Boar the Fighter's page

Welcome, Tejón!

Another one!

Hey man, lay a little of your weed and wages on me, little bro'...I hear that all yr s!@& is magical...I have no idea how I ended up at the end of the rainbow, but I'm about to crash! Help a dragon out, man!

I think you're looking for the hippie thread, good sir.

<Points in the direction of the untitled II thread>

They talk a lot about hippies over there. Perhaps you should journey to that place for your help.

<Slices annoying jester in half>

'Tis a searat's game!

A searat needs killing?!

<Draws broadsword>

*SHING*

Hm, it seems there are fewer Paizonian badgers than I thought. At least, those with celestial yearnings are scarce or in need of guidance to reach the sett.

<chews thoughtfully on shark meat>

Boar, if you are passing though Paizonian lands on your return to Salamandastron, spread the word to every badger and gnome that you meet. Tell them of the Celestial Sett.

I wonder, has anyone had word of the Chairbadger, sowhereishenow? I have a feeling he is on his way. We badgers are patient.

<Notices someone reaching for herring and begins to draw broadsword>

You...

<Sees that the thief is a celestial being>

I get the feeling that I won't be returning to Salamandastron. Damn searats!

Fixed the name

After killing that bastard searat, Ripfang, I woke up near the sett. It's quite beautiful here, but I'm getting my bearings before returning to Salamandastron.

Greetings fellow Badgers! I have journeyed far, from the lands of Salamandastron, and happened upon this sett. Many thanks for your hospitality Mr. Badger.