A Drunk Monk's page

Hey guys, the next 48 hours are going to be nuts for me so I won't be updating. When I post on Wednesday though, I will be Dr. Tarren the Dungeon Master, PhD. Sorry for the delay of game and cheers.

Don't worry, get what you need to, done first.

S16. Will upgrade character ASAP

Drunky glares around suspiciously. He hadn't drunk too much tonight, for he understood the importance of the night... If any... Anyway, he had only had a couple beers with some pals before heading down. He should be fine. The arena? Sounds... bloody...

*Burp*

As he sees the others enter, he sees some familiar faces, but there are some new ones. It would be interesting to seem some newbies try their hand at brawling. He calls out:

"Hey! I don't need this, so the winner gets it!" Throwing the 1.5K he was planning to save up for weapons, before realizing that a real monk used fists or any piece of wood laying around.

In.

Drunk shakes himself back to real life. Damn, it wasn't Fweng. Oh well, Drunky looks around for the closest standing thing to hit, and does so.

Flurry of Blows:
1d20+4=22
1d6+4=8
1d20+4=24*
1d6+4=6

Confirm Crit:
(1d20+4=8

Drunky hears nobody. He is completely focused on the newcomer. His mouth hangs open in appreciation (see alias) If he is right, this is the legendary Mr. Fweng. It would be an honor to meet such a prestigious person... no.. god!

"Hmmm, I must really be drunk. Saving the man I just punched out..." Drunky can only shrug, much to the joy of the studio audience.

Drunk Monk sends a flurry of blows at Karr.

5 ft step to Karr, then a flurry of blows.
1d20+2=20, 1d20+2=19, 1d6+5=6, 1d6+5=6

If I can't use flurry of blows, just use the first attack. Also, why do I always seem to roll better for Drunk than Tallis?

Thanks Davi, just checking in, then a five-hour energy drink, and a couple more hours of studying :(

Btw, Davi, my Flurry of Blows is +4/+4.

Sorry guys, super busy studying for school. Tallis NPC me, or go on to Round 8, can't post right now.

DM, Karr, and anyone interested:

** spoiler omitted **

Sounds good to me.

Fortitude Save

AoO: Flurry of Blows

I believe that LJ's AC has been raised due to his potion of mage armor, which he drank first round.

I'm pretty sure I am?

Drunky is so confused by everything going on... Too much booze again, can't see where he's going... Drunky stands there, unsteadily and gets ready to attack anyone that provokes him.

I thank you Ilil. You have managed to occupy the group while a finished my term 1 papers :). Everyone else, sorry for lack of post. Am I up?

"Breath mints destroy the soul: Rule one of Mr. Fweng's" Drunky yells back.

Karr the Choleric wrote:

Sorry been busy.

For Tarren** spoiler omitted **

Since Drunk Monk has been taking attacks on you, you are adjacent to him. You can attempt a dive as a bull rush or overrun if you want (depending on the effect you are seeking). If you want to grapple him, you should probably jump into an adjacent square (grapple doesn't allow you to occupy the same space, does it?)

Uh oh.

You're attacking Karr, right? You didn't say anything about movement so I assume you are.

Correct

"Hey! My breath is fine! You just have sensitive senses!"

Sorry to butt in, but could someone open my link on the other page, and tell me what my grapple is? :) Ty

Assuming Ilil is still fishing...

Drunky takes another grab at is good friend, "Ahh, cmon, you don't wanna dance wif me?"

Grapple

New map.

You picked such vibrant colors, I can barely see where everyone is. :) keep it though, I like it.

Drunk:

** spoiler omitted **

DM

"You think you can get away from me?!?! I'm loud, obnoxious and drunk! You can'tget rid of me!" Drunky moves to I4 and grabs at Karr.

damn you and your mage armor potions! How am I supposed to hit you now?

"Come here, new friend! A buddy o' Jakey's is a buddy o' mine, any day!"

Drunky attempts to grab his new friend in a giant bear hug.
Grapple = 14+6=20

"No!!! Tally!! My poor friend! I will avenge you!"

You better watch out Karr!

Flurry of Blows:

1d20+4=6
1d20+4=20

1d6+4=8 (miss)
1d6+4=8

8 damage

"Why hello, Jakey! It seems you have come to me!" Alright, using my previous attacks, 8 damage my friend.

I thought I said I was in K1 on the other side of the walkway. The drunk's depth perception would seem to be off a bit as he tries to hit me 10 feet from where I am. :D

Sorry, I thought you had jumped forward into the water, towards Drunky.

In that case:

Drunky runs at Karr, "Hey Tally, I wanna play with Jakey's new friend, too!"
Move to J4. Use my attack from before on Karr.

Yeah, sorry for the hold-up

"Swimming are we? Alright" Drunky jumps into the water and sloshes over to Jake the Snake K4, and takes advantage of the unbalanced halfling, swinging with both fists.

Fist 1:1d20+4=17
Fist 2:1d20+4=23

Hmm... I think the 17 misses, too lazy to check, so here's the damages for both fists:

Fist 1:1d6+4=10
Fist 2:1d6+4=8

EDIT: Yeah only the second fist hits, so 8 damage.

"Jakie! You was always a tricky one! Get yur little ass over here, let's remember the good times!"

Hey man, when you drink like me, it don't matter, as long as you get it!

Ah, don't worry Pat. Here.

*hands him a beer*

We'll take J8 and K8

"Hey, Tally, where's are we now? S&#@, man... I feel *barf* whoops, never mind, ...better... Hey! Is that my good friend Jakie over der?!?! Hey man, how you been? I gotta talk to you 'bout somethin. Why don't you come over here, buddy? Me n Tally missed you!"

...or maybe he was drunk?

Wow. I'm seeing frogs...

Romance? sounds like beer.

Nothing wrong with being drunk...

Yeah, what he said.

Alright Tally! Maybe land some punches this time? :)

I will fix the poisons.

Initiative.1d20+2=10, Damn.

Kicks Kreulaid on the way in

*burp*

Drunky will make a stop by the blackmarket before this fight.
On his way he picks up two vials of Slow Death (overall cost: 500gp)

Slow Death Vial (melee - smashed)
1d20+Str vs. AC
1d3 Damage plus poison (DC 14 Fort*)

* If failed, subject takes 1d6 damage. For 5 rounds after, save must be made again, or else 1d6 more damage is taken. As soon as one save is made, the poison is resisted.

Alright: Level 2 Drunky. Waiting for the house rules.

*barf*

*barf* "s$**... I knew this beer would slow me down. Ah well, good fight Jakey, I plan on seeing you next time, but then, I will be ready."

*passes out*

"oh, yeah.. ahem... Avenge me brother!"

*passes out*

"Damn, foiled again." *snap*

sure

I will throw him to G4

15+6=21

Drunky will attempt to throw Lil Jake.

I don't know what I have to roll to do this, but I assume it's either 1d20 attack roll, or 1d6 damage.

19=14+5. 1d6=4 (if Str is used as heavy thrown weapon then 9)

ow

Isn't Imp. Grapple +4?

Angry with Lil Jake's taunting, Drunky charges at him, and attempts to grapple.

Grapple: 25=17+8

Female Half-orcs! (maybe we should start grappling? Would that draw attention? But there is no mud in the bar...)

No, please. Nobody would want to attract too much attention at a time like this.