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Kobold Cleaver wrote:
Ask a Succubus Enforcer wrote: Well, since the date for submitting questions to you has now passed, and you haven't posted further officially reopening the submission process, it looks like you don't want this thread any more. I was using the kobold calendar, you ethnocentric bastard.
She's flattered. She wants to know if you're available for a date?
It might be a good idea to find something else you plausibly have to do unless you reaaaally like bubble bath and lavender essence, which she has something of a fad for right now, although you did *NOT* hear me say that...
Disclaimer:
Ask A Succubus Provisionally TM is, of course, a member of a sorority of Very Advanced succubi, who (being denizens of the Abyss) have somewhat CE inclined views. They are of course, all Ladies, in the sense of being both aristocratic (well, a succubus *is* pretty much one of the most ideal life-forms that there is, as far as Tanar'ri go, thus this is entirely reasonable) and eccentric (although personages of other species and/or of different moral/ethical standpoints have been known to use other adjectives, more complimentary, but also considerably less refined).
This intermission was regulated by the Ask A Succubus sorority. Although the appropriate adjective to correctly address a group of succubi is more usually 'tea-party', at present to avoid confusion with a cultural/political/religious organisation of that nature on the North American continent of your world, we are currently pretending to simply be a sisterhood, whilst we review the ongoing situation.
We now return you to your regular debate.
<Emerges from rubble, dusting self off, and inspecting fingernails anxiously for damage>
Damn! I broke a couple of nails. That's only two days and I need another manicure already.
That post was brought to you by taking-things-waaaaaay-beyond-context-and-twisting-them, deranged, 'don't-mention-the-whole-fallen-or-Asmodeus-things', Lucy Fury.
We now return you to your regular debate.
Uh-oh, incoming... Dive! Everyone dive! It's a Lucy Fury post.
<Leaps for cover>
Aaaand thank-you Smagnavast. We now return you to your regular debate.
Damn! I'm stuck with doing the continuity stuff again. The following post is being made by Smagnavast the Black, giving the unique perspective and wisdom of a very large, very bad, dragon on the principle topic of this thread.
World Weary Edition Warrior wrote: Ask A Succubus Provisonally TM wrote: Ooh! Excitement! I get to do a continuity announcement.
The following post, posted (as of the time of posting) under the alias of 'World Weary Edition Warrior' is not to be taken seriously.
<'offstage whisper'>
Okay, I did it, just like you asked. Can I have the 'provisionally' taken out of my name, now, please? It looks a bit silly and undignified, I feel.
Gah, another amateur RPG book publishing company. I miss the days when TSR was in its pomp, with Monte Cook unleashing Modron Madness, the Van Richten's guides were coming out and DiTerlizzi was illustrating the first two Planescape monstrous compendium appendices. After that it was pretty much all downhill, with the Wizards of the Coast take over, those godawful 'Die Vecna, die!' and 'The Apocalypse Stone' modules, and the slow slide towards the current state of play where the market's more fragmented than ever and everyone's either publishing either board-games or pot-boilers.
Hey, you weren't supposed to sneak a quick edit in like that at the end. What do you think that you were doing?
Oh, wait... No time.
Ahem. And that brings our token 'raining on your parade' commercial break to an end. Having got it out of the way, you can now resume your regular thread with Excitement (TM), Vim (TM) and SUPER-DUPER GOODNESS!!!!!! (TM - now over the top with extra exclamation marks).
Oh, hang on, was I supposed to mention someone called 'Godwin' too? That makes no kind of sense whatsoever. I'm not going to do it. Fire me if you don't like it.
Ooh! Excitement! I get to do a continuity announcement.
The following post, posted (as of the time of posting) under the alias of 'World Weary Edition Warrior' is not to be taken seriously.
<'offstage whisper'>
Okay, I did it, just like you asked. Can I have the 'provisionally' taken out of my name, now, please? It looks a bit silly and undignified, I feel.
Timitius wrote: Geez, less of a breakdown, and more of a split personality! O_o Oooh! Aren't you that person Howell B. Talbot the third pretends to be when he's had a really stressful time of it and needs some light relief? Given that Howell hasn't had much to say recently, that last encounter with the Sandpoint Devil and its bad breath must have caused a nervous crisis of epic proportions...
Perhaps you [Howell] should take some decent perfume with you in future to combat such menaces? Either that or a halfling soaked in fragrant spices and brandy to feed to such creatures, which often works just as well (and is usually much, much, cheaper).
Ooh. Does that mean I get to be Ask A Succubus TM?
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