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What are so-called liberals afraid of? Conservatives. And that's about it. They are not allowed to be afraid of anything else, even if they should be.

So in other words, liberals are afraid of people thinnking for themselves.

Except Al Gore--he was just a robot.

I AM NOT A ROBOT!

Ninjas and pirates have been covered so far, and we've already had robots in politics *cough*Al Gore*cough*. What about dinosaurs?

I am not a robot! I'm a litch.

I will recognize anyone willing to make a motion to have that state renamed North Utah.

NO! We should rename it South Montana!

David's contributing to Global W, uh, Climate Change.

My tests in Rio show that they have no snow. Climate change is real.

See, I Told You So.

You wrote them, but I control them. By the way, you forgot to fill out the requisite forms and pay the attached fees for referring to the laws of nature®. Fines will be assessed, Algore.

Hmmm. My house needs new hardwood floors. You'll do just fine.

Urizen wrote:

Professor Hawking's wheelchair runs circles around your elementary calculus. It has more unproven theorems than grade school geometry.

Perhaps I forgot to mention that I wrote the math that makes Prof. Hawking's wheelchair run.

Yes, but I wrote the laws of nature that enable you to exist.

Mother Earth loves you.

How come nobody misses me?

This thread makes Mother Nature cry.

This thread kills trees.

Dick, bring your shotgun. We've got a live one!

David Fryer wrote:

David Fryer wrote:

Kirth Gersen wrote:

Garydee wrote:

Of course not Kirth. I even realize there are social conservatives who deserve derision. I just get tired of the same people on these threads who feel a need to cut down religion at every single opportunity they can get.

Amen to that, brother. Maybe you and I need to start a thread for "people who don't give a rat's ass that they don't agree on politics or religion, because they don't mind kicking back with a Shiner and shootin' the breeze with each other anyway."

It's called Son of Fourms are way too Long. No politics or religion allowed.

Except in jest.

I wish the political alias thread, our in-house political humor forum, got a little more traffic. My Dick Cheney alias gets so lonely...

That's because he shoots his friends.

Marriage destroys the environement. It should be outlawed.

Okay Barbra, did you really say that viagra is the male equivelant to abortion?

Oh what fun,

We should all worship the Earth. She is the only one who loves us. Nobody else would put up with us infesting them for as long as she has.

Autobot Jazz wrote:

Callous Jack wrote:

Autobot Jazz wrote:

whaz up little b....'s

Bah Weep Granah Weep Ninny Bon!

Where's my energon chip punk.

Al Gore banned them for environmental reasons.

Next I'm going to ban Jacks in an effort to reduce methane emmisions.

Suppressing...many...dirty...comments...can't...hold out...much longer...

That would be bad for the environment.

Algore wrote:

Hillary wrote:

Former Preside....I mean former First Lady post

Don't you mean First Doorstop?

At least I was able to get elected after Bill left office.

I used to be President. NBC told me so!

Former Preside....I mean former First Lady post

Don't you mean First Doorstop?

Why are you littering the internet, which created, with such nonsense?

Former next president of the United States post

Why are you littering the internet, which created, with such nonsense?

Angry Fanboy wrote:

....our new robot overlords....

Wait, we aren't getting new Pod People Overlords? Damn, I've really got to keep up with these changes.

I thought we were getting dryad overlords. :(

SHUT UP! SHUT UP! Bloody Vikings.

So did anyone catch CNN just know? They were talking about the New York district 23 race and said that "former Vice President Joe Biden was attending a campaign rally for" the Democratic candidate. What does CNN know that the rest of us don't?

Algore wrote:

Joe Biden wrote:

I visited Afghanistan once. That means I'm brave.

Joe, even the Hufpo thinks you are an idiot and need to resign. How much more of a hint do you need?

Oh yeah! Well....well...poop on you!!!

Calm down Joe. Remember your carbon emmisions.

I visited Afghanistan once. That means I'm brave.

Joe, even the Hufpo thinks you are an idiot and need to resign. How much more of a hint do you need?

Godfather of Crime! wrote:

SENATOR Boxer wrote:

Pat Buchanan wrote:

SENATOR Boxer wrote:

Why wasn't I ever invited? I AM a SENATOR!!!

Look in the mirror and you will understand.

Is that some kind of comment on my looks?

You have to have some to get comments on them.

Watch it buddy! I've made generals quake in fear!

Let's deploy her to Afghanistan!

Joe and Pat were the ones who cost me the election.

I had a friend once.

yeah, but then you cost me the election you old poop.

Joe Biden wrote:

Dick Cheney wrote:

I used to like "Russian Roulette" night at the White House.

I always won, because when it was my turn, I'd miss and shoot somebody else in the face.

That's a great idea, Dick!

hands Barack a pistol

You know, if Barack dies, you and Nancy better hide. Hilary may be above killing the first Blck presient, but you and Nancy are fair game.

But...but...Hillary's my friend. She even gave me this special loccator device, so she can always find me and come help if there's trouble.

Mwahahahahahaha! Why do you think I didn't take Barack's offer to be Co-president?

Dick Cheney wrote:

I used to like "Russian Roulette" night at the White House.

I always won, because when it was my turn, I'd miss and shoot somebody else in the face.

That's a great idea, Dick!

hands Barack a pistol

You know, if Barack dies, you and Nancy better hide. Hilary may be above killing the first Blck presient, but you and Nancy are fair game.

flash_xxxx wrote:

Why aren't we talking about dirty things?

Because we didn't want to talk baout you when you weren't here.

You should be talking about me. SAVE THE POLAR BEARS!

Algore wrote:

So? I used to be president.** spoiler omitted **

How many times have I told you Al, Dreams don't count.

But NBC told me I was.

Why doesn't anyone talk about me? I used to be the next President of the United States.

So? I used to be president.