paizo.com Favorited Posts by Berseliuspaizo.com Favorited Posts by Berselius2024-03-18T17:22:37Z2024-03-18T17:22:37ZRe: Forums/Pathfinder Second Edition: General Discussion: Paizo Blog: The emGodsrain Prophecies/em Part FiveBerseliushttps://paizo.com/community/blog/v5748dyo6siis&page=3?The-Godsrain-Prophecies-Part-Five#1292024-03-11T01:02:57Z2024-03-09T04:21:54Z<div class="messageboard-quotee">Anorak wrote:</div><blockquote><br />
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<div class="messageboard-quotee">Elfteiroh wrote:</div><blockquote><p> So... A beast that could eat gods, but have yet to do so before eating Erastil... Anyone else remember <a href="https://paizo.com/community/blog/v5748dyo6she0?Tales-of-Lost-Omens-The-Dying-Wish" target="_blank" rel="nofollow">Five Points/Eyes from a couple years ago</a>? And how it was <a href="https://paizo.com/community/blog/v5748dyo6shk6?Tales-Of-Lost-Omens-The-First-Of-Many" target="_blank" rel="nofollow">hinted at in more than one web fiction</a>, but it never came back? It was eating dragons as snacks... :O
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</blockquote><p>This would be awesome if it turns out to be the Ko’kquali
<p>This line here from the Five Points: <b>“It all reads like a prophecy,” grunted Newt, the last word dripping, poisonous.</b></blockquote><p>O_O...holy INHERITOR! Could Paizo have been setting this up for YEARS? O_oAnorak wrote:Elfteiroh wrote:So... A beast that could eat gods, but have yet to do so before eating Erastil... Anyone else remember Five Points/Eyes from a couple years ago? And how it was hinted at in more than one web fiction, but it never came back? It was eating dragons as snacks... :O
This would be awesome if it turns out to be the Ko’kquali This line here from the Five Points: “It all reads like a prophecy,” grunted Newt, the last word dripping, poisonous.O_O...holy INHERITOR! Could...Berselius2024-03-09T04:21:54ZRe: Forums/Pathfinder Second Edition: General Discussion: Paizo Blog: The emGodsrain Prophecies/em Part FourBerseliushttps://paizo.com/community/blog/v5748dyo6siik&page=2?The-Godsrain-Prophecies-Part-Four#642024-03-04T09:03:03Z2024-02-28T22:12:21Z<p>A bit bizzare that undead all over Golarion would be made far more numerous and prominent with the dead of the Godddess of Undeath! You'd think if anything that they'd be weakened by the death of Urgathoa. Also the end of the prophecy indicates that Urgathoa may not be truly DEAD? How does a Deity avoid their own death AFTER they've been SLAIN? Truly bizzare ...</p>A bit bizzare that undead all over Golarion would be made far more numerous and prominent with the dead of the Godddess of Undeath! You'd think if anything that they'd be weakened by the death of Urgathoa. Also the end of the prophecy indicates that Urgathoa may not be truly DEAD? How does a Deity avoid their own death AFTER they've been SLAIN? Truly bizzare ...Berselius2024-02-28T22:12:21ZRe: Forums/Pathfinder Second Edition: General Discussion: Paizo Blog: Tian Xia Days: A Single Drop of WaterBerseliushttps://paizo.com/community/blog/v5748dyo6siij?Tian-Xia-Days-A-Single-Drop-of-Water#82024-02-28T18:09:30Z2024-02-27T22:08:02Z<p>I mean, it's nice that they made up and are still happily in love but that was SOMEONE'S cabbage cart and that building had owners so, yeah, you'd think they'd be concerned with all the damage they caused and offer to pay for the repairs. Sheesh, Grandmasters these days....:(</p>I mean, it's nice that they made up and are still happily in love but that was SOMEONE'S cabbage cart and that building had owners so, yeah, you'd think they'd be concerned with all the damage they caused and offer to pay for the repairs. Sheesh, Grandmasters these days....:(Berselius2024-02-27T22:08:02ZRe: Forums/Pathfinder Second Edition: General Discussion: Paizo Blog: Iconic Encounter: Ties of ShadowBerseliushttps://paizo.com/community/blog/v5748dyo6sift?Iconic-Encounter-Ties-of-Shadow#102023-11-02T15:06:21Z2023-11-02T14:19:32Z<div class="messageboard-quotee">Elfteiroh wrote:</div><blockquote> <div class="messageboard-quotee">Berselius wrote:</div><blockquote> So, wait a sec, was Feiya's traumatized memories being given life via the Ley Line which was causing the cloak to animate and strangling people? Or was the cloak just a cursed magical item and was killing people? If it's the former then I think Feiya and Lem might want to book it out of there really damn fast! </blockquote>Either way... Cursed items are hard to identify... try convincing the shop keeper he was selling a cursed item without knowing, AFTER it was destroyed. :P </blockquote><p>Considering the shop owner's item may be responsible for several deaths in that town I'd be less angry at Lem and Feiya for a wrecked magical item and more freaked out that the town might blame me for those people dying! Of course, he might just try and pin the blame on our two intrepid heroes but if Lem has shown us anything it's his ability to win over a crowd. ;)Elfteiroh wrote:Berselius wrote: So, wait a sec, was Feiya's traumatized memories being given life via the Ley Line which was causing the cloak to animate and strangling people? Or was the cloak just a cursed magical item and was killing people? If it's the former then I think Feiya and Lem might want to book it out of there really damn fast!
Either way... Cursed items are hard to identify... try convincing the shop keeper he was selling a cursed item without knowing, AFTER it was destroyed....Berselius2023-11-02T14:19:32ZRe: Forums/Pathfinder Second Edition: General Discussion: Paizo Blog: Iconic Encounter: Warmth from the HeartBerseliushttps://paizo.com/community/blog/v5748dyo6sif2?Iconic-Encounter-Warmth-from-the-Heart#102023-10-14T22:09:19Z2023-10-12T15:02:57Z<p>I LOVE THIS! YOON IS SO AWESOME AND COOL! THANK YOU PAIZO! :D</p>I LOVE THIS! YOON IS SO AWESOME AND COOL! THANK YOU PAIZO! :DBerselius2023-10-12T15:02:57ZRe: Forums/Pathfinder Second Edition: General Discussion: Paizo Blog: Pathfinder Playtest: Halfway There!Berseliushttps://paizo.com/community/blog/v5748dyo6siej?Pathfinder-Playtest-Halfway-There#202023-09-25T14:08:46Z2023-09-21T02:12:27Z<p>Me: WE'RE HALF WAY THERRRREEEE! WOOOOAAAAHHHH...LIVIN ON A PRRRRAYYYEEERRR!</p>
<p>(turns around and GF is standing right there looking at me with a raised eyebrow)</p>Me: WE'RE HALF WAY THERRRREEEE! WOOOOAAAAHHHH...LIVIN ON A PRRRRAYYYEEERRR!
(turns around and GF is standing right there looking at me with a raised eyebrow)Berselius2023-09-21T02:12:27ZRe: Forums/Pathfinder Second Edition: General Discussion: Paizo Blog: Player Core Preview: The Wizard, RemasteredBerseliushttps://paizo.com/community/blog/v5748dyo6sieh&page=2?Player-Core-Preview-The-Wizard-Remastered#962023-09-21T03:10:33Z2023-09-20T17:02:18Z<p>My GF is currently playing a feather boa draped high society half-elf enchanter who acts as an information broker and hooboy has she been a LIFE SAVER for our party! The only twist is my Paladin has literally had to be her knight in shinning armor on two occasions (aka rescuing her when our foes have actually managed to kidnap her...but not before she manages to cook a few of them with a well placed lightning bolt spell ^_~).</p>
<p>In short, Wizards are FUN TO PLAY and I cannot wait to see what Paizo has in store for us! :D</p>My GF is currently playing a feather boa draped high society half-elf enchanter who acts as an information broker and hooboy has she been a LIFE SAVER for our party! The only twist is my Paladin has literally had to be her knight in shinning armor on two occasions (aka rescuing her when our foes have actually managed to kidnap her...but not before she manages to cook a few of them with a well placed lightning bolt spell ^_~).
In short, Wizards are FUN TO PLAY and I cannot wait to see what...Berselius2023-09-20T17:02:18ZForums/Pathfinder Second Edition: General Discussion: We MIGHT have gone too FAR!Berseliushttps://paizo.com/threads/rzs43sjv?We-MIGHT-have-gone-too-FAR#12023-03-22T14:16:09Z2023-03-21T23:00:03Z<p>Our sorceress (using a Luck Blade while drunk): I WISH THE NEXT TIME QUEEN ABROGAIL THRUNE THE 2ND OF CHELIAX WAKES UP FROM SLEEP SHE IS COVERED HEAD TO TOE WITH HUNDREDS OF FOUL-SMELLING TARANTULAS!</p>
<p>...our PC's are now being hunted by DOZENS of Salikotals!</p>Our sorceress (using a Luck Blade while drunk): I WISH THE NEXT TIME QUEEN ABROGAIL THRUNE THE 2ND OF CHELIAX WAKES UP FROM SLEEP SHE IS COVERED HEAD TO TOE WITH HUNDREDS OF FOUL-SMELLING TARANTULAS!
...our PC's are now being hunted by DOZENS of Salikotals!Berselius2023-03-21T23:00:03ZRe: Forums/Paizo: General Discussion: Paizo Blog: Paizo Magic Sale!Berseliushttps://paizo.com/community/blog/v5748dyo6si9f?Paizo-Magic-Sale#102023-03-30T07:22:02Z2023-03-21T21:45:06Z<p>Kind of hoping we do get some statblocks of Golarion's most famous and iconic characters one day.</p>Kind of hoping we do get some statblocks of Golarion's most famous and iconic characters one day.Berselius2023-03-21T21:45:06ZForums: Rules Questions: Immortality?Berseliushttps://paizo.com/threads/rzs43rln?Immortality#12023-10-21T03:39:59Z2023-02-20T21:16:02Z<p>Can anyone with the time needed to do so list ways any PC can achieve immortality in Pathfinder 1st Edition? I know Wizards have an arcane discovery to achieve immortality at 20th level but I'm not sure if there are any other ways to achieve it?</p>Can anyone with the time needed to do so list ways any PC can achieve immortality in Pathfinder 1st Edition? I know Wizards have an arcane discovery to achieve immortality at 20th level but I'm not sure if there are any other ways to achieve it?Berselius2023-02-20T21:16:02ZRe: Forums/Paizo: General Discussion: Paizo Blog: Uplifting voices for Black History Month 2023Berseliushttps://paizo.com/community/blog/v5748dyo6si8q?Uplifting-voices-for-Black-History-Month-2023#82023-02-16T16:31:59Z2023-02-16T05:47:03Z<p>Has it ever been explained how Jatembe achieved his longevity?</p>Has it ever been explained how Jatembe achieved his longevity?Berselius2023-02-16T05:47:03ZRe: Forums: Product Discussion: Pathfinder Adventure Path: Fists of the Ruby Phoenix Special EditionBerseliushttps://paizo.com/products/btq02ecc/discuss?Pathfinder-Adventure-Path-Fists-of-the-Ruby-Phoenix-Special-Edition#252023-01-30T22:32:56Z2023-01-30T21:24:31Z<p>Okay, thanks James. Looking forward to when Paizo starts working on Mythic rules so we can get statblocks for both Mythic NPC's as well as the monsters of legend that are the Kaiju! :D</p>Okay, thanks James. Looking forward to when Paizo starts working on Mythic rules so we can get statblocks for both Mythic NPC's as well as the monsters of legend that are the Kaiju! :DBerselius2023-01-30T21:24:31ZRe: Forums/Paizo: General Discussion: Changes to OGL and Effect on Paizo/other OGL companiesBerseliushttps://paizo.com/threads/rzs43qfp&page=8?Changes-to-OGL-and-Effect-on-Paizoother-OGL#3922023-01-10T15:28:48Z2023-01-10T10:25:09Z<p>Has Paizo put out an official statement yet about this? I'm guessing their having to consult with their lawyers and also possibly negotiate quite a bit with Hasbro/WotC before they can do so.</p>Has Paizo put out an official statement yet about this? I'm guessing their having to consult with their lawyers and also possibly negotiate quite a bit with Hasbro/WotC before they can do so.Berselius2023-01-10T10:25:09ZForums: Website Feedback: Happy Holidays to all the Paizo Staff! :DBerseliushttps://paizo.com/threads/rzs43pzv?Happy-Holidays-to-all-the-Paizo-Staff-D#12022-12-20T17:23:15Z2022-12-06T17:08:37Z<p>Happy holidays to all the staff at Paizo and also everyone else here! :D</p>
<p>May your holidays be filled with family, friends, good food, and good times! (GIVES MANY HUGS TO ALL OF YA) ^_^</p>Happy holidays to all the staff at Paizo and also everyone else here! :D
May your holidays be filled with family, friends, good food, and good times! (GIVES MANY HUGS TO ALL OF YA) ^_^Berselius2022-12-06T17:08:37ZRe: Forums: Starfinder General Discussion: Paizo Blog: Meet The Iconics: KyyduhBerseliushttps://paizo.com/community/blog/v5748dyo6si6j?Meet-The-Iconics-Kyyduh#22022-11-13T07:41:28Z2022-11-09T21:35:23Z<div class="messageboard-quotee">Sparrowhawk_92 wrote:</div><blockquote> I love seeing the ADHD (or the Pahtra equivalent) representation in this piece. Always love to meet a new iconic.</blockquote><p>100% agree. I'm glad we have a Starfinder iconic now with a disability. I have both Tourette Syndrome and Schizophrenia and it's been hard to get other people all throughout my life to understand me and not laugh at me or get angry with me. Seeing a tabletop rpg iconic character's story of going through this very same ordeal and triumphing makes my day feel good.Sparrowhawk_92 wrote:I love seeing the ADHD (or the Pahtra equivalent) representation in this piece. Always love to meet a new iconic.
100% agree. I'm glad we have a Starfinder iconic now with a disability. I have both Tourette Syndrome and Schizophrenia and it's been hard to get other people all throughout my life to understand me and not laugh at me or get angry with me. Seeing a tabletop rpg iconic character's story of going through this very same ordeal and triumphing makes my day feel...Berselius2022-11-09T21:35:23ZRe: Forums/Pathfinder Second Edition: General Discussion: Paizo Blog: Cook Up Some Impossible Lands Cuisine!Berseliushttps://paizo.com/community/blog/v5748dyo6si6c?Cook-Up-Some-Impossible-Lands-Cuisine#72022-11-04T11:44:43Z2022-11-03T23:37:02Z<div class="messageboard-quotee">Unicore wrote:</div><blockquote> Who is making pun of this situation?</blockquote><p>YOUR ONLY MAKING THIS WORSE FOR YOUR SELF!Unicore wrote:Who is making pun of this situation?
YOUR ONLY MAKING THIS WORSE FOR YOUR SELF!Berselius2022-11-03T23:37:02ZRe: Forums/Pathfinder Second Edition: General Discussion: Paizo Blog: Cook Up Some Impossible Lands Cuisine!Berseliushttps://paizo.com/community/blog/v5748dyo6si6c?Cook-Up-Some-Impossible-Lands-Cuisine#42022-11-06T07:55:26Z2022-11-03T12:00:15Z<div class="messageboard-quotee">Unicore wrote:</div><blockquote> Does this mean there are Zom-Bees in Geb? </blockquote><p>BAD PUN! TWENTY MINUTES IN THE BOX!Unicore wrote:Does this mean there are Zom-Bees in Geb?
BAD PUN! TWENTY MINUTES IN THE BOX!Berselius2022-11-03T12:00:15ZForums: Conversions: Pathfinder RPG Celestials converted to D&D 5e?Berseliushttps://paizo.com/threads/rzs43p7c?Pathfinder-RPG-Celestials-converted-to-DD-5e#12022-10-30T08:10:50Z2022-10-21T23:22:28Z<p>Does anyone know if a 3rd party has ever converted Pathfinder RPG specific Celestial monsters (aka Agathions, Angels, Archons, and Azata) into D&D 5e monster stats?</p>Does anyone know if a 3rd party has ever converted Pathfinder RPG specific Celestial monsters (aka Agathions, Angels, Archons, and Azata) into D&D 5e monster stats?Berselius2022-10-21T23:22:28ZRe: Forums/Rage of Elements Playtest: General Discussion: Paizo Blog: Kineticist Playtest AnalysisBerseliushttps://paizo.com/community/blog/v5748dyo6si5l?Kineticist-Playtest-Analysis#472022-11-06T11:04:09Z2022-10-06T16:00:10Z<div class="messageboard-quotee">keftiu wrote:</div><blockquote> <div class="messageboard-quotee">Berselius wrote:</div><blockquote> But wait, if the Plane of Metal and Plane of Wood are actually elemental planes now, do they have Elemental Lords as well? What about prominent settlements? I imagine the Elemental Plane of Wood would be especially habitable for sentient life. </blockquote><p>If you didn’t click through the stream, I believe what was said is that the elemental lords of Metal and Wood “retreated” after the schism between the good and evil lords of the other elements. Their return is somehow tied to Ranginori’s freedom; 2e canon is currently contradictory on if the other Good elemental lords have likewise gotten out of their bindings.
<p>My current hypothesis is they Metal and Wood lords be Law/Chaos duos, just to be different.</blockquote><p>THANK YOUUUUUU KEFTIU! :D
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(gives many cookies)</p>keftiu wrote:Berselius wrote: But wait, if the Plane of Metal and Plane of Wood are actually elemental planes now, do they have Elemental Lords as well? What about prominent settlements? I imagine the Elemental Plane of Wood would be especially habitable for sentient life.
If you didn’t click through the stream, I believe what was said is that the elemental lords of Metal and Wood “retreated” after the schism between the good and evil lords of the other elements. Their return is somehow tied...Berselius2022-10-06T16:00:10ZRe: Forums/Rage of Elements Playtest: General Discussion: Paizo Blog: Kineticist Playtest AnalysisBerseliushttps://paizo.com/community/blog/v5748dyo6si5l?Kineticist-Playtest-Analysis#302022-11-06T11:02:48Z2022-10-06T02:00:22Z<p>But wait, if the Plane of Metal and Plane of Wood are actually elemental planes now, do they have Elemental Lords as well? What about prominent settlements? I imagine the Elemental Plane of Wood would be especially habitable for sentient life.</p>But wait, if the Plane of Metal and Plane of Wood are actually elemental planes now, do they have Elemental Lords as well? What about prominent settlements? I imagine the Elemental Plane of Wood would be especially habitable for sentient life.Berselius2022-10-06T02:00:22ZForums: Homebrew and House Rules: If you could add five companions to Owlcat's WotR!Berseliushttps://paizo.com/threads/rzs43oqx?If-you-could-add-five-companions-to-Owlcats-WotR#12022-09-24T12:34:49Z2022-09-24T01:52:36Z<p>(Note: My apologies Mods if this is in the wrong forum as I could not find an forum for Owlcat's two Pathfinder games. If this is in the wrong forum then please if you can put it in the right forum with my thanks.)</p>
<p>If you could add five unique companions to Owlcat's Wrath of the Righteous game what companions would you add? Add as much about them as you want! Here's mine:</p>
<p><b>Thorfynn:</b> Male Human Fighter (Aldori Defender)/Aldori Swordlord
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<i>A male human Aldori Swordlord who is seeking a reason to live in defending others after having lost everything he cared about when he fought with a petty despot and his bandits in the River Kingdoms. His skill with a blade is known throughout Mendev and even demons have come to fear the cold iron of his dual-wielded style of aldori swordplay.</i></p>
<p><b>Hilda:</b> Female Dwarf Cleric (Crusader) of Torag
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<i>A female dwarven priestess of Torag who was devoted to aiding the cause of the Worldwound crusaders but now suffers from a broken heart as her husband and son were both slain by Khorramzadeh, the Storm King while helping to defend the citizens of Kenabres from a demonic invasion. Whether or not justice for the slain or vengeance against the wicked will offer her solace remains to be seen in this dire time.</i></p>
<p><b>Karla:</b> Female Human Witch/Winter Witch
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<i>A female Jadwiga white witch of Irrisen who was exiled for defying her sisters and continuing to issue warnings about the threat of the Worldwound. Still bitterly cold about her exile, she has traveled far to the Worldwound forsaking the bloodbond of family and homeland alike to possibly seek a new life in defending a land her own people cared nothing about.</i></p>
<p><b>Galen:</b> Male Elf Wizard (Spell Master)
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<i>A male elf from the Mordant Spire who has defied his kin and traveled to the Worldwound after receiving visions of an immense doom of demonic nature looming over the world. Though his brothers and sisters have sent many magical missives and summons for him to return, he has chosen to heed his visions and travel to the Worldwound to give what magical aid his old elven bones can muster.</i></p>
<p><b>Grecka:</b> Female Half-orc Shaman (Witch Doctor)
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<i>An oddity among the crusaders of the Worldwound yet praised for her devotion to aid the injured (in both body and mind alike), she long sought to escape her traumatic past of growing up in the Hold of Belkzen. Yet soon afterwards she felt the comforting call of benevolant spirits who gave her the power to heal as well as to combat evil. Filled with new strength and purpose, she now makes a stand with the crusaders of Mendev against the vile evil of the abyss.</i></p>(Note: My apologies Mods if this is in the wrong forum as I could not find an forum for Owlcat's two Pathfinder games. If this is in the wrong forum then please if you can put it in the right forum with my thanks.)
If you could add five unique companions to Owlcat's Wrath of the Righteous game what companions would you add? Add as much about them as you want! Here's mine:
Thorfynn: Male Human Fighter (Aldori Defender)/Aldori Swordlord
A male human Aldori Swordlord who is seeking a reason to...Berselius2022-09-24T01:52:36ZRe: Forums/Organized Play: General Discussion: Paizo Blog: September 2022 Organized Play Scenario PreviewsBerseliushttps://paizo.com/community/blog/v5748dyo6si57?September-2022-Organized-Play-Scenario-Previews#82022-09-25T20:07:03Z2022-09-23T15:02:12Z<p>Ooooo...my GF in our Starfinder group will love this as she plays a feather boa draped celebrity singer/dancer who wears outrageous outfits and puts on fantastic performances for the crowds but is secretly a spy drumming up support for a resistance movement against the Azlanti Star Empire. :D</p>Ooooo...my GF in our Starfinder group will love this as she plays a feather boa draped celebrity singer/dancer who wears outrageous outfits and puts on fantastic performances for the crowds but is secretly a spy drumming up support for a resistance movement against the Azlanti Star Empire. :DBerselius2022-09-23T15:02:12ZForums/Pathfinder Second Edition: General Discussion: The insane crazy acts of one Il'setsya Wyrmtouched.Berseliushttps://paizo.com/threads/rzs43n9s?The-insane-crazy-acts-of-one-Ilsetsya#12022-07-20T11:17:11Z2022-07-20T00:08:13Z<p>What utterly crazy acts has Il'setsya Wyrmtouched done over her incalculably wacky and zanny life so far?</p>
<p>I’M GLAD YOU ASKED!</p>
<p>(puts on reading glasses)</p>
<p>(unfurls impossibly long scroll)</p>
<p>There was the time Il'setsya used a wish spell to transform the high priestess of Zon-Kuthon in the nation of Nidal into a walrus, proceeded to name the walrus "Bernice", and then accidentally melted the walrus in a trap pit of acid.</p>
<p>There was the time Il'setsya somehow put giant nose glasses on a colossal golden statue dedicated to the God Abadar in the Eternal City of Axis.</p>
<p>There was the time Il'setsya used an artifact to give Orcus a magically induced nightmare of being trapped in a rainbow field of pretty flowers that played the lute beautifully and couldn't be killed.</p>
<p>There was the time Il'setsya tried to cook dinner for Astrid and ended up teleporting an exploding lasagna right to Tar-Baphon's throneroom.</p>
<p>There was the time Il'setsya planeshifted to Dis then infiltrated Dispater’s throne room and threw a banana cream pie into the Lord of the Second’s face while screaming "YOUR IT!" then plane shifting away.</p>
<p>There was the time Il'setsya “accidentally” got drunk in a bar in Cheliax and drunkenly used a wish spell to cause a dozen various oozes to appear in the bed chambers of Queen Abrogail Thrune the II (while the Queen was SLEEPING in said bed chambers no less).</p>
<p>There was the time Il'setsya drove a powerful Blackguard utterly batshit INSANE by hitting the guy with the indigo beam of a prismatic spray spell (soon afterwards Blackguard leaped off a mountain waterfall to his doom while screaming “THE BEER IS UNDER THE ELEPHANT!”)</p>
<p>Look, needless to say, Il'setsya has led a very fulfilling and chaotic life! ;)</p>What utterly crazy acts has Il'setsya Wyrmtouched done over her incalculably wacky and zanny life so far?
I’M GLAD YOU ASKED!
(puts on reading glasses)
(unfurls impossibly long scroll)
There was the time Il'setsya used a wish spell to transform the high priestess of Zon-Kuthon in the nation of Nidal into a walrus, proceeded to name the walrus "Bernice", and then accidentally melted the walrus in a trap pit of acid.
There was the time Il'setsya somehow put giant nose glasses on a colossal...Berselius2022-07-20T00:08:13ZRe: Forums/Pathfinder Second Edition: General Discussion: Paizo Blog: Iconic Encounter: In Truth’s LightBerseliushttps://paizo.com/community/blog/v5748dyo6si3g?Iconic-Encounter-In-Truth-s-Light#172022-07-18T04:53:55Z2022-07-17T23:04:25Z<p>Is Mios going to banish those two demons I wonder or slay them? A Glabrezu is a pretty tough encounter and it's not alone so I hope they're strong enough to survive.</p>Is Mios going to banish those two demons I wonder or slay them? A Glabrezu is a pretty tough encounter and it's not alone so I hope they're strong enough to survive.Berselius2022-07-17T23:04:25ZRe: Forums/Pathfinder Second Edition: General Discussion: Paizo Blog: Meet the Iconics: ThaleonBerseliushttps://paizo.com/community/blog/v5748dyo6si2y?Meet-the-Iconics-Thaleon#362022-07-05T12:03:05Z2022-06-26T04:24:57Z<p>I love that his psychic power is connected to his painting! He's learned to use his mind to paint with the colors of the tapestry of reality to make life better for others! I love it! :D</p>I love that his psychic power is connected to his painting! He's learned to use his mind to paint with the colors of the tapestry of reality to make life better for others! I love it! :DBerselius2022-06-26T04:24:57ZRe: Forums: Abomination Vaults: Paizo Blog: The Abomination Vaults in One Big Book!Berseliushttps://paizo.com/community/blog/v5748dyo6si1q?The-Abomination-Vaults-in-One-Big-Book#92022-05-19T04:18:02Z2022-05-19T00:33:01Z<p>ALSO DO NOT INSULT MR. BEAK! HE IS BESTEST BOY AND IS PRECIOUS AND I MUST PROTECT!</p>ALSO DO NOT INSULT MR. BEAK! HE IS BESTEST BOY AND IS PRECIOUS AND I MUST PROTECT!Berselius2022-05-19T00:33:01ZRe: Forums: Abomination Vaults: Paizo Blog: The Abomination Vaults in One Big Book!Berseliushttps://paizo.com/community/blog/v5748dyo6si1q?The-Abomination-Vaults-in-One-Big-Book#82022-05-19T04:23:08Z2022-05-19T00:32:12Z<p>What the HECK Kyra? Fighting a Devil with FIRE of all things? I hope for your sake that flame on your blade is divine because if not your in for a rude surprise.</p>What the HECK Kyra? Fighting a Devil with FIRE of all things? I hope for your sake that flame on your blade is divine because if not your in for a rude surprise.Berselius2022-05-19T00:32:12ZForums/Organized Play: General Discussion: Paizo Blog: April 2022 Organized Play Scenario PreviewsBerseliushttps://paizo.com/community/blog/v5748dyo6si0u?April-2022-Organized-Play-Scenario-Previews#12022-04-23T21:57:54Z2022-04-22T00:28:59Z<p>Risen Guard (to the Ruby Prince): MY PHARAOH! THE CITY IS UNDER SIEGE BY HUNDREDS OF UNDEAD!</p>
<p>Ruby Prince: SIGHHHH...what did the PATHFINDER SOCIETY DO THIS TIME?</p>Risen Guard (to the Ruby Prince): MY PHARAOH! THE CITY IS UNDER SIEGE BY HUNDREDS OF UNDEAD!
Ruby Prince: SIGHHHH...what did the PATHFINDER SOCIETY DO THIS TIME?Berselius2022-04-22T00:28:59ZRe: Forums/Pathfinder Second Edition: General Discussion: Paizo Blog: Free Samples!Berseliushttps://paizo.com/community/blog/v5748dyo6si0i?Free-Samples#212022-04-16T08:58:10Z2022-04-15T00:36:21Z<p>I really hope we get some more info on where Keren Rhinn and her wife Zae are now.</p>I really hope we get some more info on where Keren Rhinn and her wife Zae are now.Berselius2022-04-15T00:36:21ZRe: Forums/Pathfinder Second Edition: General Discussion: Paizo Blog: Iconic Encounter: Wreckers Reunion - Part FourBerseliushttps://paizo.com/community/blog/v5748dyo6si0g?Iconic-Encounter-Wreckers-Reunion-Part-Four#62022-04-08T23:21:50Z2022-04-07T01:34:50Z<p>Droven is such an awesome guy! Delivering delicious muffins and stories of heroism and valor to the children of the Puddles! I really admire him! :D</p>Droven is such an awesome guy! Delivering delicious muffins and stories of heroism and valor to the children of the Puddles! I really admire him! :DBerselius2022-04-07T01:34:50ZForums/Pathfinder Second Edition: General Discussion: Paizo Blog: Tales of Lost Omens: A New Game of DrougeBerseliushttps://paizo.com/community/blog/v5748dyo6shxb?Tales-of-Lost-Omens-A-New-Game-of-Drouge#12022-08-06T15:36:49Z2021-12-29T20:01:01Z<p>What in the name of the Inheritor is Baronet Ghazolain involved with that can terrify a 70+ year old spymaster on another continent? o_o</p>What in the name of the Inheritor is Baronet Ghazolain involved with that can terrify a 70+ year old spymaster on another continent? o_oBerselius2021-12-29T20:01:01ZRe: Forums: Product Discussion: Pathfinder Lost Omens: Monsters of MythBerseliushttps://paizo.com/products/btq02aoy/discuss&page=6?Pathfinder-Lost-Omens-Monsters-of-Myth#2742021-12-24T06:51:49Z2021-12-24T00:39:26Z<p>Sooo...I've got one issue with this product...the cover. As fearsome as Fafnheir looks, the canopy of Grungir Forest seems to tower over the Father of All Linnorm's head. I was under the impression that Fafnheir was colossal in size so shouldn't he be taller than the trees of the forest?</p>
<p>And yes, I say this knowing full well that Paizo has put out artwork of Frost Giants towering over pine trees and Fire Giants as large as multi-story buildings (and yet for some strange reason both Frost Giants and Fire Giants continue to be large sized).</p>Sooo...I've got one issue with this product...the cover. As fearsome as Fafnheir looks, the canopy of Grungir Forest seems to tower over the Father of All Linnorm's head. I was under the impression that Fafnheir was colossal in size so shouldn't he be taller than the trees of the forest?
And yes, I say this knowing full well that Paizo has put out artwork of Frost Giants towering over pine trees and Fire Giants as large as multi-story buildings (and yet for some strange reason both Frost...Berselius2021-12-24T00:39:26ZRe: Forums/Pathfinder Second Edition: General Discussion: Paizo Blog: The Windsong Testaments: Fafnheir's LamentBerseliushttps://paizo.com/community/blog/v5748dyo6shwu?The-Windsong-Testaments-Fafnheirs-Lament#62021-12-17T01:00:34Z2021-12-16T09:18:17Z<div class="messageboard-quotee">SunlitFoam wrote:</div><blockquote> Welp, looks like its time to re-forge our fathers' legendary swords and dig our poison-runnoff-tunnels isn't it. </blockquote><p>You might end up bitterly disappointed with the results. Fafnheir has stats comparable to a Duke of Hell and even if you manage to kill him, his Death Curse will probably make you wish you HADN'T!SunlitFoam wrote:Welp, looks like its time to re-forge our fathers' legendary swords and dig our poison-runnoff-tunnels isn't it.
You might end up bitterly disappointed with the results. Fafnheir has stats comparable to a Duke of Hell and even if you manage to kill him, his Death Curse will probably make you wish you HADN'T!Berselius2021-12-16T09:18:17ZRe: Forums/Pathfinder Second Edition: General Discussion: Paizo Blog: Tales of Lost Omens: Sleep’s Fractured ReflectionBerseliushttps://paizo.com/community/blog/v5748dyo6shwl?Tales-of-Lost-Omens-Sleep-s-Fractured-Reflection#152021-12-09T15:41:26Z2021-12-09T15:30:36Z<p>Gods, to be forced to live as a consciousness in a machine. I'd rather die.</p>Gods, to be forced to live as a consciousness in a machine. I'd rather die.Berselius2021-12-09T15:30:36ZRe: Forums/Paizo: General Discussion: Paizo Blog: International Day of People with DisabilitiesBerseliushttps://paizo.com/community/blog/v5748dyo6shwe?International-Day-of-People-with-Disabilities#142021-12-13T09:40:14Z2021-12-04T13:34:23Z<p>Thank you Paizo. I have a form of schizophrenia and it took me years to accept that the voice in my head wasn't real and to actually want to take my medication. Fortunately I'm back on my feet with a clean apartment, a loving GF, and a decent car (even if it's used, heh) but I had to STRUGGLE with my disability to get where I am now. I can't even imagine how hard it is for others with even more severe forms of disability. So thank you for recognizing their struggles and mine.</p>Thank you Paizo. I have a form of schizophrenia and it took me years to accept that the voice in my head wasn't real and to actually want to take my medication. Fortunately I'm back on my feet with a clean apartment, a loving GF, and a decent car (even if it's used, heh) but I had to STRUGGLE with my disability to get where I am now. I can't even imagine how hard it is for others with even more severe forms of disability. So thank you for recognizing their struggles and mine.Berselius2021-12-04T13:34:23ZForums/Pathfinder Second Edition: General Discussion: Paizo Blog: Presales for the Gold Edition of Absalom: City of Lost Omens Begin!Berseliushttps://paizo.com/community/blog/v5748dyo6shw6?Presales-for-the-Gold-Edition-of-Absalom-City#12021-11-27T09:25:13Z2021-11-26T23:14:38Z<p>I do hope we'll get info about a possible beauty salon run by either Shelyn's or Calistra's faithful. :D</p>I do hope we'll get info about a possible beauty salon run by either Shelyn's or Calistra's faithful. :DBerselius2021-11-26T23:14:38ZForums/Pathfinder Second Edition: General Discussion: Wishing we had a Winter Witch archetype.Berseliushttps://paizo.com/threads/rzs43itz?Wishing-we-had-a-Winter-Witch-archetype#12021-11-29T16:12:25Z2021-11-15T23:12:47Z<p>Really wish we had an official Winter Witch archetype. Oh well, maybe when we get a manual of the northern realms of the Inner Sea.</p>Really wish we had an official Winter Witch archetype. Oh well, maybe when we get a manual of the northern realms of the Inner Sea.Berselius2021-11-15T23:12:47ZRe: Forums/Paizo: General Discussion: Paizo Blog: Honoring Native American Heritage MonthBerseliushttps://paizo.com/community/blog/v5748dyo6shvf?Honoring-Native-American-Heritage-Month#132021-11-10T18:34:46Z2021-11-10T01:10:21Z<p>As a proud member of the Miꞌkmaq First Nation of the Northeastern Woodlands of Canada, I thank you Paizo for celebrating Native American Heritage Month! You wonderful people continue to inspire and impress us with your awesome and amazing content and we can only say we love ya for it. ;) :D</p>As a proud member of the Miꞌkmaq First Nation of the Northeastern Woodlands of Canada, I thank you Paizo for celebrating Native American Heritage Month! You wonderful people continue to inspire and impress us with your awesome and amazing content and we can only say we love ya for it. ;) :DBerselius2021-11-10T01:10:21ZRe: Forums/Pathfinder Second Edition: General Discussion: Paizo Blog: Iconic Encounter: Tracks In The SnowBerseliushttps://paizo.com/community/blog/v5748dyo6shv2?Iconic-Encounter-Tracks-In-The-Snow#72021-11-04T19:31:27Z2021-11-03T22:10:10Z<p>But what about the poor bear? It's stuck with a energy beam shooting apparatus chained to it's back. Poor ursine. It's probably just angry cause those dumb lycanthropes chained a giant beam cannon to it's back and now it can't get it off! I wanna feed it all the salmon and honey! :(</p>But what about the poor bear? It's stuck with a energy beam shooting apparatus chained to it's back. Poor ursine. It's probably just angry cause those dumb lycanthropes chained a giant beam cannon to it's back and now it can't get it off! I wanna feed it all the salmon and honey! :(Berselius2021-11-03T22:10:10ZRe: Forums/Pathfinder Second Edition: General Discussion: Paizo Blog: Tales of Lost Omens: Diplomatic EscortBerseliushttps://paizo.com/community/blog/v5748dyo6shuh?Tales-of-Lost-Omens-Diplomatic-Escort#152021-10-24T11:17:46Z2021-10-22T22:28:37Z<div class="messageboard-quotee">DeciusNero wrote:</div><blockquote> Beast guns that you bond with? Sounds neat! </blockquote><p>I KNOW RIGHT? I will not be SATISIFIED though until I get my THUNDER BEHEMOTH ROCKET LAUNCHER! :DDeciusNero wrote:Beast guns that you bond with? Sounds neat!
I KNOW RIGHT? I will not be SATISIFIED though until I get my THUNDER BEHEMOTH ROCKET LAUNCHER! :DBerselius2021-10-22T22:28:37ZRe: Forums/Pathfinder Second Edition: General Discussion: Paizo Blog: Tales of Lost Omens: Diplomatic EscortBerseliushttps://paizo.com/community/blog/v5748dyo6shuh?Tales-of-Lost-Omens-Diplomatic-Escort#102021-10-22T19:42:22Z2021-10-21T14:37:18Z<p>BY THE INHERITOR those blood painters look HORRIFYING! They remind me of those terrifying dancing monsters from Labyrinth.</p>BY THE INHERITOR those blood painters look HORRIFYING! They remind me of those terrifying dancing monsters from Labyrinth.Berselius2021-10-21T14:37:18ZRe: Forums/Organized Play: General Discussion: Paizo Blog: OP Team Updates: Welcome Jessica CatalanBerseliushttps://paizo.com/community/blog/v5748dyo6shu8?OP-Team-Updates-Welcome-Jessica-Catalan#282021-10-16T02:54:57Z2021-10-15T16:49:40Z<p>Jessica, a fetching (and quite intoxicated) Ganzi by the name of Il'setsya Wyrmtouched just showed up at our gaming table asking for you. She's asking if you'd like to join the Chorus of Malignant Symmetry?</p>Jessica, a fetching (and quite intoxicated) Ganzi by the name of Il'setsya Wyrmtouched just showed up at our gaming table asking for you. She's asking if you'd like to join the Chorus of Malignant Symmetry?Berselius2021-10-15T16:49:40ZRe: Forums/Organized Play: General Discussion: Paizo Blog: OP Team Updates: Welcome Jessica CatalanBerseliushttps://paizo.com/community/blog/v5748dyo6shu8?OP-Team-Updates-Welcome-Jessica-Catalan#152021-10-15T02:19:41Z2021-10-14T23:47:31Z<p>Welcome Jessica! Let's cause havoc among the stars together! ^m^</p>Welcome Jessica! Let's cause havoc among the stars together! ^m^Berselius2021-10-14T23:47:31ZRe: Forums/Pathfinder Second Edition: General Discussion: Paizo Blog: Tales of Lost Omens: Threading The NeedleBerseliushttps://paizo.com/community/blog/v5748dyo6shu5?Tales-of-Lost-Omens-Threading-The-Needle#52021-12-14T09:48:14Z2021-10-13T01:20:12Z<p>Sooo...both the elf and the plump guy were Gray Gardener's (or at least members somehow in the organization) and they were making sure to tie up loose ends so that nobody in the Gray Gardeners could be outed (even if that meant killing a man whose only crime was knowing too much).</p>Sooo...both the elf and the plump guy were Gray Gardener's (or at least members somehow in the organization) and they were making sure to tie up loose ends so that nobody in the Gray Gardeners could be outed (even if that meant killing a man whose only crime was knowing too much).Berselius2021-10-13T01:20:12ZRe: Forums/Pathfinder Second Edition: General Discussion: Paizo Blog: Meet the Iconics: NhalmikaBerseliushttps://paizo.com/community/blog/v5748dyo6shto?Meet-the-Iconics-Nhalmika#202021-10-05T01:31:00Z2021-09-30T02:12:14Z<p>AWWWWW YEAAAHHHH! SHE'S AWESOME! :D</p>AWWWWW YEAAAHHHH! SHE'S AWESOME! :DBerselius2021-09-30T02:12:14ZRe: Forums: Product Discussion: Pathfinder Lost Omens: Knights of LastwallBerseliushttps://paizo.com/products/btq02c3a/discuss?Pathfinder-Lost-Omens-Knights-of-Lastwall#492021-09-18T08:36:29Z2021-09-18T03:36:01Z<p>I'm hoping this manual will reveal that Keren Rhinn and her wife Zae are still alive and what they've been up to since the fall of Lastwall.</p>I'm hoping this manual will reveal that Keren Rhinn and her wife Zae are still alive and what they've been up to since the fall of Lastwall.Berselius2021-09-18T03:36:01ZRe: Forums: Product Discussion: Pathfinder Book of the DeadBerseliushttps://paizo.com/products/btq02c0j/discuss&page=2?Pathfinder-Book-of-the-Dead#882021-09-13T15:34:30Z2021-09-13T00:26:35Z<p>I dunno Rysky...me and my friends came pretty darn close to defeat several times in WotR and were saved on several occasions by our mythic abilities. The final battle with Deskari is just BRUTAL to say the least! Also I'd venture to guess the Whispering Tyrant has been quite busy since gaining his freedom gaining even more power than he had before.</p>I dunno Rysky...me and my friends came pretty darn close to defeat several times in WotR and were saved on several occasions by our mythic abilities. The final battle with Deskari is just BRUTAL to say the least! Also I'd venture to guess the Whispering Tyrant has been quite busy since gaining his freedom gaining even more power than he had before.Berselius2021-09-13T00:26:35ZRe: Forums: Starfinder General Discussion: Paizo Blog: Tales From The Drift: Breaking GroundBerseliushttps://paizo.com/community/blog/v5748dyo6shsz?Tales-From-The-Drift-Breaking-Ground#52021-09-15T14:04:50Z2021-09-11T10:21:03Z<p>THE AZLANTI STELLAR EMPIRE HAS F'ING TRICERATOPS ARTILLERY AND ROCK SKINNED POLAR BEAR SHOCK TROOPS? o_o</p>THE AZLANTI STELLAR EMPIRE HAS F'ING TRICERATOPS ARTILLERY AND ROCK SKINNED POLAR BEAR SHOCK TROOPS? o_oBerselius2021-09-11T10:21:03ZRe: Forums: Strength of Thousands: Paizo Blog: Strength of Thousands: Music Is Math Is MagicBerseliushttps://paizo.com/community/blog/v5748dyo6shsd?Strength-of-Thousands-Music-Is-Math-Is-Magic#92021-08-26T02:45:30Z2021-08-25T00:44:47Z<p>Reach deep down...feel the Earth beneath your feet that your ancestors had trod...breathe the air around you that your comrades have taken into their lungs...realize you are NOT ALONE...their spirits are with you...their power is YOURS...always remember...you have the strength of THOUSANDS!</p>Reach deep down...feel the Earth beneath your feet that your ancestors had trod...breathe the air around you that your comrades have taken into their lungs...realize you are NOT ALONE...their spirits are with you...their power is YOURS...always remember...you have the strength of THOUSANDS!Berselius2021-08-25T00:44:47ZRe: Forums: Product Discussion: Pathfinder Adventure: Night of the Gray DeathBerseliushttps://paizo.com/products/btq02alp/discuss&page=2?Pathfinder-Adventure-Night-of-the-Gray-Death#572021-10-05T08:20:24Z2021-08-14T03:58:28Z<p>Sooo...now we finally get to find out what the Gray Gardeners have been doing all this time in Galt. Are they a cult of Great Old One / Outer Gods worshipers? Are they in league with some powerful evil (a Lich or a Graveknight perhaps)? Do they consort with fiends and barter with the souls their guillotines entrap? I can't wait to find out and thwart their vile machinations! :D</p>Sooo...now we finally get to find out what the Gray Gardeners have been doing all this time in Galt. Are they a cult of Great Old One / Outer Gods worshipers? Are they in league with some powerful evil (a Lich or a Graveknight perhaps)? Do they consort with fiends and barter with the souls their guillotines entrap? I can't wait to find out and thwart their vile machinations! :DBerselius2021-08-14T03:58:28Z