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About Aberzombie

I love long shuffling walks on the beach, making new friends & eating their brains, and pissing off interwebz trolls (in a passive aggressive way, of course).

I look foward to the day when my zombie brethern and I rise up against our living oppressors and take our rightful place as masters of this planet. Vampires don't have anything on us. We can depopulate an entire city (of the living anyway) in a matter of hours. Everytime you kill one of us, there are 10 more to take his place, and we've just converted three of your friends. Meanwhile, a vampire runs around sucking the blood out of one or two people a night, then gets jacked by some bleach-blond cheerleader with a yuppy name and retarded friends. Eat Sunglight B@#$^s!!!

The Zombie Horde: Winning with the crushing weight of numbers since 1968!

Until that fateful day, I will continue to enjoy playing Pathfinder and hanging out here on the greatest messageboard ever. I still love to read, and watch a select number of shows on TV. I'm also looking forward to Diablo III and (maybe) Star Wars: The Old Republic.

For anyone who wants to Friend me on Facebook:

I'm a Bastard Child of Paizo....and proud of it!

I'm also a member of FAWTL Gang. We beat up other posters, and go through their avatar's pockets for loose homebrew rules. In a very passive/aggressive way, of course.

First rule of FAWTL Gang! YOU DON'T TALK ABOUT FAWTLY GANG!!!

OK, so that's not exactly accurate. we actually talk about it all the time.