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*eats an accordion accompanied by the most terrifying tones from the dying instrument*

WAS.


*digs in, spraying food chunks all over*


UnArcaneElection wrote:

^The Great Pumpkin might object . . . if only he'd ever show up . . . .

GURG HOPE.


*eats Pumpkin the Paladin*


*sulks*

*eats Poog*

*looks expectantly up at the speaker*


*eats Pulg*

*coughs up hairball*


UNDEAD TASTY. ONLY SOME NOT ROTTED ENOUGH... NOT SO GLOFFY.


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COME JOIN GURG.

*looks hungrily at the count*


*starts eating one of the chairs*

*provides otyugh ambience to the banquet*


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*burps clouds of otyugh-breath and molasses stench*

YUM. GURG LIKE TWILIGHT. AND MOLASSES.


I EATS PASTA! NEXT GUY HAS MORE GLOFFY EATS FOR ME.


BigNorseWolf wrote:


Best tasting recipee for otyugh

Preheat oven to 350 degrees

Place otyugh on cardboard

Place otyugh and cardboard in oven for 6 hours

Remove otyugh and cardboard

Discard otyugh

Eat the cardboard.

I CAN HAS GLOFFY MEATS?


*applauds*

FUNNY.


*eats Chuck Les*

*burps*

NOT HOBBIT. HIM GLOFFY.


WANT HOBBITS.


HOBBITS FREE TOO.


NO. IS NOT. IS COUSIN.


NOBODY INVITES ME. NEXT GUY SAYS WHY.


YOU BIG STINKY HEAP TRASH? SAY TO "LOOKING FOR GLOFFIES".


UHHHHH... COSPLAY?

NEXT GUY HAS FOUND A LOT OF GLOFFY TRASH.


GOOD SENSE OF SMELL ENOUGH FOR GURG.

NEXT GUY HAS NO GARBAGE. IS UNHAPPY.


HIM GLOFFY-GLOFFY.


*eats*


YAH. NOT GLOFFY.


*burps after eating all the new posts notifications*

*falls asleep*


HE GLOFFY.

*burps*


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GURG-SOTHOTH.


*eats scone and mythical broadsword*

*looks around when people fall silent*

*sneaks out utterly unobserved (in its mind) and avoids awkward situation*


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GLOFFY GLOFFY FOOD TIME WITH GURG!!!


TEN. LOOK GLOFFY GLOFFY.


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Aberzombie wrote:
The two kinds of white alligators are albino and leucistic.

WAS DIPPED IN BLEACH. OW.


*eats IHIYC*

*burps*

NEXT GUY HAS MORE GLOFFY FOR ME.


NOT ANYMORE.


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OFFAL?


*eats Casper*

*burps*


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IS GLOFFY.


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*eats bait*

YUM GLOFFY BAIT.


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*eats Miss Piggy, then goes back to huddling in the cold under a bush*


OM NOM NOM!!!


GLOFF TECHNI.. GUY. START TOMORROW.

NEXT GUY IS GIVING BACK.


GRUUUUUUSK!!!!!


Aranna wrote:
Yes David they are always hiring. Nobody seems to think that is their dream job... Well maybe vomit guy?

SOUND GLOFFY... THEY COUNT BAGS?


*looks in and licks its lips*

*eats 1860. election and all*

*burps after its favourite, an oral solution*


HAAAAAAAA HAAAAAA HAAAAA!!!! OLD GUY FUNNY!!!

...GURG NO GET IT.


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*swims around in DTSM's trash compactor*

*is hungries*


Comte de Malodor wrote:

Yes... It's time for a lovely carriage ride, then you can come into my chateau, little goblin chum, and see my etchings... muahahahahahahaHAHAHAHA!

The next poster is La Comtesse's divorce lawyer.

URRRRRRR... GURG DIV... DOVI... LAW OTYUGH. YOU NO LIKE THAT GUY? NO WANT HIM? HIM GLOFFY GLOFFY?

Next poster will have to sort out all these ninjas.


GURG HAVE OLD ONE?


*eats gloffy gobbo*

*hides from next poster to protect its gloffy gobbo*


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*eats the drive-in food happily*


*peers down into the well, trying to see if there is something gloffy everyone is discussing*

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