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Damn straight, pilgrim!

Good God Man! That's too many Aliases!

Not likely, pilgrim.

I'm all right.

Everyone should go buy the new Bluray of my movie The Commancheros.

I remember when my cattle drivers abandoned me for the gold fields, I was forced to take on a collection of young boys as my drivers in order to get the herd to market in time to avoid financial disaster. Jimmy was one of those boys, learning to do a man's job under my tutelage. Of course, we did have some problems with that gang of cattle thieves is stalking us....

Steven Tindall wrote:

Prince That Howls wrote:

Who. Cares.

Just because she’s related so someone famous doesn’t mean her opinion matters.

+1 well said. While were at it who cares what celebrities think either just because you can act or sing doesn't mean you have ANY political clout above being a single voter like the rest of us.

All I have to say to that is Ronald Reagan :P

Don't forget me, pilgrim. Everybody loved me.

Happy Birthday to me!

Avatar of John Wayne wrote:

I'm right here, pilgrim. You got a problem?

Did you really play a character named 'Rooster Cockburn' or was that the reason you walked funny.

I told the director that he didn't need "authenticity" when shooting the prostitute scene.

I'm right here, pilgrim. You got a problem?

AMERICA, WHY I LOVE HER

You ask me Why I Love Her?
Well, give me time and I'll explain.
Have you seen a Kansas sunset
Or an Arizona rain?
Have you drifted on a bayou
Down Louisiana way?
Have you watched a cold fog drifting
Over San Francisco Bay?
Have you heard a bobwhite calling
In the Carolina pines,
Or heard the bellow of a diesel
At the Appalachia mines?
Does the call of Niagara thrill you
When you hear her waters roar?
Do you look with awe and wonder
At her Massachusetts shore,
Where men who braved a hard new world
First stepped on Plymouth's rock?
And do you think of them when you stroll
Along a New York City dock?
Have you seen a snowflake drifting
In the Rockies, way up high?
Have you seen the sun come blazing down
From a bright Nevada sky?
Do you hail to the Columbia
As she rushes to the sea,
Or bow your head at Gettysburg
At our struggle to be free?
Have you seen the mighty Tetons?
Have you watched an eagle soar?
Have you seen the Mississippi
Roll along Missouri's shore?
Have you felt a chill at Michigan
When on a winter's day
Her waters rage along the shore
In thunderous display?
Does the word "Aloha" make you warm?
Do you stare in disbelief
When you see the surf
Come roaring in at Waimea Reef?
From Alaska's cold to the Everglades
From the Rio Grande to Maine,
My heart cries out, my pulse runs fast
At the might of her domain.
You ask me Why I Love Her?
I've a million reasons why:
My Beautiful America,
Beneath God's wide, wide sky

Mine!

Damn! Can't a man rest in peace anymore. Don't those Hollywood buggers got no respect, tradin in on my good name.

Ewww, the scawy zombie is giving me bad vibes. He's retarted and the gay. That's what the celebrities told me.

Not this celebrity, pilgrim. I like that guy. But, then again, I'm also dead, so we have something in common.

Never apologize! It's a sign o'weakness.

Well howzabout Ah jus say good mornin'?

Ah guess that'll do, pilgrim.

flash_cxxi wrote:

Patrick Curtin wrote:

*Yawn* Morning all

I'm glad you didn't say good because other than the joy of seeing the kids again after a week and a half, today hardly qualifies.

Nope, never claimed it was good. Today, in fact, is already shaping up to be a stress-filled bag of suckitude...

Don't say "It's a fine morning" or I'll shoot ya!

walks into thread and punches someone

HAPPY HALLOWEEN!!

Don't say it's a fine morning or I'll shoot ya!

We can only try Pilgrim.

Don't say it's a fine morning or I'll shoot ya!

I won't be wronged. I won't be insulted. I won't be laid a hand on.

Don't say it's a fine morning, or I'll shoot ya!

America: Why I love Her!

God bless America!

*walks in and calls for a whiskey*

Don't say it's a fine morning or I'll shoot ya!

Don't say "It's a fine morning", or a I'll shoot ya.

Don't say it's a fine morning or I'll shoot ya.

*Wanders in to the bar, looking for a beer and a dame*

I used to love a good beer pilgrim. Or maybe some whiskey.

Post inquiring as to which direction the bad guys went in.

*Rides through thread, looking for a beautiful dame to rescue*

Me three, pilgrim.

Howdy pilgrims!

Ain't they got no respect? Maybe I should just give them the same treatment that "Lucky" Ned Pepper got?

I'm still waiting for an apology for the movie Donovan's Reef, when Hollywood thought it would be clever to pair me with a leading lady who was half my age. Damn that made me look old.

Don't say it's a fine morning or I'll shoot ya!

I think everyone should just vote for me. Then everyday can be John Wayne Day.

F*%k him and John Wayne!

Got a problem, Pilgrim?