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Oh! Pardon me! I thought you said you "smurf" a doctor on TV, but you only said you smurf one. I retract my statement.

I'm not a doctor, but I smurf one on T.V.

You smurfed a doctor on TV? What, are you some kind of smurfvert or something?

This is just the kind of smurfy behavior that smurfs society into the smurfy smurf it is! Have you no smurfency?

Barf Boy, dire smurf wrote:

The smurfs are French? Suddenly this just isn't fun anymore...

No, they're Belgian.

Yeah, like that's supposed to be better?

The Smurfs (originally Les Schtroumpfs in French) are a fictional group of small sky blue creatures who live somewhere in the woods. The Belgian cartoonist Peyo introduced Smurfs to the world in a series of comic strips, making their first appearance in the Belgian comics magazine Le Journal de Spirou on October 23, 1958. English-speakers perhaps know them best through the 1980s animated television series from Hanna-Barbera Productions, The Smurfs.

50 Smurf Years my Brothers We must plan now for the Party!!!This going to be the Smurf!

The smurfs are French? Suddenly this just isn't fun anymore...

Smuuuuuurrrrrf.

** spoiler omitted **

Master? Is that you?

Watcher wrote:

The Smurfs as a Metaphor for Genesis, with the same patriarchial 'blame the woman' message.

Why not blame the woman? It's her fault! (All kidding aside, if you read the Genesis story in context you discover the man gets the blame.)

What, we can't cast blame where it belongs because she's female?
Sheesh!

I mean, think about it: what should we think about a woman (Smurfette) who deliberately moves into a community where she knows perfectly well that she's the only female. I mean, smurf, she had to have done that just to cause trouble. It's just so "Desperate Smurfwives" or perhaps "Smurf in the City". I don't know how anybody thought that series could be appropriate for children!

This is seriously smurfed up:

Smurfette Show

Note: NSFW/NSFS (Not Safe for Smurf)

I think I'm gonna smurf. This is the kind of thing that makes little smurfs acquire the 'fiendish' template.

WTS! (What the Smurf!)

Yeah, dem snowballs is dangerous. 'Specially when Snilloc starts tossin' 'em around.

Bleuaaarghhh! Blooorrrggghhhh! Plaaarrrrppphhhhh! Hooooorrrrkkkkhhhhhh! Spleeeeetttttccccchhhhh

Master? Was that you?

Sorry. I thought I heard something in here.

Will someone please cast true resurrection on Vomit Guy? I miss my mentor!

Don't smurf with me or I'll smurf you!