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Full Name

Bofus Beerswizzler




Thief/9 Init: +12 HP: 53 / 53 AC: 30 Touch: 21; Perception 15 (19 traps; TRAPSPOTTER)

Rapier: +15/+10 (+6 BAB, +6 Dex, +1 size, +2 ench); Bow +14/+9(+1) (+6 BAB, +6 Dex, +1 size, +1 bow/+1 acid arrow)




S (3'4")



Special Abilities





Common, Halfling, Elven, Orcish, Goblin, Draconic



Strength 10
Dexterity 22
Constitution 10
Intelligence 16
Wisdom 12
Charisma 12

About Bofus Beerswizzler

Speed: 35

+12 Initiative, +6 BAB

CMB: 5 (BAB +6, Size -1)
CMD: 23 (BAB +6, Dex +6, Ring of Prot +2, Size -1)

+15/+10 Sm Rapier +2 (+6 BAB, +2 Enh, +6 Dex, +1 size); Dam 1d4+2 (crit 18-20)
+13/+8 Sml Sap (+6 BAB, +6 Dex, +1 size); Damage 1d4 non-lethal
+13/+8 sm dagger (+6 BAB, +1 size, +6 Dex); Damage 1d3; Range 10
+13/+8 sm sling bullet (+6 BAB, +1 size, +6 Dex); Damage 1d3; Range 50
+15/+10 sm longbow +1 (+6 BAB, +1 bow, +1 size, +6 Dex, +1 Bracers of Archery (Lesser)); Dam 1d6+1 (Crit X3); R=100 (Acid Arrows: 1d6+2+1d6 acid)

HP MAX: 53 (8 lvl 1; 6 lvl 2; 7 lvl 3; 6 lvl 4; 7 lvl 5; 6 lvl 6; 3 lvl 7; 8 lvl 8; 2 lvl 9)
AC: 28 (+2 Mithral shirt: +6, +1 mithral heavy shield: +3, Dex :+6, Size :+1, +2 Ring of Prot: +2)
Improved Uncanny Dodge: Can't be caught flat-footed; can't be flanked. Only sneak-attacked by rogue of 4+ lvls higher

Brooch of Shielding (absorbs Magic Missiles: 101 damage remaining)

Fort: +6 (Base +3; Vest of Resistance +2; Halfling Luck +1)
Ref: +15 (Base +6; Vest of Resistance +2; Dex +6; Luck +1) Evasion
Will: +7 (Base +3; Vest of Resistance +2; Wis +1; Luck +1) Fearless: +2 vs. Fear

Acrobatics: +19/+24 jumping (Ranks: 8+3; Dex: 6; Race 2; 5 Boots)
Appraise: +10 (Ranks 4+3; Int 3)
Bluff: +14 (Ranks 9+3; Cha 1; Trait 1)
Climb: +14(+16) (Ranks 9+3; Race 2; Climber's Kit 2)
Craft (Beer): +7 (Ranks 1+3; Int 3)
Diplomacy: +12(+13) (Ranks 8+3; Cha 1; Gather Info: Trait 1)
Disable Device: +24 (Ranks 9+3; Dex 6; Trapfinding 4; MW tools 2)
Disguise: +8 (Ranks: 2+3; Cha 1; Disguise Kit 2)
Escape Artist: +15 (Ranks 6+3; Dex 6)
Fly: +6 (Dex 6)
Heal: +1 (Wis 1)
Intimidate: +1 (Cha 1)
Knowledge (Dungeoneering): +7 (Ranks 1+3; Int 3)
Knowledge (Local): +10 (Ranks 3+3; Int 3; Trait 1)
Linguistics: +9 (Ranks 3+3; Int 3)
Perception: +15 (+19/+24) (Ranks 9+3; Wis 1; Race 2; Trapfinding 4 Eye of the Dragon: +5)
Ride: +6 (Dex 6)
Sense Motive: +11 (Ranks 7+3; Wis 1)
Sleight of Hand: +18 (Ranks 9+3; Dex 6)
Stealth: +37 (Ranks 9+3; Dex 6; Race 4; Cloak of Elvenkind 5; ring of Chameleon Power +10)
Survival: +1 (Wis 1)
Swim: 0
Use Magic Device: +16 (Ranks 9+3; Cha 1; Skill Focus 3)

Feats & Traits:
Improved Initiative
Weapon Finesse
Combat Expertise
Butterfly's Sting
Skill Focus: UMD
Gang Up

Reactionary: +2 Initiative
Fast Talker: +1 Bluff
Well Informed: +1 Kowledge (local), +1 Diplomacy for Gather Info

Size=Small (+1 AC, +1 hit, speed=20, -1 CMB/CMD, +4 Stealth)
Fearless: +2 on Will saves vs. fear
Halfling Luck: +1 on all saves
Keen Senses: +2 Perception
Sure-Footed: +2 Acrobatics, Climb

Favored Class: Rogue (levels 1-6: +1 skill point)

Sneak Attack +5d6
Trapfinding +1/2 lvl bonus to Perception to find traps, Disable Device. May use Disable Device on magical traps.
Evasion Take no damage with a successful Reflex save
Trapsense: +3 gain bonus to Ref and AC vs. traps
Improved Uncanny Dodge: Cannot be caught flat-footed; cannot be flanked

Rogue Talents
Fast Stealth: use Stealth at full speed without penalty
Finesse Rogue: gain Weapon Finesse feat
Combat Trick: gain a combat feat (Butterfly Sting)
Trap Spotter: when within 10' of a trap, GM rolls secret attempt to spot trap


GP: 20

Eye of the Dragon
+5 to Perception ("small" searches)

Cloak of Elvenkind
+5 to Stealth checks
Held with Brooch of Shielding

Vest of Resistance +2
Boots of Striding and Springing
Belt of Incredible Dexterity +2
Feather Token, Bird
Bracers of Archery (Lesser)
Ring of Chamelion Power

+2 Mithral shirt, sm 5 lbs
+1 Mithral heavy shield, sm 3 lb
+2 Rapier, sm 1 lb
Scabbard of Keen Edges
+1 Longbow, sm
Dagger, sm 0.5 lbs
Sap, sm 0.5 lbs
Sling, 10 bullets, sm 5 lbs
20 arrows
Arrows +1, Acid ||||| ||
Arrows +1, Dragonbane |
Arrows: Adamantine ||||| |||||
Arrows: Cold Iron ||||| |||||
Arrows: Silvered ||||| |||||


Handy Haversack containing:

Potions (all minimum clvl unless noted)

Prot from Evil ---- |
Exped. Retreat -- |
Remove Fear -----
Bless Weapon oil |
Hold Portal oil --- ||
Feather Fall --- |
Feather Foot --- ||
Spider Climb ----
Cure Mod Wounds --
Invisibility ----
Darkvision ------ |
Shield of Faith ----

Scrolls followed by (spell level/caster level/save DC if applicable/SR) UMD=20+clvl, plus "emulate ability score" for wisdom over 13/int over 16 (DC=ability + 15)

|| Comprehend Languages (1/1/no/no) 50 gp
| Consecrate (2/3/no/-) 175 gp
|| Hold Portal (1/1/no/no) 50 gp
| Spiritual Weapon (2/6/no/yes)
| Darkvision (2/3/no/no)

Wand of Disguise Self CL 5 ||||| ||||| ||||| ||||| ||||

Antitoxin -------
Tanglefoot Bag -- |

MW Thieves' tools 2 lb
Disguise Kit Uses Left: | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | |
silk rope, 50' 5 lbs
hammer 2 lbs
Climber's Kit 2 lbs
Hooded Lantern 2 lbs
Oil flasks (2) 2 lbs
Bedroll 1 lb
Rations, 4 days 1 lbs
Candles (10) -
Several Clean Rags -
Ink, pen, parchment
Boots with the name Elzyrinth Vrath inscribed

Total weight: 20 lbs (current: approx. 5 lbs)
Light Load (26-50 lbs = Medium; 51-75 = Heavy)

Erod the Pony:

Init +1; Senses low-light vision, scent; Perception +5
AC 11, touch 11, flat-footed 10 (+1 Dex)
hp 13 (2d8+4)
Fort +5, Ref +4, Will +0

OFFENSE Speed 40 ft.
Melee 2 hooves –3 (1d3)

Str 13, Dex 13, Con 14, Int 2, Wis 11, Cha 4
Base Atk +1; CMB +2; CMD 13 (17 vs. trip)

Feats Endurance, Run
Skills Perception +5
SQ docile

Docile (Ex)

Unless specifically trained for combat (see the Handle Animal skill), a pony's hooves are treated as secondary attacks.

Just over 100 years ago, a little-known Halfling by the name of Bartholamew Beechnut lived in the sleepy town of Hillwatch. Barty enjoyed what most Halflings enjoyed: food, beer, mischief, beer, singing, and beer. Did I mention he REALLY enjoyed beer?? He enjoyed beer so much that when a Dwarven brewer passed through the town, Barty somehow wrested from him some of his brewing secrets. (How he achieved this is a story for another time . . .) The intrepid Halfling became fascinated with the science and art of brewing—and the joy of both partaking in his own creations, and sharing them with his friends. He began making a name for himself as a brewer, and took seriously the suggestion of one friend to start up a business. He took a few casks of his best and most imaginative libations to a few stops along the Elsir Vale river, and was greeted with universal approval by all who tried them. So pleased was he with his success that he decided to go full-bore into his new business. He even changed his surname to better suit his new career, and the Beerswizzler Clan was born.

Four generations later, the Beerswizzlers are still brewing in Hillwatch. The Beerswizzler’s path to modest wealth hasn’t been without bumps, however. The third generation Beerswizzler Brewmaster, Bozak, tried to make headway into the city of Brindol with his wares. He was approached by the ruling merchant family, the Kaals, to pay the requisite “fees” (protection money) in order to operate within the walls. Bozak was a fine brewer, but lacked the diplomacy of more genteel folk, and laughed in the Kaals’ faces. There ensued a most undignified shouting match, and even some posturing and shoving (during which Bozak’s nimble fingers managed to surreptitiously liberate a very fine amulet inscribed with the Chellish symbol from one of the Kaals). The resulting bad blood between the Kaals and the Beerswizzlers is ongoing, particularly since the Kaals suspect Bozak of the theft but have never been able to prove it.

The current Brewmaster, Boris, has three sons. His youngest, Bofus, learned the trade as do all in the Clan—but since he has two older brothers already jockeying for position to be the next Brewmaster, Bofus’ attention was drawn to other things (“Don’t tell my father, but I'm only just now acquiring a taste for beer!”). He possesses the renowned Halfling traits of curiosity and wanderlust as strongly as any and stronger than most, and he’d begun taking to escorting the wagons of the Beerswizzler brew to their destinations. This allowed him to see “new places” (while most of the towns the Beerswizzlers sell to are small, they’re all much bigger than Hillwatch). It also gave ample opportunity to learn and practice a few tricks for which Halflings are rather infamous: relieving folks of burdensome excess coin; challenging himself by puzzling a way through locked doors and chests; hiding from people who chase him for no apparent reason; talking his way out of sticky situations that he somehow finds himself in through no fault of his own, that sort of thing.

During one such escorting job, he heard from an emissary passing through the area of the upcoming Elsir Vale’s Tournament of Heroes. He managed to coerce the emissary to observe his skills at sleight of hand, and the emissary (a dwarf by the name of Harnac Lucridius, or “Hal”) was impressed enough to write his Letter of Sponsorship to the competition. Because the competition is taking place in the town the Kaals call home, Bofus had Hal write the letter to sponsor one “Bofus Beechnut” to conceal his identity from his clan’s foes. None of the Kaals knew Bofus personally, so as long as he hid the Beerswizzler name, what could go wrong? The danger of entering the tournament amidst his enemies made the whole deal that much more delicious!

Group Pot:
Undivided loot
Items are followed by (resale value)

Group Pot
9700 sp
16200 gp (dragon treasure)
180 pp

gold statuette 1,600 gp
3 matched emeralds 700 gp each (2100 gp)
8 small gemstones 40 gp each (320 gp)
scepter 1,600 gp
2 tapestries (heavy!) 800 gp each
Bejeweled water pipe (heavy!) 1400 gp

Hand crossbow: +1 Flaming
+2 Adamantine Shocking Burst Greatsword
Cloak of Resistance +2
2 +1 Full Plate Mail Armor
2 +1 Light Steel Shield
2 +1 Heavy Mace
2 +1 Banded Mail Armor
2 +1 longsword
1 +1 flaming comp long now (mighty +5)
1 +2 black dragoncraft full plate
1 +2 heavy red dragoncraft shield
1 +2 keen blue dragonfang heavy pick
1 headband of Wisdom +4
1 cloak of resistance +3
1 ring of protection +2
1 Hand Haversack
1 bejeweled Tiamat headdress worth 2000 gp

Anything without a name after it is held by Bofus in the group Bag of Holding.

38 gp

Bag of Holding (I)
Wand: Lesser Restoration (clvl 1)
Charges: ||||| ||||| ||||| ||||| ||||| ||||| ||||| ||||| ||||| |||||

Staff of Life
Charges: (Heal=1 charge, Raise Dead=5 charges)

Scroll: Dominate Person CL 9
UMD checks: 29 (caster level 9)

Rope of Climbing
Folding Boat
Potion: CMW
Oil: Remove Paralysis
Elixer of Truth
Potion: CLW (5)
vial/potion of Purple Worm poison, 2 doses
Ring to release arcane lock (clvl 8)
Tanglefoot Bag ||
Sunrod ||
Climber's Kit ||
Healer's Kit
tindertwig ||
MW Backpack
Merchant's Scale
Deed to Vraath Keep

Eyes of the Dragon:
2 Red Tirion
2 Blue Bofus
2 Green (provide Resist Acid: 10) Bofus
2 White (provide Resist Cold: 10) Tirion
2 Black (provide Resist Acid: 10) DMHW, Brindol

At Headquarters
Furniture, paintings, various stores (non-perishable foodstuffs, etc)

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