Azhagal's page

Shoggoth, I am half-shoggoth.

I am a total crotch monster , appearing in every grotesque hentai near you!

Pathfinder regional and vocational High School

stumbled upon this whil watching the snow closings for my area

Save a Celestial Horse, ride a Paladin

Save a Treant, wipe you arse with an Owlbear

1. it's become pretty much second nature for me to turn the lights on in my bathroom when I go to use it...regardless of whether or not it is already on.

2. sometimes(pretty often actually) when I'm talking to a friend, I'll inadvertantly begin speaking in a really horrible accent, usually british or some strange afro-korean mix that is slightly more offputting when I catch myself in the act, yet continue

1. I really can't stand it when you are trying to avoid a fight by making a diplomacy check to calm said beast/npc/whatever down then the following player outright attacks them with no regard for the fact that you are trying to do something, therefore screwing up the process before it gets anywhere...especially if you are the only member of the party capable speaking with it.

2. when the GM tells another player information in-game without leaving the table, so you have to totally disregard everything you are hearing...but what really throws salt in the wounds is when the GM asks said player if they'd like to reveal the info to the party and they say no, even though we already know, but aren't supposed to.

it seems that many of the evolutions for eidolons are categorized as "primary attacks" with that said it raises the question, Can my eidolon have multiple primary attacks?

e.g. giving a serpentine based Eidolon the limbs(arms)evolution and giving it a slam attack when it already has bite listed as primary attack

if you can, sweet,if not then there is a problem with many potential builds; in which case you couldn't technically give your eidolon multiple slams although the evolution says you can have a number of slams equal the the number of arm pairs you have

The aroma of Sin-a-man buns and butterfrogscotch cookies bathes your nostrils with goodness as you approach a quaint little store that sits alone on the edge of the Mierani Forest. The shopkeeper, a friendly half-elf greets you with a smile on his face and a tray of baked goods to sample

Welcome travelers, come in to little shop of baked wonders; It is the grand opening, so everything is free for 1 day!

you open the door to discover that Azhagal's bakery is the size of a large tavern with pixies flying around bringing cakes and such to the sample trays and pastry cases strewn about the shop, some even wink at you.

what would you like, we've got everything! from Dire Bear Claws to mammoth ears to Sin-a-man buns and everything in between.

and I'd suggest trying the hellwasp honey-glazed donuts. they are simply delecta-licious.

1. Fumble- purposely fail your next attack to confuse enemy for 1d3 rounds

2.Ultimate sacrifice- reduce your AC to 0 for 2 rounds, at the end of the 2nd round you are allowed to make one attack at max damage for a character of your size class at epic lvl with no attack or damage bonuses added

my choices are...drumroll please!

so I've been watching my neighbors cat for the last few days. I had let her cat Mali out (stupidly) and spent about an hour trying to make sure she didn't trash any of the neighbors gardens or run away. it is now 12:13 AM(or 00:13) and I had succesfully gotten the cat back in the house for now....with the casualty of one of my absolute FAVORITE animals, a Chipmunk. I literally had to sit their and watch my neighbor's cat maul my favorite animal to death just to get her inside
-FML

anyways, I just gave the chipmunk a burial in hopes that it'll enjoy its new life in chippy-heaven....I feel a little empty now.....

seeing as how geocities is closing soon(whenever that is...I have no clue) and montalve has been too busy to keep the commisions log up to schedule, I have taken the liberty of putting updates of the comissions in my DA journal this'll be updated accordingly since I'm always on here and DA, so those who have been waiting...at least you have the security that your charcter/monster comissions won't get lost when geocities closs.

that is all
~Azhagal

to put it simply...my friends suckon many levels but I can't seem to tell them this, to add insult to injury I am holding a GINORMOUS secret for one of them, that could f*** up their future for the next 5 or so years, and regardless of how s****y he is (and believe me this guy is an unfathomly horrible friend and person in general) I care about him enough not to do this, rgardless of whether he is deserving of my friendship or not. and it kills to know this.

but, I have noidea how to just say **** off! and get on with my life.
I know I am one of the best friends you could ask for, but I am just wasting my time trying to help people who are too stupid and immature to realize what a great friend they have and it is driving me insane.

what am I going to do?!?!?!?!?!???!

for me, my favorite has always and will always be the scar on my right foot from the time I got a peanut stuck inside my foot when I was 6....besides I'm the only person I know whose gotten a food related injury that wasn't anaphylactic shock or food poisoning

I liked stardust simply because he sacrificed the last few living members of his race to show galactus how much he loved him, and the funny part is, that was totally unexpected; though galactus was slightly weakened, he did not know that stardust had absorbed the energies of the last five ethereals and was going to give them to him.

Okay so I recently finished a story about my encounter with a succubus(which can be found on my DA page, btw) and I enjoyed it so much, that I want to begin writing a continuation of it, however there is one problem, the succubus in question has no name
I was thinking of maybe using the name "Erzsébet", taken from countes Erzsébet Bathory of romania becaus ethe name sounds cool, but I am not dead set on this.

any suggestions would be helpful

I would have said my story about the muffin addicted vigilante, who kills girl scouts who don't give her Thin Mints, or my multigenre project done in high school about serial killers.

but as of 2 days ago, this all changed after I started thinking of what my encounter with a succubus would be like, then I started writing about it...not to toot my own horn but it is hot, plain and simple

Will save, will save!!!

mehehehhhhh.....

as strange as it sounds, I've always said that if I were a woman I'd learn Raks Sharqi(belly dancing)
1. it is the single most amazing form of dance, as well as being really cool
2. it is hot
3. está muy calinte
4. es ist sehr heiss
5.[insert "it is very hot" in french]

I would also like to learn some exotic martial art and jewelry making....maybe

I don't think it'be a particularly bad idea, in fact it's a pretty good one cause I loved my genesis and dreamcast, plus sega makes games for every platform consistently so their bound to have the cash to develop one

what do y'all think?

15 most retarded D&D monsters

I can agree with quite a few of these, though I would have expanded the list to 20

do you guys agree with the choices? if not what would you have put on it instead?

I am currently trying to take my art in a different direction so I'm doing a hell of a lot of figure drawings and I'm now veering toward mosters. I was wondering what y'all think sounds like interesting fusions of creatures and humanoids or insectoids and avians etc.
e.g. a displacer beast mixed with a flesh jelly(which I am currently trying to draw)

any ideas are greatly appreciated

1. vote
2. smoke
3. get tattooed without my parents consent
4. get piercings without my parents consent
5. enter strip clubs
6. enter night clubs
7. I can go to prison as an adult
8. I can get married
9. I can get my own credit card without parental signature
10. I have no curfew, unless some nightmare beast surfaces
11. I can write a will
12. go in and buy from "adult stores"
13. buy lotto tickets
14. get a credit card by myself
15. move out of my parents house
16. sue people
17. get sued by people
18. date people 18 and older
19. go into casinos
20. drive

by the pattern i think our flus are following (mammal we eat(cow),bird,mammal we eat(pig)) I think our next flu pandemic will be either chicken or turkey, however, if this pattern isn't followed, I think fish may be next, specifically cod or salmon

what are your thoughts/predictions?

geocities closing

they had a long run and will be missed.....*moment of silence*

would definately be a mayan, I just couldn't ignore the opportunity to decapitate a conquistador with my Macuahuitl

mine has to be a tie between
1. Nightcrawler(teleporting=awesome)

2. Gambit( you really can't go wrong with a demon-eyed, bio-kinetic energy wielding, cajun thief who throws playing cards more accurately than a ninja throws shuriken can you?)

3. Stacy X(two words...mutant prostitute)

my initial reaction to it was...
wow, I'm surprised how loyal to the graohic novel this was...amazing 8/10
then after talking with my friend alex I realized that the movie was far too "concise" it should have been one in a series of watchmen movies(I know it is kinda early to assume there won't be more, but looking at the manner in which this was made, it is unlikely) it seemed as if the bulk of the film was a random jumble of important events with small fillers in between, then edited up the wazoo to make it 2 hours long. ( just for hahas I've estimated the total length of the movie(s) if done orrectly, and the series could be no shorter than ~10 hours split between 3-4 movies which is short for such a huge graphic novel, but with time being money I had to make a practical decision

the casting was all right to pretty bad with the only exception being Jackie Earl Haley(Rorschach)he encapsulated Rorscach for me, he sounded exactly how I'd pictured Rorschach sounding, and to be honest he played the hell out him and outshined all the others especially Carla Gugino(Silk Spectre I) and the way they portrayed the Comedian was a little offputting, since they only focused on how royally f***ed he was yet they chose to keep the fact that everyone mourned his death and searched very dilligent,ly for his murderer. they left out SO MUCH of dr. manhattan's dialogue (including his whole monologue on mars, actually everything on mars short of him creating his "cog-castle and near asphyxiation of silkspectre)

overall many characters could have been cut due to a supreme lack of importance in the movie most notably all of the minutemen (except the comedian and S.S. I of course) and Bubastis who appears for maybe 12 seconds.

but I digress...[sarcasm]that's hollywood for ya![/sarcasm]

[passive aggressively]I would like to say myself but I got to the theater too late so it was sold out[/passive aggressive]