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bum bum BUM!!!


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"Thankyou, Oso.....I'm glad you joined us. Wow. That hurt...is that what we do to people?"


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....ow.....it...burns....help me, somebody....

still down 19 h.p.; should prolly have Crisco on those burns.


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Altai's healed up 6 h.p. from Elgan's love tap; still 19 down.


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"I'm hurt too..."
Altai took 25 h.p. in damage

The mage is burnt majorly from two fireballs....the narsty purple feathers are gone at least.


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Altai casts 2 scorching Rieserays (one spell)....at the commanded down giant skeleton; he's pretty jacked up looking.

Stiggy and Gittik...

Spoiler:
you heard something else schneaking up in the fog; it's behind the one that's been knocked down by Oso somewhere.

Initiative; if you beat a 14 it's your attacks again.

I edited the spoiler above cos Stiggy's asleep right now, and his character could prolly tell Gittik at least.


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Altai:

Spoiler:
What I offer....is ultimate power over men's dreams. What more is there than that?


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Altai:

Spoiler:
you made this next round's wil save...

The voice....
"You stupid fool....you are nothing but a proxy for an enemy worse than Orcus! I can see there's no working with you."


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Altai:

Spoiler:
"Give me....free control. And I will tell you about the zoogs," the disembodied voice in Altai's head says. "I want to control your body."


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Altai:

Spoiler:
I can tell you....about the zoogs. Where they're from.


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Riese wrote:
"What is with you Altuna? You seem a bit.....odd." Riese pulls his wand and fires at the giant "I thought you looked a bit hot, so I postulated that you could use a bit of a temperature change!"1d20 12=21 concentration, 1d20 8=27 ranged touch, 1d6 2=6 cold damage.

ooh! that's a nice wand.

He garps up some more split pea soup.


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Oh, Riese.....you're sooooooo handsome....[censored]....
You didn't think he cared THAT much.


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Pendobar 'Pip' Bushytoe wrote:

Batter up! ;)

Pip segues into a stirring fight song

"There weren't a giant e'er so tall
That Stigwold Maechammer couldn't make fall
A titan would quake when he heard the sound
Of Gittik the Mighty when he came around
An overgrown bully would cry in his turn
When Riese would deliver his arcanist's burn"

Setting up Inspire Courage ... +1 on all ATK/DAM rolls for 5 rounds.

Shut up! Shut up! Or I'll shove that lute up your arse and you'll have to fret with your teeth!!!


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"[censored] on Pelor's [censored] you [censored] little gob of troll [censored]!!!"
it doesn't sound like Altai's voice, but he is throwing up.


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Altai is at H18.

"Uuh,....guys, I.... I don't feel so good."

He starts vomiting something that looks like split pea soup.



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