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Belkar Bitterleaf

Apoc Golem's page

RPG Superstar 2013 Star Voter. Pathfinder Society Member. 25 posts (58 including aliases). No reviews. 1 list. 1 wishlist. 2 Pathfinder Society characters.

Full Name

Apoc Golem


Biffle (Near-Human, or close enough for government work)


Writer 8/Saucy Tavern Wench 2/Tickle-Mimic 6/Game Master 20







Special Abilities

Makes a mean cup of coffee. Summon nasal congestion at-will (Free Action).


Chaotic Stoopid


Shiznizuazabeezak, Chaotic Stoopid Kobold Deity of Mining and Crack


Nestled in the muscular pecks of an abnormally large Russian woman


Common, Celestial, Draconic, Tickle-Mimic


Writer (ish)

Strength 8
Dexterity 7
Constitution 12
Intelligence 55
Wisdom 400
Charisma 2

About Apoc Golem

You want babies? You'll have so many babies! 400 BABIES!!

Sorry. This is neither the time nor the place for a memoir. I'm a writer, but that's not how I make my money. I don't do that. (Make money, I mean.) I'm a student at a community college in the fabled land of Ticky-Tacky. Don't ask me where it is. I'm not a map-maker, for Shiznizuazabeezak's sake.

I have a shrine to snakes in my house. Not real snakes, good gravy no. Those are gross and scary. It's a shrine to pipe snakes. You know, the ones you snake through your plumbing to clean the pipes. Those things are a handy little invention, boy howdy. Human ingenuity wins again!

Also, I have no friends. People don't like to get near me. Dunno why. Perhaps it's the pervasive aroma of Gouda that follows me everywhere. Or maybe it's because I suck the blood of goats. Also, I bite, and I'm pretty sure I haven't had my shots.

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