Alagathra the Sea-Lich's page

The mere thought of any three alone all three t once would drive you insane.

The next poster has a secret yet insignificant phobia.

Im going to get you my pretties!

Evil!

lucky7 is banned for assuming he's a lich.

...Answer the next riddle which I will provide.

"What is the sound of one hand clapping?"

The next poster must answer correctly or face The Roc.

lucky7 is banned for idea fraud and having a phony phylactery.

lucky7 is banned fro not being a true lich.

Use me. Use me.

Celestial Healer wrote:

Alagathra the Sea-Lich wrote:

Orthos wrote:

*watches Alagathra get sucked into the endless nothingness outside reality*

Excellent demonstration, thank you.

Sonny. You forgot my phylactery.

A phylactery is only useful if your physical form is destroyed. I don't think it provides coverage when your consciousness is adrift in an endless void.

Unless the "Endless Void" is your phylactery, then you'd have quiet a roomy second home.

Void, shmoid.

*watches Alagathra get sucked into the endless nothingness outside reality*

Excellent demonstration, thank you.

Sonny. You forgot my phylactery.

Ragadolf wrote:

Aberzombie wrote:

And this one time, in Greyhawk, when Acererak tried to invest the negative energy plane with his conciousness.....

Yeeeeeaaaaaah,...... Because that's ALWAYS such a good idea,.... ;P

'Let's open up a pinhole/wormhole/magic portal to a dimension that exists solely of an energy that can decimate our entire universe if it so much as brushes against it, and imprint a copy of my demented, maniacal psyche upon it!'

Double- ;P

And thanks to Tome of Magic, we know how that worked out for him. Anyone else wanna try? ;)

Me! Me! Me! Me!

Aw, I wanna be undead, but I'm not sure about munching on human brains and organs. I heard they carry germs and lack proper nutrition.

It's sad that so many people at work shy away from the question "Does someone need a hug?".

but you would eat their brain. My caress on the other would freeze them to the bone. Care for a handshake?

Morning Orthos!

Alagathra the Sea-Lich wrote:

The Giggler wrote:

With that, the harlequin's entire body turns into water and splashes to the ground. The liquid oozes into the cracks of the Record Room floor. Soon there is no trace of the Giggler save for the echo of his insane laughter.

I have caught the sea she says. You think you've escaped. I can follow you anywhere.

She turns and looks at the book keeper.

If you returns, I will know and my Lord will not be pleased.

With that, she throws the Mask a sneer and departs.

That mask wasn't there. They were communicating via messages. There has been nothing to suggest that the mask was at all involved.

Okay, I've fixed that last post.

Alagathra come slogging back into the presense of her Lord.

"I have identified the man who has the Orb. He is known as the Giggler."

With that, the harlequin's entire body turns into water and splashes to the ground. The liquid oozes into the cracks of the Record Room floor. Soon there is no trace of the Giggler save for the echo of his insane laughter.

I have caught the sea she says. You think you've escaped. I can follow you anywhere.

She turns and looks at the book keeper.

If you returns, I will know and my Lord will not be pleased.

The raven stares for a moment. Then he sends a single spell to break the chain, which may or may not be successful, and disappears.

The spell fizzles as it strikes the chain. She turns and looks at the Bookkeeper. My Master understands the treaty and will brooke no further delay. He want the Orb, Now.

Good night everyone. I'm off to work and will not be awake until tomorrow afternoon at the latest.

The skinny man in fool's motley sweeps into the Records Room. He places two small pieces of the Goddess in front of the Bookkeeper.

I found two chunks of mistress dear
At this quick pace she'll soon be here!

The mans voice has changed, sounding very phlegmmy. His footsteps trail behind him outlined in water, but his clothes are dry.

Following the trial of madness by using the divinations of Dagon, Alagathra easily catches up with The Giggler. She enters the record room with two large undead sea urchins in tow. They point their sharp spines menancingly at anyone who would so foolishly threaten the Sea-Lich.

You have something my master wants.

With that, The Giggler finds his neck intwined with a howling chain. With her unhuman strength, she drag the fool towards her.

You will speak with my master, yes............

The watery swirls of Alagathra's cataracted eyes clear to reveal a prancing figure in fool's motley. She sees him picking up the sphere, and the sphere flowing into his laughing mouth. The scene swirls to streaks again, the current location of the strange harlequin unclear. What is clear is that whatever he is, it isn't human or probably living considering how much water flowed into his mouth.

Yes, I will find him.

With that said, she departs.

Alagathra the Sea-Lich wrote:

It's not the power I crave. She grins through her black rotten teeth It is the suffering I inflict upon others.

The shadowy figure pounds on the arm of his ossuary throne.

HOW CAN YOU INFLICT SUFFERING WITHOUT POWER!

Settles back in his chair

Alagathra. If some other force claims this unknown artifact and uses it contrary to our schemes then all is lost. You will be no more than a waterlogged corpse with delusions of grandeur then. The Balance will remain and thousands upon thousands will never feel your watery caresses ...

The Sea-lich merely giggles and through black rotten teeth chants and utters an incantation that could only be produced from the throat of Dagon himself.

Hindsight followed by Discern Location

Masters of the Darkening Depths give unto me which will aid my Lord in his quest. A Quest to unseat the balance and allow death to hold sway over the living. Show me what I may find!!!!!!!!!!!

Looking at the rotted sea-lich the shadowy figure snarls

You should also be searching for this prize, Alagathra. You claim suzerainty over the corpses of the sea. This artifact was oviously tied to water. Who knows what power it could bring you?

It's not the power I crave. She grins through her black rotten teeth It is the suffering I inflict upon others.

The shadowed figure bellows

WHAT! An artifact of elemental evil discovered and then lost! Inconceivable!

Points a finger at The Shadow

FIND IT! Kill whoever has it, or failing that, bring them here. Whatever that sphere was, we must obtain it!

Turning to the wall, he notices the mask has gone

Hmmm .... I wonder ....He mutters with a sibilant hiss

Yes my Lord, do you think they hid it somewhere else? Hmmmm....

The shadowed figure looks at the sea-rotted form of Alagathra

The Champion of the Sea, The Bard, still lingers at the Roleplaying Thread. Perhaps your minions and you can challenge him there? Find his measure, test him and his spawn Rio if he is there. If not, harry the Jacks. Perhaps you can dsirupt the councils over at Club Calistria. That realm is well guarded, but you need not tarry, just strike and retreat.

Pauses

There was a thread, once a Temple to Elemental Evil, now lost in the trackless depths of the Interthereal Sea. Perhaps you and your minions could investigate it and look for anything of interest?

Ah, The Temple and the Club. The Temple quirks my curiosity, but the Club.

hisses

Calistria. I hate that b-tch!

I will do both. Yessssss......

Go forth my comrades. Go forth and darken the Threads of Light. Teach them fear and let them know that the stain of the Black spreads ever closer .....

And what of me my old?

The smell of salt, seaweed, and water-logged death waffer into the room. Small hermit crabs skitter off her body and sea worms ooze out from her rotting organs and off her body. They scurry away from her bare feet with each and everystep. Alagathra the Sea-Lich has arrived from her submerged lair in the Elemental Plane of Water.

And her colossal undead Zartan, such a magnificent beast, no one is sure where she hides it.

Your navy is ready My Lord. Soon, your ranks will fill with sea zombies, vampiric merfolk and other horrors of the deep.