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...You start a war to secede from the Union, then both ban secession and write a constitution that does many of the things you were complaining about, without realizing that you aren't acting much different than the Union except in the areas where you shouldn't be.

I was almost in agreement... Until I saw the word WRITE in your post! :-)

The parties first quest is for the fabled +1 bug zapper.

All the mages dress in white robes with white pointy hats.

Forks & spoons are considered party treasure and sold back in town for a great deal of coin to them city folk.

You see at least 3 broken carriages in the front lawn of the Baron's house.

Every dungeon has a taxidermy

Every initative starts with the words... "Gentlemen, start your dice rolling"

Mobile home skirting makes the perfect shield.