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Pathfinder Adventure Path Subscriber. Pathfinder Society Member. 43,576 posts (53,507 including aliases). 9 reviews. No lists. 1 wishlist. 1 Pathfinder Society character. 75 aliases.


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Scarab Sages

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Finish an AP in just nine months?!? Damn, I wish I had that much time to game. That hasn't been the case since I was just out of high school.


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Patrick Curtin wrote:
Ye gods, how can I get so out of shape in 10 days?

You've probably been infected by a 5th Dimensional parasite. They have to compress down to fit in our dimension, and so always add a s+** ton of mass.

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Patrick Curtin wrote:

Sorry to hear L7. As a perennially late confessor of feelings I will give you a bit of hard-earned advice:

  • If you think that you are overthinking it, you are
  • Rejection isn't fatal, or even really wounding
  • If you don't ask, your rejection rate is 100%
  • People with successful relationships usually were rejected in several other attempts. There are few 'one shot one kill' stories out there
  • Carpe M-F'in Diem! Don't dawdle! You like that person you say something

I'll add to that.....

Shoot for the moon. Even if you miss, you’ll land among the stars…..

…..Where you will be forced to drift aimlessly farther in the vast, empty abyss of space until a lack of food, water and oxygen causes you to succumb to death’s cold embrace.


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Freehold DM wrote:
Celestial Healer wrote:
Freehold, why aren't we in Colorado?
I...I don't know. It has Treppa and cold weather. Why aren't we there?

Because you're prisoners in New York Maximum Security Prison, waiting for Snake to rescue you before the other prisoners do horrible things to you......?

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Ragadolf wrote:
Beam me up Scotty! ;P

Ironically, given my first name and profession, I do not hear this phrase very often.


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I always loved that dude and his circle of friends, even if I never got as much press as my brother.

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I like their Billy Bookcases. There are, if I recall correctly, four different sizes, with multiple color options, and at least 2 or 3 different door styles (if you want doors).

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I love IKEA bookshelves. For me, they're the next best thing to having bookshelves actually built into the walls.

I just don't have much more room for them at the moment.....

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Patrick Curtin wrote:
As an aside, anyone have ideas on making a Joker-type big bad?

Very high intelligence. Mixed levels of rogue and alchemist. Chaotic Evil. And I think the new Horror book Paizo put out has rules for insanity. Ranks in Use Magic Device, Disable Device, Sleight of Hand.

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Freehold DM wrote:
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Celestial Healer wrote:
So, Aberzombie... I know you saw my bacon-garnished cocktail from Bar Bacon. Would that be sufficient reason to temporarily lift your ban on going to New York?

Since I don't drink cocktails, probably not. I'm mostly a beer and mead kind of guy. Especially when it's home brewed.....

Not to mention, there's always a good rauchbier, which pretty much tastes like liquid bacon. I can find those many places.

INCLUDING New York! :-D

True, but the great thing about...anywhere else....is that it's not New York.

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David M Mallon wrote:
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David M Mallon wrote:
So... Crystal Pepsi is back.
I have been looking all over for it! Where did you find it?!?!
The gas station across the street. It seems like they rolled it out to every store in the area over the weekend.
drink one for me bud! I am still searching for one in my area!
Little does Freehold DM know, but we've replaced all the Crystal Pepsi within a 50 mile radius of his home with the far more delicious Whedon Soda.
if it is made out of freshly squeezed Whedon, then it's all good.

That depends entirely on which part is being squeezed.....

Scarab Sages

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Forget Flashpoint, Grodd is bringing Gorilla City to The Flash this season

WOOT!!!

I wonder if they'll also introduce Solovar....

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Went to a noon showing today. I enjoyed it, despite the enormous plot holes and some not great performances.

Waller was awesome. I thought the Captain Boomerang character was well done - just the right amount of douchebag-ness. Harley was ok. I pretty much despise the character, but this made me at least tolerate her somewhat.

The main storyline was, in my mind, way bigger than what you'd typically see for the Squad. I don't recall them doing too much save the world crap. And Enchantress' plan was kind of weak.

Loved the little nod they threw in for Ostrander. I didn't catch if they threw in nods to any of the other writers/artists.


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Rysky wrote:
Secretlyreplacedwith wrote:
Freehold DM wrote:
David M Mallon wrote:
Freehold DM wrote:
David M Mallon wrote:
So... Crystal Pepsi is back.
I have been looking all over for it! Where did you find it?!?!
The gas station across the street. It seems like they rolled it out to every store in the area over the weekend.
drink one for me bud! I am still searching for one in my area!
Little does Freehold DM know, but we've replaced all the Crystal Pepsi within a 50 mile radius of his home with the far more delicious Whedon Soda.
As long as the Mountain Dew is untouched you get to live.

Why would I want to touch that crap?

Scarab Sages

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Freehold DM wrote:

*sigh*

My supervisor found out about my fan page on Facebook. She has uploaded a picture of me to it she took not 20 minutes ago. She thinks it is the greatest thing ever.

IT IS GLORIOUS!!!!


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Freehold DM wrote:
David M Mallon wrote:
Freehold DM wrote:
David M Mallon wrote:
So... Crystal Pepsi is back.
I have been looking all over for it! Where did you find it?!?!
The gas station across the street. It seems like they rolled it out to every store in the area over the weekend.
drink one for me bud! I am still searching for one in my area!

Little does Freehold DM know, but we've replaced all the Crystal Pepsi within a 50 mile radius of his home with the far more delicious Whedon Soda.

Scarab Sages

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Well, it's been over two years. I guess we're not getting our Draculapocalypse.

Scarab Sages

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FREEHOLD!!!


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Ah still ain't scairt.


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runs through thread screaming


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......

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Been seeing news all day that movie critics are going harsh on this. For me, that's a plus.

My brother's wife and kids are out of town, and he mentioned wanting to go see it, so I'm game.

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Patrick Curtin wrote:
........Or sanity for that matter.

What is this "sanity" of which you speak? Is it contagious?


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Celestial Healer wrote:
I survived the dentist.

I'll get you, my pretty. And your little teeth....

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Hama wrote:
Seen the killing joke. Freaking amazing.

Indeed. And, next week, we finally get to own it on DVD/Bluray!!! WOOT!!!! Which is cool. I was getting tired of not buying the latest DC Animated flick because of lameness.


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Freehold DM wrote:
BRING ALL THE WOMEN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Now you're talking my language!

Scarab Sages

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It was an awesome movie. I gave a kind of review over in the Paizo. movie section.

Scarab Sages

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I was happy to hear Ghost Rider would be making an appearance in the upcoming season. I was less than thrilled at their choice of which Ghost Rider. I liked Robbie Reyes well enough, but the crappy writing on the series left a bad taste with me, and the origin of his Ghost Rider powers was, I thought, rather lame. Loved the car, though. It was a nice change from the bike.

Ultimately, my favorite will always be Danny Ketch, since he was the first one I collected. That being said - GHOST RIDER!!!

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The Very Capable Princess

Once upon a time, there was a very capable princess. She was smart, and funny, and kind. There was no problem she couldn't solve, even when all the grown-ups couldn't do it, if she just tried hard enough.

One day, an ancient and evil sorcerer was accidently freed from his prison and attacked the kingdom, determined to gain revenge for his imprisonment. The very capable princess knew that she was the only one who could stop him. It was up to her!

She failed. The sorcerer unleashed an army of evil demons from the depths of hell and had the entire kingdom killed.

The end.

Scarab Sages

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Blah Blah...fairies...blah blah...the giant...blah blah....the midget......blah blah....everybody dies.

Scarab Sages

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Be Careful What You Wish For

A young street urchin discovered an old lamp. When he tried to clean it up, thinking it could be traded for some food, a genie popped out and offered him three wishes.

For his first wish, the boy wanted to be wealthy. And the genie made it so.

For his second wish, the boy wanted the love of a beautiful woman. And the genie made it so.

For his third wish, the boy wanted peace on Earth. So the genie killed all life in the universe, giving every living thing the peace of the grave.

The end.

Scarab Sages

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"Right now"? Hell, kid, I (almost) always enjoy life. It's either that, or become an axe murderer.

Scarab Sages

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Celestial Healer wrote:
"Sardine-packed abyss of nope"

I would like to borrow this phrase, if a situation which warrant its use ever happens upon me.

Scarab Sages

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It's GLORIOUS!!!

Nintendo is releasing a miniature NES with 30 built-in games

Scarab Sages

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I love that it's almost Friday!

Scarab Sages

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I like the simple games that I can play with just me - no online cooperation needed. It lets me set my own pace/schedule. Plus, this Angry Birds game is one the boy plays as well, so it's a bit of a bonding exercise.

As a bonus, it's a great occupier of time when I'm pooping.

Scarab Sages

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My baby girl will now go about at random times and ask other members of the household if they are hobos.

Scarab Sages

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Two for the price of one!

To start, I welcome our future robot overlords!

Tokyo robotics lab demonstrates artificial muscles on a human skeleton

Cool! An excellent actor. They could do worse for that role.
Javier Bardem in talks to play Frankenstein in Universal's shared monster universe


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Sharoth wrote:
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Aberzombie wrote:
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Speaking of the Horror...

Jury duty tomorrow. Wish me luck!

All you've got to do is stand up and scream "Hang that f!$&er!". It works every time.
Or say "I do not believe that prison is the way to go. Peace, love, and flowers works better." I wonder just how well that will go off.
Whoa, dude! Peace and love and flowers DO work better. At least, they always make me feel good. How's about a hug?
~gives a very toothy smile~ It has been a while since I have eaten a vegetarian. I think you will do!

Kinky!

Scarab Sages

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I love the thought of completing a collection.

Scarab Sages

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I'm gonna smoke a pork loin today. I've been marinating it overnight: stout-molasses marinade. Mmmmm....

Scarab Sages

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Pretty damned good day.

Scarab Sages

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I love comic book Friday!

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Interesting....

George Takei calls decision to make Star Trek’s Sulu gay 'really unfortunate'

Scarab Sages

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Newly discovered planet has triple sunrises, sunsets

When single shines the triple sun
What was sundered and undone
Shall be whole, the two made one
By Gelfling's hand or else by none

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phantom1592 wrote:

You know why I think people like Rhodes better then RiRi? She was brought in for the sole purpose to take over. She was introduced as smarter and better then the established character... a HUGE pet peeve of mine. But she's a brand new character that is getting handed the reins of an established character.

Rhodes on the other hand? He was WELL established as a background character, pilot, friend of tony before he took the armor. His first appearance was Iron Man #118. His first appearance AS Iron Man was #170.

There's a build up there that feels more organic then 'Here's someone you've never heard of, who's a kid, OH and she's already smarter then Tony.

Doesn't feel 'real'... Feels like a gimmick.

Kind of like Cap-is-an-agent-of-Hydra level of gimmick.

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Charles Scholz wrote:

Marvel is replacing Tony Stark as Iron Man - again. This time it is a woman.

New Iron Man

The cover art of the character reminds me a lot of Misty Knight. Very 70s, but with a bit more modern, mid-riff baring mode of dress.

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I love left overs for lunch.

I also love getting a job done, even if it means less work for me in the long term.

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I love hacking up less green stuff this morning than I did yesterday morning.

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I love being reminded just how f%@&ing awesome my country is, and how lucky I am to have been born here.

Suck it, other countries.

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