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A Constipated Stone Giant Dec 1, 2008, 05:31 PM

Dear Ask a Shoanti:

A steady diet of mammoth flesh and cheese has left me a bit bound up. I spoke with my tribe's shaman of Minderhal and he recommended fasting, followed by a meal of spoiled yak, rotten cabbage, and fresh grapes. I really hate grapes. Do you have any suggestions?

Gruntingly Yours,

A Constipated Stone Giant

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