bofus (hp: 44/53) (deafened) (Reflex Saving Throw DC 24 needed))

Ref: 1d20 + 15 ⇒ (6) + 15 = 21 <--oh boy...

Bofus is too distracted between writing a letter, getting out the gems, and the appearance of Tiamat. He stands gaping as the fiery breath washes over him...

..and he falls to the ground, a small smoldering husk.

HP: -7/53

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Male Halfling Thief/9 Init: +12 HP: 53 / 53 AC: 30 Touch: 21; Perception 15 (19 traps; TRAPSPOTTER)
Attacks:
Rapier: +15/+10 (+6 BAB, +6 Dex, +1 size, +2 ench); Bow +14/+9(+1) (+6 BAB, +6 Dex, +1 size, +1 bow/+1 acid arrow)

How's the back DMHW?

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Male Halfling Thief/9 Init: +12 HP: 53 / 53 AC: 30 Touch: 21; Perception 15 (19 traps; TRAPSPOTTER)
Attacks:
Rapier: +15/+10 (+6 BAB, +6 Dex, +1 size, +2 ench); Bow +14/+9(+1) (+6 BAB, +6 Dex, +1 size, +1 bow/+1 acid arrow)

Bofus wastes no time in getting out the remaining Eyes and dropping them on the floor. Have at 'em!!

I figur that's 2 move actions to draw 2 gems, free action to drop

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Male Halfling Thief/9 Init: +12 HP: 53 / 53 AC: 30 Touch: 21; Perception 15 (19 traps; TRAPSPOTTER)
Attacks:
Rapier: +15/+10 (+6 BAB, +6 Dex, +1 size, +2 ench); Bow +14/+9(+1) (+6 BAB, +6 Dex, +1 size, +1 bow/+1 acid arrow)
DM Harpwizard wrote:
Sorry for the delay at this crucial moment when I should be rolling initiative. Yesterday I fell on the ice landing really hard on my back. Today my muscles are spasaming and I can barely move without wincing. I went to the walk in clinic tonight and they took X-rays. Fortunately nothing is broken.

dude, relax and recoup. we'll wait. BAck injuries are nothing to pooh-pooh!

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Male Halfling Thief/9 Init: +12 HP: 53 / 53 AC: 30 Touch: 21; Perception 15 (19 traps; TRAPSPOTTER)
Attacks:
Rapier: +15/+10 (+6 BAB, +6 Dex, +1 size, +2 ench); Bow +14/+9(+1) (+6 BAB, +6 Dex, +1 size, +1 bow/+1 acid arrow)

Fort: 1d20 + 6 ⇒ (13) + 6 = 19 <--I'll bet this is Not Enough...

Bofus pulls out the green and red gems he has, as well as the Bird feather token. He whips out a paper and charcoal as fast as he can, scribbling CRUSH THE BLACK EYES RIGHT NOW!!! And commanding the bird give it to the Harp Wizard!!

Tirion! Get those other gems out!!

my notes said I have 2, Tirion has 2

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Male Halfling Thief/9 Init: +12 HP: 53 / 53 AC: 30 Touch: 21; Perception 15 (19 traps; TRAPSPOTTER)
Attacks:
Rapier: +15/+10 (+6 BAB, +6 Dex, +1 size, +2 ench); Bow +14/+9(+1) (+6 BAB, +6 Dex, +1 size, +1 bow/+1 acid arrow)

Bofus starts scrabbling in his pack--then remembers that the last 2 Eyes of the Dragon are with D. M. Harpwizard back in Brindol!

He whips his head to Stormcaller. Lady, quickly--your opinion. Would the gems have to be destroyed RIGHT HERE?? Or if they were simply smashed--say, in Brindol--would that be enough?

He takes out the Eyes that he has, motioning for the rest of the group to do the same. THen he takes out his Feather Token, ready to pen a quick message depending on Stormcaller's answer.

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Male Halfling Thief/9 Init: +12 HP: 53 / 53 AC: 30 Touch: 21; Perception 15 (19 traps; TRAPSPOTTER)
Attacks:
Rapier: +15/+10 (+6 BAB, +6 Dex, +1 size, +2 ench); Bow +14/+9(+1) (+6 BAB, +6 Dex, +1 size, +1 bow/+1 acid arrow)

ok, regarding the Eyes of the Dragon...

ON page 206 about 1/3 of the way down (the post after Mirrin's first post on that page) I had a spoiler that contained this:

Eyes of the Dragon:
1 Red-Tirion
1 Blue-Bofus
2 Green-(provide Resist Acid: 10) Bofus
2 White-(provide Resist Cold: 10) Tirion
2 Black-(provide Resist Acid: 10) DMHW, Brindol
I'd forgotten to let Red carry any. Red, I think we can trust you enough to carry some of the Eyes of the Dragon--you OK iwth that?

I think Bofus might invite Red and Tirion to pay the Harp Wizard a visit, to chat about the gems and see what he thinks we might do with them--shoudl we RP that out?

However this last, most important part was pretty much forgotten, it looks like...this was the last mention of such a discussion. We immediately started talking about teleporting to the Gorge to shorten our trip.

So, clearly I wanted to talk to DMHW (the in-game character) about the gems he was holding. However, either no one else noticed it, or thought it was important enough to discuss--and it clearly slipped my mind during the teleport discussion.

The question is...is that how we leave it?

EDIT: Boy, I'm glad I took the time to keep reading!! 2 pages later, I found that i said this:

With any luck, though, if we *do* need to get our hands on the last 2 quickly ,I can message DMHW with a feather token, and he can magick them to us.

Liberty's Edge

Male Halfling Thief/9 Init: +12 HP: 53 / 53 AC: 30 Touch: 21; Perception 15 (19 traps; TRAPSPOTTER)
Attacks:
Rapier: +15/+10 (+6 BAB, +6 Dex, +1 size, +2 ench); Bow +14/+9(+1) (+6 BAB, +6 Dex, +1 size, +1 bow/+1 acid arrow)

I'm looking over the thread to see whether my notes that DMHW has the black Eyes is correct, because I think it may not be. I think we had him hold them on the way to the lich, but took them back for this leg of the journey, and I failed to note it. I'm looking for proof of that!

EDIT: PLEASE SEE THE DISCUSSION THREAD!!

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Male Halfling Thief/9 Init: +12 HP: 53 / 53 AC: 30 Touch: 21; Perception 15 (19 traps; TRAPSPOTTER)
Attacks:
Rapier: +15/+10 (+6 BAB, +6 Dex, +1 size, +2 ench); Bow +14/+9(+1) (+6 BAB, +6 Dex, +1 size, +1 bow/+1 acid arrow)

Well holy hot dam!!! Who's got a hammer??? Everyone get those eyes out!!

Priority now is turn those eyes to dust

Edit : sh1t. The black pair is in Brindol. The Harp Wizard has them

Liberty's Edge

Male Halfling Thief/9 Init: +12 HP: 53 / 53 AC: 30 Touch: 21; Perception 15 (19 traps; TRAPSPOTTER)
Attacks:
Rapier: +15/+10 (+6 BAB, +6 Dex, +1 size, +2 ench); Bow +14/+9(+1) (+6 BAB, +6 Dex, +1 size, +1 bow/+1 acid arrow)

Don't you think I'm invisible enough??? You can hear the smile in the halfling's voice...

Liberty's Edge

Male Halfling Thief/9 Init: +12 HP: 53 / 53 AC: 30 Touch: 21; Perception 15 (19 traps; TRAPSPOTTER)
Attacks:
Rapier: +15/+10 (+6 BAB, +6 Dex, +1 size, +2 ench); Bow +14/+9(+1) (+6 BAB, +6 Dex, +1 size, +1 bow/+1 acid arrow)

we have a full set of Eyes of the Dragon...will that help??

Move action: stow the Staff

Liberty's Edge

Male Halfling Thief/9 Init: +12 HP: 53 / 53 AC: 30 Touch: 21; Perception 15 (19 traps; TRAPSPOTTER)
Attacks:
Rapier: +15/+10 (+6 BAB, +6 Dex, +1 size, +2 ench); Bow +14/+9(+1) (+6 BAB, +6 Dex, +1 size, +1 bow/+1 acid arrow)

Whatever Mirrin does won't change my action...

ROUND 7

Bofus was about to quip a thanks to Stormcaller when he sees her fall--but still alive--to the Flame Strike. Fortunately, he kept the Staff of Life in hand...

He hurries over to her, invoking its magic again...

UMD: 1d20 + 16 ⇒ (4) + 16 = 20 <--talk about close!!! DC=20...SUCCESS!!

...and the Heal spell washes over her. As her eyes flutter open, he grins at her. Had to save you. That theme song won't write itself, now, will it??

Liberty's Edge

Male Halfling Thief/9 Init: +12 HP: 53 / 53 AC: 30 Touch: 21; Perception 15 (19 traps; TRAPSPOTTER)
Attacks:
Rapier: +15/+10 (+6 BAB, +6 Dex, +1 size, +2 ench); Bow +14/+9(+1) (+6 BAB, +6 Dex, +1 size, +1 bow/+1 acid arrow)

ROUND 6

Pull out and drink a potion of CMW

CMW: 2d8 + 3 ⇒ (4, 1) + 3 = 8

Liberty's Edge

Male Halfling Thief/9 Init: +12 HP: 53 / 53 AC: 30 Touch: 21; Perception 15 (19 traps; TRAPSPOTTER)
Attacks:
Rapier: +15/+10 (+6 BAB, +6 Dex, +1 size, +2 ench); Bow +14/+9(+1) (+6 BAB, +6 Dex, +1 size, +1 bow/+1 acid arrow)

ROUND 5

Bofus runs behind Red and lightly pokes him on the shoulder with the Staff of Life...

UMD: 1d20 + 16 ⇒ (9) + 16 = 25 <--success!

...and white light briefly engulfs the bard, instantly mending all his wounds!!

(Successfully casts Heal)

Liberty's Edge

Male Halfling Thief/9 Init: +12 HP: 53 / 53 AC: 30 Touch: 21; Perception 15 (19 traps; TRAPSPOTTER)
Attacks:
Rapier: +15/+10 (+6 BAB, +6 Dex, +1 size, +2 ench); Bow +14/+9(+1) (+6 BAB, +6 Dex, +1 size, +1 bow/+1 acid arrow)

dont delay Red. I'll catch up and heal you

will save: 1d20 + 7 ⇒ (16) + 7 = 23 <--bazinga!

Liberty's Edge

Male Halfling Thief/9 Init: +12 HP: 53 / 53 AC: 30 Touch: 21; Perception 15 (19 traps; TRAPSPOTTER)
Attacks:
Rapier: +15/+10 (+6 BAB, +6 Dex, +1 size, +2 ench); Bow +14/+9(+1) (+6 BAB, +6 Dex, +1 size, +1 bow/+1 acid arrow)

"Another?" This is a regular occurrence?

Liberty's Edge

Male Halfling Thief/9 Init: +12 HP: 53 / 53 AC: 30 Touch: 21; Perception 15 (19 traps; TRAPSPOTTER)
Attacks:
Rapier: +15/+10 (+6 BAB, +6 Dex, +1 size, +2 ench); Bow +14/+9(+1) (+6 BAB, +6 Dex, +1 size, +1 bow/+1 acid arrow)

ROUND 4

Bofus gives Stormcaller a big grin and a firm salute. He sheathes his rapier, draws out the Staff of Life, and steps over to Red. Stand still a moment, Mister Red, and I'll see to these nasty wounds...

Liberty's Edge

Male Halfling Thief/9 Init: +12 HP: 53 / 53 AC: 30 Touch: 21; Perception 15 (19 traps; TRAPSPOTTER)
Attacks:
Rapier: +15/+10 (+6 BAB, +6 Dex, +1 size, +2 ench); Bow +14/+9(+1) (+6 BAB, +6 Dex, +1 size, +1 bow/+1 acid arrow)

ROUND 3

Bofus takes another 5' step so he's flanking with the Wyrmlord. He draws his rapier and shoved it into the beastie

attack: 1d20 + 19 ⇒ (9) + 19 = 28
damage: 1d4 + 3 + 5d6 ⇒ (1) + 3 + (1, 5, 3, 1, 1) = 15

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