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Anorak wrote:


Elfteiroh wrote:

So... A beast that could eat gods, but have yet to do so before eating Erastil... Anyone else remember Five Points/Eyes from a couple years ago? And how it was hinted at in more than one web fiction, but it never came back? It was eating dragons as snacks... :O

This would be awesome if it turns out to be the Ko’kquali

This line here from the Five Points: “It all reads like a prophecy,” grunted Newt, the last word dripping, poisonous.

O_O...holy INHERITOR! Could Paizo have been setting this up for YEARS? O_o


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A bit bizzare that undead all over Golarion would be made far more numerous and prominent with the dead of the Godddess of Undeath! You'd think if anything that they'd be weakened by the death of Urgathoa. Also the end of the prophecy indicates that Urgathoa may not be truly DEAD? How does a Deity avoid their own death AFTER they've been SLAIN? Truly bizzare ...


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I mean, it's nice that they made up and are still happily in love but that was SOMEONE'S cabbage cart and that building had owners so, yeah, you'd think they'd be concerned with all the damage they caused and offer to pay for the repairs. Sheesh, Grandmasters these days....:(


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Elfteiroh wrote:
Berselius wrote:
So, wait a sec, was Feiya's traumatized memories being given life via the Ley Line which was causing the cloak to animate and strangling people? Or was the cloak just a cursed magical item and was killing people? If it's the former then I think Feiya and Lem might want to book it out of there really damn fast!
Either way... Cursed items are hard to identify... try convincing the shop keeper he was selling a cursed item without knowing, AFTER it was destroyed. :P

Considering the shop owner's item may be responsible for several deaths in that town I'd be less angry at Lem and Feiya for a wrecked magical item and more freaked out that the town might blame me for those people dying! Of course, he might just try and pin the blame on our two intrepid heroes but if Lem has shown us anything it's his ability to win over a crowd. ;)


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I LOVE THIS! YOON IS SO AWESOME AND COOL! THANK YOU PAIZO! :D


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Me: WE'RE HALF WAY THERRRREEEE! WOOOOAAAAHHHH...LIVIN ON A PRRRRAYYYEEERRR!

(turns around and GF is standing right there looking at me with a raised eyebrow)


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My GF is currently playing a feather boa draped high society half-elf enchanter who acts as an information broker and hooboy has she been a LIFE SAVER for our party! The only twist is my Paladin has literally had to be her knight in shinning armor on two occasions (aka rescuing her when our foes have actually managed to kidnap her...but not before she manages to cook a few of them with a well placed lightning bolt spell ^_~).

In short, Wizards are FUN TO PLAY and I cannot wait to see what Paizo has in store for us! :D


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Our sorceress (using a Luck Blade while drunk): I WISH THE NEXT TIME QUEEN ABROGAIL THRUNE THE 2ND OF CHELIAX WAKES UP FROM SLEEP SHE IS COVERED HEAD TO TOE WITH HUNDREDS OF FOUL-SMELLING TARANTULAS!

...our PC's are now being hunted by DOZENS of Salikotals!


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Kind of hoping we do get some statblocks of Golarion's most famous and iconic characters one day.


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Can anyone with the time needed to do so list ways any PC can achieve immortality in Pathfinder 1st Edition? I know Wizards have an arcane discovery to achieve immortality at 20th level but I'm not sure if there are any other ways to achieve it?


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Has it ever been explained how Jatembe achieved his longevity?


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Okay, thanks James. Looking forward to when Paizo starts working on Mythic rules so we can get statblocks for both Mythic NPC's as well as the monsters of legend that are the Kaiju! :D


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Has Paizo put out an official statement yet about this? I'm guessing their having to consult with their lawyers and also possibly negotiate quite a bit with Hasbro/WotC before they can do so.


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Happy holidays to all the staff at Paizo and also everyone else here! :D

May your holidays be filled with family, friends, good food, and good times! (GIVES MANY HUGS TO ALL OF YA) ^_^


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Sparrowhawk_92 wrote:
I love seeing the ADHD (or the Pahtra equivalent) representation in this piece. Always love to meet a new iconic.

100% agree. I'm glad we have a Starfinder iconic now with a disability. I have both Tourette Syndrome and Schizophrenia and it's been hard to get other people all throughout my life to understand me and not laugh at me or get angry with me. Seeing a tabletop rpg iconic character's story of going through this very same ordeal and triumphing makes my day feel good.


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Unicore wrote:
Who is making pun of this situation?

YOUR ONLY MAKING THIS WORSE FOR YOUR SELF!


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Unicore wrote:
Does this mean there are Zom-Bees in Geb?

BAD PUN! TWENTY MINUTES IN THE BOX!


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Does anyone know if a 3rd party has ever converted Pathfinder RPG specific Celestial monsters (aka Agathions, Angels, Archons, and Azata) into D&D 5e monster stats?


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keftiu wrote:
Berselius wrote:
But wait, if the Plane of Metal and Plane of Wood are actually elemental planes now, do they have Elemental Lords as well? What about prominent settlements? I imagine the Elemental Plane of Wood would be especially habitable for sentient life.

If you didn’t click through the stream, I believe what was said is that the elemental lords of Metal and Wood “retreated” after the schism between the good and evil lords of the other elements. Their return is somehow tied to Ranginori’s freedom; 2e canon is currently contradictory on if the other Good elemental lords have likewise gotten out of their bindings.

My current hypothesis is they Metal and Wood lords be Law/Chaos duos, just to be different.

THANK YOUUUUUU KEFTIU! :D

(gives many cookies)


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But wait, if the Plane of Metal and Plane of Wood are actually elemental planes now, do they have Elemental Lords as well? What about prominent settlements? I imagine the Elemental Plane of Wood would be especially habitable for sentient life.


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(Note: My apologies Mods if this is in the wrong forum as I could not find an forum for Owlcat's two Pathfinder games. If this is in the wrong forum then please if you can put it in the right forum with my thanks.)

If you could add five unique companions to Owlcat's Wrath of the Righteous game what companions would you add? Add as much about them as you want! Here's mine:

Thorfynn: Male Human Fighter (Aldori Defender)/Aldori Swordlord
A male human Aldori Swordlord who is seeking a reason to live in defending others after having lost everything he cared about when he fought with a petty despot and his bandits in the River Kingdoms. His skill with a blade is known throughout Mendev and even demons have come to fear the cold iron of his dual-wielded style of aldori swordplay.

Hilda: Female Dwarf Cleric (Crusader) of Torag
A female dwarven priestess of Torag who was devoted to aiding the cause of the Worldwound crusaders but now suffers from a broken heart as her husband and son were both slain by Khorramzadeh, the Storm King while helping to defend the citizens of Kenabres from a demonic invasion. Whether or not justice for the slain or vengeance against the wicked will offer her solace remains to be seen in this dire time.

Karla: Female Human Witch/Winter Witch
A female Jadwiga white witch of Irrisen who was exiled for defying her sisters and continuing to issue warnings about the threat of the Worldwound. Still bitterly cold about her exile, she has traveled far to the Worldwound forsaking the bloodbond of family and homeland alike to possibly seek a new life in defending a land her own people cared nothing about.

Galen: Male Elf Wizard (Spell Master)
A male elf from the Mordant Spire who has defied his kin and traveled to the Worldwound after receiving visions of an immense doom of demonic nature looming over the world. Though his brothers and sisters have sent many magical missives and summons for him to return, he has chosen to heed his visions and travel to the Worldwound to give what magical aid his old elven bones can muster.

Grecka: Female Half-orc Shaman (Witch Doctor)
An oddity among the crusaders of the Worldwound yet praised for her devotion to aid the injured (in both body and mind alike), she long sought to escape her traumatic past of growing up in the Hold of Belkzen. Yet soon afterwards she felt the comforting call of benevolant spirits who gave her the power to heal as well as to combat evil. Filled with new strength and purpose, she now makes a stand with the crusaders of Mendev against the vile evil of the abyss.


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Ooooo...my GF in our Starfinder group will love this as she plays a feather boa draped celebrity singer/dancer who wears outrageous outfits and puts on fantastic performances for the crowds but is secretly a spy drumming up support for a resistance movement against the Azlanti Star Empire. :D


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What utterly crazy acts has Il'setsya Wyrmtouched done over her incalculably wacky and zanny life so far?

I’M GLAD YOU ASKED!

(puts on reading glasses)

(unfurls impossibly long scroll)

There was the time Il'setsya used a wish spell to transform the high priestess of Zon-Kuthon in the nation of Nidal into a walrus, proceeded to name the walrus "Bernice", and then accidentally melted the walrus in a trap pit of acid.

There was the time Il'setsya somehow put giant nose glasses on a colossal golden statue dedicated to the God Abadar in the Eternal City of Axis.

There was the time Il'setsya used an artifact to give Orcus a magically induced nightmare of being trapped in a rainbow field of pretty flowers that played the lute beautifully and couldn't be killed.

There was the time Il'setsya tried to cook dinner for Astrid and ended up teleporting an exploding lasagna right to Tar-Baphon's throneroom.

There was the time Il'setsya planeshifted to Dis then infiltrated Dispater’s throne room and threw a banana cream pie into the Lord of the Second’s face while screaming "YOUR IT!" then plane shifting away.

There was the time Il'setsya “accidentally” got drunk in a bar in Cheliax and drunkenly used a wish spell to cause a dozen various oozes to appear in the bed chambers of Queen Abrogail Thrune the II (while the Queen was SLEEPING in said bed chambers no less).

There was the time Il'setsya drove a powerful Blackguard utterly b!~%+!& INSANE by hitting the guy with the indigo beam of a prismatic spray spell (soon afterwards Blackguard leaped off a mountain waterfall to his doom while screaming “THE BEER IS UNDER THE ELEPHANT!”)

Look, needless to say, Il'setsya has led a very fulfilling and chaotic life! ;)


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Is Mios going to banish those two demons I wonder or slay them? A Glabrezu is a pretty tough encounter and it's not alone so I hope they're strong enough to survive.


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I love that his psychic power is connected to his painting! He's learned to use his mind to paint with the colors of the tapestry of reality to make life better for others! I love it! :D


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ALSO DO NOT INSULT MR. BEAK! HE IS BESTEST BOY AND IS PRECIOUS AND I MUST PROTECT!


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What the HECK Kyra? Fighting a Devil with FIRE of all things? I hope for your sake that flame on your blade is divine because if not your in for a rude surprise.


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Risen Guard (to the Ruby Prince): MY PHARAOH! THE CITY IS UNDER SIEGE BY HUNDREDS OF UNDEAD!

Ruby Prince: SIGHHHH...what did the PATHFINDER SOCIETY DO THIS TIME?


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I really hope we get some more info on where Keren Rhinn and her wife Zae are now.


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Droven is such an awesome guy! Delivering delicious muffins and stories of heroism and valor to the children of the Puddles! I really admire him! :D


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What in the name of the Inheritor is Baronet Ghazolain involved with that can terrify a 70+ year old spymaster on another continent? o_o


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Sooo...I've got one issue with this product...the cover. As fearsome as Fafnheir looks, the canopy of Grungir Forest seems to tower over the Father of All Linnorm's head. I was under the impression that Fafnheir was colossal in size so shouldn't he be taller than the trees of the forest?

And yes, I say this knowing full well that Paizo has put out artwork of Frost Giants towering over pine trees and Fire Giants as large as multi-story buildings (and yet for some strange reason both Frost Giants and Fire Giants continue to be large sized).


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SunlitFoam wrote:
Welp, looks like its time to re-forge our fathers' legendary swords and dig our poison-runnoff-tunnels isn't it.

You might end up bitterly disappointed with the results. Fafnheir has stats comparable to a Duke of Hell and even if you manage to kill him, his Death Curse will probably make you wish you HADN'T!


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Gods, to be forced to live as a consciousness in a machine. I'd rather die.


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Thank you Paizo. I have a form of schizophrenia and it took me years to accept that the voice in my head wasn't real and to actually want to take my medication. Fortunately I'm back on my feet with a clean apartment, a loving GF, and a decent car (even if it's used, heh) but I had to STRUGGLE with my disability to get where I am now. I can't even imagine how hard it is for others with even more severe forms of disability. So thank you for recognizing their struggles and mine.


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I do hope we'll get info about a possible beauty salon run by either Shelyn's or Calistra's faithful. :D


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Really wish we had an official Winter Witch archetype. Oh well, maybe when we get a manual of the northern realms of the Inner Sea.


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As a proud member of the Miꞌkmaq First Nation of the Northeastern Woodlands of Canada, I thank you Paizo for celebrating Native American Heritage Month! You wonderful people continue to inspire and impress us with your awesome and amazing content and we can only say we love ya for it. ;) :D


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But what about the poor bear? It's stuck with a energy beam shooting apparatus chained to it's back. Poor ursine. It's probably just angry cause those dumb lycanthropes chained a giant beam cannon to it's back and now it can't get it off! I wanna feed it all the salmon and honey! :(


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DeciusNero wrote:
Beast guns that you bond with? Sounds neat!

I KNOW RIGHT? I will not be SATISIFIED though until I get my THUNDER BEHEMOTH ROCKET LAUNCHER! :D


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BY THE INHERITOR those blood painters look HORRIFYING! They remind me of those terrifying dancing monsters from Labyrinth.


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Jessica, a fetching (and quite intoxicated) Ganzi by the name of Il'setsya Wyrmtouched just showed up at our gaming table asking for you. She's asking if you'd like to join the Chorus of Malignant Symmetry?


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Welcome Jessica! Let's cause havoc among the stars together! ^m^


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Sooo...both the elf and the plump guy were Gray Gardener's (or at least members somehow in the organization) and they were making sure to tie up loose ends so that nobody in the Gray Gardeners could be outed (even if that meant killing a man whose only crime was knowing too much).


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AWWWWW YEAAAHHHH! SHE'S AWESOME! :D


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I'm hoping this manual will reveal that Keren Rhinn and her wife Zae are still alive and what they've been up to since the fall of Lastwall.


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I dunno Rysky...me and my friends came pretty darn close to defeat several times in WotR and were saved on several occasions by our mythic abilities. The final battle with Deskari is just BRUTAL to say the least! Also I'd venture to guess the Whispering Tyrant has been quite busy since gaining his freedom gaining even more power than he had before.


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THE AZLANTI STELLAR EMPIRE HAS F'ING TRICERATOPS ARTILLERY AND ROCK SKINNED POLAR BEAR SHOCK TROOPS? o_o


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Reach deep down...feel the Earth beneath your feet that your ancestors had trod...breathe the air around you that your comrades have taken into their lungs...realize you are NOT ALONE...their spirits are with you...their power is YOURS...always remember...you have the strength of THOUSANDS!


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Sooo...now we finally get to find out what the Gray Gardeners have been doing all this time in Galt. Are they a cult of Great Old One / Outer Gods worshipers? Are they in league with some powerful evil (a Lich or a Graveknight perhaps)? Do they consort with fiends and barter with the souls their guillotines entrap? I can't wait to find out and thwart their vile machinations! :D

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