Angel of Violence's page

These ponies are some I could support.

We should get the Jackapult and go rampage through some of the 5e threads. They are getting way to stuffy.

STOP TEASING ME!

Yes, please don't tease those of us who have to wait until their birthday next month to get this book.

Frat Jack wrote:

Or just o Jack and cut in line!

Exqueeze me!

*SPLOOOOSH!*

I'm happy we don't have body hair.

You boys never cease to entertain.

Bin Laden is dead. Dark and Stormies are on me!

Let's celebrate by blowing stuff up!

Why doesn't the gunslinger have Use Magic Device as a class skill? How is she supposed to use wand rifles without it?

The gunslinger really needs Use Magic Device so she can use wand rifles. :)

Judging by the waist deep sea of beer cans, I take it the Borg have not been by in awhile?

And clockwork.

I hear you have a flying monkey problem.

Thank you. Disappears in a puff of silver smoke.

Has anyone seen flying monkeys in here?

Cuts off Yknaps kneecaps with a greatsword Mine!

Soldiers, take aim at that angel of violence. She has threatened our headquarters with smiting.

You boys are singing my song. Begins firing bolts of celestial energy from her crossbow.

This place needs a good smiting. Where is that Paladin at Law?

Get it!

It always seems like political threads begin to dominate this section at the end of the year, why is that?

NO POLITICS HERE!!!!!

Well snap out of it. The political threads are taking over again.

What's the deal? Everytime I turn around, you guys have tripped and fallen into the archives.

I don't think so my lord. He seems more like a spy for SoFAWtL.

I think he snuck in with Lynora-Jill.

Yes boss?

it is to ride,

taig wrote:

Deep down inside, he didn't really want to kill Callous Jack.

There has only ever been one valid reason to kill Callous Jack.

Now I'm offended.

Adam Daigle wrote:

We need to get to the bottom of this! Sounds like an investigation is in order. Let's form a party. I'll play the cleric.

Cavalier!

Acrobat!

I will just leave you with this thought.

Emperor7 wrote:

Solnes wrote:

Ok folks I am sorry I have missed you all again today, hope you all had a good night and a good morning, hopefully I will get to talk some tomorrow.

Going to bed now, my nap wasn't a very good one...as when I did sleep I had weird dreams of the SoFaWtL peeps. :\
Its scary when you picture/dream of talking trees, werewolfs, camping lepers, and a cowardly dragon, throw in a badger and a drow man....and well, lets say I didn't sleep well. :)
Like Alice In Wonderland on a badddddd trip!!!

Nice to know when you're dreaming about wood you let me talk a little, even if you're scared by it. ;)

Hey, how come I'm not in this dream? Every dream neds a Shoanti warrior.

More importantly, when are you going to write up this adventure?

Who left this unattended fire hose laying around?

Turns on full blast, goes flying up into the air as he power-hoses the flaming fanster.

Kill the camprechaun!

Whoa, I've never seen a post get kicked off the top of the page before.

It takes talent.

STOMP! Be quite down there.

I just want to love and be loved.

Is that so wrong -- to want the greatest thing of all?

Kill the camprechaun!

Hail Moorluck! This place needs more nymphs and dryads.

What about dragons?

Yes. Shoots the slaad with a +5 axiomatic evil outsider bane heavy crossbow.

Finally, this place is getting interesting.

No. It's mine.

Oh no, Sharoth does have the Alternate Form ability. So he could be a buxom little nymph if he wanted to.

But to be fair, I think he should have to wrestle as a girl a few times in Jell-O over at the Dark & Stormy thread.

I'll take him.

Do it for charity.

Please?

Quickly now, or I will have your father come in here.

Angel of Violence wrote:

Hey Ambrosia, what do you say to a little sparring match, your claws against mine?

You're just looking to work out your anti-Cats aggression, aren't you? ;) I'm not a Cats or furry fan ("not that there's anything wrong with that"), but I'll admit to a soft spot for Tigra from the Avengers (despite how badly the writers misuse her).

Sparring with claws, or playing with claws?

Your choice.

Hey Ambrosia, what do you say to a little sparring match, your claws against mine?

Better make it two. I worked up quite a thirst in there. ;)

Hours later "You might want to check your camera," Angel says. "It sounded like it was overheating."

We'll miss you.

Plase do, this isn't a Cats audition.

Make sure you have a cold shower going too.

Angel of Violence wrote:

Jack'n Jill wrote:

So what should we play? I always enjoyed Twister.

Don't you need one more for Twister?

"I don't know, Angel - we did just fine with only four last night..." ;D

Yes, but twice as many girls means twice as much fun. I'm surprised I have to explain it to you. The other Jacks get it just fine.

So what should we play? I always enjoyed Twister.

Don't you need one more for Twister?

David,

** spoiler omitted **

+1

A good spread of buckshot hits everything.