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Pathfinder Adventure Path, Pathfinder Companion Subscriber. 13,341 posts (18,034 including aliases). 10 reviews. No lists. No wishlists. Aliases: andLich, Vomit Guy, Secretlyreplacedwith, The Monanater, Ninzombie, Mike The Tiger, Sir Spitsalot: Paladin-at-Law, IamSpartacus, Wally Wabbit, Cranky McOldGuy, Vinny da Vulture, Yknaps the Lesserprechaun, Exalted Chinese Minister Hao, Avatar of John Wayne, Hungry Jack, Joe Biden, Monazombie, Mighty Mouse, Peace LVR, Clinically Depressed Poodle, HK-47, Jimmy-Joe Hayseed, Turbonium Dragon, Potato Slaad, Frank the Mime, Commander Aberzombie, BlueBird of Happiness, Hooper, Dennis the Peasant, Attack Goblin #23, SENATOR Boxer, Gagvoyle, Hillary, Bulmahnaut #5, flash_xxxx, MoorLackey, Tiag, Divad Frier, lordkcaz, Werezombie, Conspiracy Buff, SirUraz, Paul of Dune, BrewMaster Aberzombie.


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Full Name

Aberzombie and Lich

Race

Advanced Ju Ju Zombie

Classes/Levels

Engineer 10/Undead Menace 8/Warmonger 2

Gender

Male

Size

Medium

Age

not any more

Special Abilities

Gnaw Through Skull, Besiege the Living, Translate Acronym, Design Mechanism, DR 10/Slashing, Bad Vibrations, Resist Turning by Celestial Healers.

Alignment

Chaotic

Deity

The Great and Powerful Magic 8-ball

Location

(Un)Living among the teeming masses of an East Coast city.

Languages

Common, Military Acronym

Occupation

Mechanical Engineer

Strength 14
Dexterity 16
Constitution 16
Intelligence 20
Wisdom 18
Charisma 9

About Aberzombie

I love long shuffling walks on the beach, making new friends, and eating their brains.

I look foward to the day when my zombie brethern and I rise up against our living oppressors and take our rightful place as masters of this planet. Vampires don't have anything on us. We can depopulate an entire city (of the living anyway) in a matter of hours. Everytime you kill one of us, there are 10 more to take his place, and we've just converted three of your friends. Meanwhile, a vampire runs around sucking the blood out of one or two people a night, then gets jacked by some bleach-blond cheerleader with a yuppy name and retarded friends. Eat Sunglight B@#$^s!!!

Until that fateful day, I will continue to enjoy playing D&D. It saddens me to see what has become of FR, and I hope they don't do the same thing to Greyhawk. These days I enjoy Pathfinder and the world of Golarion. I still love to read, and watch a select number of shows on TV. I'm also looking forward to Diablo III.

The Zombie Horde: Winning with the crushing weight of numbers since 1968!

For anyone who wants to Friend me on Facebook:

Spoiler:
Real name is Scott Abercrombie. I'm in Philadelphia, PA. Just make sure I can tell you are a Paizonian.

Facebook username is TheAberzombie

I'm a Bastard Child of Paizo....and proud of it!

Spoiler:
Props to flash_cxxi for coming up with that phrase.



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