Auntie Gish's page

Pardon me, dearie, but are you eeeeeevil?

You should join our quilting bee.

Ackbar the Admiral wrote:

Obsessed Gygax Fan wrote:

Cookie Monster wrote:

Priest of Bacon Cheesburgers wrote:

Bless the new couple. May there always be bacon on your burgers.

Cookies!

Gygax!

Calamari!

Syrup!

Gish cakes!

I would like to introduce a motion to enshrine gishcakes covered in my rich, vaguely maple flavored syrup as the national food of OffTopica

Fixed it for you, dear.

Anyone for gish cakes?

Auntie Gish wrote:

Ambrosia Slaad wrote:

{wanders in, freezes} *Hopefully they haven't spotted me.*

{gets a better look at the ladies, shudders} *Crap, some paladin musta come through here with a +5 Vorpal Stick of Ugly*

Gish cake, dear?

Eep! Um, no thanks; I'm allergic to shellgish.

Maybe a spot of tea though.

<Braces for June Cleaver to say something about "spotting">

Not a problem, dear.

<Pours tea into Ambrosia Slaad's cup>

It's Erle Gish!

{wanders in, freezes} *Hopefully they haven't spotted me.*

{gets a better look at the ladies, shudders} *Crap, some paladin musta come through here with a +5 Vorpal Stick of Ugly*

Gish cake, dear?

Thank the forces of Good and all that is Holy that Kender are not Open Content!

Hmmm...Kender Gish sounds like a great idea, though!

Your gish is on my list.

[Nancy Kerrigan]Why? Whyyyy?[/Nancy Kerrigan]

You must remember this, a gish is still a gish...

Now bring us some gishy pudding,
Now bring us some gishy pudding,
Now bring us some gishy pudding
And gish it right here.

More gishitors!

<Passes a plate of gishcakes to Gish Wife, Pish, and Shadownborn>

I do not want to know where she pulled those g*sh-cakes from...

Secret recipe, dear. :)

Who's ready for some gish pudding?

Auntie Gish wrote:

What's in a name? That which we call a gish by any other name would smell as sweet.

And so are you...well, not young.

Thank you, young man! Gish browns?

What's in a name? That which we call a gish by any other name would smell as sweet.

The word g&#~ is obscene.

Now dear, try some gishcakes. That will change your mind.

Please do help yourselves to some gishcakes.

<Puts a plate in front of Weylin, KC, and Mairkurion>

Now now, dear. There's plenty of gishcakes to go around.

<Puts a steaming pile of gishcakes in Kitty!'s bowl>

Here you go, dear. A nice steaming pile of gishcakes.

Now give me a minute to get the gish browns browned.

Who wants some of my Multiverse-famous gishcakes and gish browns?