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Rich Diver

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24 posts. Alias of Studpuffin.


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Frog-blast the vent core!


Snarky Poodle wrote:
Eep. How can we keep Monday from arriving?

Switch to the French calendar names.

What, did I say something wrong?


Aberzombie wrote:
Stabby McMagic wrote:
Aberzombie wrote:

puts on his iron underpants

I'm Ironzombie!

*casts Shocking Grasp*

Hehehehehe >:)

Hey! That....tingles!

I hear it's good for you. Might restart your heart too, deadman.


Frogblast the vent core!


Don't worry. I orbited the black hole at super speed and reverted us to the pre-"LL" time continuum. I also got rid of a certain super-intelligent monkey overlord who shall remain nameless, and hopefully this timeline will be a little better.

Edit: And sorry about those shenanigans in 2011, those were a terrible side effect...


Frog blast the vent core?


Ziesstra T'sarran wrote:

*stares at taig's consecutive string of posts*

Honestly, I had no idea that little raccoon had such boundless energy...

OOooo, ye gonna get it! No raccoon be he, yar!


Sir Spitsalot: Paladin-at-Law wrote:
Taig's Ipad wrote:
taig wrote:
The bargain parking stops being a bargain when you have to walk 5 blocks in a torrential downpour. Luckily, the iPad was safe.
Yay!!!! I'm safe, I'm safe. Master don't that Urizen fellow near me ever again. I was violated beyond belief, oh so violated. Where's a lawyer when you need one. *looks for Sebastian*
When the pony's not around I doo try to pick up the slack. How may I help?

My rope is too long. Can you help me pick up the slack?

Edit: I got a TotP with this? Sigh.


Crimson Jester wrote:
yellowdingo wrote:
Moorluck wrote:
yellowdingo wrote:
Spanky the Leprechaun wrote:


What crap would that be I wonders?

*whistles*

There are some there I didn even post in...How does that work?
Must be another conspiracy orchestrated by the world wide governments to discredit you! They hacked your Paizo account, and as we speak are sending trained ninja koalas to murder you! Run 'dingo RUN!
I'd appreciate it if you didn't picture me nakid...
as would we all.

Too late...

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...ACK! My Pineal Gland!


Twin Agate Dragons wrote:
B.O.B. wrote:
*More gunfire directed at TAD*
I'm still alive.

I'm only trying to maim you. My gun isn't magical and you've got DR... right?

*Pulls out a rocket launcher*


*More gunfire directed at TAD*


*Shoots TAD again*


*Shoots TAD*


The Gazebo wrote:
APPEAR

*Shoots the Gazebo again*


Dr. Double Honors, Ph.D. wrote:
I think you're going to have to yell a little louder.

IS THIS BETTER?


Spanky the Leprechaun wrote:
Luke Skywalker wrote:
Sebastian wrote:
Luke Skywalker wrote:


I care.
No one cares what you think. Go down to the Bathi Power Station and play with your friends.
::Goes out, whining and mumbling to self::

*catches tears on his likky tounge*

aaaah.....Canada Wet.

The strip club on the border with Minnesota?


Sebastian wrote:
Luke Skywalker wrote:


I care.

BTW, Pony, you got more grey in your mane.

No one cares what you think. Go down to the Bathi Power Station and play with your friends.

I am totally missing the grey in the mane joke...

*shouts*

He said you're getting old!


How come zombies don't eat each others brain?


*teleports in from the Marathon*

Hey guys, what I miss?

WHOA, giant B.O.B. eating Gazebo... got it.

*walks the other way, whistling non-chalantly*


The Gazebo wrote:
B.O.B. wrote:
The Gazebo wrote:
APPEAR!
I shoot you with my bow. What happens?

BEWARE, I WAKEN!

I HUNGER!
RUN COWARD!

You can't outrun a gazebo, so I hide in a parlor...

1d20 + 3 ⇒ (9) + 3 = 12

EDIT: Dang, that's not very good. Oh well, more B.O.B.s where I came from.


The Gazebo wrote:
APPEAR!

I shoot you with my bow. What happens?


Snarky Poodle wrote:
B.O.B. wrote:
Snarky Poodle wrote:


Just wait until I get the ghost touch strap-on I ordered.
Hey Snarky, your "package" just arrived!
Ooh! It's like Christmas!

Frog blast the vent core!

<snicker>


Snarky Poodle wrote:


Just wait until I get the ghost touch strap-on I ordered.

Hey Snarky, your "package" just arrived!


FROG BLAST THE VENT CORE!


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