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Anyone know if the owner of the Archive of Nethys website is doing okay? I heard he was suffering from some major back pain and I hope he's still in the realm of the living.


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Isabelle Lee wrote:
There's at least two in that list that I would love to write, if a follow-up to this product happens. ^_^

Gods if only I could pay Paizo to have you do a manual expanding on Magnimar's mystery cults (including a large entry on Arshea's clergy) Belle hun. :D


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I hope the other eight organizations include some of the following: the Knights of Ozem‎, the Eagle Knights, the Night Heralds, the Whispering Way, the Arclords of Nex, the Shackles Pirates, the Riftwardens, and the White Witches of Irrisen. :D


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Wow...this is a hard choice for a Paladin. Attempt to kill the head of an evil organization but you'll be taking the life of a child as a result. :(


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Cuup wrote:
I'm making a Bard whose primary Perform is Comedy. I know that the different types of Perform Skills aren't directly tied to the different Bardic Performances (outside being visual or audible), but if this Bard is using Inspire Courage, how would that be flavored coming from the Perform (Comedy) skill? Instead of telling an epic tale of great heroes passed, or being the group's hype soundtrack, I'm picturing Jim Gaffigan saying "Hooot Pockeeeetts" while his Barbarian friend howls with laughter and rips another man's spine out of his neck. Thoughts, anyone?

I would be careful to not let the jokes your bard is telling go to far as to insult someone at the table but as far as bardic performance inspiring someone to kill, I think perform (comedy) could do that in a very bizzare but interesting way. I wonder if there's a Jester archetype out there?

Dosgamer wrote:
I once had a coworker who (humorously) picked on anybody and everybody he met. He had a whole littany of yo mama jokes. We just happened to work on the far side of bullet-proof glass from armored car truck drivers. One day this new driver came in to make a delivery and my coworker started in on him with his yo mama jokes. The poor delivery guy got so incensed we both thought he was going to draw his gun and start shooting! Thankfully, my coworker stopped his antics and the delivery guy cooled down.

Speaking as someone whose brother was permanently injured as a result of coworker harassment going to far, what your coworker was doing was downright deplorable. I hope either you or someone else reported him to the management of whatever company you worked for at that time.


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John Kretzer wrote:
I will probably get attacked for this...but maybe Arshea is not being represented because s/he is unnecessary and badly written deity.

I couldn't disagree more but I respect your opinion. I think Arshea fills a very important niche in the Pathfinder universe that most tabletop roleplaying companies have been hesitant to use.

John Kretzer wrote:
I just don't think this deity should exist when Cayden, Gorzeh, Sivanah, Shelyn and Calistria fill the role much better.

So, are you saying all we should have is Deities and other beings of worship such as Empyreal Lords shouldn't exist at all or am I misunderstanding you??

John Kretzer wrote:
Who do evil or neutral transgender people in Golarion worship?

I think evil as a concept would encourage discrimination and intolerance against transgender people dude rather than tolerate it.


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Thomas Seitz wrote:
I agree with Dhenn, I'd love to see more stuff for Psychopomp Ushers and Primal Inevitables.

PRIME Inevitables you mean (^_~) but yeah, a prestige class focusing on the Psychopomps and Inevitables would be awesome (also the Protean Lords, Elemental Lords, Whore Queens, etc etc). :D


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Something something something DARRRRRKKK SSSSSIIIIIDDEEE...

Something something something COMPLETEEEE...


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My theory was based on the fact that the Ironfang Legion seems to be specifically targeting Nirmathas and avoiding Molthune outright.


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Isabelle Lee wrote:
I would love to write some classes for the neutral and evil deities. ^_^

We must have you do a Disciple of Arshea prestige class! :D


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Please please PLEASE let us get an Shaman archetype that turns your spirit animal into a phantom animal and gets rid of wandering spirit and wandering hex in return for boosts to your phantom animal! :D


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Hopefully we'll get some heroes (or anti-heroes) from other classes instead of Rogue and Swashbuckler after this one (aside from Gears of Faith that is which I'm sooo looking forward too ^_^).


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Valeros: WHY KIND OF MUSEUM HAS SPRING BLADED DEATH TRAPS ON THEIR PILLARS?

Seoni:...and why do all the statues animate with the intent of trying to kill us?

Valeros: THIS IS SUPPOSED TO BE A PLACE OF FUN!!!!


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Ardad Lili wrote:

Nobody ever wants to see my statblock.

pouts

Actually, I do. I also want to see stats of your servants the Seduction Devils (aka the Lillims). :D

Milo v3 wrote:
Berselius wrote:
Also, is it just me or should Primal Inevitables really be renamed PRIME Inevitables? :D
Headcanon - The name previously was Prime Inevitables, but they were slowed by the fact that for each new Prime Inevitable to be produced it required an associated Prime number and calculating the next prime number after the immense number of eons that have passed throughout the cosmos it has become inefficient to wait for the next prime number to be calculated and thus the name was ordered to be changed to Primal to optimise production.

TILL ALL ARE ONE! :P


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Also, am I the only one who gets a kick out of the possibility of abominations making an appearance one day? I know Asuras are supposed to be the result of divine mistakes but an even larger mistake could be a god giving into lust and mating with an outsider resulting in the birth of a monster as powerful as a nascent demon lord, infernal duke, or daemonic harbinger! :D


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Kalindlara wrote:
The nupperibo and the eye of the deep both have the advantage of having appeared in the Adventure Path line, although the latter is beholder-y enough that Paizo might not want it simply out of a desire to distance their brand from iconic D&D creatures. ^_^

Maybe they could make them giant floating eyeballs capable of generating storms whose tendrils can burrow through skulls and turn humanoid beings into berserk slaves instead? :D


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Isabelle Lee wrote:
Well... Pulura, Ashava, and Ragathiel would all tie in nicely with Paths of the Righteous. ^_^

As long as I get my Arshea and Ragathiel statblocks then I'll be satisified. :D


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Hunt, the PugWumpus wrote:
AlgaeNymph wrote:
Berselius wrote:
AR-SHE-A! AR-SHE-A! :D
I believe it's pronounced AHR-shey, but that came as a surprise to me too.
That pronunciation just makes me want chocolate.

May the magnimarian burlesque parlor temples spread the word of the host of delectation! May the swan maiden high priests praise the name of spirit of abandon! :D


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AR-SHE-A! AR-SHE-A! :D


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Is it just me or are Jason and Owen really against any sort of rule that lets you swap your Dex modifier with the Strength modifier for damage no matter how limiting the rule might be? Anywho, thanks for the detail Erik. Wish you could have given us more but we'll take what we can get.


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Starsunder wrote:

The "Living statues haunted by dead gods" description reminds me of the Warring Triad from Final Fastasy VI.

Freaking sweet, man.

Hells yes! I wish they could do Espers too but considering each and every Esper was unique I doubt that would work. Also both ideas might piss off Squeenx. :(


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Maybe the introduction of Wurms (not Linnorms but massive / long dragon serpents that have no wings, arms, or legs but crash through their terrain as they slither along at fantastic speeds)? Sorta like the Craw Wurm from Magic the Gathering?

Also, the Cheshire Cat would be cool as a Tane designed to spy, infiltrate, confuse, and ultimately defeat the enemies of the Eldest through intelligent (or possibly occult-based) methods.


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Rysky wrote:
What do you have against the Addams Family?!?!

LOL. I was trying to make a joke about you attempting to woo Kalindlara's heart with your Adams family wiles while I'm stuck single and alone. No worries though. ^_~

The Dread Pirate Hurley wrote:
[Raúl Juliá voice]For you, the day Bison beat you with a crowbar was the most important day of your life. But for me... it was Tuesday Friday.[/Raúl Juliá voice]

I thought we agreed to never speak of that movie again Hurley. ^_~


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Trust me Thomas when I say...plans are being formed. :P


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Okay, so...let's see now...(whips out daily planner)...so...go grocery shopping...get new tires for car...pick up birthday card and present for friend...

Rysky wrote:
Kalindlara wrote:

As an alternative...

** spoiler omitted **

[Raúl Juliá voice]Kali! That's so devious![/Raúl Juliá voice]

*begins smooching up arm*

...pummel Rysky to within an inch of his life with a crowbar....

(kidding) ;) :D


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My best friend (while slightly drunk): Aliens...hahaha...as if they could possibly exist.

Me:...oh, they EXIST ALRIGHT!

My best friend (still drunk):...sooo...little gray men then?

Me:...OHOHOHO...oh, you think aliens are little, oh Alan, your so funny. Nope, their not little. THEIR PLANET SIZED! To this day scientists pray like CRAZY that they never NOTICE US!

(the next day)

My best friend (now sober):...I'm going to stop talking to you while I drunk because HOLY HELL YOU GAVE ME NIGHTMARES LAST NIGHT!


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James Jacobs wrote:
The Gold Sovereign wrote:
There is the Thaumaturgic sept that has eight breeds, so I always thought about this possibility.
We've pretty much abandoned that initial set of alternate types of dragons that we tested in Dragons Revisited in favor of the direction we're going now: groupings of 5 along different lines and themes than what we tried out (and ultimately decided against) in that book.

Hmmm...sooo...there's going to be five new Dragons and their going to be OUTER plane-based. Also I seem to remember seeing the words "virtuous" and "heavenly" in the book's description of the new dragons (although it could have just been my imagination). So, maybe Dragons based on Elysium, Heaven, Nirvana, the Boneyard, and Axis then?


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Rysky wrote:
My ranger convinced the gator to eat him, no fight at all.

Appropriate victory is appropriate. :D


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The Negative Energy Gigas (Necrophysician) sounds particularly nasty. I'm imagining it as a gaunt gargantuan sized humanoid with bones jutting out of pale putrid flesh, eyes stitched wide open, and a horrifically wide grin of joy that never goes away.


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Adam Smith wrote:
Berselius wrote:

Awww...nutbunnies...I'm sorry Adam...I spoiled it for your players. :(

Can a mod alter that post with spoiler tags? Or is it too late? :(

I feel really bad now. :(

We missed the window on edits by a few minutes, but no worries though. We're fortunate to be on the east coast where it is late right now, and I was able to text the Order and instruct the players not to read anything before my last timed post. Sorry if they don't add any responses to the prior messages.

Whew, okay, good. For a second there I thought I really trounced on your campaign really badly. I still need to do something to fix this though.

(gets out wooden board)

REPENT! (SMACK) OW! BLOODY HELL!

REPENT! (SMACK) OW! I THINK I BROKE SOMETHING THAT TIME!

;) :D


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Ah, having the cleric administer to the townsfolk seems like a good idea. After all, mobs with torches and pitchforks can be VERY distracting. Glad they'll have some extra firepower in their arsenal during the rest of the path though.


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Quinn's Secret:
Cool but is there a reason you only had the NPC aid the party when a party member died? Were four PC's plus a PC-run-NPC deemed too much in terms of party power? Quinn's corruption definately sounds like the ghoulish kind. That's unfortunately one of the harder Corruptions to cure as there's no specific step-by-step rule process of ridding it from the victim (unless your GM would count fasting and an atonement spell enough). What worries me is he's eating normal food as if he's starving (and not eating people...yet). Kinda varies from the standard Ghoul Corruption there. Scary but I suppose that's the point eh? ;)


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Do the four PC's have any allies in this adventure? Maybe a Sleepless Detective or cleric of Pharasma? Also, how exactly did they survive the Marsh Giant?

Introducing that level of risk takes gall and while (in the immortal words of Worf) "I like gall" I'm sure the party may have been miffed if it had resulted in a wipe out.


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Dragon78 wrote:
There will not be any Gigas in B6.

Awww...:(

Wait...how do you know what's in the book already? o_O


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Ultimate NPC's: Detailing Lv. 1 - 20 NPC's from the other core classes as well as NPC's from the other core prestige classes.

Ultimate Prestige: Detailing all prestige classes introduced by Pathfinder and giving an example stat block for each one.

Ultimate Monsters: Detailing more monsters with heroic classes / prestige classes / and possibly even mythic ranks.


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So, the "Sword Devil" archetype of the Ranger class gives up hunter's bond (or at least having an animal companion), favored enemy, favored terrain, and spellcasting.

In return, it can allow a PC to stay competitive without wearing armor (kinda useful for those nasty at night surprise attack raids or when your armor is sundered) and has a few other abilities we'll probably see later on.

Welp, only one word can describe this archetype: AWESOME! :D


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So we're getting stats for Red Sonja as well as the Archetype she uses. I wonder, are we also getting stats for Conan, Tarzan, Jane Porter, John Carter, and Dejah Thoris? Also, will the Tarzan featured in this comic be the version from the latest movie (aka John Clayton III [aka Lord Greystoke]) or the one from the graphic novels?


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Are we also getting Pathfinder stats for Sonja? If so, YIPPE! :D


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YES! YES! YES! WE'RE GETTING A ARCHETYPE FOR RED SONYA? YES! FLIPPIN HAIRY GODS YES! THIS IS SO COOL! :D


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Nightterror wrote:

I think they know how you feel about the giga's, you only wished for them like 10.000 times or so?

Maybe you should give some wishes on what type of gigas you like to see, and why you are so desperate to see them.

Maybe you could be a bit more nicer dude? Just sayin.


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Kalindlara wrote:
A brief reminder: mythic ranks are capped at 10. ^_^

And that's why you don't have more than two bahama mama's in the span of thirty minutes kids. Personally, I blame myself. ;)


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I always liked the Ravenloft Nosferatu vampiric bloodline template (aka beautiful vampire noble with unique powers that can resurrect when it's remains are exposed to moonlight) so I thought, why not make something similar in Pathfinder. Only these are the original vampires cursed by Zura and can also transform into large, bat-like monsters (like Castlevania's Dracula).

As for the Loxonal, not so much a race as a type of celestial (aka Agathion) who despise fiends with a passion and love nothing better than to wade into the thick of fiendish armies and start crushing heads with their dual-wielded warhammers! :D


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Wait...new empyreal lords...
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.........ARSHEA! YES! PLEASE STAT THE SPIRIT OF ABANDON! :D


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Considering that Alkenstar is more or less in the gunpowder and steam engine era of civilization it wouldn't be too far fetched for Alkenstar to have access to something like, oh, say, a Steam Tank war engine (aka Warhammer Fantasy Battle's Empire's of Man's war machines)?


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I'd also like to see a Mesmerist archetype that gives access to Psychic class only spells. :D


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Wait, the Horsemen of Abaddon? Wow, those statblocks are going to be impressive at the very least. I'm expecting each of them to be CR 30/MR 20.

Also, I hope the next core hardcover after this is an Advanced NPC Codex featuring some of the other core classes. :D

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