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Jian Ke wrote:

Well, since it has a Resident Evil feel, you probably should have the green herbs and possibly the red and blue ones too. You might want them to find a file or diary or something that explains their use, as it'd be meta-gaming on the PCs side if they just grab a green herb and use it.

Heh, if you really want you can even add the typewriter tape as an artifact that allows you to rewind time if there is a TPK or some other disaster. Again you'd need to introduce it before hand so they know they can do this. Maybe some sort of odd rant in a memo from a bad guy or something about how he's going to cut off the funding for such a stupid project.

Adding the type writer would be kind of weird though.

It would be werid, and it would be a problem for me and the PCs because i forget what happened last adventure because i haven't started it in over 4 months so the typewriter is just an artifact to me no timetraveling machine thanks though. haha

i just e-mailed my character card to you

Stupid snow making power go boom!!!!!!!!!

But in de vamp guide it say cross no help. i got me some garlic * stabbing vamp* and it is died

uh; anyone round hears confirmed dey is vamps; could juz be more hippyes; dey do dat hicky thing n it sorta looks all vampish n all dat wacky tobobacky makes mmm look all dead eyed...

But id swaers its dem vamps, de toke me cows by de nick and now de afder me ahhhhhh.

Here is my Character concept for: Jirkin Faluen the tenth,the half elf.

Jirkin's whole family took up the life as a wisard, a dangerous life though, Most rumors were going around that his family was the start of all this Darkness and that his family studied Necromancy!(His family stuided all kinds of school though and forbided Necromancy and thought of it )Half of his family was assassinated or killed in mobs. His father Jirkin the ninth ran to the elves saying that he was a druid, the elves believed him though and didn't ask him to even prove that he was a druid which was strange to Jirkin. Jirkin stayed in the Forest with the elves and got one of the elve woman pregant and had a child.(Jirkin the tenth) Jirkin the ninth was banished and had to take the child with him, Jirkin the ninth was able to take care of his child, by using his magic to make his son happy( so he wouldn't cry),but one day as they were going into a Tavern, 5 people in black robes showed, and killed him. Jirkin then was taken by these people,(these people were Necromancers who hated the Faluens) they took Jirkin the tenth to study Necromancy to ruin the family name, but when the boy was able to read and write and learn, he hated it and ran away using little knowledge of what his family really was. As he got older, he was able to find a teacher, Jirkin favored illusions out of all because he remembers a little of them when he was younger. As he turned 18, his teacher have known his family and tells him what has happened and what great thing that Jirkin can do for the world. That day Jirkin went out to find the secerts of the Darkness, to destroy it and to get his family name in honor, not in terror when people hear it.
i am working on the character right now, will send today though

AWED wrote:

Warlock is from the Complete Arcane, Warlocks are able to cast invocations, which is the power that is from his soul(they are spell like abilitys.(Warlocks are viewed with great suspicion and are feared, pit forked mobs go afraid low level one and people just fear the high level warlocks. At first level a warlock is able to cast eldrtich blast which does 1d6 damage( the ray shoots 60ft, single target and increases as increase in level,it is also a ranged touch attack.)For a Ability scores they have to have a high charisma, high Dex, and a good CON. But Warlock are known to have Dark Powers, sadly warlocks are misunderstood, they are not half-fiend or tieflings, but they power were from a supernatural force or bloodline with arcane power.

(At first level he starts off with one invocation)

Do invocations and eldritch blast count as "magic" in terms of dispel magic, Spell resistance etc? What energy type (if any) is eldritch blast?

I understand that eldritch balst and invocations can be used unlimited number of times per day, is that correct?

The warlock sounds quite good flavour-wise, still not entirely sure rules-wise. What sort of background concept did you have in mind?

eldritch blast toward subjects can be spell resistance, they say eldritch blast is baleful magical energy, can't be dispelled

Yes invocation and eldrtich blast used unlimited times.

The Characters Backround/concept- His family had the curse that every male in his family have the dark power of the Warlock and went crazy, but this character(still have to get a name for it, he is human) is CN, trying to find out the secerts of why his family had this "Curse." He tries to stay out of towns as best as he can. But when he is everyone can tell he is a Warlock because of the Scar ( on the left side of his face) People rioted over it with pichforks till he fleed the scene. He now wears a mask on the left part of his face to cover up the mark.
He is a Arkian human ( sorry if i spelled it wrong)

AWED wrote:

this is awesome i am in, i am working on my character right now, what level? and is it ok if i have a warlock for a class??

Assume my knowledge of the warlock class to be zero.

What book is it in?
What can they do?
Why (from both a RP perspective and an ability perspective) would you choose Warlock over say a wizard or sorcerer?

Having said all that, Warlock could be quite appropriate for this setting, just need to know more about it. I am hesitant to allow classes that I have no material for.

Warlock is from the Complete Arcane, Warlocks are able to cast invocations, which is the power that is from his soul(they are spell like abilitys.(Warlocks are viewed with great suspicion and are feared, pit forked mobs go afraid low level one and people just fear the high level warlocks. At first level a warlock is able to cast eldrtich blast which does 1d6 damage( the ray shoots 60ft, single target and increases as increase in level,it is also a ranged touch attack.)For a Ability scores they have to have a high charisma, high Dex, and a good CON. But Warlock are known to have Dark Powers, sadly warlocks are misunderstood, they are not half-fiend or tieflings, but they power were from a supernatural force or bloodline with arcane power.

(At first level he starts off with one invocation)

this is awesome i am in, i am working on my character right now, what level? and is it ok if i have a warlock for a class??

Oh dang. Alines. Now vamperse.

her'e dey com... * pulls out a stake* HEY!!!!! DIRK!!!!! dhere som vampares her'e 2 vasit

Update:

Temperature: 41 degrees Fahrenheit

Conditions: Snowing. WHAT THE f*%*???

F!@~IN DAMN S$$+ ASS B$%#% BASTARD STUPID AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!! THIS F*+#IN SNOW I WILL KILL YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (if i am not in school, i am fighting a snow monster good bye)

Clerrik!!!

Nevermein, its come out and it gos BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM *Blood falls everywhere* mmm hupe de vampares no com

AWED wrote:

i hav a hitch!!!!!

A hitch! Do you have an itch, or are you lying dead in a ditch after having gotten run over by some b@~@~?

You ramblin fo get me a clerrrik

The Eldritch Mr. Shiny wrote:

Dirk Gently wrote:

My players all read Lovecraft (or most of them do), so they would buy it if they were inclined to take the class.

Actually, only I read Lovecraft. AWED just looks at the pictures. ;}

But...the only pictures are on the cover! Is he seeing pictures in his mind, sent to him by the madness of Lovecraft?! >:)

no all i say in my mind were rats alot of them

Dirk Gently wrote:

My players all read Lovecraft (or most of them do), so they would buy it if they were inclined to take the class.

Actually, only I read Lovecraft. AWED just looks at the pictures. ;}

I read rats in the wall, Jerk face!!!!!! :p

de liens ship r down, *hitching head* wait its a tick on mi head , not egs sorry, I ned a clerrriicc over here to git it off.

Warmage 101 wrote:

I tank dat dose boys are tryin' t'git at dose apple trees again.

I don't know why I'm talking like somebody from the mid-west, I'm english for goodness sake! Just thought I'd join the fun!

Well, toodle pip! Got to be back to blighty for tea you know *puts on biggles style flying helmet and gets into small bi-plane*

Tally ho!

Lets see what these aliens have to say for two vickers machine guns!

de de de duh de, de de de duh de, de de de dee duh, de de de duh! (doesn't sound quite like wagner, but oh well)

Shot de liens ship shot de liens ship, *Spacecraft takes cows* No, not dem COW!!!!! De damn b#@+~in liens stole me cow, and i hav a hitch!!!!! dem liens planned egs in mi heirs

AWED wrote:

Rhyan Garrow wrote:

AWED wrote:

ift ya yse thit it may vork,bit liens gomein brins simetimes 2. Vatch ut

Say what?!!!

dem aliens goin in me minds, i fielded me wil sav

They wouldna probed ya if yad had yer tinfoil hat!!!

yeup, i had that. and me comic Johny the homicidal manic too, that scared dem liens. "conratulilions" dem liens say to me end el liens go bye

AWED wrote:

ift ya yse thit it may vork,bit liens gomein brins simetimes 2. Vatch ut

Say what?!!!

dem aliens goin in me minds, i fielded me wil sav

same here, people have been saying i have been acting like my father and the scarey part is it is true. I guess that is a good thing, i don't know AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!

ift ya yse thit it may vork,bit liens gomein brins simetimes 2. Vatch ut

If you liked the book: this movie sucked.

If you hated the book: this movie sucked worse.
If you like movies: this one was sub-par.

So there for IT SUCKSSSS!!!!!

i am the youngest of 3

wutt thay luk lahk?

dey have illow skien wid 5 eies. Be carful dey haf mand-c!*!olin powers, mak sur ya hav a hi wil sav.

JUst make sure if you have spell caster they should check all the spells they have so they know what they are casting and if it will be helpful in the campagin.

Aww, hail. Thers elins now?

yeup, they already took all me cows too, dem elins reily r scaray ya know, me shotgun don't work on dem.

I aint kenned it that zombies kid pass wind.

its dem t-Virus Run for the hills, What Dem hill have eyes RUN! its no safe, to kill dem aliens

kikai13 wrote:

Players: "OK, so where are we?"

DM: "You're in Shiptown, but you want to go to Collosseum."

Players: "Why?"

DM: "Because it's cool."

(Two sessions of random encounters occur as the players travel from Shiptown to Collosseum.)

Players: "OK. We're in Collosseum. What now?"

DM: "You want to go to Windia."

Players: "Why?"

DM: "Because it's cool."

etc, etc, etc.

As far as I can tell, the only objective is to travel to every single town on his map

if I remember correctly, we never made it to collosum, we were instead attacked by an eight headed hydra half way there, in the fog. two players were killed, one ran away, and the rest didnt meet up until we made our way to Windia. also, one of the people who were killed might not have been killed by the hydra, but he was possesed by a demon, which i'm sure that'll come back to bite us in the ass later on, assuming we make it that far

Remind me of Age of Worms, Last time in Aow, you fought a moster and everyone died,but the rogue(who ran away)

kikai13 wrote:

Players: "OK, so where are we?"

DM: "You're in Shiptown, but you want to go to Collosseum."

Players: "Why?"

DM: "Because it's cool."

(Two sessions of random encounters occur as the players travel from Shiptown to Collosseum.)

Players: "OK. We're in Collosseum. What now?"

DM: "You want to go to Windia."

Players: "Why?"

DM: "Because it's cool."

etc, etc, etc.

As far as I can tell, the only objective is to travel to every single town on his map

if I remember correctly, we never made it to collosum, we were instead attacked by an eight headed hydra half way there, in the fog. two players were killed, one ran away, and the rest didnt meet up until we made our way to Windia. also, one of the people who were killed might not have been killed by the hydra, but he was possesed by a demon, which i'm sure that'll come back to bite us in the ass later on, assuming we make it that far

That reminds me of an AOW game i played everyone died fighting this monster and the only one survived was the Rogue

I have never understood the whole minis craze. it just seemed odd to me. Please explain why people are fasinated by little toy figures?

Because they are awesome to paint duh!!!!

No, you don't want to go to windia, why, because its not cool. It sucks, a lot. and as kikai13 so elequently put it, the next thing that happened was this. and i'm the half-elf swashbuckler in the game.

players: where are we?

DM: your in Windia, but you want to go to Sima Fort.

players: Why?

DM: Because it's cool. and you also want to take this crazy bird man who could possible burn down your boat at any time, either that or he'll explode and destroy the ship, but you want to take him.

It goes something like that. and it gets better. on our ship ride we get hit with the second of the hurricanes that I described earlier, but before that we were attacked by a chuul, in the fog which adds a CR to the encounter, so now we are effectivly out CR'ed by two, and we almost die. by the time we arrived at the port closest to Sima Fort, we have ruined half of our trade goods (thats 650gp down the drain) and lost three npc crew members, and almost sunk the ship (barely made the skill check to not sink)

but wait it gets better. at the port, there isn't any one there because they all went down in the town well because all of the water is gone, we haven't finished the underground giant ant farm yet, thats next week, but with our luck and our DM, there'll probably be another hurricane, in the cave, and there'll be fog, and last but nnot least, the CR will probably be too high anyway. I think the only reason we are still alive in the game is because of kikai13 and his swordsage.

I am shaking right now, You are right it must super really suck!!!!!!!

All i know is that i am a virgo. The END

Dirk Gently wrote:

I don't like starting players as fighters because they assume that's the easiest and never learn any of the other rules, and so continue to play fighters for the rest of their lives. I do not exaggerate, I have a player like this (Dwarf fighter, and while this sounds like a good combination for RP, the guy just liked breaking stuff. I tried to get him to play a barbarian once, but he didn't {want to} understand rage.).

Cleric sounds like a good idea, but the ideology can be hard to RP. Just go with whatever the player feels comfortable with. Ask him/her what he/she wants to do or what ideas they have before talking about class.

It's true. I've been playing fighters for 27 years.

Well, sometimes I'd be a paladin.
I uz a cleric once.

I was a cleric once too, but it didn't work out, i am either a rogue or a magic person

Panic! at the disco
Final Fantasy X soundtrack
Random stuff
nothing else

Okay, i'll put this as simply as i can. This campaign is very strange. this is a homebrewed campaign that a good friend of mine made up. the world doesn't have a name as far as i am aware. there are no dieties, there used to be but they all left when they finished builing the world.(all divine casters take a -1 to their caster level because all of their divine power comes from books about the deities)

Next we have the dragons, all of the dragons are there (chromatic and metalic) however there are a lot of them. There are dragons everywhere. Our party (human ninja, tiefling swordsage, something else, half elf swashbuckler, killeren bard, and somekind of hell something ranger) is only 5th level right now. we have already met four or five dragons. A young bronze dragon that acts like scrappy doo. an evil medium green dragon chick, a silver dragon tavern owner, the bartender's half dragon daughter. there are others but i cant remember them.

and finally for now, the weather. that game has gone for about five sessions and we have been through, week long rain, fog so thick you could cut it with a knife, two hurricanes, and if there's no hurricane, it's gale force winds.

almost every monster we fight is at least two above our parties CR and we have nearly died at least three times. once five goblins almost killed the party of four when we were second level. somethings wrong here.

WOW, that sucks i wish the player luck with this one.

AWED wrote:

AM I DRUNK YET????

If'n you need t' be askin' dat question, yus need anodder beer.

'Ere ya go.

*Drinking, stoping DRINKING, STOPING , DRINKING,* I see a light, Why is everyone stareing at me!!!!!!!!!!

GREAT!!!!!! *hitting the head at the wall* I heard that upstate Ny is getting More SNOW!!!!!!!!!!!!! THIS IS REALLY F*~#IN mad!!!! UUURRRRRRRGGGGGGG Holy DAMN!!!!!!!!!! DARN YOU GLOBAL WARMING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

AM I DRUNK YET????

i would say fighter, but that is my opinion of what i think is the easyest

Sebastian wrote:

No snow here. Where are you at?

Upstate NY like Lady Aurora here. The snow has stopped now, but it was practically a blizzard a couple hours ago.

I heard it snow here, in CT it was raining

Players are always messing up my evil plots with there dumbass ideas. How do i stop them?!!!!

Who said it was the player messing up your plans, maybe they had a better plan and you were messing it up .

Lilith wrote:

"I loot the body."

"I feel left out."

Things that they've said that they've learned to regret.

Yes there are quiet a lot of those sayings. The paladin is using the Lay on Hands thing and all of a sudden its "ooh I'd like her to lay hands on me!!!" And just after that the cool priesty woman "Lays her hands on your badger" And no one will ever let it go.

Sadly i remember that... and it is stuck in my head.

Rhyan Garrow wrote:

AWED wrote:

Rhyan Garrow wrote:

Dirk Gently wrote:

Rhyan Garrow wrote:

Sending all your players to the demon plane to get a sacred artifact and then confronting the player with the lowest wisdom score with a very large demon that asks " what do you desire"

That's what you get for listening to Jarrod.

I changed my mind! I want a pony!

Bite me

Note: Never listen to the fighter, even with the name of Necissto un Chair

especially if he has a chicken familiar.

I never GAVE him the familiar, he just wanted one. Or an AK47.

Fighter w/ AK47, now THAT would be freaky.

Also NEVER EVER GIVE!!!!! the Fighter the Shiny Items (Cursed really) CAUSE IN REALLY LIFE HE GOES CRAZY and also his character AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH hahaha

AWED wrote:

I have to play more Final Fantasy, i have been off it for 4 months, now, i am going to play it now, you will not see me for a year, good bye.

You are a sad creature.

sadly i lied and i can't play Final Fantasy :( because i have to go to NYC to see Monty phyon spamalot:)... YAHOOO. But i didn't bring Final FAntasy with me to CT:(, so when i get Back to Ti i can start:).

Dirk Gently wrote:

Rhyan Garrow wrote:

Sending all your players to the demon plane to get a sacred artifact and then confronting the player with the lowest wisdom score with a very large demon that asks " what do you desire"

That's what you get for listening to Jarrod.

I changed my mind! I want a pony!

Bite me

Note: Never listen to the fighter, even with the name of Necissto un Chair

I have to play more Final Fantasy, i have been off it for 4 months, now, i am going to play it now, you will not see me for a year, good bye.

I remember when a player skined a Dragon and the DM got mad, so the player said he had the list of what a dragon has if you skin it. It was funny HAHAHAHAHHAHA

Just wanted to let you know that i am going to NYC today and that i won't be back till after midnight. Can you make Londer a NPC just for today. Thanks.

AWED

AWED wrote:

The funny part is when everyone wakes up for Easter, and got up before them you get to eat the candy first. SO then everyone is going crazy wondering who ate it,but then you feel sick to the stomach and throw it all up later... then you get found out and have to get more candy... AAAAAAHHHHHH AHAHAHAHAHAHA just kidding. HAPPY LATE EASTER TO EVERYONE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

And you need to seek proffesional help. realy!

Sorry i wrote this at midnight , with nothing to do and sorry for acting freaky.

I SAW A MAN WHO WORE ALL BLACK,BUT NONE OF HIS CLOTHES MATCHED.