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Elan

AM BARD's page

15 posts. Alias of Dragonborn3.


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AM BARD IS NOT IMITATOR! AM GREAT FOLLOWER OF AM BARBARIAN!


Caster-Martial Disparity God wrote:
"Rising from the pit in a fountain of nightmarish screams and black toxic ichor the Caster Martial Disparity god sloughs away the dust of ages to vault into the black void of infinite space. As stars wink out of existence from the sheer horror of the black deities spine rending birth cries the undulating carapace of the Lord of All that Ends blots out the soothing warmth of ignorance."

HERE WE GO AGAIN. BARDICSCIMITARPOUNCE!


Caster-Martial Disparity God wrote:
"Woe unto those who call upon its fell name. For it is nigh impossible with humanoid tongues. To utter a syllable is to invite madness most foul."

BARDICSCIMITARPOUNCE!


Caster-Martial Disparity God wrote:
OH HAI THAR!

BARDICSCIMITARPOUNCE!


joeyfixit wrote:
AM BARD wrote:
AM BARD IS TAKING SONG REQUESTS TO PASS THE TIME WHILE TRI IS AWAY.
Happy Colored Marbles.

Most people are not ok, but they're taking their siestas in the sun...


AM BARD IS TAKING SONG REQUESTS TO PASS THE TIME WHILE TRI IS AWAY.


AM LIKING BARD CLASS BEST. GET TO USE EPIC DRUM SOLO TO MAKE PANSY NON-AM'S RUN LIKE PANSY COWARDS.

ALSO GET BONUS ON KNOWLEDGE CHECKS, LOVE CHECKING BOOK OUT OF LIBRARY FOR ONE DAY AND BEATING WIZARDS AT TRIVIAL PURSUIT.


TOZ wrote:
Guys, please TRY to discuss this maturely, instead of insulting each other.

*makes Knowledge(History) check*

WOULD LIKE TO POINT OUT AM BARELY POSSIBLE ON INTERWEBZ. HISTORY CHECK SAYS MATURITY DOES NOT LAST LONG ANYWAY.

*makes Spellcraft check*

MATURITY ONLY HAVE ONE-MINUTE PER LEVEL DURATION. TIMEZONES MAKE DURATION ACT WEIRD ON INTERWEBZ.


AM DWARF CLERIC wrote:

DIVINEPOWERLANCEPOUNCE

AM MYSTIC THEURGE NOT TALK RIGHT CAUSE AM HAVE HIGH INT. IS PATRONIS...PATRON..IS MAKING FUN OF AM PARTY. AM DWARF CLERIC NOT LIKE HAVING BUFF PARTY SUPPORT TOES STEPPED ON. AM DWARF CLERIC HAS POUNCE TOO. AM DWARF CLERIC SMASH PRETENDER!

NEW AM PARTY RULES:
1.ANY AM PERSONS WANTING TO JOIN AM NOT ALLOWED FULL ARCANE CASTY.
2.ANY AM PERSONS HAS TO HAVE POUNCE TYPE TRICK
3.ANY AM PERSONS HAS TO HAVE TOUGH MOUNT
7.ANY AM PERSONS HAS TO WEAR ARMOR SO NOT MISTAKEN FOR CASTY NERD
9.AM NINJA BREAK RULES BUT CAN HANG WITH AM PARTY CAUSE WE CAN'T SEE NINJA ANYWAY. ONLY HEAR WHEN AM NINJA TALK TO MUCH.

4. SOME RULES NOT APPLY TO AM BARD

5. ANY AM PERSONS WISHING TO JOIN AM NOT ALLOWED FULL DIVINE CASTY
6. KICK REALITY TO THE CURB AND DO THE IMPOSSIBLE
8. ROW ROW FIGHT THE POWER!


AM CAVALIER wrote:
AM INQUISITOR wrote:
WHO THE HELL DO YOU THINK WE AM?!?
We are TEAM AM.

WHO ELSE COULD WE BE?


DON'T KNOW. GATHER INFORMATION NOT HELP ANY...

*casts Protection from Fire on AM BARBARIAN*


AM BARBARIAN wrote:
WAIT. BARBARIAN THOUGHT BARDS AM WOMAN.

NOPE. AM A MAN, AND LADIES IN TAVERNS KNOW IT. EXCEPT YOUR WIFE.

AM MAKING GATHER INFORMATION CHECK. KNOW NOT TO HIT ON AM'S WIFE.


YOU HEAR SOMETHING, AM? I CAN'T DETECT ANYTHING, SO MUST BE IMAGINATION...


*COUGH*

*GUSTOFWIND*

AM BARD WOULD LIKE TO KNOW IF AM BARBARIAN THINK THIS AM GOOD THEME FOR "AM BARBARIAN & CO."

AM BARD ALSO NEED COOL ABILITY NAME LIKE RAGELANCEPOUNCE...


AM BARD AM SINGING PRAISES OF AM PARTY WHILE GETTING ALL THE LADIES!


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