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Don't buy it! It's garbage!!!

Aw, gee! I'm 13! Couldn't ya just pop me one in the gut?

having an unnatural taste for the distillations from the petals

Geez lady, you're not gonna squeal on me, are ya?

who, having drank liberally of cinnamon'd wine, which was liberally

Don't hate the playa, hate the game!!!

In a pyramid in the Stygian wastes. This map is

Well, Eddie Haskel is really an inplant clone left over from Race 453 who were at that time collecting earth cultural data; many versions of the Eddie Haskel synthozoid where established in 1950's earth and their self genisis programming has spawned a great many of these creatures; to so a proper job of eliminating this alien wettech, you will need a device that can spot them regardless of their outwardly morphic shells; I have here a device that will alert you when you are in their presence by detecting their high EM band emissions and and this other may be used to localize and pinpoint the synthozoid; here they are cleverly disguised as a Dick Tracy two way radio and a secret decoder ring; both of course, also have features that work while disguised.

Or maybe my brother Wally could just slug him one!!!

said, breathing heavily, perhaps because of his near

GZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ!!!!

Hey, Wally!

Where am I?

Still didn't work. Oh, yeah it did. My keyboard is quiet when I'm typing. Coooooool. Hey, WALLY!

I'm hundreds of miles away. That spell won't work.

That's a werebeaver.

Kidney pie, the whole kitchen reeks of urine, but

the riddle of steel taken a most comely human form

freaky halfling strapped on

Kreegah! Tarzan bundolo.

Gee, Wally! I think he's mad.

espresso

Wow. You got any moon bases in the future?

in traffic, with Tobus'

What's that, lady? I'm from the 50's.

He possessed me! He has skillz.

Born in the USA
Bruce Springsteen

for

Kobold Cleaver wrote:

Like Heathy?

I would never call Heathy girly. He lives in Texas. He probably owns more guns than me AND goes out to lunch with Chuck Norris.

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You're messin with the wrong guy.

My dad and mom wouldn't let me read it. In fact, they burned all my D&D books. Lumpy's dad told them it was devil stuff.

I am Heath!

To get that Eddie Haskell once and for all?

Get off my lawn, Lumpy!

Gee, Wally! That little blue guy sure is creepy.

I'm listening to Eddie Haskell scream in the pain cave.

Wally! I cannibalized that creepy Eddie Haskell. You don't think dad'll be mad do ya?

I wanna see an adventure with werebeavers.

No way! You drink gutter water!

I want a beaver's tree-chopping and dam making powers.

It's kinda like my brother Wally and that creepy Eddie Haskell, right?

Mike McArtor wrote:

Boxhead wrote:

Well, I guess I might as well ----- while the ------'s good...

So are the ------ random, or predetermined by our mood?

They seem to be random, but predetermined by our moods would indicate that people here frequently feel girly (i.e., when -------- pops up).

Like Heathy?

Gee, Wally. When I look at Kobold,...I know how hard it was to you doin' all this big brother stuff.

If you wanna slug me it's allright.

Gee, Wally! Why do you hang out with that Eddie Haskell? He's a meth head!