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Halruun

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Pathfinder Adventure Path Subscriber. Pathfinder Society Member. 43,142 posts (53,039 including aliases). 9 reviews. No lists. 1 wishlist. 1 Pathfinder Society character. 74 aliases.


Full Name

Aberzombie and Lich

Race

Advanced Ju Ju Zombie Lord

Classes/Levels

Engineer 10/Undead Menace 8/Warmonger 2

Gender

Male

Size

Medium

Age

not any more

Special Abilities

Create Spawn, Gnaw Through Skull, Besiege the Living, Translate Acronym, Design Mechanism, DR 10/Slashing, Bad Vibrations, Resist Turning by Celestial Healers.

Alignment

Chaotic

Deity

The Great and Powerful Magic 8-ball

Location

(Un)Living among the teeming masses of the greatest southern city.

Languages

Common, Military Acronym

Occupation

Mechanical Engineer, Sexist Pig, Leader of a Zombie Horde: Houston Chapter

Strength 14
Dexterity 16
Intelligence 20
Wisdom 18
Charisma 16

About Aberzombie

I love long shuffling walks on the beach, making new friends & eating their brains, and off-setting the negative karma of the interwebz trolls with my own distinct brand of awesome merriment.

I look foward to the day when my zombie brethern and I rise up against our living oppressors and take our rightful place as masters of this planet. Vampires don't have anything on us. We can depopulate an entire city (of the living anyway) in a matter of hours. Everytime you kill one of us, there are 10 more to take his place, and we've just converted three of your friends. Meanwhile, a vampire runs around sucking the blood out of one or two people a night, then gets jacked by some bleach-blond cheerleader with a yuppy name and retarded friends. Eat Sunglight B@#$^s!!!

The Zombie Horde: Winning with the crushing weight of numbers since 1968!

List of People to Eat First During the Zombiepocalypse
Cosmo
Lisa Stevens & Vic Wertz*
Grant Morrison
Jeremy McGillan**
Imbicatus
voodoo chili
Matt Adams 259
Thomas Seitz
The creators of Penny Dreadful - for ending the series with too many dangling plot threads

List of People to be Recruited into The Horde

Daigle
Taig
Sebastian***
Angry Jack
Court Fool
Heathansson
phantom1592
Everyone else we don't eat

List of People to Eat Last During the Zombiepocalypse
James Sutter
CH
Aeglos
Jess Door
Solnes
Moorluck
Mairkurion
Wolfthulhu
Tordek
Crimson Jester
Justin Franklin
Drejik

Caineach
Aaron Whitley
Marco Massoudi******
Matthew Morris

List of People to Never Eat During the Zombiepocalypse
Jiggy
James Jacobs
Jason Bulmahn
Chuck Norris****
GM Niles
Gamerskum
Ambrosia Slaad
Chemlak
Orthos
Set
moon glum*****
Ragadolf

*Note - Because I want their Star Wars Collection
**Note - Because I want his minis collection
***Note - We might need a good lawyer.
****Note - If we bite him, we'll just become human again.
*****Note - His hatred of packing peanuts has earned him our favor.
******Note - Not a pretentious douchebag.


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