Bi-Polar Poodle - Happy's page

*joins the love train* YAP!

Choo! Choo! Cockapoo! *joins the line*

Is today hump day?

Of course.

Every day is hump day when you're a poodle!

NCIS (No Canine Is Safe)

Scary show.

All Poodles Go To Heaven

Casablanca Poodle

Tail of Two Poodles

Beverly Hills Poodle

Bi-Polar Poodle - Happy wrote:

I watched that once and was afraid to go outside for a week. So I messed in the house.

Was it the Jack clubhouse?

....maybe....

Invasion of the Poodle Snatchers

I watched that once and was afraid to go outside for a week. So I messed in the house.

The Poodle and I

Inglorious PoodleTurds

Licks Clinically Depressed Poodle.

It is almost over. Yesterday was pretty rough. I am thinking I need a break from the forums.

*licks CF*

Dear Jack,

I think I've become addicted to humping. What should I do?

- BP Poodle

CourtFool wrote:

Have I mentioned recently that dogs are so much better than cats?

*leaps down from nearby tree and pins CF with sharp claws*

You were saying?

*humps Shadow Pelt while it plays with the Boss*

Yankee Poodle wrote:

Ambrosia Slaad wrote:

CourtFool wrote:

That is just how we roll. Get your stink on.

Just recovering from choking to death on coffee thanks to you, you inglorious basterd. ;)

Yay, Boss! YAP!

Oops! That shoulda been Just recovering from NEARLY choking to death on coffee thanks to you, you inglorious basterd. ;) Sorry to get anyone's hopes up.

*humps Ambrosia's leg*

EDIT: New page, starting with a hump! YAP!

I like getting my picture taken...

Why do I even bother going to the "pet store"? It makes me want to do very, very, very unChristian things.

Note to self: Need more therepy.

Take me home!

Thanks boss!

Guessing it wasn't a french lick. :)

POODLE PILE!!!!

Hot MILH

That doggy has style. Woof!

Is it Talk Like a Pirate day yet?

Grrrr…er…I mean, Arrrrr.

Maybe, Cap'n. picture

Back away from Llamafrog. I vouch for him.

In that case....

*humps Llamafrog*

takes his meds and curls up in the corner for a nap

Mmmmm.....medddddddddssss

Llamafrog wrote:

Arf!

Meow!

*humps the poodle with the speech impediment*

*humps Bi-Polar Poodle*

Ooh! Massage therapy works too.

*humps Rusty the Poodle*

*spins in circles chasing his tail in the opposite direction of CF to make the dizziness 'better'*

It needs some humping powers.

Can't be a sneak attack, 'cause everyone knows it's coming. Increased damage, or armor-piercing?

Mutants & Masterminds Template

Poodle

DEX +2 Poodles are agile.
WIS -4 Poodles are not thinkers and rarely consider the consequences of their actions.

Skills
Language (Yap)

Feats
Taunt A poodle's incessant yapping is enough to draw the ire of the most reserved.

Powers
Immunity 31 (Poison, Will Saves) Poodles have cast iron stomachs and can eat nearly anything. Their mind is a constant chaotic storm impenetrable to the concerns of reasoning beings.
Nauseate 5 A poodle lick is enough to nauseate lesser beings.

Complications
Punt Fodder

Sniff Bum 25 (possible cold damage +1)

*shares meds with the bi-polar poodle*

*pops a couple and rolls over on tummy, looking up at the puffy clouds*

They look like flying poodles, don't they? wowwwwwwwww....

Clinically Depressed Poodle wrote:

Cockapoo wrote:

*shudder* What exactly did Chirac do to you?

He....he....aaaaarrrrrgggghhhhh!

breaks down sobbing and reaches for his meds

*bites CDP*

*humps CDP to say 'sorry'*

Cockapoo wrote:

*shudder* What exactly did Chirac do to you?

He....he....aaaaarrrrrgggghhhhh!

breaks down sobbing and reaches for his meds

*licks CDP*

Bi-Polar Poodle - Happy wrote:

Cockapoo wrote:

Clinically Depressed Poodle wrote:

Sorry Snarky, but in my book nothing can make the frenchies more tolerable except watching them bleed from multiple puncture wounds.

*shudder* What exactly did Chirac do to you?

I spent the summer with those Frenchies and I'm perfectly fine.

No, we aren't! GRRRR!

We aren't?

Clinically Depressed Poodle wrote:

Sorry Snarky, but in my book nothing can make the frenchies more tolerable except watching them bleed from multiple puncture wounds.

*shudder* What exactly did Chirac do to you?

I spent the summer with those Frenchies and I'm perfectly fine.

YAP!

Bi-Polar Poodle - Happy wrote:

Celestial Healer wrote:

WHY AREN'T YOU STAYING IN THE POODLE THREAD??? GO AWAY!!!

Sad, puppy eyes

<Cautiously gets out of the CFP>

Awwww! Poor little doggy. Can we keep him? Huh? Can we? Angel Fish will take good care of him. He promises.

piddles with excitement

WHY AREN'T YOU STAYING IN THE POODLE THREAD??? GO AWAY!!!

Sad, puppy eyes

Looks up at strange car. Prances over to CH and starts humping his leg.

Yap!

*sighs*

This always seems to happen...

*dies*

Heads over to dead hippeh and urinates on his corpse. Scratches the ground behind him as he walks back to hump on CH some more

Bi-Polar Poodle - Happy wrote:

Db3's Astral Projection wrote:

Celestial Healer wrote:

Bi-Polar Poodle - Happy wrote:

Can't we all just get along?

*humps Celestial Healer*

Must... stay... lawful... good... must... not... kill... poodle...

It would be in self-defense. He is assualting you and you have a right as a Lawful being to defend yourself.

Humping isn't harmful. Humping is pleasurable. *gives CH 'come hither eyes' and keeps humping*

EDIT: Yipe!

Get back to your thread! It just so happens I prepared Slay Living today... All I need is a good touch attack. Oh what's that? You're wrapped around my leg? That should be easy then.

Poodles have the best touch attack on the Threads

Celestial Healer wrote:

Bi-Polar Poodle - Happy wrote:

Can't we all just get along?

*humps Celestial Healer*

Must... stay... lawful... good... must... not... kill... poodle...

It would be in self-defense. He is assualting you and you have a right as a Lawful being to defend yourself.

Humping isn't harmful. Humping is pleasurable. *gives CH 'come hither eyes' and keeps humping*

EDIT: Yipe!

Bi-Polar Poodle - Happy wrote:

Can't we all just get along?

*humps Celestial Healer*

Must... stay... lawful... good... must... not... kill... poodle...

Yay! *pulls out Yap Phone, and calls the other poodles* We got us a live one! *humps CH's leg harder*

Can't we all just get along?

*humps Celestial Healer*

Yap! *humps faster*

Bi-Polar Poodle - Happy wrote:

Hmm, better now.

*humps CDP and creates a conga line with Snarky*

*gets out the camcorder* You ever know when I might need to blackmail these mutts.

*humps JRHM*

Hmm, better now.

*humps CDP and creates a conga line with Snarky*

Bi-Polar Poodle wrote:

YAP!

Wanna switch meds with me?

I'm OK now. Thx.

YAP!