paizo.com Favorited Posts by Bofus Beerswizzlerpaizo.com Favorited Posts by Bofus Beerswizzler2024-03-18T19:46:00Z2024-03-18T19:46:00ZRe: Forums: Play-by-Post: Dungeon Master S's "Abomination Vaults" APBeatrice "Bibi" Beerswizzler (alias of Bofus Beerswizzler)https://paizo.com/campaigns/v5748p75ivllc/gameplay&page=84#41582024-03-18T15:00:49Z2024-03-18T14:49:39Z<p>In the morning, Bibi hands a pouch to Oloria. It contains 1 gold piece, and a letter.</p>
<p><b>Can you get this to Barty Beerswizzler in Hillwatch? No rush, but when you're in the neighborhood...</b></p>
<p>[Spoiler omitted]</p>In the morning, Bibi hands a pouch to Oloria. It contains 1 gold piece, and a letter.
Can you get this to Barty Beerswizzler in Hillwatch? No rush, but when you're in the neighborhood...
[Spoiler omitted]Beatrice "Bibi" Beerswizzler (alias of Bofus Beerswizzler)2024-03-18T14:49:39ZRe: Forums: Play-by-Post: Dungeon Master S's "Abomination Vaults" APBeatrice "Bibi" Beerswizzler (alias of Bofus Beerswizzler)https://paizo.com/campaigns/v5748p75ivllc/gameplay&page=83#41392024-03-14T15:41:09Z2024-03-14T01:01:52Z<p><span class="messageboard-dice"><b>ref:</b></span> <span class="messageboard-dice">1d20 + 13 ⇒ (18) + 13 = 31</span> W0000T Whosyerthief?!?!</p>[dice=ref]d20+13[/dice] W0000T Whosyerthief?!?!Beatrice "Bibi" Beerswizzler (alias of Bofus Beerswizzler)2024-03-14T01:01:52ZRe: Forums: Play-by-Post: Dungeon Master S's "Abomination Vaults" APBeatrice "Bibi" Beerswizzler (alias of Bofus Beerswizzler)https://paizo.com/campaigns/v5748p75ivllc/gameplay&page=83#41372024-03-14T15:41:11Z2024-03-13T18:31:06Z<p><span class="messageboard-dice"><b>ref:</b></span> <span class="messageboard-dice">1d20 + 13 ⇒ (18) + 13 = 31</span></p>[dice=ref]d20+13[/dice]Beatrice "Bibi" Beerswizzler (alias of Bofus Beerswizzler)2024-03-13T18:31:06ZRe: Forums: Play-by-Post: Game Master S's "Fly Free or Die"Chip the Android (alias of Bofus Beerswizzler)https://paizo.com/campaigns/v5748p75ivmrx/gameplay&page=27#13452024-03-14T01:46:14Z2024-03-12T17:03:30Z<div class="messageboard-quotee">Kazador Agudo Garrez wrote:</div><blockquote><p> Kazador eyes the body of the giant bivalve monster they just killed. Does he think it could be fried up into clam strips?</p>
<p>Survival 1d20+7 </blockquote><p><b>Kaz, this creature specializes in illusions and holograms. I think that if you eat it, you'll only FEEL full immediately, and you'll be hungry again in half an hour.</b>Kazador Agudo Garrez wrote:Kazador eyes the body of the giant bivalve monster they just killed. Does he think it could be fried up into clam strips?
Survival 1d20+7
Kaz, this creature specializes in illusions and holograms. I think that if you eat it, you'll only FEEL full immediately, and you'll be hungry again in half an hour.Chip the Android (alias of Bofus Beerswizzler)2024-03-12T17:03:30ZRe: Forums: Play-by-Post: Dungeon Master S's "Abomination Vaults" APBeatrice "Bibi" Beerswizzler (alias of Bofus Beerswizzler)https://paizo.com/campaigns/v5748p75ivllc/gameplay&page=83#41092024-03-09T01:07:34Z2024-03-08T19:16:26Z<p><b>We know what's the matter. Poor guy got slugged!!</b></p>We know what's the matter. Poor guy got slugged!!Beatrice "Bibi" Beerswizzler (alias of Bofus Beerswizzler)2024-03-08T19:16:26ZRe: Forums: Play-by-Post: Game Master S's "Fly Free or Die"Chip the Android (alias of Bofus Beerswizzler)https://paizo.com/campaigns/v5748p75ivmrx/gameplay&page=26#12702024-02-21T21:34:53Z2024-02-20T15:28:23Z<div class="messageboard-quotee">Aldo Cygnaurius wrote:</div><blockquote> <b>”This is a desperate affair if any of you are interested in reading the captain’s log. It seems that the captain was alive just yesterday and that he was hoping to get the drift engines up and running. We will definitely need to check down in engineering to see what the status is. Remember, this ship is ours to sell or do what we want with, if we can get her going.” </b> </blockquote><p>Chip looks intently at Aldo, tips his head, and says in a deadly serious voice <b><a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BjgukiJQDXc" target="_blank" rel="nofollow">That's JUST my game.</a></b>
<p>He heads straight to the engine room to see what can be done.</p>
<p><span class="messageboard-dice"><b>engineering:</b></span> <span class="messageboard-dice">1d20 + 14 ⇒ (12) + 14 = 26</span></p>Aldo Cygnaurius wrote:”This is a desperate affair if any of you are interested in reading the captain’s log. It seems that the captain was alive just yesterday and that he was hoping to get the drift engines up and running. We will definitely need to check down in engineering to see what the status is. Remember, this ship is ours to sell or do what we want with, if we can get her going.”
Chip looks intently at Aldo, tips his head, and says in a deadly serious voice That's JUST my game. He...Chip the Android (alias of Bofus Beerswizzler)2024-02-20T15:28:23ZRe: Forums: Play-by-Post: Game Master S's "Fly Free or Die"Chip the Android (alias of Bofus Beerswizzler)https://paizo.com/campaigns/v5748p75ivmrx/gameplay&page=25#12362024-02-13T19:56:26Z2024-02-13T13:26:22Z<p><b>Kaz, tactical retreat? Let me stand in for you.</b></p>
<p>Chip moves a bit closer, giving Kaz the invite to retreat, while he fires again</p>
<p><span class="messageboard-dice"><b>Laser pistol:</b></span> <span class="messageboard-dice">1d20 + 4 ⇒ (19) + 4 = 23</span>
<br />
<span class="messageboard-dice"><b>fire:</b></span> <span class="messageboard-dice">1d4 + 1 ⇒ (3) + 1 = 4</span></p>Kaz, tactical retreat? Let me stand in for you.
Chip moves a bit closer, giving Kaz the invite to retreat, while he fires again
[dice=Laser pistol]1d20+4[/dice]
[dice=fire]d4+1[/dice]Chip the Android (alias of Bofus Beerswizzler)2024-02-13T13:26:22ZRe: Forums: Play-by-Post: Game Master S's "Fly Free or Die"Chip the Android (alias of Bofus Beerswizzler)https://paizo.com/campaigns/v5748p75ivmrx/gameplay&page=24#11822024-01-31T05:04:16Z2024-01-30T19:58:46Z<p><span class="messageboard-dice"><b>Ref:</b></span> <span class="messageboard-dice">1d20 + 6 ⇒ (5) + 6 = 11</span> <—dammit</p>
<p>Chip is staring exactly wrong. Suddenly his eyes open wide. <a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AQfXZqvtKY0" target="_blank" rel="nofollow"><b>I looked at the trap, Ray.</b></a></p>
<p>POINT OF ORDER: is the drone subject to blindness too?</p>[dice=Ref]d20+6[/dice] I looked at the trap, Ray.
POINT OF ORDER: is the drone subject to blindness too?Chip the Android (alias of Bofus Beerswizzler)2024-01-30T19:58:46ZRe: Forums: Play-by-Post: GM thunderspirit's Reign of Winter APAli'yanah D'ohr'hein (alias of Bofus Beerswizzler)https://paizo.com/campaigns/GMThunderspiritsReignOfWinterAP/gameplay&page=148#73712024-01-13T21:37:14Z2024-01-12T12:52:31Z<p><span class="messageboard-dice"><b>Ref:</b></span> <span class="messageboard-dice">1d20 + 7 ⇒ (16) + 7 = 23</span></p>
<p>the Magus manages to dodge, duck, dip, dive, and...dodge to avoid some of the blast.</p>[dice=Ref]d20+7[/dice]
the Magus manages to dodge, duck, dip, dive, and...dodge to avoid some of the blast.Ali'yanah D'ohr'hein (alias of Bofus Beerswizzler)2024-01-12T12:52:31ZRe: Forums: Play-by-Post: Game Master S's "Fly Free or Die"Chip the Android (alias of Bofus Beerswizzler)https://paizo.com/campaigns/v5748p75ivmrx/gameplay&page=22#10882023-12-26T18:44:42Z2023-12-26T15:03:03Z<p>In a calculated bit of desperation, Chip fires his pistol at the Nuar, despite the cover. The drone, however, is positioned to obviate the cover...</p>
<p><span class="messageboard-dice"><b>Laser pistol:</b></span> <span class="messageboard-dice">1d20 + 4 ⇒ (7) + 4 = 11</span>
<br />
<span class="messageboard-dice"><b>fire:</b></span> <span class="messageboard-dice">1d4 + 1 ⇒ (3) + 1 = 4</span></p>
<p><span class="messageboard-dice"><b>drone attack:</b></span> <span class="messageboard-dice">1d20 + 7 ⇒ (20) + 7 = 27</span> <-w000000t
<br />
<span class="messageboard-dice"><b>damage, P:</b></span> <span class="messageboard-dice">1d6 + 1 ⇒ (4) + 1 = 5</span></p>In a calculated bit of desperation, Chip fires his pistol at the Nuar, despite the cover. The drone, however, is positioned to obviate the cover...
[dice=Laser pistol]1d20+4[/dice]
[dice=fire]d4+1[/dice]
[dice=drone attack]d20+7[/dice] <-w000000t
[dice=damage, P]1d6+1[/dice]Chip the Android (alias of Bofus Beerswizzler)2023-12-26T15:03:03ZRe: Forums: Play-by-Post: Game Master S's "Fly Free or Die"Chip the Android (alias of Bofus Beerswizzler)https://paizo.com/campaigns/v5748p75ivmrx/gameplay&page=21#10492023-12-15T17:23:32Z2023-12-13T19:13:14Z<p>BOTTING FOR ANGEL</p>
<p>Angel pulls out the Drefex Call file and plays the everloving heck out of it!!</p>BOTTING FOR ANGEL
Angel pulls out the Drefex Call file and plays the everloving heck out of it!!Chip the Android (alias of Bofus Beerswizzler)2023-12-13T19:13:14ZRe: Forums: Play-by-Post: Game Master S's "Fly Free or Die"Chip the Android (alias of Bofus Beerswizzler)https://paizo.com/campaigns/v5748p75ivmrx/gameplay&page=21#10392023-12-15T17:22:55Z2023-12-12T14:30:52Z<p><b>I was made for this. Literally.</b></p>
<p>Chip speeds over, and works on the bike—almost too quickly to be believed!</p>
<p><span class=messageboard-ooc>if this counts as a repair, then this is relevant: Theme Knowledge: Reduce CD of Engineering checks to repair by 5 (including Hold It Together; Patch; Quick Fix). With proper tools, halve time for repair; stacks with time savings of items you've created. +1 Engineering checks.</span></p>
<p><span class="messageboard-dice"><b>engineering:</b></span> <span class="messageboard-dice">1d20 + 14 ⇒ (8) + 14 = 22</span></p>I was made for this. Literally.
Chip speeds over, and works on the bike--almost too quickly to be believed!
if this counts as a repair, then this is relevant: Theme Knowledge: Reduce CD of Engineering checks to repair by 5 (including Hold It Together; Patch; Quick Fix). With proper tools, halve time for repair; stacks with time savings of items you've created. +1 Engineering checks.
[dice=engineering]d20+14[/dice]Chip the Android (alias of Bofus Beerswizzler)2023-12-12T14:30:52ZRe: Forums: Play-by-Post: Game Master S's "Fly Free or Die"Chip the Android (alias of Bofus Beerswizzler)https://paizo.com/campaigns/v5748p75ivmrx/gameplay&page=21#10062023-11-27T21:56:46Z2023-11-27T18:05:56Z<div class="messageboard-quotee">Game Master S wrote:</div><blockquote> <span class=messageboard-ooc>True to his word, Gniz <a href="" target="_blank" rel="nofollow">deposits the remaining 1,125 credits</a>!</span></blockquote><p>Chip gives a lop-sided grin. <b><a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_RsiSrG2m0c" target="_blank" rel="nofollow">GOOD NEWS everyone!</a> We're still technically getting paid!</b>Game Master S wrote:True to his word, Gniz deposits the remaining 1,125 credits!
Chip gives a lop-sided grin. GOOD NEWS everyone! We're still technically getting paid!Chip the Android (alias of Bofus Beerswizzler)2023-11-27T18:05:56ZRe: Forums: Play-by-Post: Game Master S's "Fly Free or Die"Chip the Android (alias of Bofus Beerswizzler)https://paizo.com/campaigns/v5748p75ivmrx/gameplay&page=19#9452023-11-14T17:13:20Z2023-11-14T14:49:15Z<p><span class="messageboard-dice"><b>life science:</b></span> <span class="messageboard-dice">1d20 + 4 ⇒ (1) + 4 = 5</span></p>
<p>Chip blinks for a moment, dumbfounded at the beastie that apparently apparated into their cargo hold. But he wants to draw its ire from the boxes to the party, so he shouts out <a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ySOVat4HgIY" target="_blank" rel="nofollow">HEY! Ass-butt!</a></p>
<p>he fires his pistol, and the drone also takes a shot.</p>
<p><span class="messageboard-dice"><b>Laser pistol:</b></span> <span class="messageboard-dice">1d20 + 3 ⇒ (17) + 3 = 20</span>
<br />
<span class="messageboard-dice"><b>fire:</b></span> <span class="messageboard-dice">1d4 ⇒ 4</span></p>
<p><span class="messageboard-dice"><b>drone attack:</b></span> <span class="messageboard-dice">1d20 + 6 ⇒ (18) + 6 = 24</span>
<br />
<span class="messageboard-dice"><b>damage, P:</b></span> <span class="messageboard-dice">1d6 ⇒ 5</span></p>[dice=life science]d20+4[/dice]
Chip blinks for a moment, dumbfounded at the beastie that apparently apparated into their cargo hold. But he wants to draw its ire from the boxes to the party, so he shouts out HEY! Ass-butt!
he fires his pistol, and the drone also takes a shot.
[dice=Laser pistol]1d20+3[/dice]
[dice=fire]d4[/dice]
[dice=drone attack]d20+6[/dice]
[dice=damage, P]1d6[/dice]Chip the Android (alias of Bofus Beerswizzler)2023-11-14T14:49:15ZRe: Forums: Play-by-Post: Game Master S's "Fly Free or Die"Chip the Android (alias of Bofus Beerswizzler)https://paizo.com/campaigns/v5748p75ivmrx/gameplay&page=19#9142023-11-10T09:08:03Z2023-11-09T16:16:13Z<p>Chip raises an eyebrow. <b>Fifteen hundred credits for an "easy" job? Considering the easy jobs we've had so far, I would not trust to hope that this will be anything but more of the same. But, we need work, so why not?</b></p>Chip raises an eyebrow. Fifteen hundred credits for an "easy" job? Considering the easy jobs we've had so far, I would not trust to hope that this will be anything but more of the same. But, we need work, so why not?Chip the Android (alias of Bofus Beerswizzler)2023-11-09T16:16:13ZRe: Forums: Play-by-Post: Game Master S's "Fly Free or Die"Chip the Android (alias of Bofus Beerswizzler)https://paizo.com/campaigns/v5748p75ivmrx/gameplay&page=18#8842023-10-27T15:53:47Z2023-10-26T18:38:19Z<p>Chip immediately calls out <b><a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d-903H31EZ8" target="_blank" rel="nofollow">Luck ain't got nothin' to do with it!</a> Until next time, and regards to Jinx for a good chase.</b></p>
<p>He then sits back with a very subtle smile, looks around, nods once, and comments to his crew <b><a href="https://youtube.com/shorts/eZ7jDIeufVU?si=EyerB7imYBTLUdMk bust him up" target="_blank" rel="nofollow">We busted them up!</a></b></p>Chip immediately calls out Luck ain't got nothin' to do with it! Until next time, and regards to Jinx for a good chase.
He then sits back with a very subtle smile, looks around, nods once, and comments to his crew We busted them up!Chip the Android (alias of Bofus Beerswizzler)2023-10-26T18:38:19ZRe: Forums: Play-by-Post: Game Master S's "Fly Free or Die"Chip the Android (alias of Bofus Beerswizzler)https://paizo.com/campaigns/v5748p75ivmrx/gameplay&page=18#8582023-10-02T22:48:26Z2023-09-28T15:47:29Z<div class="messageboard-quotee">Angel. wrote:</div><blockquote> <span class=messageboard-ooc> I forgot that Chip was now the Pilot. Angel can serve as Engineer or Science Officer. Not sure if one is more important than the other. </span> </blockquote><p>my gut says EngineerAngel. wrote: I forgot that Chip was now the Pilot. Angel can serve as Engineer or Science Officer. Not sure if one is more important than the other.
my gut says EngineerChip the Android (alias of Bofus Beerswizzler)2023-09-28T15:47:29ZRe: Forums: Play-by-Post: Game Master S's "Fly Free or Die"Chip the Android (alias of Bofus Beerswizzler)https://paizo.com/campaigns/v5748p75ivmrx/gameplay&page=18#8522023-09-27T04:55:08Z2023-09-25T16:35:51Z<div class="messageboard-quotee">Game Master S wrote:</div><blockquote><p> <b>"First one through this cluster of fire jellies and on planet is
</p>
first in line to talk to the buyer. Deal?”</b> Jinx does NOT wait for an answer!</p>
<p>The <i>Wintermourn</i> ignites its thrusters and surges toward Vesk-2, weaving deftly between the pyrozoa.</p>
<p><span class=messageboard-ooc>This is a chase, not starship combat.... BUT I need everyone to pick their starship roles! Go!</span> </blockquote><p>Chip cracks his knuckles and deftly begins hitting console controls. <b>As Vizzini may have said: Never go in against an ANDROID, when NECROPHAGES are on the line!!</b>
<p><span class=messageboard-ooc>PILOT</span></p>Game Master S wrote:"First one through this cluster of fire jellies and on planet is
first in line to talk to the buyer. Deal?” Jinx does NOT wait for an answer!The Wintermourn ignites its thrusters and surges toward Vesk-2, weaving deftly between the pyrozoa.
This is a chase, not starship combat.... BUT I need everyone to pick their starship roles! Go!
Chip cracks his knuckles and deftly begins hitting console controls. As Vizzini may have said: Never go in against an ANDROID, when...Chip the Android (alias of Bofus Beerswizzler)2023-09-25T16:35:51ZRe: Forums: Play-by-Post: Game Master S's "Fly Free or Die"Chip the Android (alias of Bofus Beerswizzler)https://paizo.com/campaigns/v5748p75ivmrx/gameplay&page=17#8192023-08-30T20:02:25Z2023-08-30T19:13:39Z<div class="messageboard-quotee">Game Master S wrote:</div><blockquote> <span class=messageboard-ooc>Perhaps a Society check can reveal more. Don't forget to speak up about any theme knowledge.</span> </blockquote><p>you mean Culture check, right?Game Master S wrote:Perhaps a Society check can reveal more. Don't forget to speak up about any theme knowledge.
you mean Culture check, right?Chip the Android (alias of Bofus Beerswizzler)2023-08-30T19:13:39ZRe: Forums: Play-by-Post: Game Master S's "Fly Free or Die"Chip the Android (alias of Bofus Beerswizzler)https://paizo.com/campaigns/v5748p75ivmrx/gameplay&page=16#7752023-08-18T00:05:10Z2023-08-17T16:51:34Z<p>Looking about at the strange sights and sounds of revelry, Chip just observes for a few beats. Then, he says, in a bit of a raspy whisper, <b>So this is <a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tWfTIViDjHE" target="_blank" rel="nofollow">paradise!</a></b> (1:08)</p>
<div class="messageboard-quotee">GM wrote:</div><blockquote>It looks like a robot designed to be half fox and half squirrel Life Science</blockquote><p><span class="messageboard-dice"><b>Life Science:</b></span> <span class="messageboard-dice">1d20 + 4 ⇒ (19) + 4 = 23</span>
<div class="messageboard-quotee">Dizzy wrote:</div><blockquote><b>I hear on the weekends people bungee down from the seventh floor while laser turrets open fire on them. That sounds… fun?”</b></blockquote><p><b>Actually, I think that sounds terrifying, and would not personally classify that activity as "fun." Having experienced being fired upon by lasers and other munitions while simply standing on hard ground, not adding in the seven-story bungee jump, I believe my empirical experience gives me some authority. But "fun" IS a subjective term...</b> he trails off as it's clear he's not being engaged or particularly listened to.Looking about at the strange sights and sounds of revelry, Chip just observes for a few beats. Then, he says, in a bit of a raspy whisper, So this is paradise! (1:08)
GM wrote:It looks like a robot designed to be half fox and half squirrel Life Science
[dice=Life Science]d20+4[/dice] Dizzy wrote:I hear on the weekends people bungee down from the seventh floor while laser turrets open fire on them. That sounds… fun?”
Actually, I think that sounds terrifying, and would not personally...Chip the Android (alias of Bofus Beerswizzler)2023-08-17T16:51:34ZRe: Forums: Play-by-Post: Game Master S's "Fly Free or Die"Chip the Android (alias of Bofus Beerswizzler)https://paizo.com/campaigns/v5748p75ivmrx/gameplay&page=16#7662023-08-17T03:11:02Z2023-08-16T17:51:53Z<div class="messageboard-quotee">Aldo Cygnaurius wrote:</div><blockquote><p> On his way to make contact, Aldo gathers what information he can regarding the Revenant Urge and Rishae Tulvauran.</p>
<p>1d20+12 + 1d6 =14</p>
<p><span class=messageboard-ooc> That is the worst that I can do. Maybe it is still enough. </span> </blockquote><p>Chip does what he can to help...
<p><span class="messageboard-dice"><b>diplomacy, aid:</b></span> <span class="messageboard-dice">1d20 - 1 ⇒ (1) - 1 = 0</span></p>
<p>...which is literally nothing</p>Aldo Cygnaurius wrote:On his way to make contact, Aldo gathers what information he can regarding the Revenant Urge and Rishae Tulvauran.
1d20+12 + 1d6 =14
That is the worst that I can do. Maybe it is still enough.
Chip does what he can to help... [dice=diplomacy, aid]d20-1[/dice]
...which is literally nothingChip the Android (alias of Bofus Beerswizzler)2023-08-16T17:51:53ZRe: Forums: Play-by-Post: Game Master S's "Fly Free or Die"Chip the Android (alias of Bofus Beerswizzler)https://paizo.com/campaigns/v5748p75ivmrx/gameplay&page=15#7362023-08-12T01:48:05Z2023-08-11T16:40:00Z<div class="messageboard-quotee">Game Master S wrote:</div><blockquote> <span class=messageboard-ooc>Your sell price is 1d8 + some modifiers based on how well you roll for the buyer.</span> </blockquote><p>can't win if you don't play. I say get the 2Game Master S wrote:Your sell price is 1d8 + some modifiers based on how well you roll for the buyer.
can't win if you don't play. I say get the 2Chip the Android (alias of Bofus Beerswizzler)2023-08-11T16:40:00ZRe: Forums: Play-by-Post: Game Master S's "Fly Free or Die"Chip the Android (alias of Bofus Beerswizzler)https://paizo.com/campaigns/v5748p75ivmrx/gameplay&page=15#7242023-08-14T00:51:15Z2023-08-04T17:27:52Z<div class="messageboard-quotee">Game Master S wrote:</div><blockquote> <span class=messageboard-ooc>Still learning the system. Once I'm done this will be a very fast series of posts (sort of like "door protocol" for those who have played in many of my other APs.) I actually made a mistake. Before I roll the location of the buyer, one of YOU can spend a day locating a buyer. This is worth while because for every 5 you beat the DC, the sell price goes up +1 BP. This is another Diplomacy or Profession (Merchant) check.</span> </blockquote><p><span class=messageboard-ooc>we are going to get MILEAGE out of that Merchant's Savvy feat!</span>Game Master S wrote:Still learning the system. Once I'm done this will be a very fast series of posts (sort of like "door protocol" for those who have played in many of my other APs.) I actually made a mistake. Before I roll the location of the buyer, one of YOU can spend a day locating a buyer. This is worth while because for every 5 you beat the DC, the sell price goes up +1 BP. This is another Diplomacy or Profession (Merchant) check.
we are going to get MILEAGE out of that Merchant's...Chip the Android (alias of Bofus Beerswizzler)2023-08-04T17:27:52ZRe: Forums: Play-by-Post: Game Master S's "Fly Free or Die"Chip the Android (alias of Bofus Beerswizzler)https://paizo.com/campaigns/v5748p75ivmrx/gameplay&page=15#7182023-07-31T21:00:08Z2023-07-31T16:41:00Z<p>go big. Get 3!!!</p>go big. Get 3!!!Chip the Android (alias of Bofus Beerswizzler)2023-07-31T16:41:00ZRe: Forums: Play-by-Post: Game Master S's "Fly Free or Die"Chip the Android (alias of Bofus Beerswizzler)https://paizo.com/campaigns/v5748p75ivmrx/gameplay&page=15#7112023-07-25T20:48:32Z2023-07-25T13:22:40Z<div class="messageboard-quotee">Game Master S wrote:</div><blockquote>Alf decides he needs a bit more security, and opts to work with Tarika for now, learning her side of things. He promises to help you out however he can though. The bonds of your adventures are not easily broken. </blockquote><p>Chip puts a hand on Alf's shoulder. <b>I'm sorry to see you go, my friend. And I'm sorry I didn't have time to know you better. I am capable of flying this ship.
<p>But I cannot replace you. Goodbye.</b></p>Game Master S wrote:Alf decides he needs a bit more security, and opts to work with Tarika for now, learning her side of things. He promises to help you out however he can though. The bonds of your adventures are not easily broken.
Chip puts a hand on Alf's shoulder. I'm sorry to see you go, my friend. And I'm sorry I didn't have time to know you better. I am capable of flying this ship. But I cannot replace you. Goodbye.Chip the Android (alias of Bofus Beerswizzler)2023-07-25T13:22:40ZRe: Forums: Play-by-Post: GMTrex's Kingmaker CampaignUnrak "Dreadful Bear" Redleaf (alias of Bofus Beerswizzler)https://paizo.com/campaigns/GMTrexsKingmakerCampaign/gameplay&page=142#70682023-06-30T01:15:14Z2023-06-29T18:45:03Z<p>Unrak takes aside Coren Lawry, the captain of the guard. </p>
<p><b>Captain...you've got a mandate. I want troops recruited here, in Tatzylford, of the same disposition as our army in Redleaf Keep. Make sure they're equipped properly, and ready to fight, soldier! Oh, and name them something frightening, like the TatzylTerrors or something. Can you handle that?</b></p>Unrak takes aside Coren Lawry, the captain of the guard.
Captain...you've got a mandate. I want troops recruited here, in Tatzylford, of the same disposition as our army in Redleaf Keep. Make sure they're equipped properly, and ready to fight, soldier! Oh, and name them something frightening, like the TatzylTerrors or something. Can you handle that?Unrak "Dreadful Bear" Redleaf (alias of Bofus Beerswizzler)2023-06-29T18:45:03ZRe: Forums: Play-by-Post: Game Master S's "Fly Free or Die"Chip the Android (alias of Bofus Beerswizzler)https://paizo.com/campaigns/v5748p75ivmrx/gameplay&page=13#6472023-06-29T00:55:23Z2023-06-28T14:58:58Z<p><span class="messageboard-dice"><b>perception:</b></span> <span class="messageboard-dice">1d20 + 4 ⇒ (18) + 4 = 22</span></p>
<div class="messageboard-quotee">Kazador Agudo Garrez wrote:</div><blockquote> Kaz casually leans in and whispers to the android. <b> Im pretty sure they just locked the door behind us. If things go south be ready to work your door magic. </b> </blockquote><p>chip replies, in similar sotto voice <b>just as long as I don't have to CLOSE any doors...</b>[dice=perception]d20+4[/dice]
Kazador Agudo Garrez wrote:Kaz casually leans in and whispers to the android. Im pretty sure they just locked the door behind us. If things go south be ready to work your door magic.
chip replies, in similar sotto voice just as long as I don't have to CLOSE any doors...Chip the Android (alias of Bofus Beerswizzler)2023-06-28T14:58:58ZRe: Forums: Play-by-Post: Game Master S's "Fly Free or Die"Chip the Android (alias of Bofus Beerswizzler)https://paizo.com/campaigns/v5748p75ivmrx/gameplay&page=13#6352023-06-21T00:46:52Z2023-06-20T18:42:22Z<div class="messageboard-quotee">Game Master S wrote:</div><blockquote><p> <span class=messageboard-ooc>Back! Sorry everyone. My schedule is nice and normal for a while.</span></p>
<p>Chip and Aldo are too excited to do a good job. Alf starts pre-flight for take off. All that's left is to plot a course. you can practically taste your freedom, but then reality hits. Stealing this ship is a <i>job</i> and this is not an employer you can just ignore...</p>
<p><span class=messageboard-ooc>To the rendezvous point, back in to loot, or something completely different?</span>
<br />
</blockquote><p>WAIT WAIT
<p>while failing to close the door, Chip takes a quick perusal of the downed foes & the area, to see if there's anything of value to grab before we depart!</p>Game Master S wrote:Back! Sorry everyone. My schedule is nice and normal for a while.
Chip and Aldo are too excited to do a good job. Alf starts pre-flight for take off. All that's left is to plot a course. you can practically taste your freedom, but then reality hits. Stealing this ship is a job and this is not an employer you can just ignore...
To the rendezvous point, back in to loot, or something completely different?
WAIT WAIT while failing to close the door, Chip takes a quick...Chip the Android (alias of Bofus Beerswizzler)2023-06-20T18:42:22ZRe: Forums: Play-by-Post: Game Master S's "Fly Free or Die"Chip the Android (alias of Bofus Beerswizzler)https://paizo.com/campaigns/v5748p75ivmrx/gameplay&page=13#6302023-06-16T02:06:54Z2023-06-15T19:12:19Z<p><b>I think I'll lock this door behind us, just in case.</b></p>
<p>unless anyone objects, Chip will close & lock the door.</p>
<p><span class="messageboard-dice"><b>engineering:</b></span> <span class="messageboard-dice">1d20 + 12 ⇒ (1) + 12 = 13</span> <—-HAW HAW HAW apparently he only knows how to open them</p>I think I'll lock this door behind us, just in case.
unless anyone objects, Chip will close & lock the door.
[dice=engineering]d20+12[/dice] <---HAW HAW HAW apparently he only knows how to open themChip the Android (alias of Bofus Beerswizzler)2023-06-15T19:12:19ZRe: Forums: Play-by-Post: Game Master S's "Fly Free or Die"Chip the Android (alias of Bofus Beerswizzler)https://paizo.com/campaigns/v5748p75ivmrx/gameplay&page=13#6212023-06-15T02:59:24Z2023-06-14T13:33:38Z<p>Chip moves to the door, and tries to open it</p>
<p><span class="messageboard-dice"><b>pre-emptive engineering check vs door:</b></span> <span class="messageboard-dice">1d20 + 12 ⇒ (20) + 12 = 32</span></p>
<p><span class=messageboard-ooc>Say what you want about Chip...futhermucker KNOWS doors!! that's 2 consecutive 20's on checks v doors</span></p>Chip moves to the door, and tries to open it
[dice=pre-emptive engineering check vs door]d20+12[/dice]
Say what you want about Chip...futhermucker KNOWS doors!! that's 2 consecutive 20's on checks v doorsChip the Android (alias of Bofus Beerswizzler)2023-06-14T13:33:38ZRe: Forums: Play-by-Post: Game Master S's "Fly Free or Die"Chip the Android (alias of Bofus Beerswizzler)https://paizo.com/campaigns/v5748p75ivmrx/gameplay&page=11#5472023-05-18T20:23:51Z2023-05-18T17:34:02Z<div class="messageboard-quotee">Aldo Cygnaurius wrote:</div><blockquote> Aldor keeps up his performance and goes over and signs in by scribbling the name of "Jakmar Lanceshaw", the nastiest slouch on the factory floor. He then proceeds to the door where he holds it open for the others. </blockquote><p>chip pauses for the briefest of beats before writing <a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tNQwL1F7o-I" target="_blank" rel="nofollow">Harvey Manfrengensen</a>Aldo Cygnaurius wrote:Aldor keeps up his performance and goes over and signs in by scribbling the name of "Jakmar Lanceshaw", the nastiest slouch on the factory floor. He then proceeds to the door where he holds it open for the others.
chip pauses for the briefest of beats before writing Harvey ManfrengensenChip the Android (alias of Bofus Beerswizzler)2023-05-18T17:34:02ZRe: Forums: Play-by-Post: Dungeon Master S's "Abomination Vaults" APBeatrice "Bibi" Beerswizzler (alias of Bofus Beerswizzler)https://paizo.com/campaigns/v5748p75ivllc/gameplay&page=65#32262023-05-18T16:15:59Z2023-05-18T00:14:19Z<p><b>Ooooooo next he's gonna call you lazy lob!!!</b></p>Ooooooo next he's gonna call you lazy lob!!!Beatrice "Bibi" Beerswizzler (alias of Bofus Beerswizzler)2023-05-18T00:14:19ZRe: Forums: Play-by-Post: Game Master S's "Fly Free or Die"Chip the Android (alias of Bofus Beerswizzler)https://paizo.com/campaigns/v5748p75ivmrx/gameplay&page=11#5402023-05-17T21:54:29Z2023-05-17T14:33:17Z<div class="messageboard-quotee">Kazador Agudo Garrez wrote:</div><blockquote> <b> What about the ship itself? Does it have a physical key? Or do we need apasscode to get it going? </b> He looks at Angel, Chip, and Vizinni. <b> Or can you guys hack/hotwire it no problem? </b> </blockquote><p><span class=messageboard-ooc>sorry, a bit delayed on this reply</span>
<p>Chip tips his head sideways, looking directly at Kaz for about half a beat too long. Then he hitches a half smile...</p>
<p><b>If hacking in is required, I can do it...</b></p>
<p>...and his voice deepens a bit. </p>
<p><b><a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l2Xyf9C8_ms" target="_blank" rel="nofollow">Trust me.</a></b></p>Kazador Agudo Garrez wrote: What about the ship itself? Does it have a physical key? Or do we need apasscode to get it going? He looks at Angel, Chip, and Vizinni. Or can you guys hack/hotwire it no problem?
sorry, a bit delayed on this reply Chip tips his head sideways, looking directly at Kaz for about half a beat too long. Then he hitches a half smile...
If hacking in is required, I can do it...
...and his voice deepens a bit.
Trust me.Chip the Android (alias of Bofus Beerswizzler)2023-05-17T14:33:17ZRe: Forums: Play-by-Post: Game Master S's "Fly Free or Die"Chip the Android (alias of Bofus Beerswizzler)https://paizo.com/campaigns/v5748p75ivmrx/gameplay&page=10#4882023-05-05T13:13:47Z2023-05-04T13:56:53Z<div class="messageboard-quotee">Aldo wrote:</div><blockquote> <b>"What do you all think? Is this the risk we want to take to make us rich beyond wildest dreams?"</b> </blockquote><p>Chip tilts his head slightly. <b>So far, our work for EJ Corp has been...less than satisfactory. And their reactions to situations out of our control have been to scapegoat us. I think that striking out on our own, on our own terms, is preferable, now that we have a valid option. Besides, if we DO steal the <i>Oliphaunt</i>...</b> here his head tilts slightly in the other direction, and his voice picks up a reverent tone while dropping to a near whisper <b>...<a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A9RaterHxyk" target="_blank" rel="nofollow">No one at home would believe this!</a></b>Aldo wrote:"What do you all think? Is this the risk we want to take to make us rich beyond wildest dreams?"
Chip tilts his head slightly. So far, our work for EJ Corp has been...less than satisfactory. And their reactions to situations out of our control have been to scapegoat us. I think that striking out on our own, on our own terms, is preferable, now that we have a valid option. Besides, if we DO steal the Oliphaunt... here his head tilts slightly in the other direction, and his voice...Chip the Android (alias of Bofus Beerswizzler)2023-05-04T13:56:53ZRe: Forums: Play-by-Post: Game Master S's "Fly Free or Die"Chip the Android (alias of Bofus Beerswizzler)https://paizo.com/campaigns/v5748p75ivmrx/gameplay&page=9#4452023-04-14T19:35:12Z2023-04-14T16:55:19Z<p><span class=messageboard-ooc>Point of Order: Looking back on the thread & counting up, round 5 should be "3 of 7" rather than "1 of 7"</span></p>
<p><span class="messageboard-dice"><b>ref:</b></span> <span class="messageboard-dice">1d20 + 5 ⇒ (18) + 5 = 23</span></p>
<p>Chip calmly draws his laser pistol, and fires at the hobgoblin engaged with Kaz</p>
<p><span class="messageboard-dice"><b>Laser pistol:</b></span> <span class="messageboard-dice">1d20 + 3 ⇒ (20) + 3 = 23</span> w0000t
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<span class="messageboard-dice"><b>fire:</b></span> <span class="messageboard-dice">1d4 + 1d4 ⇒ (3) + (4) = 7</span> Plus Burn 1d4</p>Point of Order: Looking back on the thread & counting up, round 5 should be "3 of 7" rather than "1 of 7"
[dice=ref]d20+5[/dice]
Chip calmly draws his laser pistol, and fires at the hobgoblin engaged with Kaz
[dice=Laser pistol]1d20+3[/dice] w0000t
[dice=fire]d4+d4[/dice] Plus Burn 1d4Chip the Android (alias of Bofus Beerswizzler)2023-04-14T16:55:19ZRe: Forums: Play-by-Post: Game Master S's "Fly Free or Die"Chip the Android (alias of Bofus Beerswizzler)https://paizo.com/campaigns/v5748p75ivmrx/gameplay&page=9#4242023-04-10T00:40:19Z2023-04-09T12:25:58Z<div class="messageboard-quotee">Kazador Agudo Garrez wrote:</div><blockquote><br />
<br />
<p>Melee 1d20+4-4</p>
<p>"Melee 1d20 + 4 - 4 ⇒ (4) + 4 - 4 = 4" </blockquote><p><span class=messageboard-ooc>That...is a lotta 4's consecutively</span>Kazador Agudo Garrez wrote:Melee 1d20+4-4
"Melee 1d20 + 4 - 4 ⇒ (4) + 4 - 4 = 4"
That...is a lotta 4's consecutivelyChip the Android (alias of Bofus Beerswizzler)2023-04-09T12:25:58ZRe: Forums: Play-by-Post: Dungeon Master S's "Shadows at Sundown"Antull'hier Voronwe (alias of Bofus Beerswizzler)https://paizo.com/campaigns/v5748p75ivmhf/gameplay&page=26#12652023-04-06T02:06:27Z2023-04-05T13:40:02Z<div class="messageboard-quotee">Nakapan Changol wrote:</div><blockquote>The monk takes a moment to focus his inner power. His body seems to lighten and he suddenly leaps across the chasm as if he is on wires. In mid-air he flings a pair of shuriken at the closer fiend. He lightly lands on the other side. </blockquote><p><span class=messageboard-ooc>if anyone here played Diablo 4 beta rogue, you'll get this...I'm picturing the rogue's caltrops ability. :-) and it's awesome</span>
<p>Tully glances back at the newly-arrived party member. <b>Mister Crowley!! Allow me to ask you later, what, precisely, went on in your head??</b></p>
<p>Tully then steps to the edge of the pit, and with great authority, throws both hands forward. Black energy erupts from his hands, engulfing the monsters with necromantic power. Some of the energy then gets siphoned from one of the monsters, into the wizard.</p>
<p><span class="messageboard-dice"><b>Vampiric Exanguination:</b></span> <span class="messageboard-dice">12d6 ⇒ (2, 6, 2, 4, 5, 4, 6, 4, 1, 6, 6, 5) = 51</span> <—Basic fort DC 31</p>Nakapan Changol wrote:The monk takes a moment to focus his inner power. His body seems to lighten and he suddenly leaps across the chasm as if he is on wires. In mid-air he flings a pair of shuriken at the closer fiend. He lightly lands on the other side.
if anyone here played Diablo 4 beta rogue, you'll get this...I'm picturing the rogue's caltrops ability. :-) and it's awesome Tully glances back at the newly-arrived party member. Mister Crowley!! Allow me to ask you later, what, precisely,...Antull'hier Voronwe (alias of Bofus Beerswizzler)2023-04-05T13:40:02ZRe: Forums: Play-by-Post: GMTrex's Kingmaker CampaignUnrak "Dreadful Bear" Redleaf (alias of Bofus Beerswizzler)https://paizo.com/campaigns/GMTrexsKingmakerCampaign/gameplay&page=136#67982023-04-03T20:15:28Z2023-04-03T19:19:25Z<div class="messageboard-quotee">Bytor Sniegsun wrote:</div><blockquote><b>"Newport sounds a little simple. How about we name it after you and call it Unrakport?"</b> </blockquote><p>The big man barks out a laugh. <b>Hah!! Why??? "Huntsport" is more appropriate...</b>Bytor Sniegsun wrote:"Newport sounds a little simple. How about we name it after you and call it Unrakport?"
The big man barks out a laugh. Hah!! Why??? "Huntsport" is more appropriate...Unrak "Dreadful Bear" Redleaf (alias of Bofus Beerswizzler)2023-04-03T19:19:25ZRe: Forums: Play-by-Post: Game Master S's "Fly Free or Die"Chip the Android (alias of Bofus Beerswizzler)https://paizo.com/campaigns/v5748p75ivmrx/gameplay&page=8#3642023-03-31T01:39:58Z2023-03-30T18:23:37Z<p>Chip continues to fire.</p>
<p><span class="messageboard-dice"><b>Laser pistol:</b></span> <span class="messageboard-dice">1d20 + 3 ⇒ (15) + 3 = 18</span>
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<span class="messageboard-dice"><b>fire:</b></span> <span class="messageboard-dice">1d4 ⇒ 3</span> </p>
<p><span class="messageboard-dice"><b>drone attack:</b></span> <span class="messageboard-dice">1d20 + 5 ⇒ (18) + 5 = 23</span>
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<span class="messageboard-dice"><b>damage, P:</b></span> <span class="messageboard-dice">1d6 ⇒ 5</span></p>Chip continues to fire.
[dice=Laser pistol]1d20+3[/dice]
[dice=fire]d4[/dice]
[dice=drone attack]d20+5[/dice]
[dice=damage, P]1d6[/dice]Chip the Android (alias of Bofus Beerswizzler)2023-03-30T18:23:37ZRe: Forums: Play-by-Post: Game Master S's "Fly Free or Die"Chip the Android (alias of Bofus Beerswizzler)https://paizo.com/campaigns/v5748p75ivmrx/gameplay&page=7#3432023-03-28T23:41:35Z2023-03-27T16:46:54Z<div class="messageboard-quotee">Game Master S wrote:</div><blockquote><p>Everyone feels uncomfortable, and it's made worse when the shirren loses his nerve and flees the cage.</p>
<p>Time to start....</p>
<p>....the cage from which he fled remains <i>unlocked</i>!</blockquote><p><b>Aldo, I believe this job is going to "go south" very quickly if those hobbe hounds get out of the cage. While a distraction would be excellent to try to cause chaos here, this does not appear to be...</b> here, Chip tips his head a bit, and puts on a slower, slurred drawl <b> the...opportune moment...</b> then he returns to his normal voice <b> I believe I can take care of the cage, maybe even a bit surreptitiously.</b>
<p>(unless he's ordered otherwise,) Chip's drone disconnects from his noggin, and flies to the cage. Its arms extend, and Chip directs it to lock the cage again.</p>
<p><span class=messageboard-ooc>roll?</span></p>Game Master S wrote:Everyone feels uncomfortable, and it's made worse when the shirren loses his nerve and flees the cage.
Time to start....
....the cage from which he fled remains unlocked!
Aldo, I believe this job is going to "go south" very quickly if those hobbe hounds get out of the cage. While a distraction would be excellent to try to cause chaos here, this does not appear to be... here, Chip tips his head a bit, and puts on a slower, slurred drawl the...opportune moment... then he...Chip the Android (alias of Bofus Beerswizzler)2023-03-27T16:46:54ZRe: Forums: Play-by-Post: Dungeon Master S's "Abomination Vaults" APBeatrice "Bibi" Beerswizzler (alias of Bofus Beerswizzler)https://paizo.com/campaigns/v5748p75ivllc/gameplay&page=61#30212023-03-16T15:51:22Z2023-03-16T14:34:43Z<div class="messageboard-quotee">Carrufikus wrote:</div><blockquote> <b>"Okay. I can't blame you for not wanting to go in, but we mostly need you for finding and disabling traps. Do you see any of those? I don't think spiders are good at laying anything other than webs and eggs."</b> </blockquote><p>Bibi whirls onto Carrufikus <b>Are you kidding?!?! It's a well known fact that big spiders LOVE haflings!! Suck the juices right out SLLLUUURRPP!! And me, seasoned so well with Beerswizzler, will be a tasty treat!!</b>
<p>She harumphs, but looks around the entrance for traps.</p>
<p>[Spoiler omitted]</p>Carrufikus wrote:"Okay. I can't blame you for not wanting to go in, but we mostly need you for finding and disabling traps. Do you see any of those? I don't think spiders are good at laying anything other than webs and eggs."
Bibi whirls onto Carrufikus Are you kidding?!?! It's a well known fact that big spiders LOVE haflings!! Suck the juices right out SLLLUUURRPP!! And me, seasoned so well with Beerswizzler, will be a tasty treat!! She harumphs, but looks around the entrance for traps.
...Beatrice "Bibi" Beerswizzler (alias of Bofus Beerswizzler)2023-03-16T14:34:43ZRe: Forums: Play-by-Post: Game Master S's "Fly Free or Die"Chip the Android (alias of Bofus Beerswizzler)https://paizo.com/campaigns/v5748p75ivmrx/gameplay&page=6#2802023-03-16T00:50:39Z2023-03-15T14:46:35Z<p>Chip is currently torn...he can see Vizzini slyly releasing the innoceng gnome, and despite his poor social skills, he can aslo see the delightful mess of things both Kaz and Aldo are making with the bounty hunter.</p>
<p>Quick calculations produce the answer that "you can't make things better, but you can make them worse" so he simply keeps a vigilant eye—particularly for potential allies of the bounty hunter!</p>Chip is currently torn...he can see Vizzini slyly releasing the innoceng gnome, and despite his poor social skills, he can aslo see the delightful mess of things both Kaz and Aldo are making with the bounty hunter.
Quick calculations produce the answer that "you can't make things better, but you can make them worse" so he simply keeps a vigilant eye--particularly for potential allies of the bounty hunter!Chip the Android (alias of Bofus Beerswizzler)2023-03-15T14:46:35ZRe: Forums: Play-by-Post: Dungeon Master S's "Shadows at Sundown"Antull'hier Voronwe (alias of Bofus Beerswizzler)https://paizo.com/campaigns/v5748p75ivmhf/gameplay&page=24#11862023-03-16T18:04:14Z2023-03-15T13:55:46Z<p>Tully moves into the room, and utters a curse at the vampire.</p>
<p><b>The dead will have words with you!!</b></p>
<p><span class="messageboard-dice"><b>Ray of Enfeeblement:</b></span> <span class="messageboard-dice">1d20 + 21 ⇒ (20) + 21 = 41</span> <—fort save DC 31</p>
<p>BOOM!! Success is one worse baby</p>Tully moves into the room, and utters a curse at the vampire.
The dead will have words with you!!
[dice=Ray of Enfeeblement]d20+21[/dice] <--fort save DC 31
BOOM!! Success is one worse babyAntull'hier Voronwe (alias of Bofus Beerswizzler)2023-03-15T13:55:46ZRe: Forums: Play-by-Post: Game Master S's "Fly Free or Die"Chip the Android (alias of Bofus Beerswizzler)https://paizo.com/campaigns/v5748p75ivmrx/gameplay&page=6#2682023-03-14T18:26:20Z2023-03-14T17:01:40Z<p>As they approach the bar, Chip tilts his head. <b>I hope they <a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sPelOnd7Sik" target="_blank" rel="nofollow">serve...my kind here.</a> If not, I can just wait outside, we don't want any trouble.</b></p>As they approach the bar, Chip tilts his head. I hope they serve...my kind here. If not, I can just wait outside, we don't want any trouble.Chip the Android (alias of Bofus Beerswizzler)2023-03-14T17:01:40ZRe: Forums: Play-by-Post: Game Master S's "Fly Free or Die"Chip the Android (alias of Bofus Beerswizzler)https://paizo.com/campaigns/v5748p75ivmrx/gameplay&page=5#2272023-03-08T23:06:05Z2023-03-08T19:19:47Z<div class="messageboard-quotee">Aldo Cygnaurius wrote:</div><blockquote><p> <span class=messageboard-ooc> On the trip back to Absalom </span></p>
<p>For the remainder of the trip, Aldo tries to entertain the crew so they can forget their worries about the EJ, if even for a little while.</p>
<p><b>"We had this one Nuar employee named Djuntagar Sharphorns who was obsessed with this strange food that he would call cheese sticks. Every day he came into the staff room to get his cheese stick and every day it was missing. One day, he had enough of his stolen cheese sticks and he went into a cheese stick rage as he went up and down the hallways demanding that people turn over their cheese sticks. Little did he know that there was a small Ysoki that loved cheese and had particularly big cheek pouches and . . . "</b></p>
<p><b>"Well, I guess you had to be there."</b> </blockquote><p>after a pregnant pause, Chip tilts his head. <b>I suppose any cheese will stick if you throw it hard enough.</b>
<div class="messageboard-quotee">Aldo Cygnaurius wrote:</div><blockquote><b>"Tarika, let me start by saying that this was one of the worst set ups I've ever had. We had goblin thieves, gangsters taking over our contact's business not to mention space leeches draining our hull."</b></blockquote><p>Chip pipes in. <b>I would render the opinion that perhaps there's an argument that EJ's neglegence in reconnoitering the sale point of the produce is actionable...?</b>Aldo Cygnaurius wrote: On the trip back to Absalom
For the remainder of the trip, Aldo tries to entertain the crew so they can forget their worries about the EJ, if even for a little while.
"We had this one Nuar employee named Djuntagar Sharphorns who was obsessed with this strange food that he would call cheese sticks. Every day he came into the staff room to get his cheese stick and every day it was missing. One day, he had enough of his stolen cheese sticks and he went into a cheese...Chip the Android (alias of Bofus Beerswizzler)2023-03-08T19:19:47ZRe: Forums: Play-by-Post: Dungeon Master S's "Shadows at Sundown"Antull'hier Voronwe (alias of Bofus Beerswizzler)https://paizo.com/campaigns/v5748p75ivmhf/gameplay&page=23#11492023-03-03T18:29:03Z2023-03-03T18:20:52Z<p>Tully falls to his knees, spitting out the mouthfuls of blood, scooping blood out of his eyes.</p>
<p>After a moment when he is able to simply wheeze rather than choke—still on his knees—he gasps out <b><span class=tiny>glad I could help</b></span></p>Tully falls to his knees, spitting out the mouthfuls of blood, scooping blood out of his eyes.
After a moment when he is able to simply wheeze rather than choke--still on his knees--he gasps out glad I could helpAntull'hier Voronwe (alias of Bofus Beerswizzler)2023-03-03T18:20:52ZRe: Forums: Play-by-Post: Game Master S's "Fly Free or Die"Chip the Android (alias of Bofus Beerswizzler)https://paizo.com/campaigns/v5748p75ivmrx/gameplay&page=3#1292023-02-24T23:04:55Z2023-02-24T18:36:32Z<div class="messageboard-quotee">Alfonse Vizzini wrote:</div><blockquote> <span class=messageboard-ooc>wow, just wow. Thank you RNG</span> </blockquote><p><span class=messageboard-ooc>...says the guy who scored 2 crits in our first battle!!</span>Alfonse Vizzini wrote:wow, just wow. Thank you RNG
...says the guy who scored 2 crits in our first battle!!Chip the Android (alias of Bofus Beerswizzler)2023-02-24T18:36:32ZRe: Forums: Play-by-Post: Game Master S's "Fly Free or Die"Chip the Android (alias of Bofus Beerswizzler)https://paizo.com/campaigns/v5748p75ivmrx/gameplay&page=2#612023-02-20T03:53:43Z2023-02-19T17:14:13Z<p>Chip lowers his hood, and stands motionless for a beat. Then, a whirring sound comes from...his head. The top portion of his head, as well as (apparently) a bit of his upper spine, pops up and away from the rest of his body, having been held there by now-visible finger-like clips. Once away from his body, the...object immediately begins whirring louder, as some sort of fan-type device fully engages. The object hovers in the air and begins circling lazily.</p>
<p>Chip then removes a rectangular block from his chest area, which he then flips open with a <a href="https://www.trekcore.com/audio/communicator/tos_chirp_1.mp3" target="_blank" rel="nofollow">strange chirping sound</a>. The android deftly taps the object in his hand, apparently directing the flying drone, because it beings moving with more apparent purpose.</p>
<p><b>My drone will assist in any remote manipulation necessary. I'll also keep it active as we return to the ship, as a scout against these possible goblins.</b></p>
<p>Chip then sets to work with Kaz loading the cargo.</p>Chip lowers his hood, and stands motionless for a beat. Then, a whirring sound comes from...his head. The top portion of his head, as well as (apparently) a bit of his upper spine, pops up and away from the rest of his body, having been held there by now-visible finger-like clips. Once away from his body, the...object immediately begins whirring louder, as some sort of fan-type device fully engages. The object hovers in the air and begins circling lazily.
Chip then removes a rectangular...Chip the Android (alias of Bofus Beerswizzler)2023-02-19T17:14:13ZRe: Forums: Play-by-Post: Dungeon Master S's "Abomination Vaults" APBeatrice "Bibi" Beerswizzler (alias of Bofus Beerswizzler)https://paizo.com/campaigns/v5748p75ivllc/gameplay&page=59#29222023-02-20T02:01:04Z2023-02-17T22:03:40Z<p>Bibi gives Noroc an exaulted fist-pump</p>Bibi gives Noroc an exaulted fist-pumpBeatrice "Bibi" Beerswizzler (alias of Bofus Beerswizzler)2023-02-17T22:03:40ZRe: Forums: Play-by-Post: GMTrex's Kingmaker CampaignUnrak "Dreadful Bear" Redleaf (alias of Bofus Beerswizzler)https://paizo.com/campaigns/GMTrexsKingmakerCampaign/gameplay&page=131#65192023-02-17T21:57:01Z2023-02-17T18:45:11Z<div class="messageboard-quotee">Bytor Sniegsun wrote:</div><blockquote> <b>"Unrak, be sure to tell me if you start experiencing any ill side effects. From my understanding, raging is normal for you."</b> </blockquote><p><b>I'll let you know if I start wanting to talk calmly to solve problems, or press flowers or something.</b>Bytor Sniegsun wrote:"Unrak, be sure to tell me if you start experiencing any ill side effects. From my understanding, raging is normal for you."
I'll let you know if I start wanting to talk calmly to solve problems, or press flowers or something.Unrak "Dreadful Bear" Redleaf (alias of Bofus Beerswizzler)2023-02-17T18:45:11Z