Zombie Pizza Delivery Girl wrote: Regular thin fries, steakhouse fries, crinkle cut fries, waffle fries, or curly fries? Yes. Yes to all of that. I may just be an immortal, cursed to unending life as a tropical fruit due to poor pronunciation during the lichdom ritual, but damn I love me some fries.
Lichcraft
When the flesh hits your teeth
When you feast on a soul
When you drain the life force
When they whine about death
And that crowd on your porch
Thomas Seitz wrote: ...if Thanos arrives and asks "Who will join me in bring death to the universe?" Sure, yeah. Happy to, big guy. I just gotta pick the kids up at Gymboree and swing by the dry cleaners first. Mind if we grab take-out on the way? I know this great poke bowl place. It's imitation pokemon meat, but I swear you'll never be able to tell the difference. Wait, is it Tuesday? Crap, I totally spaced. Lillian's got her book club, so I need to be at home with the rug rats. What does your next week look like? Tell you what, just shoot me a text and we can sync our Google calendars and bring this death thing to the universe. Man, life used to be so much simpler in necrocollege...
TriOmegaZero wrote:
In a cosmos with an afterlife this is not, strictly speaking, true...
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