Attack Goblin #23's page

Me want book all about goblins!

Pages 257-260 & 277-280 are missing from my copy of the Bestiary. That totals 8 pages.

Me sorry. had emergency! needed paper.

Fear dot!

Sorry boss. Me go chop somthing, OK?

walks into thread holding a lit torch

Me burn yet?

Ha ha! Lizard thing burn good!

Me stats is good! You use, you kick ass. Burn stuff good.

runs screaming through thread after having lit himself on fire

runs through the thread carrying scissors and a burning torch

Please, no tell on me!

Me need burn yet?

HAPPY HALLOWEEN!!

You want me rob someone?

My copy shipped on October 29th.

You copy not accidently on purpose ship with explosive potion. Not burn you horribly.

shrugs. tries to set fire anyway. burns self.

Me felt like crizap yesterday. Burn fuzzy animal. Feel better now.

Me go there! Offer burn place!

Hey monkey Patrick! You want me burn place down?

Monkey throw poop?

Be burn now?

Trys to run from the dot, but accidently lights self on fire

wanders in carrying a torch

Me burn now?

...I think the kitten is doing a good job.

Kitty?!? Me chop, burn?

Me like sniff salt through straw sometimes...

You want me chop and burn boss?

Lisa, I'm starting to think there were never really any ducks. Instead there were a couple of geese, a moose, and a goblin. Ducks surely wouldn't be that difficult to row!

Ducks wuz here, but me get hungry. Me chop, burn, and eat ducks.

KaeYoss wrote:

Mine's not even pending yet...

I believe yours is waiting on the Second Darkness dice.

Thanks,
Sara Marie

Ummm, sorry boss. Attack Goblin #13 think his dice was candy and eat. We chop #13 open and got dice back. Cleaned them off to. You get soon.

*runs through the thread carrying a burning torch and chasing a random n00b*

Celestial Healer wrote:

Welcome!

Remember, whatever Cosmo tells you, sacrificing an eye is not a requirement of the job.

LIES!

Ugly hoomans lie about you Boss? You say word, we chop them good! Burn them too. Then chop more. Then burn more. Then....

Later your life will be removed from you.

That my job! You insult Vic, we goblins chop you good! Chop you friends! Burn you house down!

Enough about goblins.

Never enough! We bad ass! You plenty scared!

As for the person I am replacing... if I understand the office rumors correctly, goblins have kidnapped her. I'm sure we'll be forming a rescue party sometime in the near future, but no doubt, her time spent away will have molded her into something far too great for mere customer service.

You never get woman person back! She belong to goblins now! We make her queen!

Teter sent me in here to attack some guy named Moorluck.

Down with anti-goblin sentiment! We have feeling to, you know!

So, what do you have against goblins? Don't tell me you buy into that propaganda that we are all evil little bastards who would just as soon stab you as talk to you. I'll let you know that I also enjoy opera, knitting, and breeding champion show spiders.

Ouch!

Eyes the elephant hungrily

Me no bin fed for days.

Me no have money.

checks pockets

Me got some lint, and some moldy bread, and...hey cool...a dead mouse! Breakfast!

sniff

Really....? You think Cosmo loves me?

They......didn't?

Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa..........

I haven't received any attack orders from Paizo for a while now. Don't they love me no more?

It move! Run away!!!!

A dog! Kill! Burn!

ATTACK!!!

*Attacks the peasant*

ATTACK!!!

On behalf of my Paizo overlords: ATTACK!!!

Oh pfft!

I figured that all along. No worries.

** spoiler omitted **

You sure boss? Me was looking forward to chopping and burning.