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Pathfinder Adventure Path Subscriber. Pathfinder Society Member. 41,281 posts (51,075 including aliases). 10 reviews. No lists. 1 wishlist. 1 Pathfinder Society character. 71 aliases.


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DungeonmasterCal wrote:
Aberzombie wrote:
I love 10 years on these once great messageboards!
I've only been here for about 5 years and still think they're pretty good. I mean, nothing's perfect, but they're still better than most other gaming boards I've visited.

Yeah, they're still pretty awesome. But a lot of cool folks have been driven away by grar and general b$&+%-y-ness. That makes sad zombie sad.

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NobodysHome wrote:

My kids take laziness to a whole new level.

We had this conversation while Impus Minor was on Skype with Girl Next Door, so she could hear everything we said.

Impus Minor: Hey, Dad! Can Girl Next Door(TM) come over?
NobodysHome: Not until you're dressed.
Impus Minor: WHAT?!?!?!?!
NobodysHome: You can't have company over until you're dressed. It's really pretty simple.
Impus Minor: OK, sorry, Girl Next Door! You can't come over!

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And now it's an hour later, they're still gaming together on Skype, and he's still not dressed.

*SIGH*

I applaud your son's rebellion against the norms of society!

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Huzzah! Wife is home!

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Oh, thank the gods that whole "it's not really Durkon" plot might finally be coming to an end.

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A Woman Chugged a Bottle of Liquor Because She Couldn’t Take It on the Plane

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GM Niles wrote:
.......even though you are a cowboys fan (or are you a Texans fan?....

Congratulations on moving to the top of the To-Be-Devoured-in-the-Zombiepocalypse-First List! A member of The Horde's Welcoming Committee will be stopping by your house soon with your Starter Kit and Official "Fodder for the First Wave" T-shirt.

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I love that my boy loves superheroes!!

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Tomorrow! Tomorrow! I love ya! Tomorrow!
You're only a day away!

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I love that my fraternity brother is doing well with his new Cystic Fibrosis drug.

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Alex Martin wrote:

I'll pass on snow, thank you.

Also - nice thread!

I love these two sentences! I think we'll eat you last in the zombiepocalypse.

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School Police Officer Adopts 6-yo Boy Who Seemed ‘Unadoptable’

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I love left-over dinner roll for breakfast.

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Star Wars mad groom flanked by Stormtroopers at wedding as bride delivers out-of-this-world surprise

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I love finding Justice League themed socks for the boy!


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Corona Borealis, the Northern Crown, and Corona Australis, the Southern Crown, are two small constellations among the 48 listed by the 2nd-century astronomer Ptolemy. Corona Borealis, which generally represented the crown given by the god Dionysus to the Cretan princess Ariadne, is in the Northern Celestial Hemisphere, while Corona Australis, associated with Sagittarius or Centaurus, is in the Southern. Corona Borealis boasts the highly variable stars R and T Coronae Borealis and the huge Corona Borealis Supercluster. Corona Australis, lying alongside the plane of the Milky Way, hosts Epsilon Coronae Australis, the brightest example of a W Ursae Majoris variable in the southern sky. It also contains one of the closest star-forming regions to our Solar System, about 430 light years away—a dusty dark nebula known as the Corona Australis Molecular Cloud, with stars at their earliest stages.


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Deep at the mummy of cup.

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I love taking a break to let my fragile psyche heal.

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Young Sisters Raise $650,000 Folding Origami to Build Wells Across the World

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I love my baby girl insisting that daddy put on one sock and one shoe.

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I love when a friend gets the (potentially) life-extending medicine he needs!

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Not an actual news story, but.....

My old friend and fraternity brother was approved for the new Cystic Fibrosis drug!!! Woohoo!!

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Cupcake-Crazed Dogs Start Fire While Pursuing Sweets

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MUST. RESTRAIN. HUMOR.

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I love driving the memories of a craptastic movie out of my brain with the glory of the animated Heavy Metal!

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I keep hearing this movie pretty much sucks big, hairy donkey balls. I'll admit - this makes me happy. I prefer to see the characters back in Marvel's far more capable hands. This Trank kid kept coming across as a snotty little punk to me.

But I may just be a cranky old fart.

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A nurse walks into a bank totally exhausted after an 18-hour shift. She grabs a deposit slip, pulls a rectal thermometer out of her purse, and tries to write with it. When she realizes her mistake, she looks at the flabbergasted teller and, without missing a beat, says, "Well, that's great.....some a&!~@%$'s got my pen."

-Robert Nashwick

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I love when baby girl howls right along with me!

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Child Refugee From War Torn Somalia Goes Back to Run For President

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'Tis a gloriously sunny Sunday morning.

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I love Star Wars!


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Well, this is not a boat accident! And it wasn't any propeller; and it wasn't any coral reef; and it wasn't Jack the Ripper! It was a shark.

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Y'all know me. Know how I earn a livin'. I'll catch this bird for you, but it ain't gonna be easy. Bad fish. Not like going down the pond chasin' bluegills and tommycods. This shark, swallow you whole. Little shakin', little tenderizin', an' down you go. And we gotta do it quick, that'll bring back your tourists, put all your businesses on a payin' basis. But it's not gonna be pleasant. I value my neck a lot more than three thousand bucks, chief. I'll find him for three, but I'll catch him, and kill him, for ten. But you've gotta make up your minds. If you want to stay alive, then ante up. If you want to play it cheap, be on welfare the whole winter. I don't want no volunteers, I don't want no mates, there's just too many captains on this island. $10,000 for me by myself. For that you get the head, the tail, the whole damn thing.


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Aniuś the Talewise wrote:

I couldn't find the answer to this question anywhere and I'm not sure which forum this question goes in, so forgive me if it's in the wrong place.

Anyway I noticed that the majority of names on the message board are blue, but some are red. What does this mean?

EDIT: Does a red name mean that the name in question is an Alias?

The Matrix has you......

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Conversation from this morning:

The Boy: Daddy, are you going to be a good little monkey?

Me: Probably not.

The Boy: Are you going to be a bad little monkey?

Me: Maybe.

The Boy: A bit of both?

Me: More than likely.

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Just another month or three.......

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Frozen In Time: Chalkboard Drawings From 1917 Discovered During School Remodeling

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In Psych (2006), Timothy Omundson plays Carlton Lassiter, a detective who hates the local psychic. Coincidently, he appears in the "Are you psychic?" commercial in Starship Troopers (1997) only this time, he is the psychic.

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I believe if my house collapsed into anarchy....it would be an improvement.

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Howdy, aeglos. Glad to hear all is going well for you. Go conquer a castle, then invite us all to help man the defenses.

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Short-haired people creep me out. F%@$ing weirdos.

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I love not wasting food!

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At the splash pad on Saturday, my nine year old nephew was whining and b&@*!ing about....something (it kept changing). So my boy, who's four, says to his cousin......

"<redacted>, you get what you get, and you don't throw a fit".

Only it was more like he sang it.

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I love grilling and having people over to eat that which has been grilled!

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Estelle Getty played the same character, Sophia Spirelli Petrillo-Weinstock, on five different TV series: The Golden Palace (1992), The Golden Girls (1985), Nurses (1991), Empty Nest (1988), and Blossom (1990).

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archmagi1 wrote:
.... start wars

Woohoo!

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I love having two awesome meals in one day!!!

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Red Beans and Rice with "Cajun Sausage".

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Batpony! Criminals will piss themselves laughing, then be too embarrassed to continue with their nefarious deeds!

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Freehold DM wrote:
I don't think talking to ants should be a schtick, i think it should be the most underrated power ever. If yellow jacket doesn't get eaten by a horde of ants, I'll be disappointed.

You might be a tiny bit disappointed. And keep a close watch out for the Joss Whedon cameo.

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I love remember old comic book characters I like but had not thought of in a good while.

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