About Bikke the Pirate15/26 HP | 2 armor | d10 damage (+1, 2 piercing) | Str +1, Dex +0, Con +2, Int +1, Wis -1, Cha +1 | 8 XP Alignment Neutral: Defeat a worthy opponent Dwarf When you share a drink with someone, you may parley with them using CON instead of CHA Signature Weapon: Sinister Axe (close, +1 damage, +2 piercing, 2 weight) Bend Bars, Lift Gates When you use pure strength to destroy an inanimate obstacle, roll+STR. On a 10+, choose 3. On a 7-9 choose 2.
Armored You ignore the clumsy tag on any armor you wear. Sea Legs You don't need to Defy Danger due to shifting or unstable terrain. Multiclass Dabbler (Bard) You took a move from the Bard playbook: A Port in the Storm. A Port in the Storm When you return to a civilized settlement you’ve visited before, tell the GM when you were last here. They’ll tell you how it’s changed since then. Gear (8 weight/ 13 load)
Physical Description:
Bikke is a broad-shouldered dwarf whose black beard is not only awfully tangled, but also smells of sea water. He carries a sinister-looking axe, which he handles a bit ungracefully - is he not used to it? Though he tries to hide it when interacting socially, there is a rum bottle hanging from his belt. When not interacting socially, Bikke takes a swig, or is saddened to find that the bottle is empty and needs a refill.
Body: built
Bonds:
Tha granny o' winter be a land lubber. Old salt, but a land lubber nonet'eless. Care be taken tha' she won't boss around Bikke just because o' 'er mileage. Shiver me timbers, me beauty Terry's saved me life more times 'an one. And tha' cure for hangover, too! Bikke oughta repay this somehow, an' fin'out 'ftha animal trick works fer a shark! Arr, Fizzy be a sheep-brained, midget rascal-of-a-mage. Me 'n' me rough styles will show'im a good ol' pirate prank, too. Tha futurr generations be laughin' wit' me humor once tha log gets its writin'! Arr, Yizid has a familiarr looks on 'em: this ain't tha first time me's seen tha' clam-tongued scurvy dog's face... Previous Bonds:
Bikke-English Dictionary, The Abridged Version:
"Arr!"
"Yes", "I'm happy about that", "This rum tastes good", "This rum tastes bad", "You could be more a pirate", "Your blade hand isn't as good as mine", "That was a clever remark you or I just made", "I haven't said 'arr' in a minute, so here's to that", "I need another bottle of rum", "Actually, I need two more bottles of rum", "I promise by my beard", "Ach, my eye-patch is itching", "I know a funny story about this, but I'll tell it later", "Oof, this thing is heavy", "Don't hold your breath", "Sometimes I look back in life but then I remember I'm on the ship and behind me is nothing but miles of land and I don't like it", "That feeling you get when you're weaponless, surrounded by enemies, covered in your own vomit, and amidst a sea of flames, and when you still fight on", "Arrrrr!!", (39 others) "Ahoy"
"All hands hoay!"
"'Ass rye"
"Avast"
"Aye"
"Aye?"
"Beauty"
"Bilge rat"
"Blimey!"
"Blow me down!"
"Booty"
"Buccaneer"
"Crow's nest"
"Davy Jones's locker"
"Dead men tell no tales"
"Doubloons"
"Grog"
"Head"
"Heave ho!"
"Jolly Roger"
"Lad", "Lass", "Lassie"
"Land lubber"
"Matey"
"Me"
"Mite"
"Old Salt"
"Pieces of eight"
"Pillage"
"Rum"
"Savvy?"
"Scurvy"
"Scallywag"
"Scurvy dog"
"Seadog"
"Shark bait"
"Shipshape"
"Shiver me timbers!"
"Smartly"
"Son of a biscuit eater"
"# sheets to the wind"
"Tale"
"Tha"
"Tha'"
"Thar"
"Walk the plank"
"Weigh anchor and hoist the mizzen!"
"Ye"
Random Pirate Insult Generator:
Roll two d10s and see what words describe the filth in front of you. Or you can roll multiple times on either table to mix it up, arr.
1. Parrot-lovin'
1. Sack o' maggots
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