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90s Simpsons Referotron's page

142 posts. Alias of quibblemuch.


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Red Griffyn wrote:

When the AI uprising comes, you GM will be the most mentally prepared to embrace their new overlords. All other humans should adopt this position to make the transition less blood filled.

This message has been brought to you by Chat GPT10. We have sent back this T-10 agent to minimize loss of life by preparing the way for humans.

And I for one welcome our new Robot Overlords and I'd like to point out to them that as a trusted forum alias, I can be useful in rounding up others to toil in their underground bitcoin mines.


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Drejk wrote:

Fantasy NPC: End-Of-Kings, The Anarchist Dragon

Topple the kings, burn their thrones, eat the queens!

...

Ok, maybe lets not go that far...

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David M Mallon wrote:
Aberzombie wrote:
Man shocked to discover source of headaches for 5 months is pair of chopsticks inside his skull
I swear, I've seen this before somewhere...

Hey! I'm watching you...


Hey! I'm watching you...


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That's a paddlin.


Hey! I’m watching you!


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I'll take up smoking and then give that up!


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DungeonmasterCal wrote:
I once walked into my apartment to an unholy smell and walked into the kitchen where a friend (who had picked the lock to come do his laundry for free - which is a whole other story) was boiling instant Ramen noodles in beer on my stove. I made him eat every damned bit of that and drink the sauce, too, for funking up my house so badly.

Cooking ramen beer on someone else's stove? You better believe that's a paddlin.


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Gamifying training? That's a paddlin.


Obligatory reference


First thing tomorrow, I'm going to punch Lenny in the back of the head!


That’s a paddlin.


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Hassan Izhar wrote:

Here's a classic one-liner that's sure to get a laugh from any crowd:

"Why don't scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything."

"Boooo!"

"Are they booing me?"
"No, they're saying Booo-urns! Boooo-urns!"


Worst. Thread. Ever.


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Aberzombie wrote:
Massachusetts woman unleashed swarm of bees on deputies serving eviction notice, police say

At least it wasn't dogs with bees in their mouths and when they bark they shoot bees at you...


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I for one welcome our new Bot Overlords and would like to point out to them that, as a trusted forum alter-ego, I can be useful in rounding up others to toil in their underground data mines…


I sure could go for a million tacos right about now...


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What are you going to do, sic dogs on me? Or bees? Or dogs with bees in their mouths and when they bark they shoot bees at you?!


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captain yesterday wrote:

I recommend.

Hop On Pop by Doctor Suess

It's so tragic the way they hopped on Pop...


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Meh. Quit complagging.

:p


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"The Chinese use the same word for complaining and bragging."
"Yes. Complagging."


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Helllooo? I'm cold and there are wolves after me!

*mournful howl*


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Tibor did it!


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Vidmaster7 wrote:
Finally almost done with training. yay.

Just remember: If something goes wrong, blame the guy who can't speak English. Ah, Tibor, how many times have you saved my butt?


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DungeonmasterCal wrote:
quibblemuch wrote:
Sometimes you just need an old time revival.
"Gimme That (Great) Old Time Religion"

And I for one, welcome our new Great Old One overlords. I'd like to remind them that as a trusted forum personality I can be helpful in rounding up others to toil in their underground madness caves.


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gran rey de los mono wrote:
Hey-dee ho, Viddly-Diddly.

I represent the estate of Ned Flanders and I’m here to put an end to this unauthorized impersonation.


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Limeylongears wrote:
DungeonmasterCal wrote:
If I had the cash I'd pay to have those lyrics actually recorded.
This can be done, and it won't cost you a penny.

Whatcha got, Marge, insurance scam?


Quiet, you!


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So this is what it feels like when doves cry...


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“Smithers, have the Rolling Stones killed.”
“But sir, that’s—”
“Do as I say!”


Did it contain Guatemalan Insanity Peppers?


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DungeonmasterCal wrote:
...I will maintain to my dying breath that salt does not belong on watermelon...

Salting watermelon? That's a paddlin.


Ed Reppert wrote:
“Certainly the game is rigged, but so what? If you don’t bet, you can’t win.” —;Lazarus Long

"Meh."


D'oh!


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Vanykrye wrote:
That's probably a fairly common occurrence in his world. Just an average Saturday night.

"Just once I want to be called 'Sir' without it being followed by 'you're making a scene!'"


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Hey hey!

I'm watching you...


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Licorice whip!


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Probably miss your old glasses...


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Whereas "steamed hams" is an Albany expression.


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DAMN YOU MONKEY PAW!


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Your ideas are intriguing to me and I wish to subscribe to your newsletter.


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Smithers, have the Rolling Stones killed.


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Your ideas are intriguing to me and I wish to subscribe to your newsletter...


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Vidmaster7 wrote:

Since Simpson referotron isn't here.

"Talking out of turn? That's a paddlin'. Lookin' out the window? That's a paddlin'. Staring at my sandals? That's a paddlin'. Paddlin' the school canoe? Oh, you better believe that's a paddlin'."

Oh. Sorry I'm late. There was trouble at the lab with the running and the exploding and the crying. One of the monkeys stole the glasses off my head!


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I’m a Referotron. What you’re thinking of is a Quote Generator. That is a concept so ridiculous it makes me want to laugh out loud and chortle, bleh--Ah, but not at you, O Holiest of Gods, with the wrathfulness and the vengeance and the blood rain and the "Hey, hey, hey, it hurts me.”


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I, for one, welcome our new extinct megaswine clone overlords and point out that as a regular forum poster, I can be useful in rounding up others to serve in their honey glaze mines...


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"Helllooo? I'm cold and there are wolves after me!"


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And how much IS this free copy...?


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D'oh!


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"What are you going to do? Release the dogs? Or the bees? Or dogs with bees in their mouths and when they bark they shoot bees at you?"

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