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Diseased Rat

Blind Squirrel's page

43 posts. Alias of Mike Welham (Contributor, RPG Superstar 2012).


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Don't I know it, brother!


Where are my nuts?


It's pretty damn clear to me too!


Has anybody seen mine?


Where are my Jujubes?


Damn spiky!


Damn skippy!


I got egged once...


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Dill Dotee Baggins wrote:
Blind Squirrel wrote:
Moorluck wrote:
A squirrel or a chipmunk?
I'd lick Alvin's ass!
Ah always figerd yew fer that type.

I'm blind, but at least I'm not hearing impaired.

Dumbass...


Moorluck wrote:
A squirrel or a chipmunk?

I'd kick Alvin's ass!


I am a Drunken Master of Nuts Fu.


Betty, Poughkeepsie Waitress wrote:
What d'ya want, mac?

My nuts.


Potato Slaad wrote:
D0R1T0 wrote:
A UNIT SHOULD NOT PLAY WITH A UNITSELF. IT CAN LEAD TO BLINDNESS
Meh, that's what they make seeing eye squirrels for.

Damn squirrelly!


They asked me for directions...


I can't find my nuts!


DSXMachina wrote:

Ouch, ouch? Stop those are my nuts Mr Squirrel?

Anything like that?

Always with the complaining!


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You have my nuts?!


It is Kobold Cleaver!


What is that delicious smell?


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Kobold Cleaver, is that you?


Are my nuts in this thread?


Wait, did someone find my nuts?


Where are my nuts?


Spanky the Leprechaun wrote:
My nuts!!!

Rats! I thought those were mine.


Where are my nuts?


Where are my posts?


Dang it! I can't find my nuts.


Moorluck wrote:
Mister Uni-brow wrote:

**scratches head**

**scratches armpits**

**scratches ...**

...nuts! I missed Sharoth. ;)

Where are my nuts?


Where are my nu

<Gunshot strikes inches away>

f+#%!


Where are my nuts?


Where are my posts?


Miss Kitty wrote:

It's Friday! YAYYYYYYYY! {cavorts and flails excitedly like Kermit the Frog on old Muppet Show}

Blind Squirrel wrote:
And I've lost my nuts again!
{hands him can of official RotPL-brand salty nuts}

Thank you sir!

Now I need a can opener...


<Comes back into thread stamped "Postage Due">

Hey, that wasn't any fun at all!

And I've lost my nuts again!


Llamafrog wrote:
Blind Squirrel wrote:
Llamafrog wrote:
All this landmine talk made me hungry... Lemme go get some squirrels

<Wanders into thread>

Where are my nuts?

Yuk! diseased looking squirrel... I'm not THAT hungry...

*goes hunting for landmine treats*

Diseasist!


Miss Kitty wrote:
Blind Squirrel wrote:
Llamafrog wrote:
All this landmine talk made me hungry... Lemme go get some squirrels

<Wanders into thread>

Where are my nuts?

{rolls a couple petrified acorns to him}

Thanks, mister!

<Eats the petrified acorns>

They need salt...


Llamafrog wrote:
All this landmine talk made me hungry... Lemme go get some squirrels

<Wanders into thread>

Where are my nuts?


Where are my nuts?


Where are my nuts?


Tiny Tina wrote:
Where did all the nut's come from?

Is this where my nuts are?


Where are my nuts?


Where are my nuts?


Where are my nuts?


Jack Hammer wrote:
Sebastian wrote:
Jack Hammer wrote:
Ambrosia Slaad wrote:
Bulmahnaut #3 wrote:
Sprays the efreet with a censure of never ending water.

*Hey, that water is yellow...*

Decanter of Recycled Beer?

Forgot where I left that! Can't keep killing the shrubs.

BTW, well played in the Ask a Jack thread.

Well played...

Thank you. The blind squirrel finds a nut every now and then. :)

Where *are* my nuts?


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