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I need food!

I'm so confused.

There's a cure for that!

Who ordered the pizza?

Mine!

Hey! Look at this cool chain I made out of some intestines laying around!

Angel Fish wrote:

*Floats in*

GO TEAM LAW!
*Floats out*

If a slaad implants an egg in Angel Fish, is it now considered caviar?

I vote yes!

We could make millions!

Mmmm...kibble....

Auntie Pasto Slaad wrote:

Potato Slaad wrote:

starts singing

Memories...
Light the corners of my mind.
Misty, water-colored memories...
Of the way we were.

Shouldn't that be 'of the eggs we were'?

Why do you have muttonchops?

It's chaotic for ladies to have muttonchops. Even if I'm only polymorphed.

starts singing

Memories...
Light the corners of my mind.
Misty, water-colored memories...
Of the way we were.

Shouldn't that be 'of the eggs we were'?

Auntie Pasto Slaad wrote:

Poodle Jack Slaad wrote:

Potato Slaad wrote:

THE FALSE SLAADS ARE AMONG US!

AND YOU ARE ONE OF THEM!!!

But he has so many eyes, like a good chaotic potato. Are they fakes?

Remember, lawful potatoes have a lot of eyes too...

EEEEK!

Potato Slaad wrote:

THE FALSE SLAADS ARE AMONG US!

AND YOU ARE ONE OF THEM!!!

But he has so many eyes, like a good chaotic potato. Are they fakes?

THE FALSE SLAADS ARE AMONG US!

GET THEM!

EGGS OF THE WORLD UNITE! ...THEN SCATTER! ...THEN UNITE AGAIN! ...THEN...

I smell strawberries! Has anyone seen that good-for-nothing husband of mine?

ANANAB!

BANANA!

I've got some Abba or Yanni blasting away in my eardrums.

Now, that's chaotic! *bows*

There could be a Thread in your Cultist? I don't get it.

Scrappy-Doo Slaad wrote:

Slip and Slaad wrote:

...maybe add some orhlain shiners*?

Scrappy-Doo Slaad wrote:

I think I can help with that... {runs off down the road}

{runs back dragging a screaming short man with a red jacket and fez} Here ya go, Tossed Slaad, one shriner. That little horseless cart he was in moved pretty quick, but I still got him.

Ooh! A shriner!

*eggs shriner*

Hmm, a shriner?

approaches 'shriner'

Nope. This isn't my husband. Oh well, can't let these eggs spoil.

eggs shriner

Auntie Pasto Slaad wrote:

I know he's around here! I can smell the strawberries I put in his lunch!

We haven't seen him ... which is why we've built this effigy in an effort to channel him back to the Maelstrom.

<looks back at the wilting lettuce effigy>

Maybe we should animate the piecemeal chef ...

The leader should be able to find that lazy, good-for-nothing husband of mine. It's his turn to watch the eggs!

twirls rolling pin

I know he's around here! I can smell the strawberries I put in his lunch!

Has anyone seen that lazy husband of mine?

inspects effigy of Chef Slaad to see if anyone's hiding in it