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EDIT: There's a topic?

OH
the poodles and the tinmen should be friends,
yes, the poodles and the tinmen should be friends...

Nuby, Set, all them Gyptian fellers look the same ta me. Wait a minute, is Nuby Lord of the Hounds 'r sumthin? Kin a yorn?
Ya coulda at least brought me a fresh shirt...
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Aww, geezass!

Tell me about it.

By the way, is it just me, or is Set standing right next to me this year?

I'm a Florida Gator.

My wife went to
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Her dad went to
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I can't hold yr wife's family's schools against yeah...after all, my fiancee is a Redskins fan.

Big Tex, why do you have a yellow shirt this year? I mean, Texas is gonna go red, so the red shirt ain't gonna make nobody mad.

It's a faded burnt orange...goldarn washerterier...

By the way, did ya see who was standin right next ta me?

Hey! Don't mess with Texas.

Somebody was sayin they wanted to give us back ta Ol Meheeco.

Ain't ya never heard of Zen Roshis?

We had to make Texas so galdarn hot jest t' keep ever'body from movin' here!

1. Build a highly fortified military complex loaded with all the valuables, inebriating substances, entertainment-related products, and snack foods of the nation that can be swiftly and easily transported to such location.

2. Invite cronies, assorted eye-candy, cultists, and sycophantic soldiers.

3. Issue press release indicating that we have always been at war with Eurasia and that I am working on the problem (or something).

4. Throw a party that would make Nero look like Caesar.

Yeah...that sounds good.

Edit: Damnit. Set beat me to the bunch. And even had the foresight to set up his island of debauchery outside the jurisdiction of the U.S.

Edit2: Oh yeah. I forgot. Step 0 would be to give Texas back to Mexico and note certain individuals who should be detained due to criminal intent.

*cough* Daigle *cough* Heathy *cough*

I got my eye on you, pony boy... 'n' you too, crimson clown...

And we don't miss you neether!

Let's pluck that red-headed turkey!