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Cockapoo wrote:
*joins the love train* YAP!

Choo! Choo! Cockapoo! *joins the line*


Snarky Poodle wrote:
Is today hump day?

Of course.

Every day is hump day when you're a poodle!


NCIS (No Canine Is Safe)

Scary show.


All Poodles Go To Heaven


Casablanca Poodle


Tail of Two Poodles


Beverly Hills Poodle


CourtFool wrote:
Bi-Polar Poodle - Happy wrote:
I watched that once and was afraid to go outside for a week. So I messed in the house.
Was it the Jack clubhouse?

....maybe....


Rusty the Poodle wrote:
Invasion of the Poodle Snatchers

I watched that once and was afraid to go outside for a week. So I messed in the house.


The Poodle and I


Inglorious PoodleTurds


CourtFool wrote:

Licks Clinically Depressed Poodle.

It is almost over. Yesterday was pretty rough. I am thinking I need a break from the forums.

*licks CF*


Dear Jack,

I think I've become addicted to humping. What should I do?

- BP Poodle


Shadow Pelt wrote:
CourtFool wrote:
Have I mentioned recently that dogs are so much better than cats?

*leaps down from nearby tree and pins CF with sharp claws*

You were saying?

*humps Shadow Pelt while it plays with the Boss*


Ambrosia Slaad wrote:
Yankee Poodle wrote:
Ambrosia Slaad wrote:
CourtFool wrote:
That is just how we roll. Get your stink on.
Just recovering from choking to death on coffee thanks to you, you inglorious basterd. ;)
Yay, Boss! YAP!
Oops! That shoulda been Just recovering from NEARLY choking to death on coffee thanks to you, you inglorious basterd. ;) Sorry to get anyone's hopes up.

*humps Ambrosia's leg*

EDIT: New page, starting with a hump! YAP!


I like getting my picture taken...


Moorluck wrote:

Why do I even bother going to the "pet store"? It makes me want to do very, very, very unChristian things.

Note to self: Need more therepy.

Take me home!


Clinically Depressed Poodle wrote:
Thanks boss!

Guessing it wasn't a french lick. :)


POODLE PILE!!!!


CourtFool wrote:
Hot MILH

That doggy has style. Woof!


CourtFool wrote:

Is it Talk Like a Pirate day yet?

Grrrr…er…I mean, Arrrrr.

Maybe, Cap'n. picture


CourtFool wrote:
Back away from Llamafrog. I vouch for him.

In that case....

*humps Llamafrog*


Clinically Depressed Poodle wrote:
takes his meds and curls up in the corner for a nap

Mmmmm.....medddddddddssss


Cockapoo wrote:
Llamafrog wrote:
Arf!
Meow!

*humps the poodle with the speech impediment*


Snarky Poodle wrote:
*humps Bi-Polar Poodle*

Ooh! Massage therapy works too.

*humps Rusty the Poodle*


*spins in circles chasing his tail in the opposite direction of CF to make the dizziness 'better'*


Snarky Poodle wrote:
It needs some humping powers.

Can't be a sneak attack, 'cause everyone knows it's coming. Increased damage, or armor-piercing?


CourtFool wrote:

Mutants & Masterminds Template

Poodle

DEX +2 Poodles are agile.
WIS -4 Poodles are not thinkers and rarely consider the consequences of their actions.

Skills
Language (Yap)

Feats
Taunt A poodle's incessant yapping is enough to draw the ire of the most reserved.

Powers
Immunity 31 (Poison, Will Saves) Poodles have cast iron stomachs and can eat nearly anything. Their mind is a constant chaotic storm impenetrable to the concerns of reasoning beings.
Nauseate 5 A poodle lick is enough to nauseate lesser beings.

Complications
Punt Fodder

Sniff Bum 25 (possible cold damage +1)


Clinically Depressed Poodle wrote:
*shares meds with the bi-polar poodle*

*pops a couple and rolls over on tummy, looking up at the puffy clouds*

They look like flying poodles, don't they? wowwwwwwwww....


Bi-Polar Poodle - Not so Happy wrote:
Clinically Depressed Poodle wrote:
Cockapoo wrote:
*shudder* What exactly did Chirac do to you?

He....he....aaaaarrrrrgggghhhhh!

breaks down sobbing and reaches for his meds

*bites CDP*

*humps CDP to say 'sorry'*


Clinically Depressed Poodle wrote:
Cockapoo wrote:
*shudder* What exactly did Chirac do to you?

He....he....aaaaarrrrrgggghhhhh!

breaks down sobbing and reaches for his meds

*licks CDP*


Bi-Polar Poodle - Not so Happy wrote:
Bi-Polar Poodle - Happy wrote:
Cockapoo wrote:
Clinically Depressed Poodle wrote:
Sorry Snarky, but in my book nothing can make the frenchies more tolerable except watching them bleed from multiple puncture wounds.
*shudder* What exactly did Chirac do to you?
I spent the summer with those Frenchies and I'm perfectly fine.
No, we aren't! GRRRR!

We aren't?


Cockapoo wrote:
Clinically Depressed Poodle wrote:
Sorry Snarky, but in my book nothing can make the frenchies more tolerable except watching them bleed from multiple puncture wounds.
*shudder* What exactly did Chirac do to you?

I spent the summer with those Frenchies and I'm perfectly fine.


YAP!


Celestial Follower wrote:
Bi-Polar Poodle - Happy wrote:
Celestial Healer wrote:
WHY AREN'T YOU STAYING IN THE POODLE THREAD??? GO AWAY!!!
Sad, puppy eyes

<Cautiously gets out of the CFP>

Awwww! Poor little doggy. Can we keep him? Huh? Can we? Angel Fish will take good care of him. He promises.

piddles with excitement


Celestial Healer wrote:
WHY AREN'T YOU STAYING IN THE POODLE THREAD??? GO AWAY!!!

Sad, puppy eyes


Looks up at strange car. Prances over to CH and starts humping his leg.

Yap!


dang hippeh wrote:

*sighs*

This always seems to happen...

*dies*

Heads over to dead hippeh and urinates on his corpse. Scratches the ground behind him as he walks back to hump on CH some more


Celestial Healer wrote:
Bi-Polar Poodle - Happy wrote:
Db3's Astral Projection wrote:
Celestial Healer wrote:
Bi-Polar Poodle - Happy wrote:

Can't we all just get along?

*humps Celestial Healer*

Must... stay... lawful... good... must... not... kill... poodle...
It would be in self-defense. He is assualting you and you have a right as a Lawful being to defend yourself.

Humping isn't harmful. Humping is pleasurable. *gives CH 'come hither eyes' and keeps humping*

EDIT: Yipe!

Get back to your thread! It just so happens I prepared Slay Living today... All I need is a good touch attack. Oh what's that? You're wrapped around my leg? That should be easy then.

Poodles have the best touch attack on the Threads


Db3's Astral Projection wrote:
Celestial Healer wrote:
Bi-Polar Poodle - Happy wrote:

Can't we all just get along?

*humps Celestial Healer*

Must... stay... lawful... good... must... not... kill... poodle...
It would be in self-defense. He is assualting you and you have a right as a Lawful being to defend yourself.

Humping isn't harmful. Humping is pleasurable. *gives CH 'come hither eyes' and keeps humping*

EDIT: Yipe!


Celestial Healer wrote:
Bi-Polar Poodle - Happy wrote:

Can't we all just get along?

*humps Celestial Healer*

Must... stay... lawful... good... must... not... kill... poodle...

Yay! *pulls out Yap Phone, and calls the other poodles* We got us a live one! *humps CH's leg harder*


Can't we all just get along?

*humps Celestial Healer*


Yap! *humps faster*


Jack's Right Hand Man wrote:
Bi-Polar Poodle - Happy wrote:

Hmm, better now.

*humps CDP and creates a conga line with Snarky*

*gets out the camcorder* You ever know when I might need to blackmail these mutts.

*humps JRHM*


Hmm, better now.

*humps CDP and creates a conga line with Snarky*


Clinically Depressed Poodle wrote:
Bi-Polar Poodle wrote:
YAP!
Wanna switch meds with me?

I'm OK now. Thx.


YAP!

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