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The funny part is when everyone wakes up for Easter, and got up before them you get to eat the candy first. SO then everyone is going crazy wondering who ate it,but then you feel sick to the stomach and throw it all up later... then you get found out and have to get more candy... AAAAAAHHHHHH AHAHAHAHAHAHA just kidding. HAPPY LATE EASTER TO EVERYONE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

1) What is your favorite animal and why (give two or three sentences only) ?

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squerial( i spelled it wrong sorry) Because they are cool!!!!

2) What is your favorite color and why (give two or three sentences only) ?

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Red because it is the color of blood, and my Girlfriend likes it

3) Imagine yourself sitting alone in a completely white room with no windows, describe this room in two or three sentences.

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madness, crazy

4) Imagine a waterfall, describe it in two or three sentences.

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wet, awwwwwwwwww, cold

Tiny little Pixies

You are trapped in Darkness

WOW... That has happened to me before, if there are guards near by make the orc persade them (THAT is if he has High charima) sorry i tried, or you could indimate them.

Personally i hate playing as a cleric, so GO WISARD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

AWED wrote:

A cleric of Pelor who is LN who sees someone dead and Chants "Bloodfeast!!!"

That was you having a low wisdom score and not using complete sentences in real life.

and that cleric was LN? I thought he was good. Why would a cleric of Pelor be LN?

I forgot, i don't have the character with me, it may have been CG, I DON"T KNOW HAhAH

A cleric of Pelor who is LN who sees someone dead and Chants "Bloodfeast!!!"

Heathansson wrote:

wut's awl thet hootinhollerin fer?

sorry...

There is a character that is a freak in one of my games; he was a guy that made a deal with his dark god and got changed into a female and she is always pregnant and gives birth to some kind of monster every few months; she is kinda marsupial; she has the demon; aberation, and darkness templates and calls herself the Mother of Darkness, LN but i cannot describe some of the things that crawl ahem and call her mother before they are weaned and go off to do the dark gods bidding; so it is kinda like a pet class whereas all of her pet childen have the dark template. This is only the start of how this guy is a freak; he spend quite a few levels eating demons in the abyss and those on the prime material as they turned to goo; he would even slurp the goo; so he is infested with demon maggots in his stomach and gained the ability to make a acid attack breath weapon from stomach acid loaded with demon maggots; the maggots then crawl back to him after damageing or eating a foe and crawl up his/her body and through mouth or nose back home to the belly. I could keep going; this is only the surface of this guy's pc; he is playing the biggest freak in my game ever. But, is a fun character and has loads of storyline threads and enemies and followers; the character is about 17th level atm.

WOW!!!!! that is freaky, but funny too

thanks for the ideas i think they will be very useful when i plan my campaign.

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Another is when the Bard in your group inroduces his self as " he is in your dreams."

A wisard/ Psion/ archivist who only attacks with his weapon forgeting that he has spells then finds out that his spells are really pointless to have

In this thread, post what you think would be freaky to have in a campaign. ( Monster, NPCs, Pcs Ect)

One is a 30HD Colassial Pixie

I finally was able to make my profile

Valin Macleod wrote:

I'm going to be away from my computer and out of state from Sunday to Saturday, so if Valin could be an NPC for that time, that would be great.

Just remember the character description and motivations for RP flavor, and you'll be all set.

Ok, I will also be out of state for the weekend and dont know if Ill be able to do stuff on the campaign but I should be able to answer q's at internet cafes.

Same here i will be away from sunday to saturday.

i tried to fill the info in but when i clicked save changed it wouldn't go. urrrrgggggggg.

AWED wrote:

Dirk Gently wrote:

Aaarrrgggghhhhh!!!!!!!!! I've been smurphed!

No your just a kitty hehehehe

Wix, I hate you with every fiber of my being.

(And cats are cute, don't diss them, or I'll tear you into shreds with my kitty claws.)

i wasn't dissing i was laughting muahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha hahahahahahahaha....haha.

If possible please select an alias for your PC that looks like it so we can see when the campaign starts

Londer Cross is 5'6'' tall,he has brown hair and brown eyes he always is the one who looks has been locked in a room for most of his life( that is why he is pale and also he is clueless about the world around him). He has no armor,just common clothing and 2 ioun stone circling around his head. He finally left the forest to gather more info outside of the forest. He has no animal companion, and know everything about nature.

Londer Cross: CG, Human Druid 20
( if i mess up at spelling or if the concept sounds stupid sorry, my brain hurts.)

Aaarrrgggghhhhh!!!!!!!!! I've been smurphed!

No your just a kitty hehehehe

Ok well it seems that we're set, if grimcleaver responds before tomorow

he'll be in bit if he doesnt its just AWED The eldrich mister shiny and arcadis, if I misspelled anything I appologise spelling is not a strong point for me.
Heres the reposted story,

You are each seprate travelers from different backgrounds around Faerun. You all meet in a tavern in the treetop metropolis of silverymoon completely by chance. You find each others company enjoyable and hit it off with each other in a matter of minutes. Along with the three or four of you, you meet a stranger who you are also inclined towards. He is an inspirational cleric of Kelemvor the LN diety of death and the judge of souls in the after life. He has been sent by a vision of his god to go on a divine quest and search to destroy a legendary undead cleric of Cyric the god of Murder and devout enemy of Kelemvor. It is rummored that this cleric has made a pact with one of the lords of the nine hells of Baator and is now leader of a following of harvester devils, mortals of a volantary LE AL and other devils.
The cleric of Kelemvor tells you that his latest vision lead him to travel to the city of shade in the empire of shadows. He promises treasure fame and glory at the hands of his god if they help in his cause.
There are ample suplies in silverymoon.
The cleric is in good standing with kelemvor, however he says his god wishes to test and train you through a long and perilous journey to prepare you for the battle with the undead cleric of Cyric.

Good luck

Awesome story!!!! Training! ohhh why can't we just fight the undead cleric, hahahahahhaha just kidding

Hey folks! This will be the discussion thread for my upcoming evil campaign in Forgotten Realms. I've only seen one character sheet so far, but things will take off as soon as I see the others and we work out some preliminary backstory type stuff for everyone.

If anyone is looking for inspirational materials to get you into the Calimshan mindset, take a look at photos of Morocco and listen to things like 'Marrakesh Night Market' by Lorenna McKennit.

this sounds.... Evil muahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!!!!!

What level do the characters have to be???

i am here and i am ready. If you need anything else from me, let me know.

AWED wrote:

do you need me to re-type my spell preparations because of the april fools stuff???

It got fixed. Just don't say 'smurph' (new spelling), and you're OK.

i will keep that in mind, thanks Mr. Shiny

do you need me to re-type my spell preparations because of the april fools stuff???

Kazir wrote:

Ok, I'll be sending you the stats on my familiar and what I bought with the rest of my money tonight. I will post what spells I have prepared on a game 'day' basis.

thanks for reminding me Kazir, i have to post my prepared spells too.

spells prepared
0-cure minor wound, detect magic, read magic, flare,create water, detect poison
1st- cure light wounds, cure light wounds, good beryy, speak with animal, cure light wounds
2nd-flaming sphere, flaming sphere,cat's grace, tree shape
3rd-cure moderate wounds, call lighting, poison,cure moderate wounds,speak with plant
4th-cure serious wounds, cure serious wounds, ice storm, ice storm, reincarnate
5th-cure critical wounds, cure critical wounds, calling lighting storm, stone skin, cure moderate wounds
6th-dispel magic,greater, fire seed, fire seed,cure light wounds,mass
7th- sunbeam, control weather, heal, cure moderate wounds, mass
8th-whirlwind, cure serious wounds,mass, cure serious wounds,mass, whirlwind
9th-storm of vengence, regenerate, storm of vengence, regenerate

i really hate april fool's day

Ok, I'll be sending you the stats on my familiar and what I bought with the rest of my money tonight. I will post what spells I have prepared on a game 'day' basis.

thanks for reminding me Kazir, i have to post my prepared spells too.

spells prepared
0-cure minor wound, detect magic, read magic, flare,create water, detect poison
1st- cure light wounds, cure light wounds, good beryy, speak with animal, cure light wounds
2nd-flaming sphere, flaming sphere,cat's grace, tree shape
3rd-cure moderate wounds, call lighting, poison,cure moderate wounds,speak with plant
4th-cure serious wounds, cure serious wounds, ice storm, ice storm, reincarnate
5th-cure critical wounds, cure critical wounds, calling lighting storm, stone skin, cure moderate wounds
6th-dispel magic,greater, fire seed, fire seed,cure light wounds,mass
7th- sunbeam, control weather, heal, cure moderate wounds, mass
8th-whirlwind, cure serious wounds,mass, cure serious wounds,mass, whirlwind
9th-storm of vengence, regenerate, storm of vengence, regenerate

ok, i think i may stock up in potions (cure moderate wounds)do you know how much they cost? Just in case there is to be bloodshed( of course there will be ahahahaha). Better safe then sorry.

I think this smurfing thing got a little out of hand, but the language part is funny

Darn it ive been smurfed!!!!!!!!!!

I think this smurfing thing got a little out of hand, but the language part is funny

i am not crazy i am a tree

I Like Mountain Dew bettter!!!! FLY by night with Mountain Dew!!!!!!!!!!

I think it's neat... We all get a good laugh, nobody gets hurt, and then we continue with our lives. Just to put a change in the routine...

Ultradan

yeah i guess you are right hahahaha

URRRRRG i hate those blue dudes!!!!

I revised my character and e-mailed it back to you. Got all the magic items i need

The Eldritch Mr. Shiny wrote:

One more question: are you allowing the Hellbred race from Tyrants of the Nine Hells?

Thats fine just I recomend neutrality

hahahahaha demons of light

i am sending in my character right now if there are any mistakes (sorry) please let me know

i have a problem when i am running the campaign for Resident Evil in D20 modern. I have the problem with finding out what to do if my PCs get bitten by zombies? Should i have the PCs find "Green Herb" to stop the T-virus from spreading, or should i just say good luck and soon u will become the undead, or...should i the PCs find the Cure for the T-virus later on???

I would play Clue. The sad part is i don't even have the game anymore because all the pieces got lost.

is that ok, if i make a lvl 20 human druid???

This sounds awesome count me in