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<Still whispering, but louder now.>

Oh. Yossa-R-IAN had one of those a moment ago. I think he covered it with that obviously-treasonous-jacket-thingy, though. Do you have a lot of treasonous clothing, as well, Johnny?

O&BGM

<Whispers back.>

Eeeew. I think placing gooey body parts on people is non-hygienic!

<Hearing the Vulture Goon's orders, Benedict scrambles to his feet, his eyes still tightly closed. He is prepared for his stupid mutated self to meet a grisly end but certainly doesn't want to make himself a target, so Benedict tries to hide, more-or-less, behind Johnny (all with his eyes closed).>

O&BGM

Dexter kicks Benedict as he starts to shout:

“Hey you get up you stinking mutant, the Computer has felt the need to reward us by letting us receive orders from a real life Ultraviolet, do you know how disloyal you are, passing out instead of being grateful of our friend The Computer and our friend the Ultraviolet High Programmer. Might I remind you that disloyalty is treason! GET UP THIS INSTANT!! “

Dexter kicks Benedict again as he is screams “GET UP”

<Benedict opens one eye and peeks at Dexter.>

*whispers* Ow. Quit it.

<He then goes back to being fainted, with his eyes scrunched tight.>

<Benedict, busy trying to determine if Yossa's 'figure of speech' description is somehow a Commie smokescreen, doesn't immediately see the High Programmer. Once Yossa stops playing with his obviously treasonous overcoat, he spots the white-clad man and promptly faints, sliding to the ground in a slippery heap.>

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O&BGM

It looks like a smoke detector...

<Benedict checks to see if it has detected any smoke.>

Figure of speech? What's that supposed to mean? Now speech has a shape? Who have you been talking to?

<Benedict is distracted by Rosas's hair>

Now THAT looks dangerous.

<Benedict steps behind Yossa>

Benedict-R-NLD wrote:

Is it hot in here?

"No, that's only me. I get that reaction a lot."

Really?

In that case ...

Benedict fumbles in his duffel bag for a moment, retrieves a black plastic disc about the size of a TacNuke shell, and sticks its adhesive back to Yossa-R-IAN's chest

Here. This will let me know if you get too hot ... you know, just in case.

Gah. It IS hot in here!

<Benedict pulls at his collar, then remembers it's made of metal.>

Stupid thing ... err, rather, THE COMPUTER IS MY FRIEND! HAPPINESS IS MANDATORY! DEATH TO ALL COMMIES AND MUTANTS ('cept me) AND LEFT-HANDED CLONES!

Benedict's sweaty skin becomes so slippery that his laser rifle slips from his hands and falls to the floor, discharging and hitting an Infrared citizen. Benedict glances around.

Got one!

Benedict-R-NLD-1 here ...

<wipes the sweat from his brow. Benedict is what you might call "shiny," mostly because he never stops sweating.>

As Equipment Guy, I'll need to check out that arm every once in a while, Dexter ... Is it hot in here?

Okay ... final name and avatar change.

This is me.

Barring a mindscrub and gender reassignment, of course.

Arcesilaus

Awaiting deployment ...

*sniff, sniff* Is that smoke?

Reporting for duty, Mr. Computer, err, your highnessness!

I'm in Connecticut, btw. Also, should we roll up a character via generator? Or are you providing all stats?