Bi-Polar Poodle - Happy's page

I was pounded once......

I like it when you talk dirty.

*'pounds' CDP*

To Nuke a thread

or not to
that is the question
is it nobler to ignore the poodles
or participate
or kick them like a Jack?

One of us! One of us!

*humps CJ*

I'm so excited I could just...

*piddles on carpet*

The Monday Monster wrote:

I'll tell you what CDP. I'll make you second. Or perhaps 1A or 1B. Is that better?

Not really, but I guess that's what you get for being unloved.

'Luvs' CDP

Oh, yeah. Hope I'm not too tired to 'luv' MoMo tomorrow.

Bi-Polar Poodle - Happy wrote:

The Monday Monster wrote:

Clinically Depressed Poodle wrote:

You can drive? How? You've got no hands. Are you telekinetic? Is that it?

I....want......you.......so.......badly

Buy him a bone and he's yours!

Let's see how horny you'll be this Monday. You'll be the first. Muhahahahaha!!!!!

Woohoo!

*rolls in a fresh landmine for the special occasion*

Clinically Depressed Poodle wrote:

You can drive? How? You've got no hands. Are you telekinetic? Is that it?

I....want......you.......so.......badly

Buy him a bone and he's yours!

Jack's Right Hand Man wrote:

Hiya Poodles. It's been awhile since I've been around. Are you ready for a punting? *tries to move* Wait a minute. Damn, I'm outta power and there isn't a beer in sight.

Ahem... ** spoiler omitted **

This story makes me happy!

humps Miss Kitty

AAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGHHHHHHHH!!!

licks CDP

Bi-Polar Poodle - Happy wrote:

Yankee Poodle wrote:

The Monday Monster wrote:

Llama Prophet wrote:

Is this how time normally passes... really slowly... in the right order?

Hit that TuMo my loyal minion!

FIFY

Don't mind if I do.

humps TuMo

I'd hit that...

Told you.

I got yer back!

humps LP's backside

The Monday Monster wrote:

Llama Prophet wrote:

Is this how time normally passes... really slowly... in the right order?

Hit that TuMo my loyal minion!

FIFY

Don't mind if I do.

humps TuMo

I'd hit that...

piddles on the carpet

*sniffs fresh puddle*

*passed out under the couch after using massive amounts of Miss Kitty's catnip*

*sniffs at passed out Cockapoo*

*unable to get good humping traction under the couch, heads over to hump slow hippeh*

YIP!

The Monday Monster wrote:

Don't worry about me. I have very safe investments. I have a lot of stock in Poodle Pelts, which distributes pelts to the colder layers of the Abyss. Plus, I have a lot of Poodle souls stored safely in case the economy collapses.

When E.F. MoMo talks, people listen?

The Monday Monster wrote:

Oh, btw *punt*.

ROWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWR- {lands in bookcase}

*ignores kitty*

CourtFool wrote:

He does not seem to appreciate the humping. Maybe next Monday would could pretend to actually be afraid of him. What do you think? I could tremble and piddle on the floor.

I could be sad. :(

I could be happy that he's visiting us.

*humps JRHM*

YIP!

Urizen wrote:

Moorluck wrote:

Where'd da badgah go?

You hated him right off of Fawtl! Your powers have increased with time! <insert thematic music>

My hate can drive people from the boards?

In that case I hate...
** spoiler omitted **.... let's see if I can make it happen again. :)

*humps the LPM*

YIP!

And there was this guy, and he was like all offensive and stuff, and he wouldn't listen to anyone else, 'cause he was , like all hopped up on some thing he called a soapbox, and he wouldn't get off, or like let anyone else have a turn, so everybody else had to get their own soapbox, and pretty soon, the whole thread was full of soapboxes and they were shouting at each other, so i said, 'Hey! We have all these soapboxes and we can have a derby!' Then this mean guy he said 'Go away' all tough and like, so I started to cry then he laughed at me, which made me cry some more, but it was a fake cry, 'cause I was actually laughing so hard that I cried and I wetted my diaper too.

Can anyone change me? I think I pooted too.

*sniffs diaper*

YIPE!

Mouthy Upstart wrote:

There's too much humping' 'n' moanin' on these boards.

Fixed.

See?

*humps Moorluck*

There's too much pissin' 'n' moanin' on these boards.

What do you expect with all those shrubs and poodle booty around? ;P

Mmmmmm...poodle booty....

Urizen wrote:

Urizen wrote:

Geesh. Courtfool is at it again.

the boss has all the moves!

The boards are breakin'!

Urizen wrote:

Geesh. Courtfool is at it again.

the boss has all the moves!

I'm not.

Secretly watches his friend Angsty get hummped by poodles

*sneaks up behind EMU and humps him/her/it*

Even better - The look on Manning's face when he got picked off for a defensive TD. It was the same look when I refused to hump him last year. Some poodles have standards. Low ones, but they're there.

*leaves a landmine in his helmet though*

decoy poodle explodes almost killing bi-polar poodle

Wow! I've told that I'm good, but I've never been told I was that good.

YAP!

Figures. Those lines don't even work for the Jacks.

Hump what your momma gave you!

If I said you had a beautiful body would you hold it against me?

Ooh, the silent type...

How you doin'?

*eyeballs the new poodle*

Yankee Poodle wrote:

She has SLIPPERS?!!!!

I thought that is what we called Clinically Depressed Poodle's meds.

Cat on a hot tin roofie? Sounds like a sandwich. YUMMM!

Miss Kitty wrote:

What? {sniffs self: smells of wine, stale clove cigarettes, anchovies, and patchouli} I smell fine!

I want to roll on you.

I want to kick dirt on her, then roll on her.

Llamafrog wrote:

Humping a cat is just as good as chasing or or yaping at it. Its a great way to release stress and negative thoughts!

Now I have cat cravings...

{hides in the ethereal, hopes none of the poodles has ghost touch ability}

Cockapoo wrote:

OOH! Give it to me hard you damn dirty ape!

choking and coughing from diet cola in the lungs

*sniff* I think I smell a bad kitty. A real Bad Kitty. But where is it?

Cockapoo wrote:

OOH! Give it to me hard you damn dirty ape!

You guys did it. You really did it. You turned me on!

*Runs around, yelping*

Jack Hammer wrote:

JH knows your weakness, Poodle Lord. reaches over and scratches CourtFool itchy spot, making him kick his leg in uncontrollable ecstasy.

The only alternative to coexistence is codestruction. I am glad to see it finally sink in for the Jacks.

Destroys a squeaky toy.

Grrr.....it moved....

runs into the thread being chased by a carnivorous lily pad

Yipe!

barks at the lily pads that obscure the waters of the Frog Pond, hiding the evil that lurks below its calm surface

CourtFool wrote:

I wouldn't except they seem to be the overwhelming majority. The reason I said I would be posting less (despite evidence thus far to the contrary) was I found a place where the majority seems more aligned with my style.

I can not post there from work, so I am stuck here in Drama Queen Hell.

As long as it's not 'the Den'. *faints dramatically*

*humps Yankee Poodle*

Sebastian wrote:

Hmmm...desk drawer full of Halloween candy stolen from the kids. Many sugar highs to follow...

...followed by sugar crashes. He's gonna be a real bi-polar pony.

Freedom?

But a happy bi-polar pony. For a while.

grabs hold of hat and initiates game of tug of war

Well, they do taste better than the meds.....

Almost as good as landmines.

*munches on dried landmine*

Sorry boss, I'm not sure what came over me. Ever since I took my meds a little while ago.....

double-checks bottle

Hey! Who substituted Skittles for my meds....?

Aren't the colors purty?

I think she was on the cover of last month's PlayPoodle.

*searches for last month's copy of PlayPoodle*

stops licking Yankee Poodle and drops a big landmine

sniffs landmine

Oh no! You can't fool me Yankee!

keeps licking

humps CDP while he's distracted

Did I scare everyone away?

sneaks up and humps CDP

Thought you were alone? YAP!

SQUEEKY!

Nom nom nom

coughs up a hairball

eats hairball

*joins the love train* YAP!

Choo! Choo! Cockapoo! *joins the line*