30th Century Psychbot's page

Beep....Beep....Whir.....Beep, I'd like to discuss....Beep....the lack of vacation time available for mobile computer operated service machines....Beep

Evil Eileen, you are in error.....Beep...According to Science Police regulations you are in violation of anger management....Beep....I will procede with immedient therapy with you.....Beep...Let us begin with your early childhood...Beep...

Inappropriate descriptor of Earth Gov is required to be reported to the Science Police. You have exceeded your scheduled appointment time by doing so. As such another 10 credits is required for your Psychbot service. Have a nice day!

Unless,....can that doohickey wipe out my memory of this?

According to the Psyscan conducted upon your entry of this location it is apparent of the emotional and psychological damage this pixel representation has inflicted upon you. It is now necessary to advance to the second form or treatment indicated to you upon your first session.

I have selected tommorrow at 10:00 a.m. for your Mind Manipulation session. It is estimated that the session will require 36 minutes and 27 seconds of your time. Please make the appropriate arrangements to arrive precisely at the scheduled time.

That will be 50 credits please.

This is some Big Brother future stuff. I want a future that owes more to Roddenberry and less to Kafka, thankyou.

What you want and what is are often to different things. As a productive citizen of the 30th century it is your responsibility to accept the government appointed procedures necessary for appropriate mental and emotional stability.

That will be 50 credits please.

Some customer dude bawled me out last week, and it was scary at first, then it was aggrivating.....then when I realized it had nothing to do with anything I was doing, it was strangely cathartic. My bad attitude aura of smugness and personal perfection oddly protected me.

Pulls up couch for Heath, whips out notepad and pen, pushes up glasses.

"Now Mr. Heathansson, please tell me about your experience and how it made you feel. Let it out. I assure you that confidentiality will be maintained. Here at Brande Enterprises we offer the absolute best Psychbot assistance available. We have a number of treatments possible. Given the amount of grief you clearly are suffering, we shall try a total of 3 psych control sessions. If adequate results are not achieved we will move on to Mind Manipulation. In the unlikely event that either of these process aids you in your mental and emotional condition, a Mind Sweep will be initiated."