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I will think of a new saga to sing.
Been fun
It will be Szuriel with a steel chair.
Life lesson, do not taunt the one holding the stimpack
*Licks Grun, trips balls*
Does anyone have magic that let's us talk from far away? Be helpful right now.
Briggi tries to get some of the fleeing guardsmen back into formation in order to try to get something done. Guards! Don't flee at this time! This is what we signed up for and will show we have what it takes to wear the colors! Plus ale is on me!
Briggi is suddenly in danger of getting lynched by the other guards and so runs his tin plated butt off.
She is a descendant of Lady Alcina Dimitrescu!
There is nothing worse than being caught in THE GAP! I mean have you seen the clothes they sell?
Only if you promise to eat your veggies.
I think originally, androids were more like Nier:Automata's androids.
Aggh punches the symbol off
Ah yes, the ever-present succubus statue. The arrowhead could be useful to cut through locks and chains.
While I did attempt to use my rudimentary artistic talents to create some sort of sketch, even my best guess at the appearance of this beast has fallen quite short, as it matches nothing I am currently aware of.I'd love to see everyone else's attempts at drawing a monster capable of hunting a god! The Long Boy.
The no-fun god. No eating food with your fingers! Eat your pizza with a knife and fork.
Let's go get the queen! Time for King Manny!
Zyphus metaphysically slips in the shower. The Child Goddess from Kaer Maga? She(?) even has clerics.
Last Christmas, I gave you my heart
People blow horns at her corpse.
Alright, I've been thinking. When life gives you lemons, don't make lemonade - make life take the lemons back! Get mad! I don't want your damn lemons, what am I supposed to do with these? Demand to see life's manager. Make life rue the day it thought it could give Cave Johnson lemons. Do you know who I am? I'm the man who's gonna burn your house down! With the lemons. I'm going to to get my engineers to invent a combustible lemon that burns your house down!
Beron stretches after getting out of the carriage. We might want to forgoes a fire since it could draw attention. As for sleeping, we have bedrolls and I have Iron Rations to share. Although it looks like it consists primarily of dried fruit and beef jerky. Beorn gets the bedrolls set out.
Briggi saps the kid to the north
I have been in two PbP APs here that have reached the end. Plus there was a Skull and Shackles AP that finished due to the efforts of people who used a combo of PBP/Roll20 to get stuff done
I am OK with that. I say we try to finish the first book and see. How things go.
Sent one
Manny dons his crab suit and dances to Vikla's song, clacking his claws and singing something about yellow boats that go under water.
The door to the guard barracks opened and a weary Briggi thumped through, yet another long day and the usually enduring Briggi was exhausted. Putting his weapons and armor away, Briggi lay back on his cot and stared at the ceiling. His sad attempts at helping his friend was going nowhere. He had been asked to try to locate his friend's son who had gone missing near the docks and despite Briggi's efforts, no trace could be found. Briggi wasn't surprised, he was no master spy, able to sniff out traces and solve the case, he was just a mere patrolman who could never afford to hire some priest or wizard to find the child. Sighing, Briggi turned over and found himself staring at a slip of paper that had been tucked under his pillow. Reading it, he pondered and decided to check up on this in the morning.
Tangent, but thinking on how Golarion has been hidden away in the Starfinder setting makes me think there is potential for a post-apocalyptic setting. Rovagug got very close to getting out and trashed a lot of real estate, so the planet got moved into The Gap and so on. SO there still could be adventures on Golarion with the PCs being wandering custodians who make sure the new seals stay working and eliminate threats due to lots of Rovagug spawn running lose.
At being called'mangy', it seems Manny's button got pushed.
MANGY?! You call me a dog? Dogs are mangy and nasty and eat gobboes!
I'm a walking!
Hope things get better
Minotaur recovered from getting turned inside out during Immortal Hulk I see.
Well I guess it has something to do with shaving? Beorn looks at the mound of pillows with trepidation.
HR Puffenstuff and Sigmund and the Sea Monsters. The world is less weird now.
Beorn coughs lightly. Well let us not squabble, we have all escaped with only some bumps and bruises. Beorn also looks for any thing to sip since all that singing has made him thirsty.
Dwarves bathe in the good dirt of Mother Earth! We rub ourselves and then scrape it off. Water is for drinking and the forge. Far better than the elves flitting around and dousing themselves in flower nectar.
Thiking of two characters. Icabhod Tilneros. Investigator who acts as security consultant for important people(Such as securing doors, looking for spies, making sure of the well being of hosts) 'Chef Bolognase' Vigilante who works as a humble cook but really acts as a hidden guardian to his patron. Seeking out injustice and serving up JUSTICE!
Getting into Venn diagram territory with all of these circles.
Have you ever wondered why the rations you put in your bag of holding sometimes disappear? The humble bag spider is large by the standards of mundane spiders, with mature specimens being the size of a tarantula. It is, however, not a very accomplished hunter. Its web-spinning abilities are all but vestigial, its poisonous bite incapable of causing anything more serious than a mild rash, and it lacks the speed and defenses of other large spiders. For all these weaknesses, however, it has one unique ability. A bag spider will seek out a hole, preferably one very close to their own size. In nature they will choose a hole in a tree trunk, a crevice in the rocks, or a similar opening. They can dig holes to use as burrows, although they are poor diggers. Then, it will start expanding its hole. It will bite and gnaw at the sides, spinning webs along the walls as they expand their burrow. The space inside their hole increases, but the outside remains untouched. As part of this process it is rendered airless, although much like the diving bell spider, the bag spider has its own method of gathering up bubbles of air and storing them in its burrow. In this way, the bag spider creates its own perfectly safe demiplane, where neither its prey nor its predators can easily survive. In nature, bag spiders were never all that successful. While their little 'nests of holding' rendered them incredibly safe, they were poor hunters. And when they grew too large for the entrance to their burrow they had to find a larger one - a journey that was often fatal for the bag spider. But that all changed with the arrival of humans. Bags, pouches and pockets make perfect bag spider nests. They're common, easily accessible, perfectly camouflaged, and humans sometimes put food inside of them. In fact, when a bag spider turns a bag into their nest, humans will often continue to place food inside of it. The bag spider, meanwhile, hides from the giant apes - they are far too large for it to hunt effectively, and capable of crushing it with a single blow. This means that a bag spider might go completely unnoticed, save for the occasional disappearing rations - few people explore all the dark corners of their bag of holding after all. Of course, not all bags of holding were created by bag spiders. Wizards were happy to copy the concept. But if the right pocket of your old pants is suddenly strangely roomy, or the saddle bags of your donkey seem bigger on the inside, chances are you've got a bag spider infestation. How to use Bag Spiders
Your players will be baffled to find one of their pockets, bags, boxes, barrels, pouches, or hats has suddenly become bigger on the inside. And they'll be shocked when the spider nips out and eats some of their rations while they're sleeping. Will they kill the spider, or befriend it? A truly massive bag spider could have a nest the size of a house, containing an airless domain many times that house's real size. It might steal chickens and sheep at night - the only things dumb and slow enough for it to reliably hunt. But how are the players going to hunt a giant spider in its own domain, where they can't even breathe? If you really hate your players, introduce Parasitic bag spiders. They live in your nose, or ears, or mouth. They use poison to leave that area of your face numb, and increase the size on the inside, creating a space for them to live. They're smaller, the size of house spiders, but hundreds of them could be living in your ears. And you can hear them chewing at night.... Made on rpg.net
Hope crusher!
Shine on you crazy diamond.
A miserable pile of secrets!
Liz helps set the camp up and prepares dinner as well. She gives a portion to the bandits and keeps watch with Fifi who sniffs the air and patrols the camp.
Liz asks the bandit,Anyone at your camp that can cast magic?
Check out the movie Brazil and a particular scene in Jupiter Rising for examples of bueracracy from hell
Liz can't do much in melee due to her 10 str arms and 10 dex sling. So she will probably be in support and drowning foes in corgi hordes.
Switch the adventures around. It will require redoing encounters but having it go 1-2-3-5-4-6 allows the PCs to address the key problem(Doing away with the Shadowcurse) without having to veer off to do the Infernal Syndrome and let's them enjoy their victory for a while before things go boom.
I can use it as well
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