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Anarch wrote:

Taliesin Hoyle wrote:

Lengthy, off-topic post, which compares the 1973 Wicker man movie with the bastardised 2006 version. Rant about remakes in general. Confession of feelings of powerlessness in the face of Hollywood ineptitude. Declaration of despair. Praise for Britt. Confession of geeky thrill at sight of Christopher Lee. Attempt to seem clever by quoting the Golden Bough. Call of Chtulhu reference. Attempt to justify the post by referencing the previous poster's attempt to invoke Hastur.

Irate correction that it is a reference to Cthulhu, not Hastur. Tangent off to rant about people not knowing their fictional mythic deities these days.

Agreement. Sycophantic fawning. Fuel for flames.

Smug response to fawning indicating the poster feels it is well-deserved to have it given to him.

Invocation of Yog-Sothoth.

Disjointed ranting about nameless colors.

Lengthy, off-topic post, which compares the 1973 Wicker man movie with the bastardised 2006 version. Rant about remakes in general. Confession of feelings of powerlessness in the face of Hollywood ineptitude. Declaration of despair. Praise for Britt. Confession of geeky thrill at sight of Christopher Lee. Attempt to seem clever by quoting the Golden Bough. Call of Chtulhu reference. Attempt to justify the post by referencing the previous poster's attempt to invoke Hastur.

Irate correction that it is a reference to Cthulhu, not Hastur. Tangent off to rant about people not knowing their fictional mythic deities these days.

Ftaghn!

wanders in and builds an eye-wateringly bizarre fractal sculpture of the Norwegian coastline out of the crumbs and spilled ale, then wanders out again

trots in with a load of glass and metal fixings stolen from that one place in the other thread, and builds a glass house surrounded by rocks

Uweeheehee!

Runs by, having escaped from Hol yet again, and starts defacing the walls with bizarre chaotic symbols that'd give a Slaad a headache

wanders by again, having somehow escaped from Hol, and replaces all the shiny metal fixtures with rusty ones that apparently came from a sewer

skitters off as a horde of interplanetary police show up and get distracted by the bacon'n'doughnut offering and start demanding 'samples' as 'evidence'

*wanders by and steals all the lighting, then resells it on eBay under 'tacky lawn ornaments and other post-corporate trash'*

*returns and steals the windows to make a house of glass someplace with a lot of rocks*

Puya.

From a one-shot today...

GM: So, basically, adding up the sneak attack, holy, and regular damage, with the current HP of the hellcat... You basically hit it hard enough that the side of the devil facing you implodes, and the side facing the monk explodes. Good thing the rest of the pack is dead, or else they'd be trying to figure out if the monk was still a toy or a disguised devil now.

Rogue: I flash the lantern open and then duck out of the way.
GM: So, basically, you flick the lantern open, shut it, leap to one side, and yell at the monk, "Did you see if it has any naughty bits!?"

GM: So, now, rather than three angry hellhounds bounding over a bridge, you have three hellhounds who think they're puppies, feeling playful, swimming across the Styx at you.
Monk: I'm not sure which was the worse of the two...

Monk: Can I use the halfling as a weapon?
GM: Only as an improvised one.
Monk: Would she do bludgeoning or slashing?

Post defending a certain one-eyed overseer referencing overseer's previous posts regarding testing of various features. Post is an obvious attempt to curry favor with Paizo staff in the misguided belief that it will somehow gain him a discount on Pathfinder subscriptions and other Paizo products.

Concludes with a snarky comment about snarky comments being made about Paizo staff.

Emoticon.

Suggestion that poster is a slave to corporate culture and should really have more imagination than to need help from a gaming company.

Undermines own claim by bringing up an issue in a module.

Kruelaid wrote:

Poster suggests that previous two posts are evidence that thread has degenerated beyond resurrection.

Stick a fork in it; we're done baby!

Long rambling post about the beauty of chaos in action and how this whole thread is a long spiral into entropy.

Fumbled attempt at trying to be nihilist.