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Hmmm...

Requesting a rant about Cow Orc-ers.

Kat's Eye is double-sekret-probation banned for not spelling out his ban of the Leper Khan.

{writes on chalkboard:} So, Frank is a programmer? (NSFW language)

Gruumash is banned for taking all his booty... and then burying it on the beach of some pirate isle.

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Eh-neeek-chock!

Hulk say a valiant effort, but ultimately this item is not SupaStah! material. Hulk wish better luck next year.

@stroVal is banned for using incandescent eyeballs instead of compact fluorescent or LED eyeballs.

Geistlinger is banned because everyone knows Clapton is God.

{angrily:} "Put that coffee down!! Coffee's for closers only."

Wait, that's not my line...

...But this is, in the words of our fishie saviour, A trap!

{mumbles vaguely in sleep, rolls over, snores}

Miss Kitty wrote:

Ambrosia Slaad wrote:

...Do you need a hug? How about a wittle fuzzy-wuzzy kitten?

Well don't look at me.

I'm not a feline -- I was born this way -- but poodles are lovable too!

IT'S A TRAP!

I would start a high-tech war with China.

{wakes up with hookah still in mouth} "We've always been at war with Eastasia."

Wait, that's not my line. {eyes hookah suspiciously}

Seriously? No Admiral Ackbar? No Its a...? No Its a trap!!!? I'm severely disappointed in all of you sock puppets.

{sips chai latte, puffs on hookah} Nah, man, it's all good.

Another Dang Hippeh wrote:

Is this the Star Wars convention? I need to get Jar Jar's autograph!

Force chokes

IT'S A TR- Oh, never mind.

If you've been averaging a post every three minutes for the last three hours and Ross has to remove more than 1% of your posts: you might be a troll.

Or an insomniac half-mad werewoof hopped up on sugar & caffeine and obsessed with some ephemeral MacGuffin.

Indiana Heathy and the Postcount of Gold, coming December 2012...

"Trolls. Why'd it have to be trolls?"

Why do I feel that this thread is a trap and I should be calling Admiral Ackbar?

Chill man, you're harshing my mellow. {inhales deeply from hookah}

I suppose pouring gasoline at the base of one of the deck supports and actually lighting it is a bad idea, huh? :-(

{consults "How To Kill Hornets and Budgets by Michael Bay"} Mike says C4 would be better, but you should be good to go.

AdmiralAckbar wrote:

...punches Nien Nunb in the face[/i]}

He deserved it.

E's a damn showhoff. Alwaysh braggin aboot "I'm Nien Nunb! I blew upsh the Desh Schtar!" {falls off barstool}

AdmiralAckbar wrote:

Callous Jack wrote:

AdmiralAckbar wrote:

Callous Jack wrote:

Bitter Thorn wrote:

It's a trap!

*sob*

Why didn't Admiral Ackbar warn us in time?

IT'S A TR- nevermind.

Fail.

I know. {cries in his beer}

You're demoted to Captain Ackbar until further notice.

S'okay, I'm still the man. {awkwardly massages Mon Mothma's shoulders, punches Nien Nunb in the face}

AdmiralAckbar wrote:

Callous Jack wrote:

Bitter Thorn wrote:

It's a trap!

*sob*

Why didn't Admiral Ackbar warn us in time?

IT'S A TR- nevermind.

Fail.

I know. {cries in his beer}

Bitter Thorn wrote:

It's a trap!

*sob*

Why didn't Admiral Ackbar warn us in time?

IT'S A TR- nevermind.

Twin Agate Dragons wrote:

Studpuffin wrote:

I wish we owned a self propelling lawn mower... as in it would mow the lawn for me....

Ever heard of the roomba? Why not invent a lawnba?

I'm not at the point yet where I'm willing to trust a robot with spinning blades.

Too late...

Nice one, Patrick!

Now, if only someone would get on this thread and tell us that Sisko was better than both of the other guys.

IT'S A TRA- Oops, sorry, wrong franchise.

flash_cxxi wrote:

I feel so special... Sebastian is my Friend... :D

Its a TRAP!!!

IT'S A TR- {sighs} nevermind

Freehold DM wrote:

Seoni just walked out of my wall and is beckoning me to join her in the magical land of Golarion, where Merisel will dance for me while Lini bakes ginger bread, and Kyra and Seelah will break their vows while tending to my ails. I know it's insanity talking, but this sounds like a deal too good to pass up.

It's a trap!

It's- damn!, too slow again

Yeah, what the badger said.

It's a TRAP!

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{they follow behind Lynora quite willingly}

Take evasive action! IT'S A TRAP!

{the Jackman brothers ignore him completely}

sigh... no one ever listens to me.