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TOZ ish full of weakshauce.

Armchair DM wrote:

Pie Golem wrote:

::Plucks blackbird and stuffs inside of self::

Tastes gamey.

You'd know.

Oh yeah.

::Plucks blackbird and stuffs inside of self::

Tastes gamey.

Coffee is overpowered anyway. Caffeine is so broken.

They nerfed my cream and sugar too.

What.
The.
Hell.
My coffee got cold this morning and Paizo didn't fix it. This place sucks.

You know who you are. You are a bait and a tease but I have been told to ignore you and not respond or attempt to see how easy it is to set you off. I am sorry. I will take my dice and go home now.

I win!

That kick to the jimmy was immature. And, by immature, I mean that it was a weak girly kick that resulted in "deferred sack-hurtis", a term I coined to describe it.

Worst.

Post.
Ever.

Crimshon Jeshter ish full of weakshauce.

f###?

Schtupid horshe.

Ninja Munchkin wrote:

ulgulanoth wrote:

this thread lacks flames and wars

Shut up and go buy a better hat!

i am the best hat in the universe!

I've sheen shombreros with more pershonality.

Speaks in the thrid person.

Stupid fish can't spell anything right.

This.
Thread.
Fails.

without reading any of the above post. I just wan't you all to know you are wrong about everything in this thread.

You are sho full of weakshauce.

Armchair DM wrote:

Worst.

Thread.
Ever.

Like anybody cares what you think.

If I felt like leaving my mom's basement, I'd totally kick your ass.

Worst.
Thread.
Ever.

Thish army shucks.

Uh-oh. Here comes the angry fanboys... I'm going to find me a foxhole. :P

Never shend a frog to do what an obviously shuperior being like myshelf could do better.

You keep your hands of my tush!!!

*brandishes knitting needle*

Hey, did you ever shee that Shimpsons epishode where Principal Skinner's mom and Comic-Book Guy got together? I'm just shaying...

Armchair DM wrote:

Mairkurion {tm} wrote:

TAD: It's all about inspiration. I look through what I missed, it's all chance whether anyone's post inspires me to respond, otherwise, I just chip in with something like this until inspiration hits me.

I'm not inspired or impressed at all.

And yet you responded...

Toushé...

TAD: It's all about inspiration. I look through what I missed, it's all chance whether anyone's post inspires me to respond, otherwise, I just chip in with something like this until inspiration hits me.

I'm not inspired or impressed at all.

When I get a chance, I'll write up the proof that your math is stupid. For now, you'll just have to take my word for it. Trust me, I took a course on math once.

Your math is wrong, so says the StormCloud Fallacy.

Messageboard Troll wrote:

DM Dave wrote:

Armchair DM wrote:

Twin Agate Dragons wrote:

Twin Agate Dragons wrote:

Tell me what you think.

No comments?

Shall I break them down by tiers for you?

Show me the math too.

Your math is full of FAIL!

See my website for the proof and corrected equations. Not explained for dummies.

You are all sho full of weakshauce, only I am worthy to do anything around thish place.

Twin Agate Dragons wrote:

Tell me what you think.

No comments?

Shall I break them down by tiers for you?

Pfft.

Armchair DM wrote:

Hero FTW!!!!!+1!!!!!

The resh of the games are shtupid.

A self repsecting Hero GM would never refer to himself as a DM. Just FYI.

You're full of failshauce. I can shay it however I want to.

You smell funny.

I took a shower lash week!

You look like my uncle.

Sho your uncle looks like Brad Pitt?

Hero FTW!!!!!+1!!!!!
The resh of the games are shtupid.

Why did this thread die? It's the worst tragedy that could possibly happen to this board! :)

There's no shuch thing as hyperbole on these boards, the resh of you jush don't undershtand the dire shtate of the APHB rules and why I am the only one who can fix things!

Come on! This thread is for mocking and derision, not discussion! What is wrong with you people! :)

Epic Fail! Thish ish a dishaster! I'm shaking with nerdrage!

Mairkurion {tm} wrote:

Okay, help me with either advice or paranoia warnings. No one has ever responded to Mona and Cosmo's Mama. Cosmo posted nearby in the same thread, but without interaction. I so want to by my usual funny self, but maybe that's a sign that it's not funny to Cosmo. Thoughts?

And am I sick of proctoring? Yes, yes I am.

Don't feel bad. Not every avatar is a winner ..

YAP!

Yeah, shome of ush get no love...but thash because everyone who reads ush ish full of failshauce.

Picard ish better than Shatner! Kirk is full of weakshauce and shuckage!
Picard FTW!!!+1!!!

Thish would never happen, pirates are sho much better than ninjas at doing shomething like that!
Epic Fail FTW!!!+1!!!!

Callous Jack wrote:

David Fryer wrote:

pointless post to boost my count

*punt*

Missed. I'm harder to hit than a poodle.

Thash not what it shays in the rulebook! That ish sho broken! Epic fail!