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AM NOT "AM BARBARIAN," BUT AM DIFFERENT BARBARIAN, AND AM HAPPY WITH NEW BARBARIAN. AM RAGE ALL TIMES LIKE OTHER BARBARIAN, AM HAVE COOL THINGS OTHER BARBARIAN NOT MIGHT HAVE, AM NOT HAVE BE UNABLE TO FOLLOW RULES, AND MOST IMPORTANT; AM ABLE TO SMASH CASTIES INTO BREAKFAST PANCAKE LIKE OTHER BARBARIAN ALREADY DO!

AM TOO EXCITED, AM NOW RAGELANCEPOUNCE INTO NEW BARBARIAN!!!

AM NOT "AM BARBARIAN" BUT AM DIFFERENT BARBARIAN, AND AM NOT KNOW WHERE BARBARIAN AM AT ANYMORE!

AM LOOK AT CASTIES AND WANT SMASH, BUT NOT FIND BARBARIAN TO SMASH WITH! SO AM NOT KNOW HOW BARBARIAN SMASH CASTIES INTO BREAKFAST PANCAKE. FIGHTY NOT SMASH LIKE BARBARIAN SMASH, PALLY MAKE FRIEND AND NOT SMASH BECAUSE PALLY IS "REE-SPAHN-SUH-BUL." SNEAKY-MAN HIDE TOO MUCH FOR BARBARIAN, AND DOES NOT SMASH AT ALL!

WHAT BARBARIAN AM SMASH WITH IF AM NO BARBARIAN TO SMASH WITH?!

AM NOT "AM BARBARIAN," BUT AM DIFFERENT BARBARIAN, AND AM THINK BARBARIAN THEME NEED BETTER "REH-PREE-SEHN-TAY-SHUN."

SO, DIFFERENT BARBARIAN AM GIVE YOU:

AM WARNING, AM BARBARIAN "NAH-SHUN-UHL ANH-THUM" NOT FOR KIDDIES. NOT FOR CASTIES OR NOT-BARBARIANS EITHER. BARBARIAN AM GIVE WARNING, AM NOT "REE-SPAHNS-UH-BUHL" FOR NIGHTMARES.

<3 Here's hoping you figure out how to RAGESTAGPOUNCE.

AM NOT "AM BARBARIAN," BUT AM DIFFERENT BARBARIAN, AND AM MAYBE HAVE SOLUTION.

1. BE AM BARBARIAN.

2. TAKE BEASTKIN BERSERKER ARCHETYPE.

3. TURN INTO DEER.

4. TAKE BEAST TOTEM CHAIN.

5. CHARGE AND SMASH CASTIES WITH GORE AND FREE CLAWS.

6. ???

7. PROFIT.

(HAD TALKYMAN COUNT AND SPELL FOR ME. AM NOT ABLE TO COUNT THAT HIGH OR WRITE GOOD BY SELF.)

AM NOT "AM BARBARIAN," BUT AM DIFFERENT BARBARIAN, AND BARBARIAN AM REMEMBER "EFF-AYE-KYEW" THAT SAY NOT-HP COUNT AS HP FOR STUFFS.

AM USE "PURR-SEP-SHUN" LIKE "AM BARBARIAN" AM TAUGHT BARBARIANS TO DO WHEN FINDING CASTIES TO SMASH LIKE MORNING PANCAKES.

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BARBARIAN AM SUCCEED.

AM SEE HOW "AM BARBARIAN" COME UP WITH IDEA, BUT IF DIFFERENT BARBARIAN AM GM, AM NOT WANT CHEESE AT TABLE. TABLE DIFFERENT BARBARIAN AM PLAY AT IS "LAK-TOHS IHN-TAHL-UR-ENT," AND AM SEE OTHER TABLE HAVE SAME THING. SO AM SAY "ASK TALKYMAN GM" IF AM HAS CHEESE OR IF AM "LAK-TOHS IHN-TAHL-UR-ENT."

ALL BARBARIAN KNOW FOR SURE AM THAT +5 GREATCLUB (NOT FOR SMASHING) AM GENERALLY NOT APPROVED FOR PFS PLAY.

ALSO, AM REALLY HARD FOR BARBARIAN GET ANYTHING DONE WHILE BARBARIAN AM RIDING AROUND ON BAT ALL HOURS OF DAY AND NIGHT. BARBARIAN MAKE UP FOR THIS BY SOMETIMES DESCRIBING LANCE THROUGH FACE IN PARTICULARLY COLORFUL TERMS, SINCE IF CASTY AM GOING TO ABUSE CHARM PERSON FOR MAKING REST OF TABLE UNCOMFORTABLE, AM FAIR GAME IN BARBARIAN OPINION FOR BARBARIAN ALSO BECOME OVERLY OBSESSED WITH PENETRATIVE ACT.

AM SAD THAT "AM BARBARIAN" NOT REALIZE +5 "URTH-BRAY-KUR" MAKE FOR BIGGER BETTER SMASH OF CASTIES AND NOT-BARBARIANS.

AM STILL AGREE. AM ALSO FIND +5 "URTH-BRAY-KUR" AM GREAT FOR MAKE MORE BARBARIANS LIKE "AM BARBARIAN." BARBARIAN AM SO GOOD, AM USE "URTH-BRAY-KUR" FOR SMASH IN MANY WAYS!

102. AM BARBARIAN SHOW UP TO SMASH YOU.

AM NOT SURE IF NUMBER IS RIGHT. AM MADE TALKYMAN WRITE FOR ME.

URBAN BARBARIAN (INVULNERABLE RAGER)/FIGHTY(ARCHER)/UNCHAINED ROGUE (KNIFE MASTER/SCOUT)

WIN INITIATIVE, SUNDER SPELLS FROM DISTANCE WITH BOW, TWF WITH DAGGERS, GET SKILL UNLOCKS, HAVE SNEAK ATTACK DAMAGE FOR MAKING THING EVEN MORE DEAD (AND AM GETTING SNEAK ATTACK DAMAGE ON EVERY CHARGE BARBARIAN MAKE, EVEN AFTER GETTING POUNCE), AND HAVE ENOUGH FEATS FOR DOING ALL OF IT. EVEN HAVE 8+INT SP FOR HAVING STEALTH AND PERCEPTION. AM MAYBE NOT THE BEST DAMAGE UNTIL BUILD HITS THIRD LEVEL, BUT AM HAVING POWER ATTACK AND BEING BARBARIAN WHO AM ALSO FIGHTY FOR FIRST TWO LEVELS, AM PROBABLY OKAY. STILL DEFINITELY PUT FAVORED CLASS BONUS INTO BETTER SUPERSTITCHIN.

AM SOUNDING LIKE GOOD TIME TO BARBARIAN.

AM DISAGREE WITH "AM BARBARIAN."

AM FIND BARBARIAN/BARBARIAN/BARBARIAN BEST GESTALT.

THREE BARBARIAN IN ONE, AM BEST BARBARIAN EVER!

AM ONLY KIDDING. BARBARIAN AM NOT ABLE TO COUNT THAT HIGH ANYWAY.

AM BARBARIAN wrote:

Hypothetical God Wizard wrote:

Did someone say 'trivializing the game'?

BARBARIAN PRETTY SURE THIS AM WRONG THREAD FOR THIS PARTICULAR CONCUSSION.

I think you mean 'discussion', my dear. I understand that's difficult for you to differentiate.

AM NOT "AM BARBARIAN," BUT AM DIFFERENT BARBARIAN, AND AM AGREE WITH "AM BARBARIAN." BARBARIAN AM SMASH SO HARD THAT NOT-BARBARIANS AM HAVE "CUHN-CUSS-SHUNS." AT LEAST, IF NOT-BARBARIANS NOT TURN TO PANCAKES FROM BARBARIAN SMASH.

AM SAY CASTY TAKE "IHN-TELL-UH-GINTZ" DAMAGE LIKE BARBARIAN TAKE DAMAGE. MAYBE CASTY TAKE TOO MUCH "IHN-TELL-UH-GINTZ" DAMAGE, SO AM BECOME BARBARIAN LIKE OTHER BARBARIANS? BUT, AM BE TOO SMART FOR PERSON WITH "CUHN-CUSS-SHUN" TO DO, SO AM FIND CASTY BE AM BARBARIAN "IHM-PAHS-IH-BULL."

(AM SORRY FOR LANGUAGE, AM NOT HAVE "EH-JOO-KAY-SHUN" LIKE "AM BARBARIAN," SO AM USE TALKY-MAN BOOK TO READ FROM, BUT AM STILL SMASH LIKE "AM BARBARIAN!")

AM NOT "AM BARBARIAN," BUT AM DIFFERENT BARBARIAN, AND AM KNOW BARBARIAN "NAH-SHUN-UHL AHN-THUM". AM NOT SING THOUGH, AM DUMP "KAH-RIZ-MUH" AND NO AM HAVE RANKS IN PERFORM SKILL.

SO AM MAKE BARBARIAN COUSIN "SKALD" SING, OR BARBARIAN AM SMASH.

AM MAKE "DIHS-KLAY-MURR" FOR BARBARIAN SONG, AS AM NOT "UH-PROH-PREE-IT" FOR MINORS.

AM NOT "AM BARBARIAN," BUT AM DIFFERENT BARBARIAN, AND BARBARIAN AM SAY "AM BARBARIAN" AM BEST GOD, BECAUSE "AM BARBARIAN" AM BEST BARBARIAN EVER.

"AM BARBARIAN" SHOW BARBARIANS HOW SMASH CASTIES, TALKYMEN, AND NOT-BARBARIANS LIKE PANCAKE. SHOW BARBARIANS HOW COOK PANCAKE FROM SMASH. "AM BARBARIAN" AM ALSO ONLY BARBARIAN AM HAVE "EH-JOO-KAY-SHUN." SO, "AM BARBARIAN" AM BEST GOD.

AM NOT "AM BARBARIAN," BUT AM DIFFERENT BARBARIAN, AND BARBARIAN AM ALREADY "EH-JOO-KAY-TEHD" ON ONE THING: HOW TO SMASH.

IF BARBARIAN AM KNOW HOW TO SMASH, THEN BARBARIAN AM ALREADY "EH-JOO-KAY-TEHD" ENOUGH. OTHER THINGS AM JUST ICING ON BARBARIAN PANCAKES THAT BARBARIAN AM MAKE HIMSELF FROM ART OF SMASHING.

AM NOT "AM BARBARIAN," BUT AM DIFFERENT BARBARIAN, AND BARBARIAN AM SAY THAT BARBARIAN SMASH NOT-BARBARIANS LIKE PANCAKES AM BEST DEFENSE FOR BARBARIAN!

NOT-BARBARIANS AM NOT HURT BARBARIAN WHEN BARBARIAN AM SMASH!

Greatbear wrote:

Witch doctor?

Nope. When was the last time a barbarian did anything thing with doctor attached to it, except send you to one? :-)

AM NOT "AM BARBARIAN," BUT AM DIFFERENT BARBARIAN, AND AM KNOW "AM BARBARIAN" AM HAVE PHD. "AM BARBARIAN" AM ENGINEER, AT LEAST AM THINK "AM BARBARIAN" AM ENGINEER, BUT AM STILL COUNT AS "SUR-TIH-FYED" DOCTOR.

AM TRY BE DOCTOR, BUT AM DUMP "IHN-TELL-UH-GINTZ," SO AM HAVING HARD TIME. BUT AM STILL SMART BARBARIAN! AM KNOW SMASH SOLVE ALL BARBARIAN PROBLEMS!

AM TWO BARBARIANS? AM PALADIN NEED AM VACATION.

"AM PALADIN" THINK NOT MORE THAN ONE BARBARIAN? "AM BARBARIAN" "PRAH-BUH-BLEE" SAY TO "AM PALADIN" THAT ONE NEVER CAN HAVE TOO MUCH BARBARIAN! AND DIFFERENT BARBARIAN AM AGREE!

IF ASPIRING BARBARIAN AM HAVING PROBLEMS LANCING THING THAT AM ON TREETOP, BARBARIAN RECOMMEND FINDING FLYING MOUNT.

LANCE AM PART OF SIGNATURE ATTACK NAME FOR REASON. AM VERY GOOD REASON, AS WELL.

AM NOT "AM BARBARIAN," BUT AM DIFFERENT BARBARIAN, AND AM ROLL ONE ON "IHN-ISH-AH-TIV." (AM STILL HAVE GOOD "IHN-ISH-AH-TIV" THOUGH, AM JUST ROLL BAD.) AM DIFFERENT BARBARIAN THAN "AM BARBARIAN," SO AM OFFER DIFFERENT OPTIONS THAN "AM BARBARIAN"!

AM FIND HAVE FLYING MOUNT LIKE "AM BARBARIAN" TOO "KLEE-SHAY." ALSO, AM DUMP "IHN-TEHL-UH-GINTZ," BECAUSE BARBARIAN AM WANT SMASH BETTER, SO AM NOT SMART LIKE "AM BARBARIAN" TO GET MOUNT THAT FLY.

BUT, AM BARBARIAN! AM MOVE FAST! AM JUMP GOOD! AM JUMP AT CASTY, AM SMASH CASTY HIDING IN TREE LIKE PANCAKE, AM SMASH CASTY DEAD WITH RAGELANCEPOUNCE!

OR, SMASH TREE CASTY HIDING IN. CASTY FALL DOWN LIKE ROCK. CASTY NOW GET SMASHED LIKE PANCAKE FOR STANDING UP TO BARBARIAN! GOOD BARBARIAN SMASH BOTH CASTY AND TREE AT SAME TIME! (SEE, AM DUMP "IHN-TEHL-UH-GINTZ," BUT AM STILL SMART BARBARIAN!)

ALTERNATIVELY, PUNCH GUY IN FACE.

BARBARIAN AM TOLD THIS AM HOW LOTS OF PEOPLE GET STREET CRED. BARBARIAN TAKE STEP FURTHER, PUT LANCE THROUGH CASTY FACE.

NOW BARBARIAN HAVE ALMOST AS MUCH STREET CRED AS BARBARIAN HAVE LOOT. NOT EVEN KNOW WHAT DO WITH ALL THIS CRED. AM ABLE TO SPEND ON ITEMS LIKE STORE CREDIT? MAYBE BUY WANDS OF CLW. EVERYONE AM LOVING WAND OF CLW, RIGHT?

AM DIFFERENT BARBARIAN THAN "AM BARBARIAN", AND AM THINK "PURR-MAH-NEHNT" LIFESTICK BETTER THAN "TEHM-POUR-AIRY" LIFESTICK. AM NOT GOOD AT "AIR-ITH-MEH-TICK," SO AM JUST GET LIFESTICK THAT WORK ALL TIMES.

AM ALSO WANT LIFESTICK BIG, SO AM SMASH CASTIES LIKE PANCAKES WITH IT.

OR TURN CASTY INTO "PURR-MAH-NEHNT" LIFESTICK TO SMASH OTHER CASTIES WITH.

OR, BUY "AM BARBARIAN" BIGGER LANCE TO SMASH CASTIES WITH. MANY OPTIONS OUT THERE FOR BARBARIAN!

42.-NOT MAKE FUN OF BARBARIAN. BARBARIAN AM SMASH ALL!

AM NOT "AM BARBARIAN", BUT AM DIFFERENT BARBARIAN. AM NOT ABLE TO COUNT. AM DUMP "IHN-TEHL-UH-GINTZ," BECAUSE BARBARIAN NOT SMASH NOT-BARBARIANS WITH "IHN-TEHL-UH-GINTZ." AM USE "IHN-TIH-MUH-DAET" TO SCARE TALKYMAN TO SAY NUMBER FOR BARBARIAN, OR BARBARIAN SMASH TALKYMAN LIKE PANCAKE.

AM NOT "AM BARBARIAN," BUT AM DIFFERENT BARBARIAN, AND BARBARIAN AM LAUGH AT PUNY CASTY WHO USE "FIEVE FUT STEHP" TO GET AWAY FROM AM BARBARIAN.

BARBARIAN AM TAKE STEP UP. BARBARIAN AM TAKE "FOWL-OH-ING" STEP. BARBARIAN AM TAKE STEP UP AND STRIKESMASH. BARBARIAN AM ALSO TAKE NO ESCAPE RAGE POWER. SILLY CASTY NOT GET AWAY FROM AM BARBARIAN.

BARBARIAN AM TAKE "DISS-RUPP-TIHVE" AND "SPEH-UHLL-BRAE-KUR" RAGE POWERS. CASTY NOT DO ANYTHING. BARBARIAN AM ALSO TAKE SUPERSTITION AND WITCH HUNTER AND SPELL SUNDER RAGE POWERS, SO CASTY GO SPLAT LIKE PANCAKES BARBARIAN EAT FOR BREAKFAST.

BARBARIAN AM SMASH ALL NOT-BARBARIANS! CASTYS AM NOT BARBARIAN, SO BARBARIAN AM SMASH ALL CASTYS!

***BARBARIAN AM EDIT SO AM MORE LIKE AM BARBARIAN.***

AM NOT "AM BARBARIAN," BUT AM DIFFERENT BARBARIAN, AND AM AGREE WITH SECOND TALKY-MAN. AM FIND TRAP AND DODGE AM SILLY FOR BARBARIAN. AM THINK TOTEM POWERS GOOD. ALMOST TOO GOOD THAT NOT-BARBARIANS THINK BARBARIAN ONLY GET ONE TOTEM EVER.

AM NOT HAPPY THAT BARBARIAN AM NOT BE BETTER BARBARIAN BECAUSE NOT-BARBARIANS SCAREDY-CATS. AM THINK NOT-BARBARIANS LOOK AT BARBARIAN "PURR-SPECK-TIHV" AND THINK DIFFERENTLY.

AM FOUND OTHER TALKY-MAN, AND GOT TALKY-MAN TO WRITE THINGS AND "CAHN-SEPTS" DOWN FOR FIRST TALKY-MAN OR AM SMASH TALKY-MAN. AM MADE "EH-DIH-TAY-SHUNS" FOR BARBARIANS UNDERSTAND.

AM DIFFERENT BARBARIAN "UH-PROOV MEH-SEJ"!

My favorite way to not die is to not play high level mythic characters who, naturally, fight high-CR mythic monsters - a sure recipe for rocket tag instant deaths. Hopefully not every fight, but fairly often. And there really isn't any way to avoid being eaten by, well, ME!!!, unless your GM is really, really, really pulling his blows. Luckily (or perhaps unluckily for you), yours is not.

AM NOT "AM BARBARIAN", BUT AM DIFFERENT BARBARIAN, AND BARBARIAN AM LAUGH AT PUNY SNAKETHING. AM THINK "MITH-ICK" STUPID, AND NOT BARBARIAN AT ALL. AM NOT NEED "MITH-ICK" TO SMASH PUNY SNAKETHING, AND AM LAUGH AT "MITH-ICK" SNAKETHING WHEN TRY SMASH BARBARIAN.

BEST BARBARIAN FOOD AM PANCAKE. BECAUSE BARBARIAN AM SMASH NOT-BARBARIANS LIKE PANCAKE!

Your Barbarian doesn't have to be a muscle-bound, illiterate monster.

AM NOT "AM BARBARIAN," BUT AM DIFFERENT BARBARIAN, AND BARBARIAN AM "DIHS-UH-GREEH" WITH TALKY-MAN.

WHAT MAKE AM BARBARIAN GOOD BARBARIAN AM WHEN BARBARIAN STRONGEST AND AM SMASH. AM SIMPLE. AM STRONG. AM SMASH ALL! REAL BARBARIAN NOT "REED," BARBARIAN DO BETTER THINGS THAN "REED". LIKE SMASH!

AM FIND IF "BARBARIAN" AM NOT SMASH AND AM READ, AM NOT REAL BARBARIAN.

AT LEAST, NOT "AM BARBARIAN."

AM NOT "AM BARBARIAN," BUT AM DIFFERENT BARBARIAN. AM THINK "AH-LINE-MEANT" STUPID. MORE STUPID THAN AM BARBARIAN. AM THINK CHANGE WAS "DEH-LIB-UH-RET," BECAUSE "AH-LINE-MEANT REE-STRICK-SHUNS" AM STUPID AND NOT DO ANYTHING, UNLIKE BARBARIAN. BARBARIAN DOES ALL!

AM ALSO THINK BARBARIAN WITH NOT-BARBARIAN STUPID TOO, BUT AM DIFFERENT BARBARIAN, SO AM THINK TALK WITH DOCTOR IF NOT-BARBARIAN AM RIGHT FOR BARBARIAN.