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Aeglos: Note, if you ever need to immigrate, Texas is the US destination for Germans. Don't believe that propaganda from Pennsylvania.

The nymph of the river of the same name?

Butter. Paula Deen recommended it to me.

I hurd it is good fer the diabetus.

I like Country and Western music

They got both kinds of music where your from?

The oldest continually operating business in Texas is a biergarten. Just sayin'.

Mac Boyce wrote:

Jeremy Mcgillan wrote:

Garydee wrote:

Ooh, another wonderful thread to hide. *Hides the Too Many States thread*

O come on Gary. Take it from a Canadian perspective, all those states are confusing, I mean do you really need 2 Dakotas? Why is there only a West Virginia and not an East Virginia? Why Can't you consolidate Washington State and Washington DC so when someone says Washington us foreigners won't be confused? And something has to be done about Florida it's shaped like a penis.

If Florida looks like a penis, its very small with a HUGE sack....

I don't know. I worry about Texas.

Don't be jealous.

YEE-HAW!

Blitzes are bigger in Texas.

True Texas Fact: The oldest business in continual operation in the state of Texas is a biergarten in Austin: Schulz's Biergarten.

AoAoAoAoAoAoAow...

It's like so damn hot, people are yelling at eachother in the store parking lot, and you're scared to bump somebody accidentally because it might start a fistfight.

Luckily, it's very humid right now. If it wasn't, being this hot and in the midst of a drought, the fighters' fists would burst into flames from the friction as they swing through dry air.

Dose 2

I know what y'all need this morning.

Dose 1

Spanky the Leprechaun wrote:

It's s'damn hot the trees are bribing the dogs.

I'm so sick of their barking.

Git out there and hose 'em down.

Ahh Shiner bock. If being Texan was a religion, I believe Shiner would be their holy water.

Purty darn good.

Weird fact.

My mom grew up in Brenham, TX, home of blue bell ice cream.

I first had it on a visit when I was, like, 6.

(OK- Actually she grew up outside Brenham, at a train whistle stop called Gay Hill.)

Yee-haw! As fer Miss Jess, I don't even understand whut she's sayin'.

Paizo is movin' to Okieland?

WHATNTHETARNATION!?!?!?!!!!!

Studpuffin wrote:

Big Tex wrote:

Studpuffin wrote:

Everyone southwest of here is an okie. :P

Son, you got to larn up on two subjects. I will now list them in order of size.

1. TEXAS
2. Geography

Now, make like a good little grackle and git t'yer books!

Are you guys even part of the union anymore? Can we sell you back to Mexico?

can we sell Minnesota to Canada?

Like sellin' ice to eskeemos!

Big Tex wrote:

Studpuffin wrote:

Everyone southwest of here is an okie. :P

Son, you got to larn up on two subjects. I will now list them in order of size.

1. TEXAS
2. Geography

Now, make like a good little grackle and git t'yer books!

Are you guys even part of the union anymore? Can we sell you back to Mexico?

Sell Texas back to Old Mexico? That's like sayin' "Sell Russia back to the Tartars." Jist makes no frickin' sense, son.

Everyone southwest of here is an okie. :P

Son, you got to larn up on two subjects. I will now list them in order of size.

1. TEXAS
2. Geography

Now, make like a good little grackle and git t'yer books!

The badger is frothing at the mouth! We gotta put him down!

Big Tex wrote:

Madclaw wrote:

Mairkurion {tm} wrote:

Madclaw wrote:

Mairkurion {tm} wrote:

So I went to Sonic and got myself a couple of dogs. Feel much better. I don't know why they have to raise such a fuss about you bringing beer with you into the parking lot.

Was it an open container?

Now, how else are you going to drink it with your hot dogs?

Touche, but I guess since it's a public place and generally drinking in public, when it's not in a drinking establishment or one with a drinking license it's generally frowned upon/illegal in some places.

Demmit this is TEXAS!

Texas still has the good sense not to have open container laws right?

WHAT?!

Next thing they'll be dingin' us for spitting chew and smokin' ceegars in public!

Mairkurion {tm} wrote:

Madclaw wrote:

Mairkurion {tm} wrote:

So I went to Sonic and got myself a couple of dogs. Feel much better. I don't know why they have to raise such a fuss about you bringing beer with you into the parking lot.

Was it an open container?

Now, how else are you going to drink it with your hot dogs?

Touche, but I guess since it's a public place and generally drinking in public, when it's not in a drinking establishment or one with a drinking license it's generally frowned upon/illegal in some places.

Demmit this is TEXAS!

WARNING: BBQ Encourages Blaspheming.

HOT DAMN!

...

Is on the road again
Just can't wait to get on the road again
The life I love is making music with my friends
And I can't wait to get on the road again
And I can't wait to get on the road again

As the pig's singing trails off, Tex picks up his guitar and starts strumming.

Trailers for sale or rent
Rooms to let for fifty cents
No phone, no pool, no pets
I ain't got no cigarettes

But...

Two hours of pushin' broom'll buyyan
Eight by twelve four bit room Ima
Man of means by no means
King of the Road

I know every engineer on every train
And all of their children and all of their names
And every hand-out in every town
And ever lock that ain't locked when no one's around I sing

Third box car, midnight train
Destination: Bangor, Maine
Ima Man of means by no means
King of the Road

"Paladin, Paladin, were do you ro-am..."

It's baseball, hot dogs, apple pie, and Chevrolet, you upside-down people.

In Texas, our chilin eat chili and salsa and such viddles. But prob'ly the rest a yorn chilin kent handle hot 'n' spicy fare 'n' they should play Burrows & Bunnies, 'stead a Pathfinder.

Hah. Do you remember the stink raised when they took the beret from the Rangers, and gave it everyone. :S

EDIT: Yeah, the Stetson looks sharp as a tack. It's why I wanted AirCav.

We're Amerkuns, demmit!

Texans are champeens, pardner!

Come to Texas. It's a whole 'nother country.

Hnh.

Uh-HnhHnhHnhHnh... Uh-HnhHnhHnhHnh

When the air is fine...
And you've got the time...

flash_cxxi wrote:

Solnes wrote:

I think we are gaming tonight! Gonna kill us some trolls!! No really, there are trolls in that there dam! :P

Knowing what LPM's trolls are like, I feel very, very sorry for you and your character...

Dueling banjo inbreed trolls?

And what's wrong with banjos?

Pops popcorn, ala TOZ, and settles back in comfy chair to watch.

::Sniff!::

Froggy usta do that!

::SNIFF!::

YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE-HAW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Stand outside in the cold for 800 bucks or stay home and be warm for free or at least a lot less than 800 bucks.

Jerry Jones has been judged and found lacking.

I shore do bet the Accounting of Profit will judge him differently!

We have a lot of Texan Fawtls.

YEE-HAW!!!

Jyu1ch1 wrote:

Crimson Jester wrote:

Justin Franklin wrote:

Jyu1ch1 wrote:

So.....cold.....shivers

Wuss. This is nothing. ;)

Brrrrrrrrrrrrrr.

I am a wuss! My poor Texan bones! Brrrrrr indeed!

Acceptance is the first step. I'll see to it that these words are emblazoned upon the shirts of all Texans within a fortnight.

I can't wait for the Teters to visit Texas, now that they're hitched!

And you call yourseff a Texan.

Well, he is a DAMN Texan...

The state of Texas is agreeing to sell Oklahoma University license plates.

It's like a dog wearing a Hello Kitty outfit.
It's just f#&@ed up.
WTF!!!!!

Some things shouldn't be done in the GSoT.

Obviously, it's a sign of where the big junk is.

It's hot in Dallas, in case anyone was wonderin. TOO HOT.

Hot damn, ALABAM!

Plus, they're the only good thing that's come out of Texas. :P

SOMEbody's itching for a prewedding ass-kicking... :@

He can't read it anyway. He's from Texas.

::Adds deep-fried bbq angels to the list for the new State Fair foods::

Cool! I walked to the Mississippi on Friday morning for my adventure :) Note: not a normal occurrence, I live in TX.

I expect many awesome gravel-pit adventures to come!

Ah, heck. Pecos Bill useta walk to the Mississippi then back to the Rio Grand evry mornin whiles he was waitin for his coffee water ta boil.

I'm glad we got us a Texas-sized book now in this here series.

And ~ssppptt!~ you were gone!

Mairkurion {tm} wrote:

I spent three years in Jersey trying to get people to pronounce pecan correctly, and to understand what BBQ is and what grilling is and what a cookout is and how they can be, but aren't necessarily, the same thing. Bless their pointy little heads. It would have taken more than 3 years.

Pea-CAN, I hear pea-KAHN alot.... we got too many damn transplants here. :/

I'm surprised you never choked the shyt outta them.

They say Pea-can in New Jersey. Tell ya what, son, let's have the state that supplies most of the pecans name it. PEH KAWN.

Hey Mairk, what is BBQ in Texas? Is it grilling out, or is it BBQ?

NOW who's lookin' to start a fight!?