A Drunk Monk's page

Oh, yeah, sure. Tossing another chair at Jakie.
11.
1d20=15-4 Imp. Weapon+0 Dex.

"Did I get 'im?" *Barf*

(probably not)

"You guys think you're tough! Backward-360*-Blindfolded-Blast-from-the-Past-Cranked-Out-Anger-Filled-Hong -Kong-Phooey-Hit-Karate-Kid-Mixed-Compton-Gangster-Blended-With-A-Touch-Of- Mr.-Fweng-Super-Bullfrog-Handstand-Kick!!!!!!" DC: 100.

"... wait, never mind" Seeing as I have good luck with chairs... Drunky picks one up prepares for anyone to challenge him.

Also: I think we should keep monks and same players for next battle, just winners pick something special, like level 2's or new item, etc.

Well, that was fun while it lasted. Thanks for the opportunity, Tarren.

It's not over! You can come back next battle, when all groups play as Level 2 Monks, and winners add a new rule. (At least I think that's what Tarren said)

Ugg, I'm back, sorry all. RL is being tough on me right now.

*Burp*

Nice map

1d6+4=7

"sorry!"

Seeing as combat started, and I don't want to lose my init. and awesome 20, I guess I am aiming at someone with this chair... DM discretion, for I am only a drunk.

AMEN! *Glug*

Hooray! First 20 on invis.castle! Btw, Tarren didn't mean to hit anyone, just being loud and drunk

1d20=20

"Noisy Crickets?!?! I HATE those bastards!!! C'mon you little kids, and let Drunk show you how to really party". With this, Drunk Monk grabs a nearby chair, and attempts to sling it across the room at Lil Jake, unfortuantly, due to his drunk nature, it shatters, not even reaching halfway across the bar.

I think everyone should have a harmless entrance before we begin initiative.

"Hell, your right... What am I doin' with my life? Ah, whatever, let's find something to hit."

Suppose that I'm in G1

A stable? No, I'm unstable. Where am I?
*Falls into a hay stack*
"Hey, Tallis, howsabout we get down to Six Monks Bar? I need a drink, I don't feel too good."

Ahh, so sorry friends.

Drop Con to 10
Drop Cha to 9

+2 to any ability.

I think I got it, but you can check it Jal

I did it online (invisible castle, i don't have much experience with this build stuff, usually do 4d6-1), is it one point for stat = 1 build point?

Alright, it looks like we're ready, can the first entrants post in the IC thread?

Initiative. 1d20+2=18

Sounds good with me... and I'll change the feats

Sounds right. Btw, Jake, you have weapon finnesse, but it requires BAB +1. Monks have +0 to start.

Alright, so we have:

1. Mr Fweng's School of the Conniving Frog
-Drunk Monk
-Tallin

2.Leaping Monkey School
-Gunnom
-Ilil

3. Noisy Cricket School
-Misthing Gosmack
-Lil Jake

Let the best monk win!

So there is no point in starting gold, because we can't bring in potions or poisons that would give us an advantage?

Also, to my inebriated monk friend, Mr. Fweng's School of the Conniving Bullfrog sounds good to me. The question is, who is Mr. Fweng?

Have you forgotten our lessons, brother?! Mr. Fweng is the most accomplished monk to ever live. After trying out the Noisy Cricket style of fighting, he decided it was not to his liking and created his very own fighting style, the Conniving Bullfrog. His turning from the Nosiy Cricket has instigated many turf wars between the rival factions. Legend says that despite creating the style hundreds of years ago, Fweng is still alive, encased inside a giant statue of a toad, left to forever meditate, and that at the end of the world, he shall emerge with The Greatest Move To Have Ever Been.

So, groups are:

1.Tillan + Drunk Monk
2. Misthing + Lil Jake
3. Franz...

We need one more entrant!!

I will take the initiative and say that Tallis and I are students training from Mr. Fweng's School of the Conniving Bullfrog :)

Alright, Tallis, here is your partner! I should have a finished character up tonight. Btw, I'm pretty sure improvised weapons are -4 to attack, and damage is equal to what they resemble: shattered beer glass = dagger, chair leg = club, etc.

Terrin, are we expected to just randomly start fighting, or will there be an "instigation".