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Pathfinder Adventure Path Subscriber. Pathfinder Society Member. 41,326 posts (51,124 including aliases). 10 reviews. No lists. 1 wishlist. 1 Pathfinder Society character. 71 aliases.

Full Name

Aberzombie and Lich


Advanced Ju Ju Zombie Lord


Engineer 10/Undead Menace 8/Warmonger 2






not any more

Special Abilities

Create Spawn, Gnaw Through Skull, Besiege the Living, Translate Acronym, Design Mechanism, DR 10/Slashing, Bad Vibrations, Resist Turning by Celestial Healers.




The Great and Powerful Magic 8-ball


(Un)Living among the teeming masses of the greatest southern city.


Common, Military Acronym


Mechanical Engineer, Leader of a Zombie Horde: Houston Chapter.

Strength 14
Dexterity 16
Intelligence 20
Wisdom 18
Charisma 16

About Aberzombie

I love long shuffling walks on the beach, making new friends & eating their brains, and off-setting the negative karma of the interwebz trolls with my own distinct brand of awesome merriment.

I look foward to the day when my zombie brethern and I rise up against our living oppressors and take our rightful place as masters of this planet. Vampires don't have anything on us. We can depopulate an entire city (of the living anyway) in a matter of hours. Everytime you kill one of us, there are 10 more to take his place, and we've just converted three of your friends. Meanwhile, a vampire runs around sucking the blood out of one or two people a night, then gets jacked by some bleach-blond cheerleader with a yuppy name and retarded friends. Eat Sunglight B@#$^s!!!

The Zombie Horde: Winning with the crushing weight of numbers since 1968!

Until that fateful day, I will continue to enjoy reading Pathfinder material and hanging out here on what was once the greatest messageboard ever. I still love to read, and watch a select number of shows on TV.

I'm a Bastard Child of Paizo....and proud of it!

Props to flash_cxxi for coming up with that phrase.

I'm also a member of the original (and only) FAWTL Gang. We beat up other posters, and go through their avatar's pockets for loose homebrew rules. In a very passive/aggressive way, of course.


OK, so that's not exactly accurate. I actually used to talk about it all the time.

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