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What is the air-speed velocity of an unladen swallow?
COME SEE THE VIOLENCE INHERENT IN THE SYSTEM!
You can all come live in our village. It's an anarcho-syndicalist commune, and we have some lovely filth.
Jack Hammer wrote: Anarcho-Syndicalist Peasant wrote: Jack Hammer wrote: Gary Teter wrote: What happens if I press this red button? Nothing. Nothing at all. Go ahead and press it.
Makes sure the red button is connected to the electrodes and that a peasant is strapped in tight. Come and see the violence inherent in the system!
HELP! HELP! IM BEING OPPRESSED! Did you say 'pressed'? OK, I'll press the red button for Gary.
Presses red button GGGHHTTGGIGGITY!HUMINAHUMINAHUMINAeieiei!
The smell of roasting peasant fills the thread
Jack Hammer wrote: TriOmegaZero wrote: Where'd you find the peasant? He was shining my Jack boots No I wasn't, you fascist golem
Jack Hammer wrote: Gary Teter wrote: What happens if I press this red button? Nothing. Nothing at all. Go ahead and press it.
Makes sure the red button is connected to the electrodes and that a peasant is strapped in tight. Come and see the violence inherent in the system!
HELP! HELP! IM BEING OPPRESSED!
Right O! Finally home at Umpton-Under-Filth! Time for our bi-annual anarcho-syndicalist meeting. And it's my turn to be Secretary General! Huzzah for executive power! Now where ..
Looks about
Oh no. Oh no no no!
Paramilitaries fighting terrorists? Why don't we call them GI Blackwater, a real American fiasco?
I vote for Cobra Commanders ideal. I heard he will unite us under the banner of the greatest good for the greatest number. GI Joe is a tired paradigm of a failed state.
Although the office of marraige is merely a tool the oppressive feudalistic system uses to enslave our sisters in matrimonial bondage ..
BEST WISHES!
What is the air-speed velocity of an unladen swallow?
Some aliases work to unseat the vilolent fascist establishment and bring a true glorious revolution in the name of Sacred Humanity!
That's my line, you fascist!
*thung*
AAAAAAIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
I am a member of Militant Anarchists Against Manditory Anything Resembling Right Yeilding.
And MAAMARRY will fix you good if you don't let me go!
You had better not! I know people!
Let go of me you fascist, ignorant, brutish, dogmatic, revisionist, lackey of the military-industrial complex!
HELP! HELP! I'M BEING OPPRESSED!
Eek!
Come and see the violence inherent in the system! Help! Help! I'm being oppressed!
Runs back panting. Gives the finger to the Jacks
Runs back and hides in the bushes
I need a nap ...
Agh! Water! You're ruining my lovely filth!
Runs back to the Jack's Thread
Looks at the egg
Ah anarchic energy! Thanks mate, I needed a fresh burst after dealing with that fascist winged sheet-wrapped looney who ported me here!
Absorbs egg and grows more frog-looking
Appears in a puff of lilac-scented smoke and a spray of peacock feathers
Now where did that half-dire chicken port me to?
Celestial Healer wrote: Pizza roll? Please! Just because your grandfather was a swan or something and you dress in a white bedsheet doesn't qualify you as an avatar of some farcical flying spaghetti monster!
I mean really, if I proclaimed myself grand poohbah of cloud cookoo land because me gran got raped by a goose and I shopped at Bed Bath and Beyond for my clothes they'd lock me away!
Looks at Sytt
Go ahead, read it too and spread the revolution!
The ragged man scowls
I don't need your authoritarian branwashing, I have this!
Pulls out a dog-eared copy of Steal This Book.
What kind of opiate of the masses wet dream have I been catapulted into?
A whistling sound is followed by a ragged man falling from the sky and landing on top of the microwave, smashing it to bits.
OWW!!
Bloody fascist Jacks! Imperialist authoritarians!
Looks about
And what's this place then? Looks like a bad remake of Heaven Can Wait ...
FAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAsssssscccccciist!!!
Bloody fascist wankers!
ACK! Get these fuzzy rats off me!
Runs around clubhouse knocking over beers and small tables
You're all a bunch of fascists, I'll have you know!
Pops out of a bush.
Did anyone see my cousin Abelard about here? We are supposed to be chairing the biweekly comittee on mud distribution and then attending a seminar on health and peasnat services ...
Jack's Right Hand Man wrote: As Hammer said, get back to work Commie before you get put into the Jackapult! Mutters under his breath as he mucks out the hot tub
Bloody fascists
The poodle?
Dennis the Peasant wrote: Anarcho-Syndicalist Peasant wrote: Dennis the Peasant wrote: Come see the violence inherent in the system! HEY! THAT'S MY SCHTICK! How'd you get that job, eh? By exploiting the workers. By hanging on to outdated imperialist dogma which perpetuates the economic and social differences in our society.
No you Bolshevist twit, I got this job as duly appointed chairperson for the commue on Fridays and alternate Tuesdays, with any legislation proposed by me having to be ratified by a simple majority of commune particpants in the case of local matters, but by a two-thirds majority in the case of major commune policy ..blah blah ...
Weaves a Political Confusion spell on the thread.
Dennis the Peasant wrote: Come see the violence inherent in the system! HEY! THAT'S MY SCHTICK!
Help! Help! I'm being opressed!
MiniatureGiantSpaceToyPoodle wrote: How dare you call me a rat, old woman! Look, I'm beating up your cheese! Squeak! Squeak, I tell you, squeak! Bloody lot of fascists, you rats.
MiniatureGiantSpaceToyPoodle wrote: Tyrant! I'm being repressed! Come and see the violence inherant in the system! Hey stop stealing my lines you curly-haired rat!
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FAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaacccciiiissssttttsss!!!!
Struggles in JRHM's grasp
HELLO! Still present? Why don't you go kick a poodle or something, you load of soccer hooligans ..
The peasant screeches
"Leggo you Fascists!"
A familliar bedraggled face pops in
I see you have a new brown shirt in your little fascist club! Well Sieg Heil! Mr. 'I'm an obnoxious metal man' Jack, or whatever nonsensical colonialist title you've claimed for yourself!
Pints a skinny finger at Monterrey Jack
Hatemonger! Racist! Hegemonist!
A hufffing and puffing is heard outside
I'll get you fascists! If it's the last thing I do!
More huffing and puffing, this time running away
FASCIST Jaaaaaaaaacckkkss!!!!
Panama Jack wrote: ...
What an endearing fellow! We shall have to schedule a visit. Now, if Reggie will hand me my work gloves, we may proceed with the dirty peasant to the Jackapult.
HAH! That note's on Jack letterhead! You lying colonialist pig!
Seeing the Jacks moving towards him
Oh no you don't!
Runs away across the grounds
Points a dirty finger at PJ
And there's the head colonialist fascist! Enslaved any third-world nations lately Bwana?
Pokes head in
SEE! Violent fascists all! And animal abusers to boot!
Yes he still lives in this thread... 'pult away!
AAAUUUUUUGH!
The peasant fries to a crisp
The skinny peasant howls
NOOOOO!!! I am your master! OBEY ME!
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